97: Itchy butt? Take this kick!

Lin Pei was also dazed by his laughter.

Moreover, he was genuinely a bit surprised.

The "Modern Version of Zhang Fei" was actually named Zhang Fei.

It was the first time he had seen someone who suited their name so perfectly.

Lin Pei and Zhang Fei shook hands.

"Yeah, I can tell."

Zhang Fei seemed a bit excited.

"I heard from Zheng Lei that you're quite the expert with the Flying Dagger, even better than Old Master Li Ruhuan."

"Once the conferment ceremony is over, why don't you give us a demonstration?"

Lin Pei suddenly understood.

No wonder he had scheduled the time so urgently yesterday; it turned out he was eager to see him use the Flying Daggers.

As expected, whether it was the Criminal Police Officer team or the Armed Police team, they had zero resistance to his Flying Dagger skills.

Lin Pei nodded.

As for performing with Flying Daggers for the police force, he could be said to be quite experienced by now.

Seeing the two of them walking through the gates so politely, Zhao Wei felt that things were taking a turn for the worse.

If they let them in, this title would truly have nothing to do with her.

She simply lay down on the ground and began shouting loudly.

"Officer, help! This Lin Pei just kicked and injured me, you have to seek justice for me!"

Sister Lan closed her eyes, indicating she couldn't bear to look.

So, she zipped up her hoodie again.

Sure enough, Zhang Fei stopped and looked back at Zhao Wei.

Lin Pei cleared his throat.

"Just now, she suddenly lunged out from the side. I mistook her for a big black dog, so I gave her a kick."

Zhang Fei sized her up.

"Hiss, this isn't a big black dog, it's a person?"

"Indeed, it can even speak."

Damn it, what's wrong with everyone's eyes?

Zhao Wei was so angry her eyes rolled back.

She cursed wildly in her heart.

"You're the big black dog, your whole family are big black dogs!"

Zhang Fei frowned.

"This dog... cough... why does this person look so familiar?"

Zhao Wei clutched her buttocks.

"Officer, I'm Zhao Wei!"

Zhang Fei raised an eyebrow.

Zhao Wei?

He remembered now; no wonder he thought this person looked so familiar.

Isn't this that Female Celebrity who caused a massive uproar a while back by taking photos wearing the Japanese military flag?

Zhang Fei's expression instantly turned serious, the speed of his change of face startling even Zhao Wei.

Tsk.

Turning a page wasn't even as fast as him changing his face.

How can he have two such different faces? It's terrifying!

Zhang Fei turned to look at Lin Pei and patted his shoulder, the admiration in his eyes growing.

The few people present all tacitly understood his body language.

He meant it was a good kick and that he should have kicked her a few more times.

Lin Pei seemed encouraged, his eyes lighting up.

"Should I go and give her a few more kicks?"

The corners of Zhang Fei's mouth curled up, and Lin Pei understood again.

Isn't this exactly like that 'Me too' meme?

It seemed the officer agreed.

When he excitedly turned his head, he saw that the person lying on the ground was gone.

Just moments ago, Zhao Wei had already scrambled away and quickly disappeared.

She was certain her buttocks could not withstand a second heavy blow.

Having a tailbone kicked and broken was a small matter, but as a Female Celebrity, having her buttocks kicked flat and losing their shape was serious!

...By the time Lin Pei came out of the Armed Police headquarters again, it was almost dark.

A group of Armed Police soldiers saw him off with tears in their eyes.

"Lin Pei, why don't you stay for dinner before leaving?"

"Today we're having a fresh pot of chicken, duck, and goose."

Just now, except for Lin Pei's daggers which all hit the target, everyone else's daggers flew toward the chicken, duck, and goose pens.

It was hard not to suspect they just wanted to eat a fresh pot of poultry.

Although their technique wasn't up to par, the sheer volume and density of the daggers meant several unfortunate birds still perished and became their meal ahead of schedule.

Lin Pei politely declined.

He was afraid that if he stayed any longer, he wouldn't be able to resist throwing a dagger at the sheep pen further away and killing that fattest little white lamb.

Because he really wanted to eat stir-fried lamb, stewed lamb, and whole roasted lamb.

Forgive me, forgive me.

But on second thought, since everyone was so reluctant to let him go, were they already plotting this?

Now he understood why the master chef had temporarily moved the sheep pen even further away... Just as the Armed Police officers entered the gate, a burst of noise sounded in Lin Pei's ears, and a motorcycle subsequently stopped in front of him.

The rider was a short, thin man with a crew cut.

Zhao Wei sat on the back seat, looking triumphant.

She got off and introduced him solemnly.

"Lin Pei, this is my new boyfriend."

Lin Pei didn't even raise an eyebrow.

"Oh, what does that have to do with me?"

Zhao Wei gritted her teeth.

"I've guessed why you hate me."

"But it's undeniable that Japan is simply excellent."

"I've loved football since I was a child, and Japan's skills can be described as the best in Asia."

"Not a single person from the Dragon Kingdom has a foot that can compete."

"Kimura is a Japanese football player; he knows how weak the leg strength of those Dragon Kingdom players is."

Kimura, in the front seat, raised his eyebrows, indicating he couldn't agree more.

"Indeed, everyone in the Dragon Kingdom is a rookie, including this friend of yours."

"Judging by the extent of the injury to your buttocks, it was truly weak and lacked power."

Zhao Wei shifted with difficulty on the back seat.

Weak?

She felt like she was about to be crippled.

As a deeply patriotic person, hearing a Japanese brat insult the Dragon Kingdom made Lin Pei's anger flare up instantly.

He gave a cold laugh.

"Brother, is your ass itchy?"

Kimura frowned.

"Wao? What do you mean?"

Lin Pei's foot was already raised.

"Wao?"

"Literally!"

As soon as he finished speaking, that foot landed heavily on Kimura's buttocks!

Crack!

It was the sound of several bones snapping all at once.

Kimura let out a scream of pain, slumped over the motorcycle, and shook uncontrollably.

It's over!

At this moment, he realized his buttocks might be ruined forever.

In the future, he would never be able to sit on his beloved motorcycle like this again; depending on the situation, he might have to lie face down on a tatami for the rest of his life!

He had underestimated this Dragon Kingdom man's leg strength; this was simply a divine foot!

At this point, Kimura could no longer bear the intense pain and fainted.

Zhao Wei's face turned red again, and she looked at Lin Pei with a bashful expression.

"I knew this method would work."

"Did you beat him up because you were jealous?"

What the hell.

Did I kick this woman's brain into a knot?

I didn't even kick her head.

Lin Pei lifted an eyelid.

"Is your ass itchy too?"

That look made Zhao Wei feel a chill all over, as if she had seen the King of Hell.

Within seconds, Zhao Wei scrambled away and disappeared again... By the time Lin Pei returned to his villa in Hengcheng with a full sense of accomplishment, it was already close to midnight.

Lin Pei set aside a stack of prize money and took a separate photo of his "national counter-terrorism security ambassador" certificate of honor.

Then, he posted the photo on his personal account on a social media platform.

He added the caption: "Officially recognized, let's go!"

Even though it was late, this post quickly gained traction, with the number of shares and comments climbing rapidly.

In the time it took for Lin Pei to take a shower, when he picked up his phone again, he found so many comments that his phone was lagging.

Imagining that his public reputation online would completely reverse this time, Lin Pei opened the comments section.

Thanks to [Araki-san] for the donation.