1: What kind of universe is this? Your universe is causing immense harm!

(New book launched, please treat me well, everyone.)

(The main tone of this book is lighthearted and comedic, focusing on daily life. The protagonist possesses strength that crushes almost all characters appearing in the main Teyvat storyline, but he is not Homelander. Instead, he focuses on letting the Traveler push the main storyline while he reaps the rewards and then goes to find various female characters.)

(There are too many characters in Genshin, so it's impossible for all of them to appear. Here, the priority is for female characters to interact with the protagonist. However, since the Traveler is pushing the main storyline, the protagonist will also get to know the people the Traveler meets in the main storyline, which may result in minor OOC characterizations.)

(In addition, Surtalogi doesn't appear much, and his combat power is basically just background noise. Regarding the actual combat power of the Five Sinners, please refer to the official plot, but for this book, please refer to the content of this book.)

(The rest will be added later. Everyone, please suspend your disbelief and get ready for the ride.)

"I only came here to find someone, Auntie, please just let me in!"

In a vast expanse of white, a Shota with white and yellowish hair looked pitifully at the blonde older sister in front of him. Before he could finish, the blonde older sister shoved the Shota into her arms and rubbed his head vigorously: "You look much cuter like this! Come on, call me Mommy. Call me Mommy and I'll let you in!"

Held in her arms, feeling the suffocation coming from the flesh before him, Huo Xi was on the verge of tears. Why did he have to encounter such a thing?

It's all his fault, it's all that old geezer Surtalogi's fault!

...

Huo Xi opened his eyes and found himself drifting in a pitch-black void.

No, it wasn't pitch black; in the distance, countless stars were flickering. Only then did he realize he was floating in space.

So that's it, he thought, I must have died.

Yes, Huo Xi was a transmigrator. His previous life ended hastily in college, before he had even entered society.

By the way, the cause was an act of chivalry, and the cause of death was also an act of chivalry.

However, no one expected, absolutely no one expected, that his soul, which should have departed with death, would enter a new shell and drift through the universe.

Not only that, this body had been drifting in the universe for some time; his consciousness had only just awakened.

He twisted his body, wanting to see what he looked like, but what met his eyes was an arm like that of an arthropod. No, could this even be called an arm?

Blue flames seeped out from the gaps in the silver carapace, looking like an arthropod shell held together by plasma.

Unable to figure out what he was, Huo Xi simply stopped thinking about it. He had already transmigrated, and looking at the surrounding cosmic environment, who knows, maybe he transmigrated into some kind of space lifeform?

Could it be some kind of monster from ultraman? If this happens to be something like Hyper Zetton, oh my god brothers, this is an instant dynasty.

But the problem is that Hyper Zetton doesn't emit blue fire, and he doesn't look like a Gatling gun.

If he couldn't figure it out, he wouldn't think about it. He asked in his mind a few times, but no system arrived. Following the Buddhist spirit of his previous life, he decided to just drift in the universe.

Just like that, Huo Xi wandered aimlessly through the universe. If he happened to be close to a planet, he would go down and take a look, eat a bite or two of whatever was edible, or if he encountered some special energy he hadn't seen before in the universe, or some mysterious power on a planet, he would take a bite if he felt like it.

However, whenever he landed on some planets, he found that the creatures or humans who saw him were very afraid of him, and only then did he realize some things.

First of all, his body size was too large; he estimated it to be over fifty meters?

And everywhere he went, the physical environment would transform into the environment he found most comfortable to live in.

Until on one planet, Huo Xi looked at his reflection in the water and let out an incoherent murmur: "This, isn't this ORT?"

A Giant Spider carrying a huge disc; to be precise, the UFO disc was the main body, and the Giant Spider underneath was just metabolic keratin.

Although it seemed to be in its infancy, this appearance was indeed ORT.

In the type-moon universe, there exists a planetary agent created by the will of the planet. This entity is the strongest in the entire planet, the synapse and incarnation of the planet's will. Such an entity is called the planet's UO, or, to be a bit chuunibyou, the Supreme Planetary Existence.

And ORT is the powerful ORT from the ORT Nebula. It has no concept of death, possesses the ability to devour, absorb, and convert the power of opponents, and the ability to change the physical laws of the environment according to its own needs. In addition, it can launch attacks similar to a trillion-degree fireball.

But don't misunderstand, he cannot currently emit a trillion-degree fireball. After testing, the highest temperature the fireball he can launch can reach is thirty million degrees Celsius, and that's only the core temperature, far from the level of Zetton.

However, despite the earlier hype, at his current level, Huo Xi is ultimately just a weak lifeform capable of destroying a planet at most. In a universe full of the Dark Forest Law, he's just a nobody among nobodies.

But strangely, although he had drifted in the universe for too long, causing him to forget many things from his previous life, he did not remember ORT having a setting where it grows with age.

But Huo Xi could clearly feel that he was still in his infancy.

Thinking too much is useless, so why not take this opportunity to wander more in the universe, eat more things or energy, and strengthen himself!

Otherwise, whether it's the type-moon universe, the ultraman universe, or a sci-fi universe like Three-Body, he could encounter an existence that could easily crush him at any time!

Afterward, he went to various planets, where the civilizations and cultures were all different, and the levels of development were uneven.

Some planets even had things similar to gods, which would inexplicably come out to beat him up.

Huo Xi didn't understand either; if he got beaten, he would fight back. He devoured some gods and snatched away a few beautiful goddesses to store in the space inside his body. Huo Xi didn't care about the survivors and left in style.

Later, he flipped through the memories of this body. It turned out that before his consciousness completely awakened, this young ORT body had already visited many planets by instinct.

The planetary gods who saw him and attacked immediately were all beaten up by the ORT body acting on instinct, and those who fought him to the death were simply eaten.

However, it seemed that due to the influence of Huo Xi, who was the soul inside, some particularly beautiful goddesses were not devoured by ORT but were stored inside his body to be used as power banks.

Good, good, good. Huo Xi was still wondering why he only caught two or three goddesses, but when he looked at the internal space, wow, there were enough for four tables of mahjong with a few spectators. It was definitely subconscious action.

At first, these captured goddesses would resist, but later they found that resistance was useless, so they gave up and started playing with the creations of the technological civilizations that Huo Xi had also eaten into his stomach. Don't say it, it was actually quite fun.

Every time he descended on a planet, the surviving gods would tearfully bid him farewell as he left, which was a very touching scene.

Perhaps it was because this ORT body had done too many similar things in the past, some planets in this universe seemed to regard him as something like a natural disaster. But in fact, Huo Xi's stance was simple: if you provoke me, I'll hit you; if you don't provoke me, I won't bother you.

And look, now he had just entered a small star system similar to the solar system and was targeted by the technological creations here, who were preparing to drag him down and blow him up, they said.

Could Huo Xi tolerate such an attitude from the other side? He had just swallowed the divine power of a planet!

Huo Xi immediately fought back hard against the other side, and to his shock, the power of the gods he had swallowed in the past, including those consumed by this body before his consciousness awakened, had all been converted by him! Now he could be said to be immune to all laws, and he knew many, many skills. When the opponent fired several beam cannons, he could even directly use a refraction field to deflect the attacks!

Then he backhanded a few bullets of ten-million-degree flames and instantly destroyed the enemy fleet. A star that can shoot, isn't that impressive?

However, Huo Xi did not go to the enemy's mother planet to mess around after annihilating their fleet, because honestly, he didn't want to become a monster from body to soul. Destroying others' survival planets for no reason was hard for him to accept quickly, so he just ate and decomposed all the opponents who actively attacked him, including the machinery of the fleets and the soldiers in the fleets, leaving none behind.

The people of that star system didn't seem to intend to catch up after confirming he had left.

Since then, a legend has circulated in the universe: once you encounter the cosmic Giant Spider, as long as you don't attack it, it won't attack you.

No one started trouble, so naturally, Huo Xi didn't feed passively as often. Unless he was really hungry, he would find a planet to go down and lick a few bites; usually, he just drifted in the universe.

Fortunately, there is a magical black-purple energy in the universe. He could also be full by eating this energy, but the strange thing is that although he could swallow this power into his body, he couldn't find the knack for using it. To put it bluntly, he didn't know how to use it, so he just drank it like water.

Feeling his power growing stronger, Huo Xi continued to wander in the universe. This time, he actually encountered a planet with a planetary will.

The other party cried and begged him not to come over.

Saying that her sister had been licked to the point of sobbing, and hoping that this Childe would not come to humiliate her.

Huo Xi: ??????

Didn't I just go to a trench on a planet and lick two mouthfuls of overflowing energy before?

...

Wait!

Therefore, from then on, Huo Xi didn't even land on planets anymore; he just floated in the sky, wandering aimlessly like a comet.

He missed the time when he was still weak and had no power. At that time, he wouldn't be blocked much when landing on a planet, and he could hunt some local wild animals and energy sources as food, living happily.

But now? Now even the planet's will didn't want to let him land.

Fortunately, there is still that pitch-black energy in this universe. This energy is vast and seems particularly versatile.

He could feel that this power was more powerful than the mechanical creations of those technological planets and the power of faith of those religious planets.

Huo Xi tried for a long time, and the only usage he learned was to simulate his own ten-million-degree bullets. AUV, guess what! The fireball bullets can be fired in rapid succession! It's incredibly fun! A star that can fire in rapid succession, pretty amazing, right?

However, the goddesses sealed within his cheek pouches told him not to fire randomly. If he accidentally provoked some unknown powerful existence in the universe, he wouldn't even have a place to cry when that happened.

The goddesses had already formed a symbiotic relationship within Huo Xi, so naturally, they wouldn't lie to him.

Huo Xi felt that what the goddess sisters said made a lot of sense. The top priority was to grow up first; getting through the juvenile stage was what really mattered.

So, he continued to eat, eat, eat, eat, and eat. However, this time, many civilizations had learned their lesson; they would proactively offer things for Huo Xi to eat.

There were also some civilizations that were quite tough, still daring to send out fleets, or some gods would swing their clearance and smash it over.

For the latter, Huo Xi would just eat, eat, eat, and then abduct a few goddesses.

For the former, Huo Xi was like a cockroach, stealthily prying open the shell of their Dyson Sphere and sucking away more than half of their stellar energy. The once bright star's luminosity suddenly halved, which was hilarious.

Just like that, day after day, year after year, Huo Xi had passed the juvenile stage and grown to approach the adolescent stage. He released a few goddess sisters to help him measure his height. They marked the scale on a tree-like planet and measured that he was already one hundred and fifty meters tall! As expected of a child, he grew up so fast.

The goddess sisters also revealed expressions of relief, as if this were a child they had raised themselves, before returning to Huo Xi's UFO disk to continue their sisters' party.

Then... Then that so-called unknown powerful existence in the universe came looking for him.

The opponent was wrapped in armor that looked like the starry sky of the universe, with a miniature object resembling a black hole's event horizon constantly circulating on his chest. He carried a huge purple Claymore on his back. He seemed to be only about two meters tall, but the aura he exuded was more terrifying than dozens of Dyson Spheres combined.

Huo Xi immediately used all his power to fight back, but in twelve hours—merely twelve hours—Huo Xi lost completely.

His deflection field was ineffective. The man used only a Claymore to cut through his field and severed all his limbs.

The gods' Authority was also useless; no matter what kind of Authority attack he used, it couldn't even scratch the man.

His rapid-fire fireball bullets could Vaporize even the surrounding celestial bodies, yet they were all slashed apart by that man with a single Claymore. Why could someone split a star with a blade?

It wasn't until Huo Xi tried to use that kind of black energy from the universe—Abyssal Power—that the man spoke for the first time.

"Oh?"

The voice sounded as if he had seen a novel toy, weighing the value of Huo Xi as a plaything.

Twelve hours later, in the wreckage of a star system that had been completely pulverized, Huo Xi struggled to simulate the language the other party used to beg for mercy. The man suddenly paused, then put down the Claymore in his hand: "Oh? I thought you were an interstellar beast like the Star-Devouring Whale. I didn't expect you to be a sentient life form?"

Subsequently, the man actually started chatting with Huo Xi just like that. At this moment, Huo Xi's voice was between a Shota's tone and an adolescent's tone. There was no help for it; although he had devoured quite a bit of power, he hadn't fully digested it or grown up completely, otherwise, he should have reached the voice-changing period.

Listening to Huo Xi's still immature voice, the man suddenly became very interested. He said to Huo Xi: "Huo Xi, right? How interesting. You, a Giant Spider, actually gave yourself a Liyue-style name."

"I am Surtalogi, and you can also call me—Surtalogi."

"Judging by your voice, you shouldn't be very old, yet you already possess such strength. Moreover, you are a rare, amazing creature capable of containing a large amount of Abyssal Power without being affected by corrosion in the slightest. How interesting... Unfortunately, I can tell you haven't learned how to use this power at all."

"Very well, I've decided not to kill you today! But I have a task for you! I want you to go find my apprentice. You don't have a human form, so just go be a pet for him! Or, if you can turn into a human form, go find him and tell him my thoughts."

"I want you to train together and become stronger together! He will teach you how to use Abyssal Power, and you will improve his purity. That way, in the future, you can face me together, and at least you won't die too ungracefully!"

Huo Xi looked at the man before him, feeling a bit dazed, because he had heard a very familiar name. So this wasn't the ultraman universe, nor the type-moon, Three-Body, Emperor, or the Four Chaos Gods universe.

"Oh right, I almost forgot to tell you." Surtalogi slapped his forehead and added: "My disciple, his name is Skirk."

So this was actually the allogene universe?!

(The image of Skirk has been placed in the author's notes)

There have been quite a few comments in the past two days asking if I'm deliberately raising the combat power of allogene. I will clarify it here again. Many brothers might not have read the content in the opening parentheses; I don't usually read those when reading books either, so I can understand. That was actually just a disclaimer.

In short, point one: Surtalogi is currently just a background character. Compared to how strong he is, I am more inclined towards "how strong I need him to be". He basically has no chance to appear; he just serves as a quiet ceiling, similar to Phanes' position in the main allogene game. It's enough to know he's strong.

Point two: Regarding whether it doesn't match ORT's strength, this is possible, because I feel that fate's settings are sometimes quite casual—eat if you want, and find a way to round it out later. But I have to say, type-moon's development is so huge and its worldview is so rich that "retconning" has contributed a lot.

And the issue with ORT's settings: on my side, it only had a juvenile stage at the beginning (fifty meters), and later, after learning to use Abyss Power to modify fireballs, it started to transition towards the adolescent stage (one hundred and fifty meters). Note that it is a transition, not that it has already become the adolescent stage. Besides skills like Crystal Valley being retained, some parts are my own headcanon, or rather, what I understand he should be able to do.

Third: Some people say ORT can only be fought by ultraman. Is your Surtalogi as strong as ultraman? Brothers, don't look at the data on Earth for ultraman. The minimum standard for joining the Gardes is single-handedly destroying a star. There are 1.8 million members in the Gardes. How many do you think are not cannon fodder? You can't just say, "Surtalogi can defeat a star-level strategic weapon in the game text, ultraman is the King of Stars, and Noah is also an ultraman, so Surtalogi = Noah," right? You can't make an equation like that.

The following is purely a personal opinion: ultraman are all ultimate life forms that can cross the sea of stars to reach Earth. I estimate they can even perform physical leaps. The so-called flight speed of Mach 5 or Mach 10 is actually just like the three-minute battle time—it's just a small restriction of Earth's will. And how can the M87 Beam, which is only 200,000 to 500,000 degrees, destroy a star? I think it's also because they are afraid of igniting the Earth, so they only use small skills to kill monsters. Therefore, I believe ultraman are generally much stronger than their paper data. One person, Tyson could kill him, and Optimus Prime could also kill him; this doesn't mean Tyson can fight Optimus Prime one-on-one.

Last point: Regarding why I headcanon Surtalogi as so strong—it is well known that Surtalogi is clearly set in the game as being able to fight the Otherworld gods one-on-one, fight the decisive weapon built with all the resources of a star system one-on-one, and fight the peerless hero who embodies the collective wishes of the masses one-on-one. The above is the written setting in the game; there is currently no actual performance to support it.

Many brothers might be considering that characters in allogene are generally not strong and struggle to even destroy a street, so Surtalogi definitely isn't this strong, and thus will consider the old man's combat power downwards.

However, I think in the HoYoverse, what has been confirmed is that anyone involved in the type of power related to the universe's underlying code is not simple. So below, I will popularize some settings for those who haven't played HoYoverse games.

The current ceiling in honkai impact 3rd, the heroine Kiana, can casually shoot a gun from the moon to blow up a dwarf planet at the edge of the solar system, and kill a secondary god who feeds on the Sea of Quanta with one shot. Certified by the Garden of Recollection in honkai: star rail, that shot has the strength of an Emanator.

Emanators: the combat power of different individuals varies; some Erudition Emanators might not even have combat power—they are just purely smart. However, the current general standard of measurement is that every Lord Ravager has the ability to destroy a star system and the potential to drag the universe into destruction. The scepter invented by an Erudition Emanator can destroy the universe at the microsecond level. Emanators have the ability to traverse the imaginary isolation belt between universes with their physical bodies and can pass through the barriers between galaxies alone.

In honkai: star rail, regarding the combat power of characters: ordinary Pathstriders might be at the level of superpowered individuals, but the stronger ones, like Silver Wolf, Kafka, Blade, Firefly, and Jingliu, who is quite a bit stronger than Blade, are basically all combat powers capable of destroying stars alone. Don't just always slander my Wolf Venerable; Silver Wolf is also a star-destroyer. Do you understand, little empress of Punklorde? One of the only two people targeted by two Erudition Emanators working together—that's the gold content.

Other games are the same. In many cases, the weak combat power of ordinary people does not mean the entire worldview is very weak. An ordinary passerby is certainly not at the same level as the Emperor. Those interested can learn about the Doctor, Originium, loggers, etc., in the Arknights worldview, and then compare what kind of life the cattle and horses on this land are living.

Therefore, on the premise that allogene clearly has a cosmic background worldview, it can only be said that most people in Teyvat are ordinary people, but it is impossible to determine what the strength of someone like Surtalogi, who has already ascended to the universe, is, because the official can change the settings at any time. Since he can change the settings, I'll just write whatever I want. Plot-focused readers should have the courage to make judgments! Or rather, we can actually view the inside of Teyvat and the outside of Teyvat as two different worldviews, so there shouldn't be any big questions, right?

Above, I wish you a pleasant viewing experience.