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34: Damn theoretical master, a piece of shit!

Chapter 35: A Bullshit Theoretical Great Master, a Piece of Shit!

"Yu Xiaogang!"

Ye Han saw Yu Xiaogang.

Anger instantly surged into his heart.

When the heart is unhappy, one must kill!

However, thinking about just killing him like this would be letting him off too easily.

Ye Han forcefully suppressed the anger in his heart, a playful arc curling at the corners of his mouth.

Compared to just killing him, there were better ways to torture him.

After thinking this, Ye Han put on a black robe, pulled up the hood, and walked toward the gate of Lan Ba Academy.

Yu Xiaogang and that teacher were currently arguing intensely.

After getting closer, Ye Han learned why they were arguing through his Judgment Domain.

Yu Xiaogang had learned that everyone at Shrek Academy had been killed and assumed it was the handiwork of Spirit Hall.

Worried about Liu Erlong, he had rushed over, but when he arrived at the front gate, the academy teacher wouldn't let him in.

The academy teacher said that Liu Erlong had taken the students out to hunt for spirit rings and hadn't returned for two days.

Yu Xiaogang thought Liu Erlong was avoiding him and insisted on going in to find out, but the academy wouldn't allow it.

Learning this, Ye Han felt annoyed by the sound of their arguing.

"What is the meaning of this noisy behavior?"

He immediately shouted coldly, his voice full of majesty and an unquestionable Aura.

The teacher saw Ye Han and, although he didn't know his identity, was intimidated by this Aura and, for a moment, didn't make another sound.

Yu Xiaogang, however, glared angrily at Ye Han, his eyes full of hostility, and shouted:

"Who are you? How dare you interrupt this Great Master!"

Ye Han couldn't be bothered to pay attention to Yu Xiaogang's dog barking.

Instead, he took a letter from his bosom, handed it to the teacher, and said:

"Dean Liu has decided to stop managing Lan Ba Academy..."

"This is the letter she left behind, which mentions the name of the new dean."

Ye Han's voice was calm and indifferent, as if he were speaking about something unrelated to him.

Yu Xiaogang had originally been angry that Ye Han ignored him, but after hearing what Ye Han said to the teacher, he was shocked.

The teacher was also taken aback upon hearing this and quickly took the letter to open it.

He saw that it was indeed written in Liu Erlong's own handwriting, with her fingerprint seal.

"What! Dean, she actually left the academy so suddenly?"

At this moment, the shock in the teacher's heart was beyond measure.

Dean Liu Erlong had founded Lan Ba Academy many years ago, pouring countless efforts into it; was she really going to give all of this up now?

At first, he didn't believe it, but seeing Dean Liu Erlong's personal handwriting on the letter, he had to believe it.

Immediately after, he turned and walked toward the academy to report this news to the vice dean.

Yu Xiaogang had naturally caught a glimpse of the letter in the teacher's hand.

Seeing that it was indeed Liu Erlong's handwriting, he still didn't believe it.

He had asked around on the way; Liu Erlong valued Lan Ba Academy highly.

How could she give it up so easily now? There must be some hidden reason!

Yu Xiaogang immediately glared angrily at Ye Han, his voice filled with unwillingness and confusion.

"Who are you? Why would Erlong let you deliver a letter? Where is Erlong now!?"

Ye Han smiled coldly, his eyes revealing disdain and mockery.

"Oh? What kind of thing are you? Are you worthy of having me answer your questions?"

Yu Xiaogang was so angry at Ye Han's words that his chest surged with fire.

He, the dignified number one theoretical Great Master of the continent, was actually being looked down upon like this!

Then, Yu Xiaogang puffed out his chest and said in a low voice, full of confidence:

"I am the continent's number one theoretical Great Master, Yu Xiaogang!"

"The widely circulated Ten Core Competencies of Spirits came from my hand!"

Ye Han laughed instantly and mocked him mercilessly:

"A bullshit theoretical Great Master? You're just a piece of shit!"

"Your work is nothing more than a summary stolen from Spirit Hall!"

Once these words were spoken, Yu Xiaogang exploded.

He was so angry that rage surged continuously within his chest.

"You are courting death!"

Yu Xiaogang roared.

Angrily, he summoned his Luo San Pao Spirit!

Yellow, yellow!

Two hundred-year yellow spirit rings instantly appeared.

An Aura belonging to a two-ring Spirit Grandmaster instantly erupted.

"Hahahaha, are you trying to make me laugh to death?"

Seeing his spirit rings and the foul-smelling Luo San Pao, Ye Han laughed out loud.

This hot, smelly odor caused the surrounding passersby to stop and discuss among themselves:

"Holy shit! Is that a Spirit Master!?"

"Why is that Spirit Master's Spirit so stinky!"

"It's on the same level as that stinking maggot Blue Silver Grass!"

Hearing these mocking words, Yu Xiaogang's face turned blue. He gritted his teeth and roared:

"First Spirit Ability, Fart Like Thunder, Earth-Shattering Luo San Pao!"

"Go to hell!"

As he spoke, Luo San Pao aimed its butt at Ye Han and immediately let out a smelly fart.

"Ugh!!"

The disgusting, smelly fart instantly made the crowd gathered around vomit uncontrollably.

"Mommy! It's too stinky, run!"

A young girl couldn't stand the pungent smell and hurriedly covered her mouth as she fled.

The others also hurriedly retreated, covering their noses, not daring to get close, at most watching from afar.

"As expected of a big piece of shit, even your Spirit Ability tastes like shit!"

Ye Han looked full of disdain, casually raising his hand to slap the stinky fart back.

"Ah... Ugh—!"

The foul gas rushed into Yu Xiaogang's mouth and nose.

At this moment, he felt as disgusted as if he had eaten shit.

His stomach churned violently, and he vomited everything he had eaten that morning.

"Ah—!"

"This guy is really sick!"

"What is he vomiting? It's shit! He's actually eating shit!"

The crowd watching from afar saw Yu Xiaogang in this state.

They all thought this guy was crazy for actually eating shit!

"Ugh...!"

Yu Xiaogang was still vomiting uncontrollably.

How did the breakfast he ate this morning turn into shit?

Could it be that Luo San Pao's Spirit Ability caused the food in his stomach to mutate?

The more Yu Xiaogang thought about it, the angrier he got. While vomiting shit, he glared at Ye Han and roared angrily:

"You! You wait for me! I am a member of the Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Clan! I will kill you sooner or later!"

Hearing this, Ye Han laughed immediately:

"A piece of trash expelled from the Family, and you dare to bark like a dog?"

After speaking, Ye Han immediately sucked a pebble from the ground into his hand.

Then, he shot it violently toward Yu Xiaogang's manhood.

"Whoosh—!"

The pebble moved at an incredible speed.

It instantly hit Yu Xiaogang's manhood.

"Boom—!"

A loud noise suddenly resounded in all directions, like a thunderclap in a clear sky.

The power of the pebble was extremely strong, instantly shattering Yu Xiaogang's manhood.

"Thud!! Ah—!!!"

Yu Xiaogang's body shook violently, and he fell to the ground.

Clutching his manhood, he let out a painful and desperate howl:

"Ah! My manhood! Ahhhh!!!"

Watching this horrific scene, the onlookers in the distance were stunned.

They hadn't expected that a small pebble would have such terrifying destructive power.

Destroying a two-ring Spirit Grandmaster's manhood in one move was simply unbelievable!

"Haha! Hahahaha!"

Ye Han laughed out loud:

"Let's see how you can be a scumbag in the future, you eunuch!"

After laughing, Ye Han ignored him.

His figure flashed, leaving the spot, and he headed back toward Banned Manga Paradise Hotel.

Just as Ye Han was about to reach the hotel, a female figure flashed not far away.

Ye Han looked closely and discovered that the female figure was actually exuding the Aura of a Titled Douluo.

Hanging from her slender, snake-like waist was a token exclusive to an Elder of Spirit Hall.

"An Elder of Spirit Hall? I remember there is only one female Elder. Spirit Vulture Douluo!"

Seeing this scene, Ye Han was stunned for a moment, then moved his figure and quickly followed.

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