58: Where are my hemorrhoids???

Soon, Su Yu remembered that Pig Shou Zhuo had an astonishing background.

When Pigsy left Gao Laozhuang, Gao Cuilan was already pregnant.

Pigsy spent fourteen years on the pilgrimage for Buddhist scriptures, and Gao Cuilan was pregnant for fourteen years.

When Pigsy achieved enlightenment, Gao Cuilan gave birth to a son, named Pig Shou Zhuo!

Later, Pig Shou Zhuo was enlightened by Tang Sanzang, became a disciple of Ban Ji, and returned to the West!

Later, like Pigsy, Pig Shou Zhuo was also conferred the title of Cleansing Altar Messenger.

“The Human Race forbidden zones are called Human Race forbidden zones because even War Emperors cannot resolve them!”

“Could this Pig Shou Zhuo, who was just unearthed, already possess the cultivation of a War Emperor?”

“That’s too terrifying, isn’t it?”

“Damn it!”

“When will I be able to pacify a forbidden zone!”

Su Yu was genuinely envious.

Soon, his phone vibrated, and another message was pushed.

“For the Human race! For Daxia! Latest news: Pig Shou Zhuo has pacified Shennongjia, one of the Human Race forbidden zones, and is currently heading to the next forbidden zone!”

Su Yu was shocked.

This speed was unparalleled.

Of course, the news released might have a certain delay.

But no matter what, this Pig Shou Zhuo was truly terrifying.

One Human Race forbidden zone was gone just like that.

If someone had unearthed Pig Shou Zhuo three years ago, the Human Race's situation would never be as passive as it is now, and there would be no Human Race forbidden zones.

More importantly, not so many people would have died.

Su Yu continued to scroll through his phone, and suddenly, his gaze sharpened.

“Shocking! Shocking! Global shock! Citizen Sun used a super treasure map to unearth the couplet on the gate of Wuzhuang Temple, 'Immortal's abode of eternal life, Daoist's home coeval with heaven.' Its Daorhyme is extraordinary, and its power is boundless!”

Looking at the news on his phone, Su Yu was somewhat shocked!

Wuzhuang Temple, that was the Daoist temple of Zhenyuan Great Immortal, the Ancestor of Earth Immortals!

The Daoist child of Wuzhuang Temple once said to Tang Monk and his disciples: “The Three Pure Ones are my master's friends, the Four Emperors are my master's old acquaintances; the Nine Luminaries are my master's Juniors, and the Yuan Chen are my master's guests.”

From this, it can be seen how terrifying Zhenyuan Great Immortal's identity, status, and strength were.

And the couplet on the gate of Zhenyuan Great Immortal's Daoist temple must also be extraordinary!

Su Yu was filled with envy.

“Damn it!”

“Why can't I unearth such good things?”

“Also, why are all mine treasure maps? How can I get a super treasure map?”

“If there's no super treasure map, an Advanced treasure map would be fine too!”

Su Yu felt uncomfortable.

He was really uncomfortable.

He had worked so hard to unearth so many treasure maps, but he was only at War King second-rank.

“If I had unearthed a Ruyi Golden Cudgel, or unearthed the White-Robed Guanyin, one of Guanyin’s thirty-three Incarnations, that would be fine. But instead, what I unearthed were either fragments or fragments!”

“I unearthed a Dog Head Guillotine, which, though not a fragment, is also incomplete…”

Su Yu felt miserable and wanted to cry.

At this moment, the elevator arrived, and Su Yu entered it, continuing to browse the news.

“For the Human race! For Daxia! Teacher Huang from a kindergarten used an Advanced treasure map and dug and dug in the garden, unearthing a willow tree over a thousand meters tall! Its Daorhyme was extraordinary, covering several cities, benefiting countless people, and greatly improving their cultivation!”

Su Yu felt sour.

The Daorhyme covered several cities, and countless people's cultivation had improved.

Why wasn't this in Tianhe City?

After exiting the elevator, Su Yu's speed immediately increased.

He sprinted all the way, even faster than a car.

Boom!

Su Yu descended from the sky, landing in a pile of ruins, took out a treasure map, and gazed at it intently.

“In the past, a Forbidden Existence refined a Ten Billion Soul Banner. Although it is incomplete, it still possesses supreme power. But you cannot control it yet; in fact, you will suffer a backlash from the ten billion souls within the Soul Banner, ultimately leading to your death and the dissipation of your Dao!”

Golden characters appeared.

Su Yu's face lit up with excitement when he saw the first part of the hint.

But after seeing the latter part of the hint, his face immediately fell.

The Ten Billion Soul Banner, just hearing it made him feel like it could easily pacify Human Race forbidden zones.

However, he couldn't control the Ten Billion Soul Banner yet!

Did he have to wait until he reached War Emperor to unearth it?

“Forget it, I’ll wait a bit longer. When I become a War Emperor, I’ll see if I can unearth it!”

“I have plenty of treasure maps now. If this one doesn’t work, I’ll switch to the next one!”

Su Yu no longer dwelled on it and quickly left, but just as he took two steps, a fierce wind suddenly assailed the back of his head.

Bang!

Su Yu felt a pain in his head, his vision went black, and he fell directly to the ground.

The Big Black Dog walked over, biting a large white bone stick. The white bone stick disappeared, and it grinned, revealing two rows of white teeth.

“tang monk's flesh, you must feel disgusted by it; otherwise, you would have eaten it already. So, let me help you digest it!”

The Big Black Dog sniffed Su Yu’s body and quickly found the tang monk's flesh wrapped in a tissue.

It couldn't wait and swallowed it directly, tissue and all.

“Don’t worry, I won’t eat your tang monk's flesh for nothing. I will repay you later.”

The Big Black Dog mumbled a few words, then turned and quickly left.

From beginning to end, no one noticed.

By the time Su Yu woke up, he was already in the Night Watcher Branch.

“Su Yu, you’re awake?” Lin Zi looked tired, but when she saw Su Yu wake up, she immediately smiled. She said, “A Night Watcher on patrol saw you collapse and brought you to the Department.”

“Su Yu, check yourself, do you feel any discomfort?”

Su Yu touched his head and said, “My Ye Tianming hurts a bit, and there’s a bump. Other than that, nothing.”

“That’s good then.” Lin Zi felt relieved.

Su Yu seemed to remember something and quickly searched his body.

“My phone is here, my Night Watcher ID is here, and my treasure maps are here, none missing!”

Suddenly, Su Yu’s expression became extremely grim.

“Damn it!”

“Where’s my hemorrhoid???”

Beside him, Lin Zi looked utterly bewildered. She said, “What hemorrhoid? No one performed hemorrhoid surgery on you!”

“No!” Su Yu’s eyes were red, and he gritted his teeth, seething with hatred, saying, “I unearthed Tang Monk’s hemorrhoid, which was tang monk's flesh, and now it’s gone!”

“I don’t know which scumbag ambushed me; they’re truly despicable!”

“Don’t let me find out who you are, or I’ll beat you like a dog!!!”

It was too infuriating!

Too hateful!

Su Yu swore he would find that bastard!

“You actually unearthed tang monk's flesh!!!” Lin Zi was shocked, then pulled out her phone and did something.

Su Yu’s phone vibrated, and a message was pushed.

“Shocking! Global shock! Night Watcher Su unearthed tang monk's flesh! But Su was ambushed, and the tang monk's flesh disappeared without a trace!”

Su Yu looked at the news, which had 5000 likes in just a few seconds, and fell into contemplation.

“Sister Lin, is what you’re doing appropriate?” Su Yu was speechless.

Getting on the news was one thing, but being ambushed, how embarrassing was that to say!

“Su Yu, don’t blame Captain Lin.” At this moment, Li Xiao walked in, looking a bit tired. He said, “Regarding such news, if we don’t know about it, that’s one thing, but if we do, we must release it.”

“We need everyone in the Global to know that the arrival of myths is full of danger, but also full of opportunities.”

“Ordinary people unearthing treasure maps face a ninety percent chance of death. But if they become warriors and then unearth treasure maps, the probability of death will be greatly reduced.”

“Theoretically, we support more people unearthing treasure maps, so that everyone can become stronger and have the ability to protect themselves.”

Su Yu remained silent.

But how many people would die?

Ninety percent of people would die!

Too dangerous!

“Alright, let’s not talk about this for now. I came to see you about something.”

Li Xiao changed the subject, his expression somewhat grave, and said, “The two people you had Lin Zi bring back, after some threats and inducements, they confessed everything. They are indeed members of the Seven Kill Sect.”

“At the same time, I received a very important piece of news.”

“At exactly 3 PM, thousands of Seven Kill Sect members will be unearthing treasure maps in different locations.”

Upon hearing this, Su Yu’s expression changed, “They’re still digging? And thousands of them?!”

“That’s right!” Li Xiao’s eyes were bloodshot, and he looked very tired.

Clearly, he hadn't rested all night, so he was naturally exhausted now.

“Department Head, I have a question. Why do so many dangers arise when they unearth treasure maps?” Su Yu was very confused.

“You’re being foolish.” Li Xiao explained, “Ninety percent of the items unearthed from ordinary treasure maps are full of danger. If they unearth them at the same time, it will naturally be like yesterday.”

“Also, I heard that someone in the Seven Kill Sect unearthed a turtle shell that can predict the fortune or misfortune of treasure maps. This way, their ability to cause trouble is even stronger!”

Su Yu was silent.

Damn the Seven Kill Sect!

They were truly despicable!

“Alright, back to the main topic.” Li Xiao continued, “At 3 PM, if thousands of people unearth treasure maps simultaneously, then Tianhe City will face a crisis even more terrifying than yesterday’s.”

“Therefore, we cannot let them continue unearthing treasure maps.”

“Currently, the only way is to let the bait go early!”

“So, we need you to go be the bait in advance!”

Su Yu said nothing.

The Seven Kill Sect deserved to die, and Li Xiao deserved to die too!

This was clearly an attempt to kill him!

“What time will the news be released?” Su Yu asked.

“Around 1:30 PM.” Li Xiao looked down at his watch and said, “There are about 100 minutes left now.”

“It’s too dangerous, I’m not going!” Su Yu immediately shook his head upon hearing this.

He had too few treasures on him, and his cultivation was weak. If he really went as bait, he wouldn't even know how he died.

“If you go now, I’ll give you an additional 20 treasure maps!” Li Xiao was not surprised at all and spoke directly.

“50 maps!” Su Yu said.

“How about 30 maps instead?” Li Xiao said.

“For the people of Tianhe City, I, Su Yu, will not shirk my duty!” Su Yu got out of bed, puffed out his chest, and said, “Same old rules, you have to give them to me first, and my rewards must be given to me by tomorrow at the latest!”

“No problem.” Li Xiao said, conjuring 30 treasure maps out of thin air and handing them to Su Yu. He said, “If you resolve them, you won’t have to wait until tomorrow; you’ll get them by tonight at the latest.”

“Oh, and by then, not only will you get treasure maps, but you’ll even get Advanced treasure maps!”

Advanced treasure map?

Su Yu’s heart pounded.

He had unearthed many treasure maps, but he had never seen an Advanced treasure map, let alone unearthed one!

“Good!” Su Yu tidied his clothes and walked out, “I’m going to unearth treasure maps now. When you release the news, Department Head, remember to notify me in advance.”

Leaving the Night Watcher Branch, Su Yu clutched a stack of treasure maps and began to run frantically.