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148: Spiritual fluid! Fruit of truth (1/4)
“A True God!?” Kalsooth’s composure vanished. This Ginkgo Tree was actually a True God.
He had been relying on it for over a month and hadn't even noticed.
“It’s over!!” Kalu Kao’s heart pounded, and he turned to flee.
“Whoosh…” At that moment, blinding divine power chains emerged from the void, giving Kalu Kao an 'Asian bind'.
“Ow, my back.” Mu San lazily stretched his body, then said, “Young man, this old man’s lifespan is less than three years. Do you have the ability to extend this old man’s lifespan?”
“He doesn’t! He’s lying to you!” Kalu Kao struggled and shouted.
“Ginkgo Tree True God, he is using a borrowed knife to kill. I hope you will consider carefully. Our clan’s elder is also of the True God rank,” Kalsooth said calmly.
“Shut up! This old man didn’t ask you two!” Mu San raised his hand and slapped Kalsooth twice across the face.
“Threatening this old man? This old man only has three years left to live, so why would I fear your threats?”
“Young man, answer this old man’s question.”
“Kill them, and I’ll help you extend your lifespan,” Li Si said without batting an eyelid.
“Whoosh…” The divine power chains swept forth, crushing the physical bodies of the Kalu brothers, leaving behind two true spirits.
“This is this old man’s sincerity. I hope you can prove yourself capable of extending this old man’s life.” Mu San reached out and seized the Kalu brothers’ true spirits in his palm.
Li Si secretly sighed in surprise. NPCs were indeed like thousand-year-old foxes; they wouldn't act without seeing results.
“Why the silence? Is it really as they say, that you are lying to this old man?” Mu San’s aged face showed an expression of “Is that so?”
“Ginkgo Tree True God! How can a mere human ant extend your lifespan? Don’t believe him!” Kalsooth’s true spirit roared.
“Shut up!” Mu San raised his hand again, slapping Kalsooth across the face.
“Young man, answer this old man’s question!”
“How to extend your lifespan? You provide the solution, and I’ll help you complete it,” Li Si said calmly and confidently.
He believed Mu San would speak because Mu San wanted to live.
Because Mu San had an extreme desire for longevity!
“It’s very simple. Irrigating with spiritual liquid containing powerful vitality can extend this old man’s lifespan. Do you have any?” Mu San said.
“Spiritual liquid containing vitality?”
“Precisely, spiritual liquid.”
“Perhaps I really do.”
As Li Si spoke, he had already turned around, faced the Ginkgo Tree, and pulled down his pants.
“Whoosh…” Whitish liquid fell onto the surface of the Ginkgo Tree.
“Ah!! This—what kind of surging spiritual liquid is this! It's full of vigor and rich vitality!” Mu San exclaimed, a faint blush rising on his aged face, utterly delighted.
“…” Kalsooth was dumbfounded.
“…” Kalu Kao was equally shocked.
Wasn't it just a stream of urine? It actually made Mu San, a True God, feel so good? They, the brothers, also had urine!
“Ginkgo Tree True God, release me! I can give you spiritual liquid, every day!” Kalu Kao shouted excitedly.
“I drink water every day! I’ll make spiritual liquid for you!” Kalsooth quickly said.
“Are you two from the Life Royal Clan?” Mu San asked in surprise, frowning slightly.
“We are the Three-Eyed Clan.”
“Hmm, die.” Mu San raised his hand and annihilated the two true spirits in his palm.
“Idiots, how could the Three-Eyed Clan have spiritual liquid?”
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“Ah, relief!” After a thoroughly satisfying urination, Li Si shook left and right, then pulled up his pants and said, “Mu San True God, how was it? Can this be called spiritual liquid? Does it contain vitality?”
“Yes! This is excellent spiritual liquid! Rich in vitality! It’s simply superb!” Mu San was incomparably pleased.
“Whoosh…” A transparent liquid condensed.
“Gulp—” He tilted his head back and drank it all, then made two “tsk-tsk” sounds.
“Ah~~~ So comfortable. Delicious spiritual liquid, a long-lost feeling.” Mu San carefully wiped the corners of his mouth, then used his lips to clean up the water stains.
“…” Li Si was dumbfounded.
The scene before his eyes was too impactful.
He had expected Mu San to absorb it with his roots, but he never expected him to drink it with his mouth.
Drinking his urine.
A True God boss, drinking his urine? Why was there a strange sense of accomplishment?
Li Si involuntarily pulled up his waistband.
“Young man, oh no, Li Kuangtu, I want to go with you,” Mu San said.
Although he was in slumber, he was well aware of everything happening around him.
“Alright, Kyushu, Luanxing City, Qingyun Abode.” Li Si quickly stated the coordinates.
“So it’s a young hero from Kyushu. I thought so too; how could the decaying Silla Peninsula produce a prodigy like you?”
“Buzz—” Space vibrated.
Mu San shattered the void, appearing with Li Si inside the Qingyun Abode.
“Whoosh…” Leaves rustled, and the Ginkgo Tree quickly took root, settling in the courtyard of the abode.
“Whoosh—” Zhou Guang appeared in the courtyard. Seeing Mu San’s back, his expression immediately turned solemn, then to excitement.
“Junior Zhou Guang, greets True God.”
“No need for formalities.” Mu San didn’t turn back, leaving a reminder: “Li Kuangtu, don’t forget the daily spiritual liquid.”
“Don’t worry, I won’t forget.”
“Hmm.” Subsequently, Mu San’s figure merged into the Ginkgo Tree, falling back into slumber.
“What the heck? Where did you get this ancient True God, kid?” Zhou Guang asked in a low voice.
“Goryeo War Zone, Silla Peninsula.”
“Awesome! You did a great job this time!” Zhou Guang gave a standard thumbs-up.
“Lord Zhou, where did you learn such language?” Li Si felt that Zhou Guang was different; his speaking style had changed drastically, no longer like an NPC, but rather like a street punk from Blue Star.
“I learned it on Blue Star. I went to Blue Star last night,” Zhou Guang said slowly.
“You’re awesome!” Li Si returned the thumbs-up.
“Oh, right, Lord Zhou, do you know about the Fruit of Reality and the cross-realm heart?” He suddenly thought of these two items.
“I know. Why? Do you want them?”
“I do! Do you have them?” Li Si was overjoyed.
“No.” Zhou Guang’s mouth curled into a playful smile, then his figure vanished, returning to the Baiyun Abode.
“Damn it! Why be so ambiguous if you don’t have them? Wasting my feelings.”
“Haha, kid, explore it yourself! This old man is going to sleep!”
“Damn it!” Li Si retracted his thumb and gave the Baiyun Abode the middle finger.
At this moment, “Whoosh…” Divine power chains suddenly appeared, condensing into a fruit in the courtyard. Simultaneously, text appeared nearby.
“A gift of gratitude.”
A True God’s gift of gratitude?
Li Si was ecstatic. Could it be the Fruit of Reality? He quickly picked up the fruit and checked its attribute description.
[Fruit of Reality] (Special)
Type: Consumable Item
Effect: After use, it can synchronize the attributes and abilities within the All Heavens Game to the real world.
Description: A rare among rare items, one in ten thousand.
“Haha!” It was actually the Fruit of Reality.
Li Si decisively used it. Instantly, an ethereal glow rippled and flew into his glabella.
[Beep!]
[Congratulations! You can now use all the abilities of the character “Lawless Madman” in the real world.]
“Excellent!” Li Si deactivated his “Han Yu” identity, returned to his “Lawless Madman” ID, and then chose to go offline in the courtyard.
“Whoosh—” A figure flickered.
He disappeared from inside the room and appeared in the corridor.
This was the Flash skill.
Afterward, his body slowly rose into the air, flying. This was Stepping Sea Wind Walking.
“Whoosh whoosh whoosh…” Figures appeared out of thin air. Li Si split into four.
This was the effect of the Great Replication Technique.
“This is amazing!” Li Si returned to his bedroom and frantically did push-ups.
The Limiter seemed to be triggering!
He slightly felt his physique slowly strengthening.
[Beep!]
[Lawless Madman, welcome back to the All Heavens Game. Have a pleasant journey.]
“Attribute panel.” Li Si quickly checked his attributes.
“The data has increased!” Exercise in the real world could also improve the panel.
“Hahahaha…” Clear laughter echoed in the courtyard of the Qingyun Abode.