205: Chapter 205 A Clumsy Communication! Su Yuan's "Heaven-Defying" Intelligence!

The Empress gripped the archaic Storage Ring in her hand tightly, her cold and peerlessly beautiful small face filled with shock.

Because what was placed inside was not eight immortal cores...

But a full three Immortal Dao Origins!

This was a supreme treasure that could only be obtained upon the fall of a Grand Unity Golden Immortal.

Needless to say for a Heavenly Immortal, even for a Golden Immortal, this was something that could only be encountered by chance and never sought by force.

One had to know that before Su Feng came to the Three Thousand Upper Realms, Grand Unity Golden Immortals, who served as top-tier combat power, were not so easily fallen.

"What on earth... is he thinking??"

The Empress bit her lip, an unprecedented determination flashing through her eyes.

She abruptly turned around, her figure flickering as she directly transformed into a bloody afterimage, chasing after Su Yuan who had left not long ago.

"Su Yuan! Stop right there!"

Hearing this, Su Yuan stopped in his tracks.

He turned his head, looking at the aggressively chasing Empress, and froze for a moment.

He truly hadn't lied to the Empress; he really didn't know what was inside that Storage Ring.

However, looking at the Empress's glowing-eyed expression right now, the things inside must have deeply moved her!

"What is it, Jiuyou? Are you shocked by my Big Brother's generosity?" Su Yuan waved his folding fan, teasing with a smile.

The Empress ignored his banter, her dark golden eyes staring fixedly at Su Yuan, her tone extremely solemn:

"I need intelligence on Su Feng. The most detailed intelligence!"

"Oh?" Su Yuan raised an eyebrow, the smile at the corner of his mouth turning playful.

"Which aspect do you want? If it involves Big Brother Feng's private data... then that's hard to say."

The Empress furrowed her brows slightly and said without hesitation, "I want all the information! I can do tasks to repay you!"

"What? Can't tell?"

Su Yuan smiled and shook his head, putting away his folding fan. "It's not that I can't tell. Given our friendship over the past few years, I will certainly tell you everything I know without holding anything back!"

The Empress nodded in satisfaction.

Although this person Su Yuan looked unserious and lacked a proper demeanor, his talent and channels in gathering intelligence were indeed the top-tier among the people she had ever seen.

"First question."

The Empress pondered for a moment and asked a question she cared about and was most confused about right now:

"Su Feng... just how big is he?"

In the Empress's view, although Su Feng looked like a youth in his early twenties, cultivators had ways to maintain their youth.

Relying on his unfathomable Grand Unity Golden Immortal cultivation, he should at least be an old monster who had lived for tens of thousands, or even hundreds of thousands of years!

Although she possessed a wisp of a Great Emperor's remnant soul, Su Feng seemed to possess a mysterious power that shielded heavenly secrets, and her Qi Observation Technique was completely unable to calculate Su Feng's true bone age.

After experiencing the incident of the demon cave instantly killing a Golden Immortal, the Empress was even less certain of Su Feng's true age.

"How big?"

Hearing this, Su Yuan was suddenly stunned.

He looked up and down at the Empress before him with an extremely bizarre gaze, even carrying a few parts of shock and admiration.

This question... is it that "how big" he was thinking?

"Good grief... I couldn't tell at all!" Su Yuan was frantically sucking in cold air in his heart.

"This little girl looks arrogant and cold on the outside, with an ascetic demeanor, but who would have thought her inner self is actually so thirsty and fiery? Without asking about cultivation or background right off the bat, she directly opens her mouth to ask for my Big Brother's size? Is she really preparing to become a cultivation vessel for Big Brother!"

Su Yuan touched his chin, falling into deep thought.

As the number one intelligence boss of the Su Family, he felt he had the obligation and responsibility to properly elevate his Big Brother's glorious image!

In the end, Su Yuan took a deep breath, with an extremely solemn expression, stretched out the index fingers of both hands, and gestured a distance of about twenty centimeters in front of the Empress.

"Probably... about this big." Su Yuan said in a tone that was extremely resolute and filled with pride.

The Empress didn't react for a moment.

She slightly knitted her delicate eyebrows, looking quizzically at the gesture size Su Yuan was making, her mind full of question marks.

"What are you gesturing at?" The Empress instinctively stretched out her fair and tender small hand, following along to gesture that length.

"Su Feng... is only this big? Is this a person's body size?"

"Ahem, ahem..."

Su Yuan added very brazenly and extremely proudly, "This was still back when my brother was sixteen years old..."

"As for just how big he is now... then I really don't know. You'll just have to wait until the bridal chamber to measure my brother yourself."

The bridal chamber?

At this, even if the Empress dedicated her life to pursuing the Dao in her past life and was however unversed in matters between men and women, she finally completely reacted!

"Swish—!"

The Empress's originally cold and arrogant pretty face instantly flushed from the base of her neck to the tips of her ears, almost dripping blood!

"Su! Yuan!!!"

"Go and die for me—!!!"

The Empress completely went berserk!

Boom! The terrifying Aura of the Early Stage Heavenly Immortal Realm violently erupted like a volcano in the Su Family's backyard!

The passing Su Family disciples only felt a gust of fierce wind sweep past, and then they heard Su Yuan's painful, pig-slaughtering wails coming from the courtyard.

"Ouch! Big Sister! Don't... don't hit me!!!"

"You're the one who asked me how big he is, right?! Didn't I honestly tell you? When it comes to intelligence, we are professionals, fair to both old and young!!!"

" ( ｷ ｀ ﾟ Д ﾟ ´ ) ! ! Aiyou, holy crap! Don't kick there!!! Yamete!!"

...

One hour later.

Beaten black and blue, Su Yuan was hung upside down on a giant Innate Bodhi tree by a rope condensed from Spiritual Qi.

The Empress had snapped off an extremely tough Bodhi branch from somewhere.

"Slap~~!"

The Empress's face was covered in frost, and her small hand swung fiercely, the branch whipping out a sonic boom in the air.

The seemingly fragile branch remained completely intact, yet it frightened Su Yuan, who was hanging on the tree, into shivering fiercely.

"I ask now! You answer! If you dare to utter another word of nonsense or foul language, this Empress will purge the sect for Su Feng today!"

On the Empress's fair and tender pretty face, that haughty and inviolable expression recovered, but a trace of red at the roots of her ears still betrayed her extreme shame from just now.

"Wuwu... Okay..."

Su Yuan nodded repeatedly with slurred speech, instantly turning obedient.

He really hadn't expected that after not paying much attention for a mere year, this little girl who did odd jobs every day had actually broken through to the Heavenly Immortal Realm!

Thinking about how over the past year, by frantically taking pills, he had broken through five realms in a row, and originally felt that if word got out, it could make the trending hot searches of the Three Thousand Upper Realms.

Compared to this Empress...

"Forget it, sometimes people must learn to let themselves off the hook." Su Yuan wept silently in his heart.

"First question, what on earth is Su Feng's true bone age?!" The Empress forcefully suppressed her anger and asked once more.

"38!" Su Yuan answered honestly and extremely quickly.

"Slap~~~~!"

A crisp, explosive sound rang out, and the branch accurately and flawlessly whipped across Su Yuan's buttocks, emitting a wisp of blue smoke.

" ( ｷ ｀ ﾟ Д ﾟ ´ ) ! ! Ow! Pain, pain, pain!!! Fai! Fai!!" Su Yuan writhed crazily in mid-air from the pain, letting out pig-slaughtering screams.

"How dare you curse!"

Having undergone Rebirth to become a human, and having mixed in the bottom rungs of the Qianji Realm for another year, the Empress naturally knew the meaning of those words.

"When did I ever curse you?!! Heaven and earth are my witness!" Su Yuan felt aggrieved to the extreme in his heart, his tears almost falling.

"My brother is really only thirty-eight years old!! Counting every single day, thirty-eight!!"

"Slap~~~~!"

Another explosive sound.

"Utter nonsense! A Grand Unity Golden Immortal with Seven Origins at thirty-eight years old?! Do you take this Empress for a three-year-old child?! I don't believe it!!!" The Empress brandished the branch again in exasperation.

This time, Su Yuan did not wail in pain anymore.

Hanging on the tree, battered and bruised, he simply gazed at the sky with lifeless eyes.

Life, sometimes, was quite meaningless.

He suddenly thought of his running under the setting sun; that was his lost youth...

Looking at Su Yuan's expression of utter despair and completely giving up on life, the Empress also felt that she might have indeed mixed a little personal grievance into it just now.

She coughed awkwardly twice and waved her hand, lowering Su Yuan from the tree.

"Su Feng... is he really, only thirty-eight years old??" The Empress stared dead into Su Yuan's eyes, trying to find a trace of a lie within them.

Su Yuan lay on the ground like a dead fish, gave the Empress a lifeless sideways glance, and then continued to gaze up at the Bodhi tree leaves in the sky at a forty-five-degree angle, keeping mum.

"Slap~~~!"

This time, the branch did not whip Su Yuan's body, but instead fiercely blasted apart a huge boulder beside him.

"Don't force me to beg you!"

The Empress's small face was tight, her tone revealing a final stubborness.

Su Yuan sighed helplessly, struggled to sit up, rubbed his buttocks, and said:

"Big Sister, in our intelligence profession, the most important thing is authenticity. From beginning to end, every word I said was the absolute truth; it's just that your own pitiful cognition limited your imagination, so you simply wouldn't believe it."

Hearing this, the Empress thought of how when the two first met in the Lower Realm, she had likewise disbelieved Su Yuan in this manner, and her tense pretty face immediately relaxed by half.

"Fine! Since you are so resolute, I shall trust you once!"

The Empress took a deep breath, brought a small stool to sit in front of Su Yuan, and put on an attitude of listening respectfully.

"Then let's start from when he reached adulthood. This Empress wants to hear just what kind of freak a thirty-eight-year-old Grand Unity Golden Immortal is!"

Su Yuan's gaze gradually turned from hollow to spirited.

Telling stories was the strong suit of an intelligence boss like him!

He had just prepared to clear his throat and vividly describe his Big Brother's glorious romance back then, being dashing and debonair, passing through myriad flowers without a single leaf touching his body.

Seeing this, the Empress seemed to have anticipated his anticipation, her small face flushing red as she immediately added through gritted teeth:

"I'm warning you! Only talk about Cultivation and combat achievements! Absolutely do not mention his body... any part of it!!"

Su Yuan's newly brightened gaze instantly dimmed a few more shades.

If he couldn't mention the body, then Big Brother's thirty-eight years of life had lost at least ninety percent of its fun and essence!

"Fine..."

Su Yuan curled his lips, looking thoroughly unenthusiastic, and spoke like a hollow repeater with no emotions:

"Fine... then I'll start from when my brother was dumped by his fiancée..."