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Even TV dramas don’t dare to act like this!

Coming to a flower shop, Nan Ye walked straight in.

Inside was a woman trimming flowers, wearing a black dress that showed off her slender, delicate legs. From the side, her figure was quite hot.

"Hello, are you Ms. Xiang Jinjin? This is your delivery!"

Xiang Jinjin turned her head, looking a bit confused, "I didn't order takeout!"

Nan Ye and everyone in the live stream finally saw her face.

Her face was a bit round, with big, circular eyes. When she smiled, she had two deep dimples on her cheeks, making her quite cute.

It made people want to pinch them.

【Honestly, she's quite good-looking. She could probably become an online celebrity.】

【Can you actually find someone like this through online dating these days?】

【It's not hard, everyone. I suddenly want to be Cao Thief!】

Nan Ye handed over the delivery: "Your boyfriend ordered this!"

"Oh, I see. Thank you!"

"You're welcome!"

Just as Nan Ye turned to leave, Xiang Jinjin suddenly called out to him.

"Wait, are you the delivery Xiao Ge, Nan Ye?"

【Oh my, someone finally recognized Nan Ye. This is the fifth order already.】

【The previous ones were all uncles and aunties, it's normal they didn't recognize him.】

Nan Ye turned back, "I am, what's up?"

Xiang Jinjin put the delivery aside, then grabbed her phone and excitedly ran over: "Can I take a photo with you?"

"No problem!"

It's just taking a picture, Nan Ye naturally wouldn't refuse.

After taking the photo, Nan Ye was about to leave, but then thought something was off and turned back again.

"Can you send me a copy of the photo too!"

"Ah... Of course, no problem!"

After receiving the photo, Nan Ye was about to send it to the customer and add a message:

Brother, your girlfriend is very pretty.

But just as he was about to hit send, his hand suddenly froze.

A tall, handsome man walked towards Xiang Jinjin, "Wife, I brought you your favorite cake!"

Looking back, Xiang Jinjin was already hugging that man.

Nan Ye's mouth twitched slightly.

What the heck is this?

This is a player!

Even TV dramas wouldn't dare to act like this!

【Wow, I didn't see that coming, she's actually a player!】

【If you didn't know, you'd think this was a TV show being filmed.】

【My mom said beautiful women are more terrifying!】

After riding for a while, Nan Ye finally spoke: "Let's mourn for that brother for 5 seconds!

What do you guys think, should I tell that brother the truth? Or should I just send him the photo directly?"

Just as Nan Ye was hesitating, a call invitation appeared in the live stream.

Nan Ye didn't want to accept it at first, but then he saw a message from the delivery backend:

"Xiao Ge, accept the call, I'm in your live stream!"

Alright, no need to say anything, he saw everything!

On the other side of the camera, a Da Ge was crying with snot and tears, with a box of tissues next to him.

"Wuwu... I was just in Xiao Ge's live stream, and when I saw the chat history Xiao Ge showed, I realized it was Xiao Ge who took the order.

When I first saw her, I'm telling you, I really thought my spring had arrived.

I even thought about moving to Yan City to live.

But who knew... the dream was shattered the next second... Wuwu...

Thank you, Xiao Ge, for letting me see this scumbag woman clearly... Wuwu..."

Nan Ye rarely saw a grown man cry like this, it seemed the other party was truly heartbroken.

He had to comfort him, right!

"Brother, what's a breakup?

When you're floating in the sea of love, how can you not get cut by a gentle knife?

Bear the pain, pull out the knife, apply some Jin Chuang Yao, spread your little legs, and we'll continue to float freely in the sea of love."

One second the atmosphere was quite sad, the next second it completely changed.

It even made the crying brother laugh.

"Yeah, who can avoid the gentle knife? Thank you, Nan Shen, this definitely deserves a five-star review!"

"Alright, thank you!"

【No way, Xiao Ge, who taught you that? So funny.】

【As expected of a Singer, comforting people is just different!】

【Hahahahaha, apply some Jin Chuang Yao and keep floating, Xiao Ge, you're something else.】

He delivered four orders before, and didn't get much emotional value, but because of this sentence, he earned quite a bit:

Yan Xiaonian felt happy, Emotional Value +78.

Zhou You felt happy, Emotional Value +80.

...

Nan Ye finally understood, it seems the audience has become spoiled. If he live streams too seriously, their emotions won't fluctuate.

He still needs to be more unpredictable in the future!

Later, he received an order from a small stir-fry restaurant.

Nan Ye was quite familiar with the Boss of this shop; it was run by a single woman.

In terms of looks, the Boss Lady was no worse than Xiang Jinjin, and she was more feminine.

"Huh, wow, this order is even more interesting!"

The Netizens instantly became interested:

【What's wrong, what's wrong, what's something fun happening again?】

【Honestly, Xiao Ge's live stream is just full of joy. No matter what he does, the style of painting changes abruptly.】

【I just love watching Nan Ye's live stream, it's very interesting!】

Unconsciously, the Netizens actually started to anticipate what strange thing would happen on Nan Ye's next order.

It was like fishing, you never know what he will pull up next.

Nan Ye placed the order slip in front of the camera. The note on it read:

Convey to your Boss Lady, remember to deliver one order every day, remember to cycle the dishes, until the end of time, I will eat until she closes down!

It showed online payment, amount: 52000!

...

"Boss Lady, this person is trying to pursue you, right!"

The Boss Lady rolled her eyes at Nan Ye: "Go deliver your takeout!"

"Hahahaha..."

Nan Ye grabbed the takeout and ran, explaining along the way:

"Brothers, have you seen the Tuhau Ge's method of pursuing someone?

52000, 520 × 100.

I love you for a hundred years!

Calculating at 20 yuan per meal, 52000 can last for 2600 days, which is 7 years if eaten once a day.

It also has the meaning of the seven-year itch, isn't that incredible!"

Nan Ye had encountered something like this in his previous life, which is why he knew it so clearly.

【Really? You can analyze so much from a string of numbers? You didn't just make it up, did you, Xiao Ge?】

【Hahahaha, I seriously suspect Xiao Ge is possessed by Lou Zhihe, his reading comprehension is perfect!】

【Tuhau Ge's method of pursuing someone is just different, I'm completely impressed!】

【...】

A little later, Nan Ye arrived at a villa and pressed the doorbell.

"Hello, your takeout is here!"

The one who opened the door was the Tuhau Ge himself, not too tall, not too short, a bit chubby, with an ordinary appearance.

He was also wearing many large gold chains, truly taking "tuhau" to the extreme.

【I finally know why Tuhau Ge hasn't pursued the Boss Lady successfully for so long!】

【Hahahaha, in terms of looks, he really doesn't match the Boss Lady.】

Tuhau Ge took the takeout and didn't forget to ask, "Did you tell the Boss Lady the content of the note?"

Nan Ye was holding back his laughter, his face a bit contorted: "I did, I did!"

"Okay then! Huh... you're South Night Bro, right!"

Tuhau Ge suddenly leaned closer: "Xiao Ge, do you have any sweeter songs? Can you sing a couple of lines for me in front of the Boss Lady?

Don't worry, I'll definitely give you a five-star review!"

The Netizens then remembered that none of Nan Ye's songs seemed sweet; most were sad love songs.

【Dying of laughter, everyone, turns out a delivery Singer has this kind of use, hahahaha!】

【Hey, isn't inspiration here!】

【Oh wow, that makes sense, let's have a sweet love song!】

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