305: Chapter 305 He who refuses a toast will have to drink a forfeit; he wins over Jiang Yunxian!
Upon hearing these words, Lin Ran's steps as he turned to leave instantly halted, his expression stiffening.
"Senior Martial Uncle, what... what are you doing? Why are you suddenly angry with me for no reason?"
Lin Ran inquired tentatively.
Jiang Yunxian's expression was icy as she coldly turned her head and stared at Lin Ran.
"Why am I angry with you? Lin Ran, do you really have no clue in your heart?"
"You clearly know that I have a long-standing grudge with that Ji Qingyan, and I just had an argument with her a moment ago."
"But look at you; now you want to go to Wuyou Tower to find her. Tell me, should This Venerable One be angry or not?"
Lin Ran gave a sheepish smile. "Senior Martial Uncle, you're overthinking it. I'm going to Wuyou Tower for something else, not for Ji Qingyan."
Jiang Yunxian sneered, "Heh, do you dare to guarantee that your visit to Wuyou Tower truly has no selfish motives regarding Ji Qingyan?!"
Lin Ran chuckled awkwardly. "I wouldn't dare lie to Senior Martial Uncle; there is indeed a little bit."
"Heh, as I thought!"
Jiang Yunxian crossed her arms, a playful and cold sneer on her face.
"Fine, This Venerable One allows you to go to Wuyou Tower, but once you go, you don't need to come back."
In response, Meng Qing and Su Xiyue merely adopted a posture of watching a good show, silently observing from the side with meaningful smiles tugging at the corners of their lips.
Lin Ran stood frozen on the spot, caught in a dilemma—he couldn't leave, yet he couldn't stay.
After pondering for a long time, he suddenly steeled his heart, stepped forward, and swept Jiang Yunxian up into his arms, saying fiercely:
"Jiang Yunxian, have I given you too much face?"
"Give you a little sunshine and you shine? Give you a little color and you try to open a dyehouse?"
"Since you refuse the toast, don't blame This Holy Son for treating you to a forfeit!"
Originally, he had planned to take down Jiang Yunxian in one go after returning from the Emperor Road.
But since Jiang Yunxian dared to push her luck like this, he, as the Son of Destiny, truly couldn't endure it any longer!
He had to discipline Jiang Yunxian severely!
He had to let her know who was really in charge!!
If he didn't show off some real kung fu, Jiang Yunxian probably really wouldn't know the extent of his strength and methods!
Jiang Yunxian was instinctively stunned, her mind going blank. She never expected that Lin Ran, after being provoked, would dare to be so overbearing and rude.
"Ahem! Your Sect Leader and World Walker have some private matters to attend to. Everyone, please disperse."
Su Xiyue gave a dry cough and waved her hand to set up an Isolation Array before leaving with Meng Qing and Long Ling.
"Sister Su, Husband won't get into trouble, will he? That's Jiang Yunxian, after all. Can he really force himself on her successfully?"
Meng Qing leaned close to Su Xiyue's ear and whispered her inquiry.
"What's there to fear? With my Rebellious Disciple's Heaven-Defying looks and charm, as long as he wants to force himself, which woman wouldn't want to be forced?"
"Moreover, you all actually don't understand my Senior Sister. Her ability to say those words is entirely because she hasn't received a man's nourishment for countless years. Her heart is empty and insecure, which is why she said those angry words."
"Actually, though they sound like angry words, they are more like a plea for him to stay. Precisely because she feels insecure, she doesn't want my Rebellious Disciple to leave."
"As long as my Rebellious Disciple gives her a thorough nourishment and uses a few sets of the Great Investigation Technique on her, these symptoms will disappear without a trace."
Su Xiyue spoke eloquently, appearing quite experienced.
"Oh~ As expected of Sister Su, you know so much!"
Meng Qing said with a face full of admiration.
"Hmph hmph! Of course, of course!"
Su Xiyue nodded with a face full of pride.
Inside the Isolation Array, Jiang Yunxian's angry roars soon rang out.
"Lin Ran! This Venerable One is the Sect Leader of the Kunlun Sect, how dare you..."
"You, you, you... how presumptuous!!"
"This Venerable One will never... mmph..."
"Senior Martial Uncle, your mouth seems very hard? Come, let me see whether it's Senior Martial Uncle's mouth that's harder, or your Martial Nephew who is harder!"
"Jie jie jie!!!"
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On this day, it was not until the sky turned dark and the sun and moon lost their light that the fires of a hearty battle gradually subsided.
[Ding! Detected that Jiang Yunxian's favorability has increased by 19 points!]
[Reward: 45,000 destiny points, Quasi-Innate Pure Yang Immortal Body First Form Origin Divine Ability — Chaos Fire Awakening!]
[Current Jiang Yunxian Favorability: 99]
Upon hearing the System's prompt, Lin Ran glanced at Jiang Yunxian, who was slumped on the ground beside him with her head slightly lowered and the flush on her face yet to fade. He then joyfully pocketed the rewards.
As expected, to deal with a domineering woman like Jiang Yunxian, you have to be even more domineering than her!
With 80 favorability already there, it had provided Lin Ran with enough capital to push her down.
Pushing her luck with him?
Refusing the toast?
Then prepare to be ravaged!
He wasn't going to play around with fake pretenses with Jiang Yunxian; if he was going to play, he'd play for real!
"Senior Martial Uncle, your Martial Nephew will tell you once more: I am going to Wuyou Tower, and I'm going specifically for Ji Qingyan. Do you have anything to say to This Holy Son?"
Lin Ran crouched down, pinching Jiang Yunxian's cheek with his right hand, his expression playful.
Jiang Yunxian's face was completely flushed, and a few crystalline beads of sweat were visible on her forehead.
"You... you're deliberately provoking me again! Come... come back early, Senior Martial Uncle still wants... still wants..."
Jiang Yunxian clutched the corner of Lin Ran's clothes, so embarrassed she couldn't finish her sentence.
For an "old cow" like her, who hadn't eaten grass for thousands of years, having now tasted this "tender grass" that was Lin Ran for the first time, she had already developed a deep taste for it.
She wished she could keep this tender grass at the corner of her mouth to chew thoroughly and savor its deeper flavors!
"Oh? What else does Senior Martial Uncle want? Your Martial Nephew doesn't quite understand~"
Lin Ran deliberately leaned closer to Jiang Yunxian, speaking with playful mockery.
"I... I still want... oh, forget it! In short... in short, just go and come back quickly, and don't make me angry again!"
Jiang Yunxian gently pushed Lin Ran away and stood up with a coquettish huff.
"Haha! Rest assured, Senior Martial Uncle, I'll be back soon!"
Lin Ran laughed loudly and turned to leave.
Now that he had completed 99% of his conquest of Jiang Yunxian, his mood was simply fantastic!
Even if Jiang Yunxian insisted on forcing him to stay right now and coiling her hair before him, he would be more than willing.
"Rebellious Disciple, how was the battle?"
Su Xiyue popped out from the shadows, asking with a comical expression.
"Heh, Master Baby, when your disciple takes action, isn't it as easy as reaching for something in a bag?"
"This time, your disciple led only a million elite troops, yet slaughtered the opponent until blood flowed into a river, completely occupying the high ground!"
Lin Ran nodded slightly, speaking with aloof pride.
"Not bad, not bad. As expected, at times like this, we still have to rely on you, Rebellious Disciple."
Su Xiyue couldn't help but give Lin Ran a thumbs up.
That old cow Jiang Yunxian had finally been successfully taken down by Lin Ran.
In that case, Jiang Yunxian was now a member of Lin Ran's harem. In the future, when Jiang Yunxian saw her, wouldn't she have to obediently call her "Sister Su"?!
She had called Jiang Yunxian "Senior Sister" for so many years; it was finally time for Jiang Yunxian to call her back!
"Jie jie jie!!!"
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