Chapter 81: ICISEI Episode 81

Episode 81: Body Odor Fiend!

『 Reigen Arataka’s expression remained unchanged as he continued to feign a shy and affected demeanor, saying, "I’m just a student here, you see~"

Upon hearing Reigen Arataka’s disgusting act, the security guard didn’t hesitate. He immediately grabbed his walkie-talkie and yelled, "Main gate! Main gate! Suspicious person! I need backup!"

Reigen Arataka’s cross-dressing was truly a sight to behold, a complete disaster. Even those watching the video felt that to consider Reigen Arataka a woman would be an insult to everyone’s intelligence.

After all...

What girl would be so uninhibited as to expose her thick leg hair for all to see?! 』

『 .....』

~Dimensional livestream~

"???"

The sight of those hairy legs peeking beneath the skirt—

Paired with Reigen Arataka’s vile expression and caked-on makeup—

It was simply too much.

From every corner of the multiverse...

"Bleh! "

"Ghk—!"

"I’m gonna be sick—"

A synchronized wave of nausea hit the audience, sending countless viewers sprinting for trash cans.

~Chat Room~

[ Rimuru (Tensura): "Although I no longer have those organs, I still can’t accept this appearance." ]

[ Ainz Ooal Gown (Overlord): "This time, I’m better off. Just a skeleton, no problems at all." ]

[ Umaru Doma (Himouto): "Hahahaha! This cross-dressing is truly, hahahaha!" ]

[ Doma Taihei (Himouto): "Umaru, be dignified." ]

[ Umaru Doma (Himouto): "Oh, okay, Onii-chan..." ]

[ Oyama Mahiro (Onimai): "No need to prepare dinner tonight, my imouto." ]

[ Oyama Mihari (Onimai): "No problem, onee-chan." ]

[ Shizuka Hiratsuka (Oregairu): "After seeing those previous scenes, I already couldn’t eat this meal. Now, it’s even better, no need to eat at all." ]

[ Yukinoshita Yukino (Oregairu): "So, Hiratsuka-sensei, can you put down your cigarette? Smoking is not allowed here." ]

[ Shizuka Hiratsuka (Oregairu): "Tch..." ]

[ Everyone is complaining... ]

[ ..... ]

『 Yet, Reigen Arataka in the video, upon hearing the security guard’s words, still didn’t seem anxious.

He wiggled his backside and slowly, languidly said, "Oh my, you guys are being too much~~"

Immediately after...

More security guards appeared on screen.

As soon as they saw Reigen Arataka’s actions, they instantly flared up, yelling, "You pervert!"

Mob, who was watching the commotion from the side, was completely bewildered. He first glanced at his master, then at the two furious security guards.

"I really pushed myself too hard... But it’s a good thing my cover is about to be blown... I don’t want to sneak in wearing this."

Yes, it was clear that Mob particularly disliked cross-dressing, especially cross-dressing with Reigen Arataka!

Then...

A security guard appeared before Mob, who was quietly eating his popcorn.

Seeing the situation, Mob was already prepared, thinking he would surely be chased out by the security guard.

But...

"Student, you’re in danger. Come quickly, get away from that pervert."

The security guard smiled very kindly, completely different from the fierce look he had just given Reigen Arataka. He said this to Mob.

"Eh?"...

Mob couldn’t help but widen his eyes, his gaze a mix of three parts surprise, three parts confusion, and four parts helplessness, staring at the security guard in front of him.

From that mixed gaze, the security guard seemed to see a pure female student frightened by a pervert.

His smile grew even gentler, and he even took Mob’s arm, using his own body to shield Mob from Reigen Arataka, and led Mob into the campus.

Mob followed the security guard into the school, looking bewildered, and couldn’t help but turn back to look at Reigen Arataka, who was being subdued by the security guards at the school gate.

Then...

He saw Reigen Arataka make a gesture to him!

The meaning of that gesture was!

⟦ I’ll handle this here! Good disciple! You go on ahead! ⟧ 』

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~Dimensional livestream, Chat Room~

[

Kaeya (Genshin Impact): "Hahaha, you know what, compared to his teacher, this Mob guy actually looks quite a bit like a girl." ]

[ Genos (One Punch Man): "So, this is what the other Sensei’s cross-dressing looks like?" ]

[ Saitama (One Punch Man): "I see." ]

[ Paimon (Genshin Impact): "Why do I feel like this guy is doing it on purpose, that he doesn’t want to go in, so he made himself look like this?" ]

[ Zhu Bajie (Type-Moon): "This idiotic kid, not even shaving his legs when exposing them, he’s clearly doing it on purpose, isn’t he?" ]

[ ..... ]

『 The scene shifts...

Mob walked uncomfortably through the unfamiliar girls’ school, heading towards the agreed-upon location.

"Although we agreed to meet on the rooftop, still..."

He pushed open the door leading to the rooftop, and what greeted him were three girls chatting on the roof.

Mob thought to himself, they must be the clients this time.

He hurriedly spoke, "Um... hello, I’m from the Information Office... you asked for my help, right?"

As soon as Mob finished speaking, the three girls stopped chatting and scrutinized him with disdainful looks, questioning, "Who are you??"

"I’ve never seen you before, a new transfer?"

"What’s the Information Office?"

"Are you here to educate us delinquent girls? Hmph?"

"So annoying!"

"You, a little runt like you, want to lecture us?!"

"Don’t be slick with us, or I’ll teach you a lesson!!!"

Mob was instantly dumbfounded. He had only said a few words, and these three girls started scolding him relentlessly, then left the rooftop in displeasure.

Mob, full of doubt, looked at the empty rooftop. The delinquent girls were gone... so where were the clients???

"Hey, hey, hey~"

Just as Mob was feeling confused, a voice suddenly came from above.

Mob was startled and quickly looked up, only to find two girls standing high up on the rooftop at some point.

"Getting tangled up with delinquent girls, how amusing."

At this moment, a line of subtitles slowly appeared at the bottom of the screen.

⟦ Clients: Meari, Chihiro ⟧

Then...

Chihiro said, "We’re the ones who asked for your help!"

The scene changed, and the three entered the stairwell. Chihiro and Meari widened their eyes, looking at Mob in front of them, and asked, "Isn’t that guy named Reigen coming?"

Mob awkwardly scratched his head and replied, "He was stopped at the main gate..."

Chihiro was speechless and blurted out, "Oh, right... You two both came dressed as girls, didn’t you?"

Mob nodded nervously like a pecking chicken, "The school wouldn’t allow it, it was a last resort..."

Chihiro nodded, showing understanding, "I see, that must have been difficult for you...."

Meari also said helplessly, "The school thinks what we’re talking about is too ridiculous and won’t listen to us at all."

Mob looked at the two curiously and pressed, "What did you tell the school?"

Meari suddenly became serious, her face full of earnestness as she explained, "Students’ personal belongings disappear for no reason! And some people hear strange sounds, like those things called psychic phenomena!"

"Some things even float in mid-air!"

"Right, right! I heard underwear was flying around in the changing room!!"

Mob’s eyes instantly turned into small dots. As a pure boy, he had never seen underwear, let alone the underwear of teenage girls.

Meari and Chihiro didn’t notice the subtle change in Mob’s expression. They continued, "So, I guess it must be some ghost causing trouble!"...

"That’s why we called the most affordable exorcism company around, and then... You just showed up."

Meari and Chihiro’s words made Mob a bit confused; he didn’t quite understand what they implied.

Chihiro laughed playfully, "You’re such a big man, yet so timid around high school girls. You’re both gentlemanly and reliable~"

Mob blushed at the sudden compliment, scratching his head and stammering, "Oh, no... It’s not really like that."

Meari was instantly stunned. He didn’t even catch such obvious sarcasm?!

She quickly waved her hands, clarifying, "I’m not complimenting you, I’m being sarcastic!!"

Then, their tones revealed uncertainty and doubt: "Are you really okay to handle this?"

"You don’t seem very reassuring, you look unreliable..."

These words were like sharp daggers, piercing Mob’s heart...

Suddenly, he looked completely dejected, his words full of self-doubt.

The two were startled by Mob’s appearance and nervously asked, "Wh-... what’s wrong...?"

"Nothing..."

Mob shook his head and timidly said, "Nothing... It’s fine... as long as I can exorcise it..."

After confirming the personnel.

Mob followed the two clients and began to wander through the school building.

Meari said, "If you feel any spiritual energy, let us know, okay?"

Mob remained his usual timid self, nodding, "Okay."

The three walked and chatted, eventually reaching a corridor not far from the tennis court. Chihiro asked, "How is it? Do you feel anything?"

Mob nodded, "Hmm, a little bit."

But his appearance truly made it hard to believe...

"Is it real or fake... this guy..." Meari said, her forehead covered in black lines.

Suddenly!...

Mob’s expression changed, instantly becoming serious. He looked around as if disaster was about to strike!

"There! It’s nearby!!"

Seeing Mob instantly turn serious, Meari and Chihiro also became nervous!

"Is it really true?!"

Chihiro quickly moved closer to Meari, wanting to huddle together for reassurance.

"Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!!! Is anyone there!!!"

Suddenly!

A scream scared the two of them half to death!!

Clang-clang-clang!!!

The girls’ restroom door was violently pushed open!

Meari and Chihiro mustered their courage and shouted loudly.

Inside a toilet stall, a girl knelt on the ground, rubbing her eyes, looking extremely frightened.

"It feels like... something... something was staring at me from above the door!!"

The two immediately looked around.

"The windows are all locked!!"

"We didn’t see anyone run out the door just now!!"

Their eyes simultaneously turned to Mob, who was standing at the restroom entrance.

Mob had a serious expression, his gaze elsewhere, and he whispered, "I’m going to look for clues about the spirit!"

With that, he took off running.

Seeing this, Chihiro and Meari didn’t dare to stay too far from Mob and quickly followed him.

Only the girl, still kneeling in the toilet stall and terrified, was left behind.

She was stunned...

There’s still someone here!!!

Why did you all run off?!!!

Don’t leave me!!!

The scene shifts...

An inconspicuous Mob walked in front, followed closely by Meari and Chihiro, arm in arm and leaning against each other.

"No discoveries so far?"

"Can we trust you?"

Facing their questions, Mob nodded slightly and softly replied, "Mm."

Finally, in the afterglow of the sunset, the group arrived at the basketball gym!

"Still haven’t found it??"

Meari asked, her face full of panic.....

"That spirit is very angry!"

Mob said, frowning.

Hearing this, Meari and Chihiro were startled!

"If we keep pursuing it, it might start causing destruction."

Upon hearing this, Meari immediately cried out nervously, "So scary! What should we do?!"

Chihiro also said with a worried expression, "But the basketball club is training inside!!"

Mob said with unusual calm, "I’ll handle it!"

As soon as he finished speaking, his whole body glowed with a white light!

Instantly, this white light engulfed the entire basketball gym!

Electricity crackled and spread in his hands!

"I’ve trapped the spirit!"

Mob said as the three pushed open the basketball gym door together.

Inside, the girls’ basketball team members were practicing enthusiastically. Just then, a girl, holding a basketball, aimed at the hoop and shot with all her might!

"Found it!"...

Mob’s tone was extremely calm!

As everyone’s gaze followed.

They saw this scene.

The basketball that was just heading towards the hoop suddenly froze in mid-air!!

Every member of the girls’ basketball team was stunned, and then fear appeared on their faces!

The basketball!!

It was suspended in mid-air!!!!

Isn’t this seeing a ghost!!!!

Instantly!

Panic surged through every girl’s heart like a tide. They screamed and fled backward!

And at the basketball hoop!

A massive figure slowly materialized before everyone’s eyes!

It was a huge and hideous evil spirit!!!!

The evil spirit held the basketball in its hand; to it, the ball was like a small candy!

Its gaze slowly shifted to Mob, who stood in front of the crowd!

"You brat, male psychic! How dare you imprison me here!!!"

The evil spirit’s face twisted horribly as it roared, "Do you want to destroy this paradise?!"

At this moment, a string of subtitles appeared beneath it!

⟦ Evil Spirit - Body Odor Fiend! ⟧ 』

『 .....』

~Dimensional livestream, Chat Room~

[ Sawamura Eriri (Saekano): "Body... body odor??" ]

[ Sawamura Eriri (Saekano): "And, what he said about paradise..." ]

[ Utaha Kasumigaoka (Saekano): "An evil spirit formed from a pervert, huh." ]

[ Hiroko Asami (Shin Ultraman): "Why do I feel a little uneasy when I see ’body odor’?" ]

[ Kaminaga Shinji (Shin Ultraman): "What’s wrong, my partner?" ]

[ Hiroko Asami (Shin Ultraman): "Don’t say it, the source of this feeling is coming from you." ]

[ Kaminaga Shinji (Shin Ultraman): "..." ]

[ Oyama Mahiro (Onimai): "Someone who likes body odor is just a pervert, right?" ]

[ March 7th (Honkai: Star Rail): "Ew, I hate perverts like that the most." ]

[ Venti (Genshin Impact): "Let the gentle breeze blow away the lingering body odor." ]

[ Paimon (Genshin Impact): "???" ]

[ ..... ]

『 The Body Odor Fiend was seething with rage. The basketball in its hand, which looked like a small candy, exploded with a single squeeze!

"I’ll crush you like this, too!!!"

This action sent the surrounding girls screaming, scrambling to get away!

But...

The Body Odor Fiend’s body was too massive!

They barely found any space to retreat!

Facing the Body Odor Fiend, Mob still looked at it calmly, as if he didn’t even register the colossal monster.

Seeing Mob’s demeanor, the Body Odor Fiend’s rage intensified even further!!

"Hehehehe!!! Die!!!"

The Body Odor Fiend went berserk!

It roared and unleashed a heavy punch!!

It slammed down fiercely towards Mob!

The target also included...

All the girls behind him!!!

This punch, carrying a fierce gust of wind, rushed straight towards Shigeo Kageyama.

Just as the fist was less than a foot away from Shigeo Kageyama!

Boom——!!!!

A loud bang exploded!!!

An invisible barrier forcibly blocked the Body Odor Fiend’s fist!

Not only that, terrifying electric currents instantly wrapped around the Body Odor Fiend’s fist!

Bang——!!!

The wind dispersed, scaring the girls behind them into screaming.

But Shigeo Kageyama’s expression remained unperturbed. He calmly watched the evil spirit in front of him. The barrier suddenly vibrated, flinging the evil spirit far away!

The Body Odor Fiend was stunned, staring blankly at its smoking arm. Its fist had vanished at some point.

A drop of cold sweat trickled down its massive and ugly forehead. 』

『 .....』