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87: Called the police, it was the "liar" who answered the call
“This Teacher is too adorable, she’s helping count money after being sold.”
“I’m going to die laughing in this live stream sooner or later.”
“This streamer is so cunning, not only did he trick the Teacher into cooperating, but he also cheated her.”
“I’m already wildly anticipating what’s going to happen next.”
“Seriously, if I were there, I wouldn’t just not stop the streamer, I’d even give him a thumbs up.”
The Water Friendss were once again shocked by Lin Mo’s miraculous deception.
They never imagined that in just half an hour, he actually managed to trick so many people.
It was one thing for students to be tricked, but even the Teacher was fooled.
This made the contestants who had initially wanted to be stubborn completely speechless.
Similarly, because of this incident, many Water Friendss began to discuss it heatedly.
During the discussion, a topic emerged.
“If even such a low-level trick can deceive people, doesn’t that mean I could do it too??? ”
Following this mysteriously confident remark, many people expressed that they had learned something.
At this moment, they believed that if it were them, they might also be able to pull off the trick.
After this topic appeared,
Lord Six, a legendary figure lurking in the live stream, suddenly spoke.
“What are you idiots thinking??? ”
“You don’t actually think you could do it too, do you??”
As the bullet comment appeared, the Water Friendss who had been mysteriously confident immediately fell silent.
They all @Lord Six and asked,
“Lord Six is here??”
“Lord Six has something to say??? ”
“Lord Six, what is your brilliant insight??? ”
As a well-known intellectual in the live streaming community, his status in the hearts of the Water Friendss could be said to be even higher than that of an expert.
Therefore, everyone wanted to hear his brilliant insight.
Lord Six did not keep them in suspense, and with a hint of helplessness, he addressed everyone.
“Do you all think the trick demonstrated by the streamer is very low-level??? ”
“Mm-hmm!” The Water Friendss answered in unison.
“Do you think you could do it too??”
“Mm-hmm!”
“But I tell you, this is truly not something just anyone can do.”
“When the streamer first demonstrated it, I wasn’t sure, but now I can tell you responsibly, this streamer is very problematic; I’d even say he’s a professional scammer.”
After Lord Six finished speaking, the Water Friendss were stunned.
They had only thought Lin Mo was amazing, but they hadn't considered him to be a professional or specialized.
Therefore, the Water Friendss sent out various question marks.
Lord Six took the opportunity to explain.
“Why am I so sure the streamer is a professional scammer?”
“There are three reasons.”
“First, he is meticulous, which is a necessary skill for a professional scammer.”
“Most people, before entering a school, would absolutely not think about the security guard checkpoint; they would just walk in, be stopped by the security guard, and then realize they forgot about that part. But the streamer, at the first moment, used the identity of a cultural center staff member to get someone’s name. Then he deliberately bought a pack of sanitary pads, making the security guard forget to verify his identity.”
“Second, he is skilled at grasping other people’s inner emotions.”
“This scam might seem simple, but in reality, a huge reason for its success is his identity.”
“Once he presented himself as a Dean’s Office Teacher, the students’ first reaction was fear and panic. At that moment, some people might still be able to remain calm, but the streamer repeatedly emphasized that he would call their parents. What students fear most is having their parents called. Upon hearing that their parents would be called, they no longer had normal thinking. At this point, once it was announced that handing over their phones would avoid calling their parents, these students wouldn’t just hand over their phones; they would do whatever he asked!”
“Third, he meticulously designed it.”
“Everyone, think about it, what was the first thing he did when he arrived at the school?”
“Was it to scam people??? ”
“No, he wasn’t scamming people; he was collecting all usable information.”
“Just now, on the honor wall, I personally saw Teacher Li’s photo hanging there, with four words written below it: Intern Teacher.”
“After learning that the other party was an Intern Teacher, when he encountered her teaching a class, he immediately grasped the Intern Teacher’s weakness.”
“Recall, when the Intern Teacher heard the words ‘full-time,’ wasn’t her expression very flustered? At that time, under fear, her thinking also ceased.”
“As for why he chose this Intern Teacher? The reason is also very simple: a Teacher who has been at this school for a long time would immediately be able to distinguish Lin Mo’s true identity. Only an Intern Teacher would not be clear, would not know Lin Mo’s identity. After all, she has only been at the school for a short time, and even if she has met all the school leaders, she couldn't possibly remember everyone’s appearance, name, and identity in a short period. So, when Lin Mo finished scolding the students for being disappointing, she preemptively assumed Lin Mo was a Teacher from the Dean’s Office.”
“So, combining the above three points, do you still think you could do it??? ”
Following Lord Six’s comprehensive analysis for everyone,
The Water Friendss listened, utterly bewildered.
After about a few minutes, the Water Friendss finally spoke up.
“I understand, Lord Six means that we are all idiots!”
“I listened to the whole thing and only heard four words: ‘I am an idiot.’”
“Lord Six, I know our IQ isn’t high, but you can’t insult people in such a roundabout way.”
“I feel insulted, but I have no evidence.”
“I can’t take it anymore, I’m going to watch ‘Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf’ three more times, otherwise my brain won’t be enough.”
“Why watch ‘Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf,’ watch ‘Boonie Bears’ instead.”
“Childish, I stopped watching ‘Boonie Bears’ last month, now I watch ‘Ultraman Tiga’.”
In fact, after Lord Six’s analysis, the Water Friendss also completely understood.
However, what Lord Six didn’t know was that...
In this world, for everyone, admitting someone else’s excellence is truly difficult.
They are willing to admit they are idiots, but to make them admit Lin Mo is amazing? Impossible, absolutely impossible!!!!
In a word, the heart can submit, but the mouth must remain stubborn.
And now, back to Lin Mo.
Under the students’ applause and Teacher Li’s simple smile, he nodded with satisfaction, then, like an old man, carried the bag full of phones behind him and walked away unhurriedly.
Three minutes later, he arrived alone at the school wall.
Seeing no one around, he directly climbed over the wall and left.
The wall was not high, and even though Lin Mo had not practiced any martial arts, he still disappeared from the school in an instant.
The reason he did this was to carry the demonstration to the end.
If he didn't climb over the wall to leave, someone would surely say, “You still have to take things out, so how does that prove you succeeded?”
To prevent pedants from appearing, Lin Mo went the extra mile.
After climbing out, after a while, Lin Mo appeared under the shade of a tree next to the school, carrying a large number of phones.
At this moment, Cai Cai was also looking at Lin Mo, who emerged from the corner, with a face full of shock.
“How was it?” Lin Mo looked at Cai Cai’s shocked expression, and a man’s desire for conquest was immediately satisfied.
“I’m impressed!!” Cai Cai gave a thumbs up, praising him without reservation.
But before Lin Mo could say anything, Cai Cai took out a pair of silver handcuffs from her waist.
“Will you do it yourself or should I???”
When Lin Mo heard Cai Cai’s words, he was dumbfounded.
“Hey, hey, hey, that’s not right! Didn’t I tell you I was demonstrating? You’re cheating!”
“Hahahahaha!!” Cai Cai was just teasing Lin Mo, she didn’t expect him to actually believe it.
“Just messing with you.”
Hearing the words “just messing with you,” Lin Mo returned to normal and then said, “To be honest, I actually knew you were teasing me. If you had arrested me, then your actions just now would be considered complicity, and coupled with your public office, you would be knowingly breaking the law, and your crime would be compounded.”
After Lin Mo finished speaking,
The Water Friendss looked disdainful.
“Tsk tsk tsk, what a braggart!!”
“Streamer, when it comes to shamelessness, you truly are the originator.”
“Streamer, it’s a good thing you live in modern times. If you were in ancient times, Qin Shi Huang wouldn’t even need to build the Great Wall; he could just use your thick skin to ward off the Huns.”
“Damn it, can you guys stop saying ‘Huns’? I used to curse them every day like you, but then I realized, holy cow, I’m the Hun myself?????”
“Pfft, hahahahaha!”
Amidst the Friends’ commotion, Lin Mo didn't continue to show off, but instead looked at Police Officer Cai and said, “Police Officer Cai, it’s up to you to resolve this next!”
“How do I resolve it?” Police Officer Cai didn’t know how to handle the aftermath for a moment.
“You’re a Police Officer! You just take me in, then show your police ID, and we go find the principal and hand these phones over to him, isn’t that enough?”
“Then what if the principal finds out we two are so bored, won’t he curse us to death?” Police Officer Cai immediately felt a bit awkward upon hearing this plan, as it was somewhat unethical.
“It’s fine, just lean in and listen to me!”
Police Officer Cai leaned close to Lin Mo’s mouth, and Lin Mo quietly told Police Officer Cai his idea.
However, there would inevitably be some breath while speaking, and a ticklish sensation arose from her ear. She subconsciously wanted to pull away, but then felt that this action would be very impolite, so she could only endure the ticklish sensation and listen to Lin Mo’s words.
A few minutes later, after listening to Lin Mo’s plan, Cai Cai couldn't help but shake her head and exclaim, “Lin Mo.”
“What’s wrong?”
“I suggest you make another record? I think the previous record was a bit hasty!”
Lin Mo was full of question marks, but soon he noticed something unusual about Cai Cai.
“Why is your face so red?”
“It’s hot!” Cai Cai paused for a moment, then immediately gave a very suitable reason.
“Oh!”
The two of them didn't waste time and discussed the explanation process at the school gate.
Meanwhile, on Teacher Li’s side.
After class, Teacher Li walked out of the classroom door with a displeased expression.
Her mood was extremely bad now.
The reason for her bad mood was not because her phone was confiscated, but because she was afraid that today’s incident would jeopardize her full-time position at the school.
After all, classroom discipline was the second most crucial factor in evaluating a Teacher’s performance.
If she couldn’t manage the class discipline well, she would definitely be deemed incompetent in the eyes of the leaders.
With this mood, her face was naturally displeased.
“Teacher Li, what’s wrong? Why do you look so upset!” Just as Teacher Li was in a displeased mood, the female Teacher from the adjacent class, who had also just finished class, asked curiously.
“Zhang Teacher, sigh!” Upon seeing that it was Zhang Teacher from the same office, Teacher Li directly sighed.
“What’s wrong? Are the students disobedient?” Zhang Teacher asked nonchalantly, holding a book.
“No, it’s…” Teacher Li was young, and when she encountered something, she wanted to share it with someone, so she quickly recounted what had just happened.
“A young Dean’s Office Teacher catching students playing with their phones?”
“That’s not right, there are only four Teachers in our Dean’s Office, and their average age is over forty. The youngest is thirty-nine, so where would a young one come from?”
Zhang Teacher immediately noticed something amiss after hearing Teacher Li’s complaint.
“Ah?” Teacher Li was utterly confused.
“What’s the surname of the Dean’s Office Teacher you saw?” Zhang Teacher’s expression gradually became serious.
“I… I don’t know…” Hearing this, Teacher Li suddenly had an ominous premonition.
“You don’t know? You immediately come with me to the Dean’s Office now.” Zhang Teacher realized something had happened and immediately pulled Teacher Li towards the Dean’s Office.
As the two walked to the second floor, a discussion among students made them stop.
“Why are you still thinking about playing? If you don’t finish writing this letter of guarantee, how will you get your phone back?!”
“We’ll copy it later, anyway, the Teacher said we can get our phones back from the Dean’s Office if we finish writing the letter of guarantee before class ends today, so what’s there to be afraid of?”
This conversation made Zhang Teacher, who had already realized something was wrong, stop in her tracks.
Then Zhang Teacher immediately went to the students.
“What did you just say? What Dean’s Office, what letter of guarantee, what getting your phone back?”
The two students didn’t expect their conversation to attract questions from a Teacher from another class. One immediately shrunk his neck and lowered his head, not daring to look at the Teacher.
“Tell me quickly.” Zhang Teacher was a bit anxious.
The students were a little scared and immediately recounted what had just happened.
After hearing the whole story, Zhang Teacher stood rooted to the spot, dumbfounded, then said, "Something's wrong. This isn't something a teacher from the Academic Affairs Office would do. If a teacher from the Academic Affairs Office really took the phone, they would definitely call the homeroom teacher immediately. There's no such thing as getting the phone back just by writing a guarantee letter."
"Zhang Teacher, this... what exactly is going on?" Li Teacher was already in a state of disarray.
"Li Teacher, you might have met a swindler," Zhang Teacher said gravely, looking at Li Teacher.
"A sw-swindler??? No..." Li Teacher wanted to retort, but now that she thought about it carefully, what happened before was too 'reasonable'.
Which Academic Affairs Office person would ask a teacher to hand over their phone?
Furthermore, she had seen the Academic Affairs Office check phones before, but each time a group of people would come over, and then search each class one by one. It felt like they were just going through the motions, completely unlike Lin Mo, who would constantly threaten to call parents and was so serious.
Thinking of this, Li Teacher also realized that she had encountered a swindler.
After about ten seconds.
Zhang Teacher picked up her phone, opened the school's teacher WeChat group, and then @all.
"@everyone, all teachers please pay attention, a swindler has appeared in the school. There are already many victims. Please all teachers return to your classes and ask if anyone has seen a person claiming to be a teacher from the Academic Affairs Office who confiscated a large number of phones!"
After sending this message.
Many online teachers immediately responded.
"What's going on?"
"What happened?"
"A swindler??"
"How did a swindler get into the school??"
"In our class, someone said their phone was confiscated!"
"Our class too, seventeen phones were confiscated."
"What exactly happened? Students in our class also said their phones were confiscated."
Seeing that there was more than one victim, Zhang Teacher felt that something big was about to happen.
And Li Teacher, for some reason, when she saw that she wasn't the only victim, she actually breathed a sigh of relief???
However, she was still very flustered and worried.
In this emotional state, Zhang Teacher took Li Teacher to the Academic Affairs Office.
At this time, the Director Tuo was also closely monitoring the matter. Seeing Zhang Teacher arrive, he immediately inquired about the whole story.
Upon learning that swindlers had infiltrated the school, Director Tuo was on high alert, pacing back and forth in the room.
Seeing this scene, Zhang Teacher quickly asked.
"Director Tuo, what should we do?"
Upon hearing this, Director Tuo immediately raised his hand and gave orders.
"Physical education teachers, assemble!!!"
As his voice fell, Zhang Teacher immediately picked up her phone and @all the physical education teachers in the school.
A group of people also quickly headed to the first floor of the teacher's building to assemble.
As they walked downstairs, Lin Mo and Cai Cai also arrived at the school gate.
As soon as they entered the school, Lord Six, who was a weak old man, picked up his presbyopic glasses, which were older than Lin Mo, and asked, "Who are you two?"
After asking, he looked at Lin Mo again: "Eh? Aren't you the parent who came in before?"
"Hello, I am Police Officer Cai Cai from the Municipal Criminal Police Brigade." Cai Cai didn't give the old man a chance to think, directly showing her police ID and introducing herself.
"Hello, hello." Chinese people naturally have a sense of closeness to the police. In short, as long as they see the police, they become very enthusiastic.
"May I ask what brings the two Police Officers here?"
"I need to see your principal to discuss something." Cai Cai didn't explain Lin Mo's identity, directly stating her purpose.
"Oh, oh, oh, the principal, right? Good, good. I'll call the principal now and have him come pick you up." The security guard heard that they were looking for the principal and immediately prepared to inform the principal.
But Cai Cai directly refused.
"No need, we can go find him ourselves. You just need to inform him."
"Alright then, two Police Officers, after entering the school, the first building on the right is the teacher's building. The principal's office is at the end of the fifth floor."
After learning the location of the principal's office.
The two of them walked into the school.
However, as soon as they reached the teacher's building.
They saw a group of people gathered there.
Among them were several burly men.
Seeing these people, Lin Mo and Cai Cai, adhering to the principle of not provoking trouble, simply ignored them.
But even if they didn't care, Li Teacher did.
Already anxious, she couldn't help but look around.
When her gaze swept to the entrance, she suddenly frowned.
Her eyes fixed on Lin Mo, and after a few seconds, when she saw the large number of phones in Lin Mo's hand.
Li Teacher became anxious.
"It's him!!!"
"It's him!!!"
"It's him!!!!"
"He's the swindler who stole the phones!"
After the urgent voice sounded, everyone looked in the direction Li Teacher was pointing.
They saw Lin Mo and Cai Cai preparing to walk up the stairs.
"Good, good!!!"
"You two swindlers are so audacious, you've swindled so many phones and still don't know when to stop, you still want to continue swindling!"
"Physical education teachers, go, catch these two swindlers!!!"
Director Tuo adjusted his glasses, looking indignant, and loudly cursed at Lin Mo and Cai Cai, not giving them a chance to explain, directly ordering the physical education teachers to take action.
In an instant, seven or eight physical education teachers, like fierce tigers descending the mountain, rushed towards Lin Mo and Cai Cai.
Seeing this, Lin Mo subtly retreated, leaving the battlefield to Cai Cai.
Lin Mo felt no shame for this action.
Are you kidding? In front of him were seven or eight fierce physical education teachers.
He could fight ordinary people, but with these people? That would be like an old man eating arsenic, seeking death!
As for Cai Cai? He believed that as a criminal Police Officer, she definitely had some skills, otherwise, she wouldn't be able to engage in such a high-risk profession.
So he didn't blush at all!!!
Now, about Cai Cai.
Just as Lin Mo said, her combat ability was decent, but she didn't want to make a big deal out of it.
Almost with lightning speed, she took out her police ID and said to everyone in front of her, "Everyone, don't misunderstand, I am a criminal Police Officer!!!!!"
When she took out her criminal police ID, the physical education teachers were indeed stunned. They all stood rooted to the spot and then looked at the director.
"No wonder you guys can only be physical education teachers. Strong in limbs, simple in mind. Have you ever seen a Police Officer swindle children's phones? This is clearly a fake ID!!!!" Director Tuo gave his judgment with a very 'wise' voice.
Hearing Director Tuo's words, the physical education teachers immediately flattered him.
"The director is still the smartest!"
"The director truly lives up to his name!!"
"With the director's wisdom, it's a pity he's not the principal!"
To be honest, after hearing these few people's flattery, Director Tuo really wanted to curse.
If you can't flatter, don't force it. It's a good thing the principal isn't here. If the principal were here, he would definitely be finished.
In order not to let these few brawny physical education teachers get him into trouble, Director Tuo decisively said, "What are you still standing there for? Catch the swindlers!"
As his voice fell.
Several physical education teachers immediately assumed fighting stances.
Without another word, they charged over.
Seeing that explanations were futile, Cai Cai also entered combat mode.
In an instant.
The two sides began to wrestle.
And Cai Cai was indeed a criminal Police Officer.
Facing these tall and burly physical education teachers, she wasn't intimidated at all. Instead, she was as agile as a rabbit. No matter how the opponent attacked, she could easily defuse it, then kick and punch these people down.
After about ten minutes.
Seven physical education teachers lay on the ground, groaning.
When this scene appeared.
The Water Friendss in the live stream exploded.
"Holy cow? Seven strong men can't beat one woman? Shameful!"
"I finally know, physical education teachers are really weak and sickly."
"It seems the teacher really didn't lie to me. This physical education teacher has really been weak and sickly since childhood."
"This scene reminds me of a news story where a student performed a set of military boxing moves and was then stabbed a dozen times by a thug."
"Damn, this physical education teacher is really embarrassing."
"Can't stop laughing. Just asking, is this physical education teacher here to be funny??"
While the Water Friendss were laughing until their stomachs hurt, Cai Cai was also a bit strained, but she deliberately pretended to be fine and calmly said, "I told you, I'm a criminal Police Officer, but you insisted on fighting."
However, her words still did not receive Director Tuo's approval.
"Utterly vicious."
"Utterly vicious!!"
"In broad daylight, under a clear sky, you openly assaulted our physical education teachers."
"Call the police, call the police!!!"
After saying that, Li Teacher, who had already been scared silly, quickly picked up someone else's phone and made a call.
As the call connected, Li Teacher said in a sobbing voice.
"Xia Yinren, Xia Yinren!!"
"Police Officer, hurry and arrest them!"
Li Teacher was from Guangdong Province, and being scared silly, she couldn't help but speak in a Cantonese-accented Mandarin.
Fortunately, the person who answered also understood a bit of Cantonese-accented Mandarin. Hearing that someone was openly causing trouble at school, the operator immediately did not dare to neglect.
He immediately reported it to the Criminal Police Brigade.
And the Criminal Police Brigade, upon receiving the report, immediately sent out a notification.
"Locate everyone in our bureau and see who is near XX School."
As the order was given, the technician immediately began to search. A minute later, he loudly replied, "Cai Team is at this school!"
The leader was overjoyed when he heard that Cai Cai was there.
"What? Cai Team is there? Good, good, good. Quickly call her and tell her there's a thug committing violence here. Have her quickly go to the school and investigate the situation!"
"Okay!" The technician immediately dialed the number.
Meanwhile, downstairs in the teacher's building.
After the alarm was raised, Director Tuo immediately transformed into a negotiation expert, his hands trembling with nervousness as he said to Cai Cai, "I suggest you surrender, don't harm any more innocent people, otherwise, when the police arrive, you'll really be in trouble."
Cai Cai gave Lin Mo a helpless look.
And in the next second, her phone rang.
After seeing that it was a call from the bureau, she knew her location had been pinpointed, and she guessed that the people at the bureau wanted her to handle this matter.
Thinking of this, she answered the phone with a very helpless feeling, and also conveniently put it on speakerphone.
"Hello!"
"Is this Cai Team? I'm Xiao Chen, there's an urgent matter now..."
"Is it that there's a thug committing violence at XX School?" Cai Cai replied weakly.
"Cai Team? How did you know? Are you there? Then please tell us what the situation is like!" The technician was completely stunned after hearing this.
"Sigh, this whole thing is a misunderstanding. The thug the caller mentioned is me."
"Ah??????"
"Yes, that's right, I am the thug in their eyes." Cai Cai repeated her sentence so that the other party wouldn't doubt her.
And it was precisely because of this sentence that the audience in the live stream completely lost it.
"Pfft hahahaha!!"
"66666"
"66666"
"Didn't expect that, did you!"
"Didn't think so, did you!"
"Just ask if you're dumbfounded or not?"
"Is your little head buzzing?"
"I'm going to die laughing. Called the police all around, and the police turned out to be the thug himself??"
"Famous scene, definitely a famous scene!!"
While the Water Friendss were bursting into laughter, a bald man walked in through the doorway.
The man was very curious as soon as he arrived.
"What's going on here??"
Everyone turned to look. Upon seeing the man, everyone except Lin Mo and Cai Cai shouted, "Hello, Principal."
"Director Tuo, what happened?" The principal frowned and asked, pointing at the physical education teachers lying on the ground.
"Catching swindlers!" Director Tuo instinctively replied.
"Did you catch them?" The principal was very curious.
"Didn't catch them."
"Then call the police!" The principal was exasperated.
"I did, but... but..." Director Tuo said, on the verge of tears.
"But what?"
"But the person who answered the phone was the swindler..." Director Tuo finally managed to blurt out such a sentence after a long pause.
Principal: "???????"
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