1: Chapter 1: You don't want others to know about your affairs, do you?

Xiao Yuan suddenly sat up, his brain still retaining the sharp pain from being crushed flat by a giant cauldron.

"Am I not already smashed into a meat patty?" He panted heavily, looking completely bewildered.

Before him was a dilapidated wooden house, the corners of the wall piled high with discarded Magical Artifacts and talisman paper fragments, the air filled with a musty smell mixed with the bitter scent of low-quality Spiritual Plants.

He lowered his head and took a look—goodness gracious, he was wearing a washed-out standard ancient costume, and his chest was even embroidered with five faded small characters reading "Waste Recycling Station"!

The back of his head ached faintly, and when he reached out to touch it, it was wet.

"It's bleeding?!" He gasped, "What the heck, did my head get cracked open?!"

The realistic touch let him know he was still alive, but where on earth had he been brought to?!

As soon as he raised his head, he saw a girl dressed in snowy white standing before him. She was extraordinarily refined and ethereal in appearance, though her expression was very cold.

Xiao Yuan was startled so much that he gave a shudder.

What kind of situation was this? An ancient costume cosplay scene?!

Before he could speak, the beauty opened her small mouth and let out a volley of rapid-fire words right away.

"Xiao Yuan, since you are awake, let's make things clear—starting today, our engagement is void! First, you are not allowed to tell outsiders that you know me; second, you are not allowed to come to Dan Peak to find me; third, hand over your Spirit Stone tribute to me every month, I need resources for Foundation Establishment! Fourth..."

Hearing this, Xiao Yuan wore a stunned expression...

What the heck? Engagement? Spirit Stones?

He listened with a splitting headache, feeling just like when he chased girls in his past life and the other party said, I have no feelings for you, but I really like your things, let's continue in the future!

He crazily complained in his heart: Where the heck did this bizarre woman come from?!

Wait... Spirit Stones? Aren't they banknotes?

He looked in shock at those red lips that were still chattering non-stop.

Suddenly, a large chunk of unfamiliar memories smashed into his brain, and he let out a muffled groan.

After a long while, he recovered his wits, looking completely shocked.

He had been express-delivered by a giant cauldron to the Immortal Realm, becoming Xiao Yuan, a Disciple of the chore department of Jade Maiden Palace, a piece of Trash with Five Elements mixed Spiritual Roots. After cultivating for three years, he was still at the 1st layer of Qi Condensation, and was assigned to the waste and garbage recycling station, practically a disgrace to the Sect.

The person before him was his childhood sweetheart betrothed to him by their parents, now the Personal Disciple of the Dan Peak Master, a Genius with a single water Spiritual Root, and Ye Qingcen at the Peak of Qi Refining Level 9!

Three years ago, the two of them entered Jade Maiden Palace together, but three years later, their status and positions were worlds apart.

Although the original host was good-for-nothing, his family had a little money and entrusted people every year to send a lot of Cultivation resources.

But all these resources were transferred by the original host and given to Ye Qingcen.

The original host was the king of simps, clearly knowing that she was arrogant and only treated him as an ATM, yet he still happily hollowed out his family fortune to give to the goddess, who in turn used these resources to make a breakthrough towards Foundation Establishment.

The memories in his brain were almost entirely about how the original body fawned over Ye Qingcen from childhood to adulthood, falling just short of personally going outside the Immortal Cave to act as her Protector when the goddess went into seclusion!

Xiao Yuan couldn't help wanting to punch himself. What kind of pure love warrior and ultimate simp was this fucking guy!

He mourned his misfortune and was angry at his lack of assertiveness!

The most incredible thing was that just moments ago, Ye Qingcen personally came to break off the engagement. The original host could not accept the blow, thinking that she had someone else outside, and stepped forward to question her.

Ye Qingcen thought the original host wanted to force himself on her, and in her panic, she sent the original body away with a single blow, and that was when he transmigrated over.

Speaking of which, Ye Qingcen truly deserved to make the original body a simp; even if placed in his past life, she was definitely the ultimate among top-tier beauties.

But... this was thoroughly an immortal cultivation version of a green tea bitch, plus an ungrateful wretch!

At this time, seeing Xiao Yuan silent, Ye Qingcen said again: "Right, this month's five Low-Grade Spirit Stones, you can give them to me first, I'm still lacking a few supplementary herbs for my Foundation Establishment. Also... in the future when we meet, remember to call me Senior Sister Ye, don't call me Qingcen Qingcen, it causes misunderstandings!"

Hearing this, Xiao Yuan was amused by her.

Having just sent the original host away, she now opened her mouth and demanded Spirit Stones.

Where did this woman get the face! Was she still treating him like the original body's ultimate simp?!

He really wanted to step forward and beat this woman up, but it seemed he couldn't win. He was at the 1st layer of Qi Condensation, while she was at the Peak of Qi Refining Level 9, a Half-step Foundation Establishment!

The more Xiao Yuan thought about it, the more aggrieved he felt. Since this woman couldn't be kept, he must take back the things he gave out; even feeding them to dogs was better than feeding this ungrateful wretch.

However, just at this moment, his mind stirred slightly.

He saw that in his Dantian, a small tripod was vibrating slightly, and a surge of information instantly flooded into his mind.

"yin-yang creation cauldron, absorbing the power of the union of Yin and Yang, can refine all things and reverse creation."

Xiao Yuan was slightly startled, but his heart was filled with wild joy. The small tripod in his Dantian was precisely the culprit that sent him to the Immortal Realm.

Although the introduction of this thing was very simple, it sounded extraordinary at first hearing. If he could make good use of it, wouldn't he take off in this Immortal Realm?

Thinking of this, the corners of his mouth were like an AK-47, almost impossible to suppress.

But what the heck was that power of the union of Yin and Yang?! Could it be... what he was thinking... Right... just like what he was thinking.

Xiao Yuan thought this way with some evilness and shame.

Whether it was or not, wouldn't he find out once he found a chance to try it!

But he was currently just a poor, Trash Cultivator, where could he go to unite Yin and Yang with someone?!

Although this was Jade Maiden Palace, almost all of them were female Cultivators, but with a piece of Trash like him, who would look favorably upon him!

Just at this time, a voice mixed with bashful annoyance pulled his consciousness back.

"Did you hear what I said? What are you smirking at over there?!"

Xiao Yuan raised his eyes to look at Ye Qingcen. Although this woman was a green tea, she was truly stunningly beautiful.

Xiao Yuan couldn't help casting a wave of disdain at the original host for failing to conquer the other party after so many years.

Thinking of this, his heart suddenly stirred. Since this woman was unrighteous, he shouldn't be blamed for being unfaithful. Why not... just use her... to conduct an experiment!

A wicked smile appeared on his face.

This expression of his caused alarm bells to ring wildly in the heart of Ye Qingcen opposite him, instantly making her feel that she no longer recognized the Xiao Yuan before her.

She unconsciously took a step back, covering her chest with her hand, her tone trembling!

"You... what do you want to do..."

Seeing her like this, Xiao Yuan was slightly stunned, and immediately, the wicked smile on the corners of his mouth grew thicker.

Although this woman was at the Peak of Qi Refining Level 9, she seemed completely ignorant of human malice.

If it were an old-school cultivation veteran, or a ruthless and vicious person, how could they bother so much to break off the engagement, they would probably have directly killed him to silence him.

Therefore, targeting this woman's foolish cuteness, it wasn't like there was no chance.

He smiled playfully and stepped forward, saying: "Break off the engagement? Sure. However, the things I gave you over these years, you must return them."

Ye Qingcen's eyes instantly widened: "You... what did you say?!"

"Can't understand human language?" Xiao Yuan began to count on his fingers.

"Starting from when I entered Jade Maiden Palace, over three years time, all things considered, the things I gave you are probably worth about five hundred Low-Grade Spirit Stones."

Ye Qingcen's face turned white with anger: "Xiao Yuan! Those things were voluntarily given to me by you! How can there be any reason to take back things that have already been given away?! Have you no shame!"

"Do I have no shame?" Xiao Yuan was almost angry enough to laugh. Just who had no shame?!

The original body hadn't even touched her hand.

"Young Miss Ye, I gave you things because you were my fiancee! Now that the engagement is annulled, why on earth would I give them to you for free?"

Ye Qingcen trembled all over with anger: "You... shameless!"

"I am shameless?" Xiao Yuan's tone remained calm, yet every word was like a needle, "Compared to using the engagement as a pretext to squeeze dry the Cultivation resources of a fiance, and turning hostile to break the agreement once matters are accomplished... Ye Qingcen, between you and me, who is more shameless?"

"You... nonsense!" Ye Qingcen's face turned pale and her eyes flickered away, obviously having been poked in her soft spot.

"Whether it's nonsense or not, you know and I know." Xiao Yuan leaned forward slightly, lowering his voice with a kind of chilling coercive sense, "Senior Sister Ye, you wouldn't want the matter of you tricking into an engagement and scamming wealth to become the talk of the entire Sect and known to everyone, would you?"

Ye Qingcen trembled all over, her nails digging deeply into her palms.

Xiao Yuan's words filled her with fear.