32: It really makes you install it!
"Ah? Believe... believe in Buddha?" Li Tian Ce was stunned. "No, Chu Ge, you're not going to tell me to lay down my butcher's knife and become a Buddha on the spot, are you?"
"Rookie Cannon Fodder A: I'm a demonic cultivator, why would I tell you to lay down your butcher's knife and become a Buddha on the spot?"
"Then what do you want to say?"
"Rookie Cannon Fodder A: Namo Gatling Bodhisattva, Six Pure Uranium Rounds, three thousand six hundred rotations in a breath, great compassion to save all Mortals! Namo 152 Venerable One, Divine Ability of the Exploding Shell, one covers a thousand square meters, universally saving sentient beings to the ultimate bliss..."
Hiss! I understand now!
Power beyond the world's specifications? Hehe, how can the power of technology be considered power beyond the world's specifications?
As long as time develops long enough, future generations will eventually be able to create it, and if it can be created, how can it be considered beyond the world's specifications?
"When I pull out my Namo Gatling Bodhisattva, even the will of Heaven will have to calm down with a cigarette!"
Li Tian Ce laughed wildly.
On the city wall, General Wu saw Li Tian Ce laughing so heartily, immediately drew his bow and arrow, intending to shoot him dead.
"You lowlife, how dare you mock this general!"
"Die for this general!"
The arrow was shot.
But this time, the aim was even worse.
"General..." The beauty beside him was about to speak when General Wu slapped her across the face, sending her to the ground, a bright red handprint appearing on her fair face.
"You want to mock this general too?"
General Wu snorted coldly, threw his bow to the ground, and with a flick of his sleeve, ordered the captain beside him: "Shoot arrows, all of you shoot arrows! No matter how good his luck is, can he dodge ten thousand arrows at once?"
Is there a possibility that it's not his good luck, but simply your poor archery skills? After all, he hasn't moved from where he's standing.
This was everyone's unspoken thought, but they dared not say it in front of General Wu.
The captain stood on the city wall, looking at Li Tian Ce, who seemed to be stunned, and shook his head helplessly, raising his right hand high.
"Everyone, prepare."
"Shoot!"
Hearing the captain's command, the guards all drew their bows and arrows, shooting towards Li Tian Ce below.
And at this moment.
Li Tian Ce exchanged for a weapon one step ahead of them.
Slinging the RPG onto his shoulder, locking onto the fat man on the city wall who was shooting arrows at him, Li Tian Ce pulled the trigger without hesitation.
"Whoosh—!!!"
"Boom!!!"
After the sound of the RPG shell exploding, the soldiers on the city wall were stunned, their eyes filled with fear, even forgetting to shoot arrows.
Some were even so scared they wet their pants.
The spot where General Wu had just stood was blown into a large gap, and everyone in that area was holding broken limbs, wailing on the ground.
As for General Wu at the center of the explosion, the scattered fragments on the ground were all that remained of him.
Such a situation was unheard of by the crowd, let alone seen, and they were so terrified that even standing became a problem.
Even the captain, who had seen many storms, was too shocked by this scene to speak.
This method of casually blowing up a city wall, how could it be human? It was simply a god!
First, a muffled thunder, and then General Wu was pulverized. It must be because he had committed too many evil deeds in his life and was targeted by the Thunder God.
Today was just the day to take his life!
Li Tian Ce fired one RPG and still felt a bit unsatisfied, preparing to fire another. He still had a lot of points, enough to wipe out everyone on the city wall.
But Chu Mo, who was watching his live broadcast, immediately stopped him when he saw his behavior.
"Rookie Cannon Fodder A: One shot is enough!"
"But I'm not very satisfied! I'm very angry right now!"
Seeing Li Tian Ce say this, Chu Mo was a bit speechless, but still personally micro-managed.
"Rookie Cannon Fodder A: There's no need to waste points. If you successfully cooperate with the Empress in the future, they will all be under your command. The effect has already been achieved. Go out and create a mythical identity for yourself, and you can make them kneel and kowtow. Why not?"
"That's true!" Li Tian Ce nodded in agreement, then dismounted from his horse, facing the city's defenders alone, holding a megaphone he had exchanged from the points mall, and sternly questioned the crowd.
"I am the Reincarnation of Ziwei the Great Emperor! You Mortals dared to try and shoot this Emperor, your crime deserves death!
Even in death, you shall descend to the eighteen layers of Hell, endure ten thousand years of punishment, and be relegated to the Animal Dao, never to be reborn as a Mortal!"
The sound, amplified by the megaphone, spread throughout the city wall. The guards, hearing these words, were so scared their legs turned to jelly.
They were just ordinary soldiers, merely following orders from above, and now they were to serve ten thousand years in the eighteen layers of Hell.
And forever after, they would not be reborn as Mortals, only as animals.
This terrified them to the extreme, and they all knelt and kowtowed, begging Li Tian Ce for leniency.
"Ziwei the Great Emperor above, this humble one truly acted on orders! If you wish to blame someone, blame the defending general General Wu! It was he, he gave the order, he wanted us to shoot you!"
"Ziwei the Great Emperor, spare my life! I have an eighty-year-old daughter above and an eight-year-old mother below! If I go to Hell, they will not be able to live!"
"..."
Everyone knelt on the ground, kowtowing continuously.
Cries, pleas for mercy, confessions...
Unceasing!
Li Tian Ce confidently clasped his hands behind his back and stepped forward.
"Those who do not bow before the Emperor have lost their true destiny; your names are on the Reincarnation Stele. One step, one kowtow, and half of your sins on the path to the afterlife are absolved."
"Those who recite my name day and night shall see eternal life in Reincarnation!"
The voice was grand, reaching the ears of everyone on the city wall.
Chu Mo, who was watching Li Tian Ce's live broadcast, twitched his mouth. Although Li Tian Ce's words were very imposing, his appearance holding a megaphone was truly comical.
"The Chat Group is full of braggarts. I'm truly worried about our future."
What if one day, a group member sends a message in the Chat Group: Chu Ge, save me!
Then he would be exposed!
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