184: Want to go to heaven?
The next day.
Zhuge Feng arrived in Lin'an City.
He looked up.
On this day, if he delayed even a little, the heavenly lightning would strike him.
The force was also getting stronger and stronger.
It made him completely lose his temper.
But he was very unhappy!
He, the dignified Lord of Fate Zhuge, was actually forced to do things by heavenly lightning one day?
This heavenly lightning was clearly done deliberately by a powerful person.
This powerful person must have a very close relationship with Chu Yunxuan.
He had calculated.
He couldn't figure it out.
When he came this time, he wanted to see what kind of guy this Chu Yunxuan was!
"This guy has already used One Sword Slaying Demon Emperor, does Your Excellency still need this old man to teach him the Twenty-Four Word Incantation? Can't we just sit down and talk nicely? Is it necessary to fight and kill?"
Zhuge Feng said unhappily.
Above his head, thunderclouds were gathering.
"Alright, alright, I'll teach, won't I?"
Zhuge Feng walked forward.
What evil did he commit recently?
Just a while ago, when Tianhua City had not yet fallen.
A voice suddenly sounded in his mind.
It told him to use his methods to bring a couple together.
It also wanted him to attract a phenomenon of heaven and earth, a Dragon and Phoenix auspicious sign, and even wanted him to act a bit more realistically, preferably to shed tears of excitement when seeing the Dragon and Phoenix auspicious sign.
Zhuge Feng didn't know what that thing was.
He definitely wouldn't do it.
Then...
He suffered greatly.
His whole body inexplicably hurt so much he wanted to die.
No way, so he went.
The man was very handsome, and the woman was very beautiful.
Bringing them together.
He left after bringing them together.
Nothing happened after that.
Unexpectedly, not long after this.
He was now being forced by lightning to find someone named Chu Yunxuan and teach him the Twenty-Four Word Incantation.
If he didn't go, he would be struck by lightning.
Damn it!
What evil did he commit!
The more he thought about it, the angrier he got.
He would go and beat up that Chu Yunxuan in a bit!
To vent.
Zhuge Feng walked forward, and a young man walked alongside him.
Zhuge Feng glanced at him.
"Young man, you have a calamity today. I have a talisman here. For 198, it can help you ward off a calamity. How about it?"
The young man looked at Zhuge Feng: "Are you sick? You're the one with a calamity. Jianghu charlatan, don't bother me."
After speaking, he quickly walked forward.
Zhuge Feng sped up to catch him: "98, young man, we are fated. 98, is that okay?"
The young man looked impatient: "Don't bother me, I'm going to be late for work."
"Free, is free okay! Take this talisman." Zhuge Feng looked a bit anxious.
"Get lost."
The young man walked to the intersection.
Bang—
Suddenly, a car directly hit the young man, sending him flying.
"Ouch..."
The young man lay on the ground, wailing.
At this moment, a beautiful, flustered woman got out of the car.
"Are... are you alright?"
She squatted beside the young man and quickly asked.
"It hurts so much! If I didn't have some cultivation, I would definitely have fainted."
The woman quickly stuffed the car keys into his hand: "Um... I'm giving you the car. Please don't cause me trouble, okay? It's yours, it's yours."
After speaking, she quickly walked away.
The young man looked at the Porsche keys in his hand, then at the Porsche.
He looked at Zhuge Feng in a daze.
"You said I had a 'jie' (calamity/Porsche). Was it the 'jie' for Porsche? Ouch, hiss—you old man, you really calculated accurately, ha... ah hahaha."
What does it mean to be in pain and happy?
His expression was exactly that now.
Zhuge Feng sighed:
"Never mind, never mind. What is destined will eventually be, what is not destined should not be forced. This Porsche is destined to belong to this young man. What a pity, if he had taken this talisman from me, this Porsche would have been mine, this old man's. If I sold it, how much wine could I drink, sigh. I offered it to you for free and you didn't want it, so I, this old man, can't force it."
After speaking, he calculated.
Then he walked towards Chu Yunxuan's location.
...
At the same time.
Chu Yunxuan was in a beautiful river-view apartment.
Over two hundred square meters in size.
With huge floor-to-ceiling windows, directly facing the river view of Lin'an City.
"Oh, is this for me?"
Chu Yunxuan looked at Guan Xin beside him.
"Uh-huh, a reward from the Shenzi Group. How about it? The treatment is pretty good, right? This house must be worth nearly ten million."
Guan Xin said.
"That's indeed good. Such large floor-to-ceiling windows. If I put a sofa here, it'll be the legendary 'soaking platform'!" Chu Yunxuan's eyes lit up!
He would invite Jiang Ying and Xi Chuxue to his home then.
At night, outside would be the city's neon lights and river view.
By the floor-to-ceiling windows...
Ah ah ah!!!
Holy cow, invincible!
"Tsk, then I wonder if I'll have a chance to get on your soaking platform?"
Guan Xin asked with a smile.
"Yes, you can now. Sister Guan, you're even wearing stockings, it's too convenient." Chu Yunxuan said, looking at the beautiful Guan Xin.
Guan Xin also curled her lips: "How about I come over once you've set up the soaking platform?"
"Sounds good."
"Hahaha, then I'll leave first. There shouldn't be any missions recently, so settle down first. Oh, by the way, you're now ranked 97th on the God Child Rankings."
Chu Yunxuan said: "Just a small matter."
"Hmm, how should I put it? Your crushing of Xiao Yi across so many Realms caused quite a sensation, but some people are definitely unconvinced, because your fight was too simple. They will think that if it were a real fight, with Xiao Yi using all his Laws or other various Divine Abilities, you would definitely not be his opponent."
"If they're not convinced by a Celestial Realm Star 1 killing a Spirit Connection Realm One-Star, or a Spirit Connection Realm One-Star instantly defeating Laws, then what can I do?" Chu Yunxuan shrugged.
"Normal. Everyone is a proud Genius. Unless you personally beat them until they have no temper, they won't be convinced by you, including Xiao Yi who lost to you. He definitely thinks that if he used his full strength, he wouldn't lose to you."
Chu Yunxuan nodded.
"Speaking of which, I'm also quite curious, how exactly did you do it? It's really hard to understand, you crossed too many Realms."
Chu Yunxuan said: "When a woman becomes curious about a man, that's the beginning of her falling for him."
"Oh-ho? Is that so? You can understand me deeply, how should I understand you deeply?" Guan Xin asked with a smile.
"When it's deep enough, we'll understand each other."
"Then hurry and set up the soaking platform, I'm busy."
Guan Xin walked away with a smile.
Chu Yunxuan shrugged.
"This home is nice."
Then Chu Yunxuan took out his small notebook.
On the blacklist, he wrote Xiao Yi's name.
Then he chatted with Lin Ya'er for a while.
After a while...
Knock knock knock—
A knock on the door came.
Chu Yunxuan opened the door.
Xiao Qiyue, Jiang Ying, and Xi Chuxue stood at the doorway.
"Wow wow wow!"
Xiao Qiyue then ran in.
"A mansion! A river-view house! Wow wow wow!"
She ran around the room.
Chu Yunxuan's mouth twitched, then he asked Jiang Ying: "Why is she here?"
Chu Yunxuan had only invited Jiang Ying and Xi Chuxue to his new home.
The reason, well, was to celebrate his housewarming.
He was also thinking of completing his long-awaited happy life tonight.
Who knew these two girls would suddenly call Xiao Qiyue over.
Jiang Ying looked smug and said: "Fairy Instructor has such a good relationship with us, why wouldn't we call her? For a housewarming, we should definitely call Fairy Instructor, aren't you treating her as an outsider?"
She guessed Chu Yunxuan's evil thoughts.
So, she deliberately called Xiao Qiyue over.
Hmph hmph.
Now, aren't you uncomfortable?
Chu Yunxuan: "..."
Good, good, good!
What a Jiang Ying!
You're finished!
Damn it!
What to do now?
With a third wheel, what could he do?
"Exactly, exactly, can't Xiao Qiyue come?" Xiao Qiyue rolled her eyes and asked.
"Hahaha, yes, mainly I knew Jiang Ying would call you. In that case, let's drink more tonight, my treat."
"Sounds good, Xiao Qiyue hasn't had a good drink in a long time."
Jiang Ying said: "Fairy Instructor, be careful he doesn't have any evil intentions, like getting you drunk, and then being able to do whatever he wants."
"If Little Xuanxuan really has the ability to get Xiao Qiyue drunk, then what if he does as he pleases?"
Xiao Qiyue said with a beaming smile.
Chu Yunxuan: !!!
"Oh? Are you sure?" Chu Yunxuan raised an eyebrow and asked.
"Of course." Xiao Qiyue nodded.
"Then the premise is, you can't use spiritual energy to sober up, otherwise what's the difference from drinking water."
"Come on, when Xiao Qiyue was drinking, you were still wearing open-crotch pants." Xiao Qiyue said confidently.
"Then let's go! Are you two coming?" Chu Yunxuan looked at Jiang Ying and Xi Chuxue.
"Yes!" Jiang Ying said confidently.
Xi Chuxue nodded slightly.
The three of them secretly conspired. Drinking against Chu Yunxuan, one against three, what's there to be afraid of?
Get him drunk, and then... Hmph hmph!
Just wait!
And Chu Yunxuan was overjoyed.
"Tonight, we're going to heaven!"