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80: Chapter 80 If you can take action, don't just talk.
The ancients say, when the heavens are arrogant, there is rain; when a person is arrogant, there is disaster.
Sure enough, the man had likely forgotten about that sensitive spot, and as a result, while laughing hysterically, his movements were too wide, and he accidentally snagged his balls.
"Hiss~"
The laughter stopped abruptly... No, it should be said that the laughter instantly transferred to Chen Sheng. "Heh heh~ Why don't you keep laughing!"
"Ah... I'm going to kill you! Don't you dare let me find out where you live, or I'll wipe out your whole..."
*Sss-sss~*
Before the man could finish, Chen Sheng had already raised the anti-wolf spray and aimed it at the man's eyes again. The man's curses immediately turned into a series of wails.
"Ah... Ah..."
Chen Sheng watched the man who hadn't learned his lesson despite suffering a setback, covering his eyes with both hands again, and his foot began to itch for action again.
The next second, Chen Sheng's toe heavily poked that sensitive spot of the man again.
"Ah!"
The man's wailing stopped abruptly.
Watching the man lying on the ground rolling his eyes, Chen Sheng's mouth couldn't help but twitch. "Damn! They actually play for real on TV too."
So it turns out people really can faint when subjected to intense stimulation.
However, he wasn't stupid enough to go check if the man had really fainted. What if the man was faking it? Wouldn't going over to check play right into his hands?
Even taking a step back, if the man was just fainted, he wouldn't die anytime soon.
So, not only did he not step forward, he picked up a brick and held it in his hand, then backed away several steps, just watching the man quietly.
As it turned out, less than two minutes later, Chen Sheng, whose eyes had been fixed on the man, noticed the man's body move slightly.
Chen Sheng shouted at the man disdainfully: "Yo! Playing tactical, are you? Your heart is really dirty."
Exposed by Chen Sheng, the man still maintained his motionless posture.
Chen Sheng continued to tease: "I kicked pretty hard just now. To be able to endure that, are you a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle?"
The man: "Pain? Compared to life, pain is nothing."
The man still maintained his motionless posture.
"It should be a while before the police get here. Let me guess why you're taking revenge on society?" Chen Sheng feigned deep thought. "Illness? Illness doesn't make you take revenge on society; at most, you'd just be suicidal."
"Debt? Debt doesn't make you take revenge on society; at most, you'd just be hiding around."
"Work trouble? If things aren't going well at work, you can just fire your boss. Taking revenge on society isn't as satisfying as slapping a resignation letter in your boss's face."
"Thinking about it, it must be relationship trouble." At this point, Chen Sheng raised his tone, surprised: "WTF! Don't tell me you got cuckolded?"
"You're the one who got cuckolded!" The man immediately retorted angrily: "Your whole family got cuckolded!"
He was getting anxious.
So he guessed right!
Chen Sheng spread his hands at the man, saying nothing, yet it was as if he had said everything.
The man instantly entered a red-hot state, picked up the brick on the ground, scrambled up, and rushed crazily toward Chen Sheng.
"WTF!" Chen Sheng cursed internally and immediately ran toward the decorative wall.
As a result, before he had run two steps, he suddenly heard a "bang" behind him. It scared Chen Sheng so much that he subconsciously ducked his head. He didn't stop until he reached the decorative wall, where he took the opportunity to glance back out of the corner of his eye to check the situation behind him.
Upon looking, Chen Sheng immediately stopped. It turned out the sound just now was the man falling to the ground.
At this moment, the man was sprawling on the ground, glaring hatefully in the direction Chen Sheng had run with bloodshot eyes. "You coward, don't run! You said I was dirty? Isn't it dirty of you to launch a sneak attack?"
"I'd be an idiot not to run," Chen Sheng retorted. "Whether it's a black cat or a white cat, a cat that catches mice is a good cat! Don't worry about what methods I use, just tell me if it works or not!"
The man was furious, pounded the ground hard, and roared: "F*** your mother~"
His eyes were blurred from the unknown irritating liquid, and his sensitive spot made him afraid to exert full force. Feeling helpless, he hysterically roared in Chen Sheng's direction again: "F*** your mother, if you have the guts, kill me! If you have the guts, kill me!"
"If you don't kill me, I will definitely kill you."
"I've remembered your face, hahaha, no matter where you hide, I will definitely find you..."
"Haha! Don't think about hiding..."
The man fell into madness again.
To be honest, when Chen Sheng heard these words, for a fleeting moment, a trace of regret flashed through his mind, and for a fleeting moment, he thought about just killing him. But the moment this thought arose, he extinguished it.
Chen Sheng took a few deep breaths, his tone once again filled with disdain:
"Kill me? Heh, let me tell you some bad news. I filmed every move you made throwing that brick just now. You'd better start thinking about how you're going to pick up the soap when you go inside."
At this point, Chen Sheng laughed sinisterly: "Don't worry, although I don't have any powerful background, I can still figure out a way to make sure you pick up plenty of soap in there."
"Besides, you probably can't use your equipment down there anyway, so it's a perfect professional match."
As Chen Sheng described this, the man quieted down. However, he didn't choose to die in silence, but rather to erupt in silence. After hearing Chen Sheng's description, the man used all his strength, the veins on his neck bulging, and hysterically roared at Chen Sheng: "F*** your mother~"
"I'm telling you, you keep repeating the same thing, can you be a bit more creative?" After finishing, he muttered in a voice the man could hear: "No wonder you got cuckolded. With your emotional intelligence, any woman who liked you must have been blind."
The man roared: "F*** your wife~"
"Fine, that's all you've got. Can you stop saying F*** this and F*** that?" At this point, Chen Sheng seemed to realize something: "I forgot, you're going to be picking up soap inside anyway. It's good to get used to it early, so you don't have a mental breakdown when you get screwed later."
"F*** your ancestors~" the man roared in impotent rage.
"My ancestors probably don't even have ashes left. If you want to F*** the air, just say so, I won't stop you. But are you sure your thing still works?" Chen Sheng asked suspiciously. "I don't think I hit that hard, right?"
After speaking, Chen Sheng spat in disgust. "Pah! Don't brag about being naturally gifted. If you were really gifted, you wouldn't have been cuckolded; you would have been playing with steel wool long ago."
"I F***..."
"I'm saying, you keep repeating the same few phrases, can you be a bit more innovative? For example..."
While speaking, Chen Sheng had already walked out from behind the decorative wall. When he said "for example," taking advantage of the moment the man was distracted, he quickly ran in front of the man, the familiar anti-wolf spray reappeared, and he sprayed it twice directly into the man's eyes.
"Ah~ I F***..."
Chen Sheng retreated back to the decorative wall. After the man stopped howling, he continued: "For example, like meβif you can use your hands, don't waste time with trash talk. Get it?"
Of course, spraying the man just now wasn't entirely to vent his anger; it was mainly to prevent him from recovering.
This move is called nip it in the bud.
If it weren't for the fear of actually kicking him to death and getting himself into trouble, he would have wanted to add another kick.