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Ah? The Madams I 'knifed' have become real!

Author: Iced Winter

Synopsis:

Synopsis:

Rebirth in a world of gods and demons where Dynasties stand tall and Buddhism and Daoism contend.

Su Mo becomes a Steward in the kitchen of the Zhenyuan General Manor in the Great Song Dynasty, and also acquires a simulation mini-game called "love affair life."

Once activated, a female character will randomly appear to accompany him in simulating life.

...

But as the simulations continued.

Su Mo found that this Golden Finger could not bring any income, only a trace of comfort when he was bored.

Looking at his unreliable Golden Finger.

Su Mo also decided not to be a human.

Whenever he encountered a choice in the simulated life, he chose the most 'knifing' option.

From then on, there was a white snake constantly shedding tears at the bottom of West Lake, Princess Rakshasa who self-sealed herself under Flame Mountain, the Weaver Girl unwilling to meet with Cowherd by the Heavenly River, Change who looked at the Moon Palace every night...

Only.

As the number of simulations increased, the Madams came knocking one after another.

Su Mo: "Ah? The Madams I 'knifed' were all real?"

Chapter 1: love affair life, What Year Is This?

You were struck dead by lightning.

Soon after your death, Madam Huang committed suicide for you; her love for you was truly moving.

...

System evaluation begins.

You committed many evil deeds in this life. Because you deliberately fabricated rumors, General Guo, the Great Hero of the Zhenyuan General Manor, was suspected by the Emperor, indirectly leading to the deaths of over three hundred people in the Zhenyuan General Manor. Only you and Madam Huang escaped together.

To save the cost of a string of candied hawthorns, you killed a peddler in the wilderness and dumped his body in a mass grave.

Your culinary talent made you shine in a restaurant.

You used your knowledge of soap making to secretly boil oil from human bones in the mass grave to make soap, successfully earning your first pot of gold.

Under the cover of night, you killed the family of Steward Wang who had taken you in and occupied their residence.

You colluded with officials, forcibly seized civilian land, leaving farmers without land to cultivate, forcing them to work in your soap workshop, where you only provided them with two meals a day.

At a banquet, you poisoned your competitor with a rare chronic poison, causing him to die that night after returning home, yet no evidence could be found that you were the one who poisoned him.

Your "love affair" partner, Madam Huang, remained chaste and devoted to you.

As a small Steward of the kitchen, to be so favored by the General's Wife, your life was well worth it.

You lived for a total of twelve years, and finally, because you committed countless evil deeds, you were struck dead by lightning.

Evaluation: Deserved it!

...

"Phew!"

"This game is so addictive."

Su Mo stretched, feeling refreshed despite not sleeping all night, which he attributed to the game's benefits.

He was not originally from this world.

On the second day of his Transmigration, he successfully passed the test of the Zhenyuan General Manor by correctly answering two couplets at the Lantern Festival that no one else could solve, becoming a servant in the Zhenyuan General Manor.

That is, a low-level general handyman.

Before his Transmigration, he often cooked by himself, developing excellent cooking skills.

After he occasionally made a few dishes, the butler was amazed and subsequently promoted him to Steward of the kitchen.

Since becoming the Steward of the kitchen, he had an Awakening to a simulation mini-game called "love affair life," which allowed him to experience and observe another possible life.

Before simulating.

He could randomly select birth location, birth identity, initial talent, etc.

This talent greatly influenced the final evaluation.

Once, he drew a talent called [First-Class Master], which directly made him a Martial Forest master, moving with great agility in the simulated life.

During the simulation, a real-life female character would also be randomly generated to become his "love affair" object.

During the simulation, it was like watching a holographic movie; the little character in the simulation would move according to its life trajectory, and Su Mo could help it make different choices at key life nodes, which would then affect the final outcome of the story.

Although he couldn't personally participate, it had a unique flavor.

However, after a few simulations, Su Mo discovered that this love affair life seemed to be a bit of a scam.

Because he had never received any rewards from the simulations.

This made Su Mo very uncomfortable.

Because Transmigration without a Golden Finger was simply a nightmare.

If he hadn't been clever, he would probably be dead outside by now.

Finally, he simply let loose and chose the worst options, tormenting and 'knifing' people as much as possible.

Anyway, to him, the characters inside were all virtual, just a mini-game to play when bored, with no rewards.

The life he just simulated was already considered a good ending.

Before, he was either hunted down and killed by enemies or poisoned to death.

Being struck dead by lightning was considered a peaceful end.

However, thinking of the appearance of his "love affair" object this time, Su Mo felt his Cao Thief attribute seemed to be Awakening.

The "love affair" object he just simulated was the General's Wife of this Zhenyuan General Manor, who could be said to be second only to one person and above tens of thousands; normally, let alone contact, even if they met, he couldn't even make eye contact.

In the simulation, Su Mo's identity overlapped with his real-life identity, and he had a twelve-year entanglement with this Madam Huang.

During this period, Su Mo deliberately chose to do countless evil deeds, yet he inadvertently managed to capture Madam Huang's heart.

He could only attribute this to the Credit of "love affair life."

No matter how absurd the choice was.

The female character bound to love affair life would automatically rationalize the most plausible explanation.

It was already daytime.

Playing this love affair life was quite time-consuming.

To simulate again, he would have to wait until nightfall.

Then.

Su Mo put on his short jacket and looked out the window.

It was already the fifth watch of the night.

A sliver of white, like a fish's belly, appeared on the horizon.

It was time to go to the kitchen.

After a simple wash, Su Mo left the room.

Stepping out, the biting north wind stung his cheeks. He had to admit, winter in this foreign world was truly cold.

Furthermore, his clothes weren't warm enough, so he had to stomp his feet and rub his hands all the way to the kitchen.

Upon reaching the kitchen.

A wave of warmth came over him, greatly easing his somewhat frozen body.

The cooks were busy, their faces illuminated by the firelight.

Since Su Mo had just arrived, he didn't give orders but quietly stood aside to inspect the ingredients.

Ensuring the freshness of vegetables and meats.

When the purchasing errand boy returned, he would also have to verify the quantity and price with him to ensure no problems arose.

A Great Master at this moment shouted in a rough voice.

"Steward Su, no need to check. It's the Second Miss's birthday today, and I've already checked beforehand."

"After all, if anything goes wrong, neither you nor I can escape responsibility."

Su Mo nodded quietly.

"Thanks, Liu Master, but the necessary checks still need to be done."

Seeing Su Mo being so uncooperative, a hint of anger flashed across Liu Master's greasy, plump face.

He snorted coldly.

"As you wish!"

Of course, as I wish.

Su Mo sneered inwardly.

He said, 'Neither you nor I can escape responsibility,' but if something goes wrong, only I, the Steward of the kitchen, will be held accountable.

There's no way a head chef like you would bear responsibility.

...

Meanwhile.

In the General's Wife's room.

A graceful beautiful woman with distant-mountain eyebrows and autumn-wave eyes was currently sitting at her dressing table, her hair being styled into a bun with the help of two maids, one plump and one slender.

The woman was about thirty years old.

Her appearance was extremely beautiful.

Her skin was as white as snow.

Her entire body seemed to be enveloped in a faint glow.

Only her neck, as delicate as mutton-fat jade, had a few red marks, evoking pity.

Looking at herself in the bronze mirror, Huang Qingwan felt a trance.

Hadn't she already gone with Su Lang?

How had she returned?

"What day is it today?"

Hearing the Madam ask this, the two maids beside her were stunned and quickly replied.

"Replying to Madam, it's the Second Miss's birthday today!"

"Lin'er's birthday?"

Huang Qingwan fell into confusion, vaguely remembering that it was about half a year after Lin'er's birthday that their entire Generals Residence was executed by imperial decree due to rumors.

And Su Mo, the Steward of the kitchen, desperately escaped with her and lived incognito.

Later, relying on his soap-making technique, which he learned from who knows where, they both lived quite prosperously.

She thought they could live out the rest of their lives peacefully.

But heaven was not merciful.

Her Su Lang was actually struck dead by a bolt of lightning from the sky.

This made Madam Huang heartbroken.

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