3: One of the five most beautiful women

They all say that prejudice in people's hearts is a city.

Chen Qingfeng, as a post-90s kid, originally didn't believe in evil.

But sometimes.

Some things you just have to believe in evil.

Just like now.

After he accepted this mission, the Deacon of the Affairs Hall gave Chen Qingfeng a key.

He said it was the key to an inn at the foot of the Tianyi Sect mountain gate.

At first.

Chen Qingfeng thought he was supposed to meet someone.

Until…

He arrived at this inn, and after waiting for over an hour in room Tianzi No. 1, the door was unceremoniously pushed open by a young man.

“Have you bathed?”

The young man had a face like jade, snow-white skin, and a slender figure that was even more feminine than a woman’s.

If he hadn’t had a noticeable Adam’s apple, Chen Qingfeng would have suspected this guy was cross-dressing.

“No, do I need to shower?”

Chen Qingfeng was a bit puzzled.

What kind of routine is this?

Do I have to shower beforehand?

“Perfect if you haven’t, let’s go together. It’s a good chance to see what skills you possess.”

With that.

The young man began to undress while walking straight towards the bathtub.

He didn't know if he was a regular here, but when Chen Qingfeng arrived, a tub of hot water had already been prepared in the room. Chen Qingfeng was a bit puzzled at first.

Now he understood.

It turned out…

It was prepared for this.

No wonder there wasn't a single woman when he entered this inn, only effeminate white socks.

“Wait!!!”

Just as the young man’s clothes were reduced to only a pair of underpants, Chen Qingfeng finally stepped forward.

“Hmm? You want to help me undress?”

“That works too—”

That works too?

“I’ll work your mother’s stinky cooch!!!”

Even Chen Qingfeng, who understood nothing, now knew what was going on.

He lunged forward, raised his fists, and began to punch and kick the young man.

For a moment.

Screams and wails echoed throughout the entire Tianzi No. 1 room.

Many customers coming and going in the inn couldn't help but point and gawk at the room door.

“Who lives here?”

“They’re playing pretty wild!”

“I wonder which Peak’s Disciple it is. They probably play a lot normally. This looks like only an experienced player could come up with such an exciting activity.”

“It might not even be a Disciple, right? Maybe it’s an Elder?”

“Elder? Doesn’t sound like it. The voice doesn’t sound like it.”

“Who said an Elder has to be the one shouting? Maybe the Elder is on top, and the Disciple is shouting?”

“You make a good point!”

For a moment.

The entire inn was abuzz with people. After a round of discussions, they all took their male companions and quickly entered their own guest rooms.

With such exciting shouts, they had to quickly get some action.

Such passionate moments are rare and hard to come by!

“Which Peak’s Disciple are you? Who is your Master? What is your name? Do you know who I am that you dare to hit me? My father is the Peak Master of Jiu Yi Peak, a presiding Elder of Tianyi Sect! My mother is an Alchemist of Tianyi Sect, a Third-rank Alchemist!”

“I’m not fighting back because I can’t beat you, I’m afraid that if things get blown out of proportion, it won’t look good for anyone.”

Li Fengyun lay bruised and swollen under the bathtub, hands covering his head, while still shouting at Chen Qingfeng.

A second-generation of Jiu Yi Peak?

He laughed.

He hits second-generations!

But…

Wait!

Jiu Yi Peak?

Third-rank Alchemist?

Didn’t the entire Sect say that Tianyi Sect has ten young Prodigies!

And five great beauties!

Among these five great beauties, wasn’t one of them the wife of the Jiu Yi Peak Master?

She was the dream lover of countless Tianyi Sect Disciples.

And the object of fantasy for all budding young men.

This dog-bastard said he was from Jiu Yi Peak.

And that his father was the Jiu Yi Peak Master…

No way!

No way!

It couldn’t be such a coincidence, could it?

“Is your mother Ye Qingyu?”

Chen Qingfeng couldn’t help but ask.

Li Fengyun immediately gritted his teeth and nodded, angrily exclaiming:

“Scared now? My mother is Ye Qingyu!!!”

Damn it!

It really is!

But it’s not fear…

It’s…

“Misunderstanding, brother, it’s all a misunderstanding. You and I, really, why didn’t you say earlier that your mother is the wife of the Jiu Yi Peak Master? You don’t know, we used to be brothers who played together since childhood. Although you played on your Jiu Yi Peak and I played on my Xiao You Peak, we still grew up together!”

“Did I not hurt you just now? When do you have time? Take me to visit your mother, won’t you? Or, how about we become sworn brothers of different surnames?”

“Also… how is the relationship between your father and your mother?”

“Are there any disharmonious aspects?”

“They all say your mother is one of Tianyi Sect’s five great beauties, and that within dozens of feet around her, you can smell her natural body fragrance. Is this true?”

“Your mother…”

Chen Qingfeng incessantly questioned.

Li Fengyun was dumbfounded.

No.

Bro.

Are you being overly enthusiastic?

Also.

Why are you only asking about my mother?

“Are you trying to apprentice under my mother so she can teach you Alchemy?”

Chen Qingfeng: ???

Damn!

A second-generation is indeed a second-generation!

This brain.

If Liu Bei had you to assist him back then, he would have unified the Three Kingdoms long ago!!!

“Ah, yes, yes, yes, brother, you’ve got something. How did you know what I was thinking? Confess honestly, have you been hiding your cultivation? You must have learned some great Divine Ability, right? Mind reading, right? That’s amazing, I’m definitely making you my brother. You won’t despise my humble origins, will you?”

Li Fengyun was flattered by Chen Qingfeng’s praises and became a little embarrassed.

He chuckled, scratching his head, and shamelessly laughed:

“I haven’t learned any Divine Ability, I might just be purely intelligent. My Senior Brothers and Senior Sisters on Jiu Yi Peak have always praised me for being smart since I was little.”

Of course.

Your father is their Master.

What else can they do but praise you?

“So you agree?”

“Becoming sworn brothers of different surnames is no problem, but if you want my mother to teach you Alchemy, it might… depend on your Dao of Alchemy talent, because my mother’s conditions for accepting Disciples are very strict, she doesn’t accept just anyone, and what I say doesn’t count.”

What does that mean?

Is it difficult?

Alright!

It seems.

He’ll have to use some tactics.

“Brother, I have a treasure. You take a look first, then tell me if what you say counts, okay!”

Saying that.

Chen Qingfeng smiled ambiguously, took out his System, opened a website, and projected a movie called “Brokeback Mountain” onto the wall for Li Fengyun.

And after the projection.

Chen Qingfeng, at the moment Li Fengyun’s attention was instantly captured, quietly exited the room and squatted by the door of room Tianzi No. 1.

What is this called?

This is called technological dimensional reduction attack!

Soon.

A rustling sound echoed in the quiet room.

After a few breaths.

The sound died down, then started again.

This repeated for a full hour.

When Li Fengyun walked out of the room again, his entire face was haggard, as if his whole being had been hollowed out.

He looked down at Chen Qingfeng, who was squatting by the door, with a look of lingering desire.

Then.

He raised his hand and patted his chest, simply saying seven words to Chen Qingfeng:

“Everything is on me!!!”