Global Gamification: My Critical Hit Rate is Maxed Out

"The instant he was enveloped in a white light while carrying bricks at the construction site, Chen Fan thought he was going to die. But just as he finished the newbie village quests, a system notification exploded—[You triggered a critical hit! Experience x32, Gold x56, Newbie Equipment x2]! While others grind monsters for three days to accumulate experience, he chops down a wild rabbit to reach level three; while others snatch white gear like treasures, he opens a treasure chest and instantly gets an orange weapon! This damn game? His critical hit system, from Bronze to King, is godlike every step of the way! Until the teahouse owner, Su Shuang, hands him a cup of tea, her eyes flashing with a fox-demon's red light: 'Do you know? Your souls have already been priced by an alien system…'"