56: Four balls on my head! I'm the best in the world!

“???”

Stowe of the Allied Fleet was completely dumbfounded.

In fact, all the officers and soldiers of the entire Allied Fleet looked utterly stunned.

Even the netizens in the live stream room.

heard the sudden intrusion of sound.

The bullet comments seemed to have been paused.

They all instantly vanished.

It was as if the netizens in the live stream room had suddenly lost their internet connection.

A few seconds later.

Great Xia Country Netizens were the first to react.

Then the bullet comments in the live stream room went completely wild:

"Holy crap! If I didn't mishear, it sounded like someone was looking for Qiu Ya?"

"The heck, did Xia Luo Te travel through time?"

"I can't take it! My stomach hurts from laughing."

"God, Qiu Ya? Coming to the Allied Fleet to look for Qiu Ya??"

“...”

For a moment.

The bullet comments from domestic netizens surged like a tide.

All kinds of hilarious and teasing remarks appeared endlessly.

But at this moment!

Those foreign netizens felt as terrible as if they had swallowed a dead fly.

Eagle Country Netizens: "fuck! Why is Chinese appearing on the Allied channel?"

International Bystander Netizens: "Did the Allies secretly invite the Great Xia Country fleet?"

Sakura Country Netizens: "baka! Someone translated it, saying, 'Looking for a girl named Qiu Ya!'"

South Korea Netizens: "aishibal! Why is such an outrageous thing happening?"

Netizens from all 8 nations questioned the Allied Fleet.

demanding they explain clearly.

why Chinese appeared on the Allied channel.

and why someone was shouting about looking for a girl named Qiu Ya.

They hoped it was just a prank by one of the Allied nations.

Everyone waited for Stowe's explanation.

As for the officers and soldiers of the Allied Fleet,

they were still completely dumbfounded.

They didn't understand what this sudden "looking for Qiu Ya" meme was about.

Nor did they know what connection it had to the frantic reaction of the Great Xia Country Netizens.

At this moment, inside the command room of the Allied Fleet on the Ford Aircraft Carrier.

The atmosphere was so heavy it felt like water could drip from it.

Stowe had recovered his senses, his face ashen,

shouting at the communications soldier: "Who? Who is interrupting? Cut the signal!"

He still thought it was someone from their own fleet playing a prank.

But the communications soldiers were already in a state of panic.

They reported in trembling voices: "Commander, it wasn't us. We can't even detect the invading signal type!"

The communications soldiers fumbled with the controls but found no other signal source at all.

"It wasn't your prank?"

"Then who was it???"

Stowe quickly thought of a possibility.

which instantly made cold Sweat break out on his back.

Just then.

that voice sounded again.

"Don't panic, everyone!"

"I'll play a song for you to relax!"

The next second.

In the public channel.

the theme song of Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf suddenly played:

"Pleasant Goat, Beautiful Goat, Lazy Goat, Feiyangyang..."

The cheerful melody.

made the soldiers of the Allied Fleet even more confused.

"Nani, what song is this? It sounds quite cheerful!"

"aishibal! I suddenly feel a little homesick."

"fuck! This is definitely a Chinese song."

On the izumo, Kono Taro's face was livid, and he roared: "baka! This is a children's song from Great Xia Country, damn it!"

Commanders from other countries began to panic.

"Damn it! Why is a Great Xia Country children's song playing?"

"Stowe, why haven't you ordered someone to investigate quickly?"

"Bastard! Our channel has been invaded by Great Xia Country."

"Why haven't they found the signal source yet?"

"Turn the warship radar up to maximum tracking and find the Great Xia Country warship!"

The Allied public channel had actually been infiltrated.

And it happened while being broadcast live to the entire world.

This was a complete humiliation.

Veins bulged on Stowe's forehead.

He yelled hoarsely into the public channel:

"Attention, everyone!"

"Immediately initiate the highest level of alert!"

"All ship radars at full power! You must find and drag out this damned intruder!"

Sakura Country Kono Taro: "Stowe, what are you saying? We can only hear the children's song!"

South Korea Fleet Commander: "aishibal! It's all the children's song; we can't hear anything at all."

India Fleet Commander: "fuck! They are jamming our public channel!"

Stowe heard no response, and his face grew even darker: "fuck! Switch to the encrypted channel immediately!"

At the same time.

The internet in Great Xia Country had already erupted into chaos.

Netizens were as excited as if it were the New Year, with jokes and memes flooding in.

"Holy shit! Who is this? They're too awesome!"

"Pleasant Goat? Haha! I give this move full marks!"

"The Allies must be confused, right? They probably don't even know where the signal is coming from!"

Eagle Country Netizens felt humiliated: "Are the Allied Commanders all useless? Even the military channel was invaded?"

Sakura Country Netizens were anxious: "baka! Great Xia Country is too despicable, actually using such low-level tactics to disgust people."

"Childish?"

"That's because you're weak!"

"Playing a children's song for you is meant to tell you that your mothers are calling you home for dinner!"

Great Xia Netizens immediately started playing with the meme.

Facing the ridicule of the Great Xia Country Netizens,

the netizens of the Allied nations were filled with frustration and anger.

But they had no way to refute.

They all turned their anger toward the Allied Commanders.

They frantically cursed Sweat in the bullet comments.

demanding that Sweat give them an explanation... Just then.

The Allies had already switched to the encrypted channel.

The sound of the children's song finally disappeared.

Sweat also breathed a sigh of relief, his expression slightly better.

But his face remained grim.

He prepared to repeat the previous order.

"Attention, everyone..."

Suddenly!

That voice sounded again on the encrypted channel:

"Why did you change channels?"

"Did you think the last song wasn't good?"

"Then I'll change it for you!"

Subsequently, pleasant music sounded again on the encrypted channel.

"bobo chicken, bobo chicken, bobo chicken, one yuan per skewer..."

This familiar melody.

carrying a unique playful energy.

echoed wantonly through the encrypted channel.

Instantly.

The Great Xia Country live stream room boiled over again.

"Haha! This move is too awesome! The Allies must be totally confused now!"

"bobo chicken? The choice of this song is brilliant! It's practically mocking the Allies!"

"Since when has our Navy been this powerful? Awesome!"

Foreign netizens collectively fell silent.

They dared not post any more bullet comments.

afraid of being mocked or ridiculed.

The Allied Fleet.

The soldiers on the warships were dumbfounded again.

This sudden music was like a demonic sound filling their ears.

"W-what song is this now? It feels very catchy!?" an Allied soldier asked curiously.

"It seems to be a street snack song from Great Xia Country?" another soldier replied uncertainly.

They had never heard this kind of music before.

But the unique rhythm and lyrics were incredibly catchy.

making them unable to resist humming along.

Stowe was stunned for a moment.

then immediately erupted in fury:

"fuck! fuck!"

"Damn Great Xia Country warship, if you have the guts, come out."

His face was indescribably livid.

He felt as if he was being manipulated like a puppet by an invisible hand.

Anger and humiliation made him completely lose control.

On the other side.

Kono Taro was close to collapse at this point.

He shouted into the communicator:

"baka! What the hell is this?"

"Stowe, you must give us an explanation!"

Other Commanders also questioned him one after another.

Stowe did not respond.

He stared intently at the communications soldiers.

hoping to receive even a sliver of good news from them.

But the communications soldiers just shook their heads helplessly, indicating they were also powerless.

"Commander, we, we can't find the signal source at all."

A communications soldier said with a near-sob.

Stowe took a deep breath.

trying hard to calm himself down.

He knew this was not the time to lose his temper.

He had to find a countermeasure quickly.

He calmed himself and immediately ordered:

"I announce that the military exercise officially begins!"

"The first exercise mission: capture the 'enemy vessel' alive!"

"All fleets, commence action!"

Sweat had only one goal.

No matter who the opponent was, he had to drag them out!

In the name of a military exercise!

Even if something went wrong in the end, he could explain it away.