112: Chapter 112 When a Goblin Meets a Female Magic Apprentice
【Day 1 of the simulation: You gather all the Goblins in this forest, announce that you are going to be the boss, and tell anyone who disagrees to step forward and challenge you.】
【A few larger Goblins disagree, and they come up together to beat you.】
【Using the immense strength of the Golden Core Realm, you kill them with a single punch each, then ascend to the throne of the Goblin boss—though this "throne" is just a large rock covered in soft branches and leaves.】
【The crowd of Goblins chatters and calls you "Boss," though a few inexplicably poke you with sticks; it's unclear if they are doing it on purpose or if they are just naturally that stupid, unable to even hold a stick properly.】
【After becoming the boss, your first priority is to have a full meal, so you send your Goblin underlings to pick mushrooms...】
"Damn stupid Goblins!"
Su Fan ate some poisonous mushrooms and had diarrhea until he was nearly exhausted.
Fortunately, he had the hunyuan bead on him, otherwise, he really would have been poisoned to death by this group of stupid Goblin underlings using poisonous mushrooms...
【After consuming the poisonous mushrooms, not only did you suffer, but you also felt no sense of satiety.】
【After finishing, you hear your stomach still growling; you are still extremely hungry.】
【And in this forest, besides poisonous mushrooms and strange trees, there is nothing edible to be found, so you decide to go to the human residential area to steal apples.】
【You take a group of Goblin underlings with you to steal apples.】
【You arrange for some Goblins to keep watch, some to steal apples, and others to provide support. You successfully steal many apples and fill an entire sack with the stolen goods.】
【Speaking of which, it is strange; the Vinnister Continent is a world of eternal night. There is never a sun, nor is there any object like a sun capable of illuminating the entire Star Domain, nor is there a moon. There are only stars, so the sky is always gray. Only when the stars light up does it feel like dawn, yet apple trees can grow here, and many humans like to plant them.】
"Come, come, distribute according to labor. Those who stole the apples get two, while those who provided support and kept watch get one each. I am the commander of the operation, so I get ten!"
As soon as Su Fan announced this, a few Goblins disagreed. They poked Su Fan with sticks and shouted, "Everyone should get the same!"
Su Fan punched them to death immediately!
"Anyone else disagree?"
The remaining Goblins expressed their complete submission.
"Are the apples good?"
Su Fan asked after seeing the group of Goblins happily munching on apples.
"Good! Good!"
The group of Goblins nodded vigorously.
Those who only ate one apple were not full, so they went to snatch apples from other Goblins. Su Fan couldn't be bothered to manage that; he was just here to play for seven days and had no interest in educating this bunch of ugly creatures.
Whoever disagreed with him, he would just kill them!
Anyway, there was no guilt in killing ugly creatures like Goblins.
"If you want to eat apples, continue following me to steal them tomorrow. By the way, you, and you, go scout the area tonight!"
Su Fan pointed at two Goblins at random and told them to go scout.
However, the two of them didn't know what "scout" meant, so Su Fan had to tell them to go find where there were more apples to steal so he could take everyone to steal them tomorrow.
The two Goblins went off to scout.
On the Vinnister Continent, the time without stars is called night, and only when the stars light up is it called day.
The two Goblins Su Fan sent out went for a whole night, but neither returned the next day; who knows where they died.
Regardless, every single Goblin was incredibly stupid...
He sighed and had to personally take a few Goblins to find apples.
After searching for two hours, he finally found an apple orchard.
When he turned back to look for the remaining Goblins, this group of Goblins had disappeared again...
Only a few remained wandering nearby, waving sticks and picking fights with those strange trees, acting like lunatics!
"Sigh, beasts are beasts after all; you can't rely on them at all!"
【You have no choice but to take the few Goblins you can still command to steal apples.】
【Fortunately, even though there weren't many accomplices, you still managed to steal a whole sack of apples. Each Goblin got 5 apples, and you took 10. This time, no Goblins had any objections.】
【On the third day, you continue to take the Goblins to steal apples.】
【However, something went wrong!】
"Ron, look quickly, there are some Goblins over there!"
Several magic apprentices followed an apprentice mage and saw a few Goblins stealing apples from afar, so they immediately surrounded them.
There were five of them in total, all wearing gray robes and holding various magic wands. Among them were four young men and one young woman. The male leader was the apprentice mage named "Ron."
Ron gripped his magic wand tightly, his face slightly dark. Facing the Goblins scattering in panic, he took a deep breath, then chanted an obscure incantation, and a faint light flickered at the tip of his wand...
"Whoosh—"
A wave of scorching flames surged out.
One of the Goblins was scorched by the heat wave, letting out a miserable shriek, struggling and twisting in the flames, and a pungent burnt smell permeated the air.
Su Fan watched Ron cast the Spell from afar and couldn't help but want to laugh. He didn't expect the mages here to have such a long casting time. If this were on the Tianxuan Continent, the Zhenwu Continent, or even Earth, they would likely be killed by a Spell before they could finish chanting.
However, although he was currently in a Goblin body, he had no intention of avenging the Goblins. As long as these low-level mages didn't provoke him, he wouldn't bother taking action.
After all, if he really encountered a high-level mage at the Archmage level, he might not last the full 7 days.
Thinking of this, he was about to leave the place.
Unexpectedly, the young female magic apprentice suddenly fixed her eyes on him: "Ron, this Goblin is trying to escape, I'll go kill it!"
"Ai Lin, be careful!"
"It's fine, I'm a qualified magic apprentice now, dealing with one Goblin is more than enough!"
After speaking, the female magic apprentice named "Ai Lin" held a magic wand and chased after Su Fan.
At this moment, she didn't seem to realize the severity of the situation.
In her eyes, the Goblin running away quickly in front of her was just a faster Goblin; as long as she caught up and cast a Spell, she could kill it instantly!
And what she didn't know was that the one she was chasing was a Golden Core Realm Cultivator!
"Stop chasing me; if you chase me again, I won't be polite to you!"
Su Fan turned back and said to Ai Lin.
However, when he said this in the Goblin language, it sounded extremely provocative.
To Ai Lin, it sounded like: "Come and chase me! Come and chase me! You useless magic apprentice!"
Ai Lin was furious and quickened her pace, following Su Fan closely.
Su Fan jumped onto a big tree, and Ai Lin held her magic wand, chanted an obscure incantation, and was about to cast a Spell on him...
Su Fan couldn't bear it any longer, jumped down, and pinned Ai Lin to the ground.
Ai Lin was shocked; she never expected this Goblin to have such good jumping ability, jumping down from such a high tree without any issues.
"You... you dirty monster!"
Ai Lin waved her hands, trying to push Su Fan off her.
Moreover, as a qualified magic apprentice, she was quite strong; she had once punched a forest wolf to death, so facing this Goblin, she didn't show panic, but instead used all her strength to try and push Su Fan off her...
But soon she realized something was wrong.
She felt that the Goblin's strength was terrifyingly immense, and she couldn't move at all.
"Ron! Ron! Come save me!!"
Ai Lin shouted, "This Goblin is strange!!"
"You... stop shouting. If you shout again, I'll really kill you!"
In a situation where Ai Lin couldn't understand the Goblin language, Su Fan's gibberish was taken as another threat.
And seeing that she couldn't understand his Goblin language, Su Fan helplessly covered her mouth.
"...Mmph, mmph, mmph..."
Ai Lin struggled desperately, and inadvertently, the apprentice robe she was wearing came loose, revealing her snow-white shoulders and the plump, white-cloth-wrapped mounds.
Looking at her face, her features were exquisite, her complexion fair, her nose bridge high, and her pair of dark blue eyes were filled with grievance...
As a Goblin, one would have reproductive urges upon seeing a member of the opposite sex, and Su Fan's body started to become somewhat uncontrollable...
And Ai Lin felt his reaction in terror; her eyes widened suddenly, and she slapped the Goblin pressing on her body with all her might...
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