Who taught you to play games like this? ! ! (Hong Wen Zhixiu)
Chapter 138: Who Taught You to Play Like That?! (Red-Hot Jisu)
"Hey, Yuqi, how does this character dance?"
Lee Se-hyun, who was fighting hard in the bot lane, had a black line on his forehead. This naive girl didn't know she was being mocked.
Is this the time to be concerned about that?
"Axi!"
Song Yuqi angrily said, "That mid laner on the opposing team isn't human!"
"Dancing to mock us, showing off their dog tag, right?"
"They have no esportsmanship whatsoever!"
"Miyeon Unnie, bait her a bit. Next time, I'll gank and kill that Ahri!"
This was already humiliation!
The game can be lost, but the one showing off their dog tag must die!
Must strike hard!
Soon after, the news of a double kill came from the mid lane.
Kim Ji-soo giggled. These people were too weak, weren't they?
Especially Cho Mi-yeon, she was practically an Iron player.
And that jungler, dared to gank her? Purely coming to feed!
Kim Ji-soo's Ahri had already racked up 9 kills, developing very rapidly, with two major items completed.
If nothing unexpected happened, she would definitely be the MVP of this game!
"Mid lane, play safe under the tower. Jungler, don't feed."
"Wait for me to scale, we can win this game."
Lee Se-hyun finally couldn't help but speak. If they kept feeding, even the Buddha wouldn't be able to save them.
Who could defeat a stat monster?
A Nasus with thousands of Q stacks could send you to heaven with one Q skill.
Cho Mi-yeon nodded obediently and replied, "Understood! Senior Li!"
So, Cho Mi-yeon didn't even bother to farm minion waves, playing safe under the tower, which left Kim Ji-soo utterly speechless.
Song Yuqi was also in a bad mood; her jungle had been completely invaded by Dae Hwa-saeng.
Dae Hwa-saeng's Jarvan IV was level nine, while Song Yuqi's Lee Sin had just reached level six and learned his ultimate.
"Ah shi ba, top lane, are you a mole sent by the enemy team?"
"Help me keep an eye on the top jungle! Don't feed anymore, you freaking idiot!"
"You play badly yourself and blame others?"
"Heh."
Song Yuqi and Evan Mock immediately started arguing.
With strong enemies like wolves and tigers outside, and naive, trolling teammates inside, how could they even play?
At this moment, in the blue team's voice chat.
Dae Hwa-saeng: "This draven is scaling a bit too hard. I don't think I can kill him alone. We need more people."
Kim Ji-soo: "I'll finish clearing this mid lane wave and head down immediately."
Park Chaeyoung: "My teleport is ready."
A conspiracy targeting Lee Se-hyun thus began.
At this time, Da Fei, who was constantly observing the mini-map, suddenly noticed something amiss.
The enemy mid laner disappeared.
Then the enemy bot lane also seemed a bit off.
"Something's wrong! It's an ambush!"
Da Fei, with his professional player's awareness, judged that the enemy was very likely coming to gank bot lane.
Was it Dae Hwa-saeng? Or was the mid lane Ahri also coming along?
Lee Se-hyun smiled faintly, calm and composed, as if everything was under his control.
"We both came from a stone, so why am I not a monkey?"
Kwon Ji-bong used his ultimate, a sudden dash towards Lee Se-hyun.
Lee Se-hyun, as if he was hacking, dodged it with a flash, just 0.1 seconds before being hit.
Kwon Ji-bong: "???"
"Sibal? He dodged that too?"
An Jeong-gu: "???"
"You sibal, you missed your ultimate again? Play..." Before An Jeong-gu could scold Kwon Ji-bong.
Lee Se-hyun executed a smooth series of auto-attacks and quickly took down An Jeong-gu.
"siba old ma!!!"
An Jeong-gu died again, without even touching Lee Se-hyun or dealing any damage.
Kwon Ji-bong looked around. It was too late to run now, so he tried to entangle Lee Se-hyun.
Waiting for Dae Hwa-saeng and the others to join in.
Unfortunately, Lee Se-hyun kited him relentlessly, not even letting him touch a hair.
Dae Hwa-saeng, ambushed in the bush, cursed under his breath. What kind of trash bot lane teammates were these?
But he still charged forward. The arrow was on the string, and it had to be fired, especially since there was another teammate behind him.
The overfed Ahri, with three items completed.
He didn't believe they couldn't kill this Lee Se-hyun.
Dae Hwa-saeng executed a smooth combo, flash-EQ to knock up, directly intending to send Lee Se-hyun flying.
"Bang!"
"Tie up those annoying rascals~"
Lee Se-hyun cheered in his heart, good job, Da Fei!
As expected of The Great Demon King, this extreme play was truly amazing.
Da Fei laughed, "Dae Hwa-saeng, I've been waiting for you here."
Lee Se-hyun kited Dae Hwa-saeng frantically.
Dae Hwa-saeng lost his mobility skills, and the only outcome was being picked off by Lee Se-hyun.
A final announcement sounded.
Dae Hwa-saeng fell to the ground.
Kwon Ji-bong was utterly bewildered. Even Da Fei was down? What should he do?
Should he continue fighting or run away?
Kim Ji-soo: "Malphite, go!"
Park Chaeyoung had already teleported down, and Kim Ji-soo had flanked, forming a triangular encirclement.
Da Fei thought, "Not good! Top lane teleported down, and mid lane is here too."
A 9:0 Ahri.
A 4:0 Kayle.
Lee Se-hyun's health bar was only two-thirds full, a very dangerous execute threshold, and he could easily be killed by one combo.
Da Fei was a bit worried. Was this game still in doubt?
Park Chaeyoung used her ultimate, Divine Blessing, granting invulnerability to all for three seconds.
Kim Ji-soo unleashed a smooth combo, targeting Lee Se-hyun.
Fortunately, Lee Se-hyun's evasive movements were superb, dodging several skills in a row, thus avoiding being instantly killed.
"Watch closely, learn well ~"
draven uttered a line.
Lee Se-hyun kited towards the river, then turned around to fight back, chasing and attacking Park Chaeyoung.
Da Fei landed a soul-binding hook, grabbing Park Chaeyoung's head, and Lee Se-hyun quickly chopped her down.
Another ultimate announcement sounded.
Park Chaeyoung stared at the black and white screen, somewhat dazed. Was this draven really that violent?
"Triple Kill!"
Triple kill achieved!
Lee Se-hyun's health bar was already at one-third. There was nothing he could do; Kayle was hitting him with auto-attacks.
There was no way to dodge with movement.
But the good thing was that Kayle had already been killed.
Kim Ji-soo's eyes were bloodshot, having gone berserk: "Kill!!!"
Only one thought in her mind!
To kill Lee Se-hyun at all costs!
Which caused the Malphite behind her to be unable to keep up.
Kim Ji-soo flashed and unleashed a Soul Charm.
Da Fei, standing nearby, didn't have time to block the skill for Lee Se-hyun, and inwardly cursed, "It's over!"
Lee Se-hyun's concentration was extremely high. He gripped his mouse and performed the famous Z-shake!
With extreme movement, he dodged the charm.
Kim Ji-soo: "???"
"You're using a script, aren't you, bro?"
"Is this something a human can do?"
Realizing Lee Se-hyun's script-like movement and positioning.
Kim Ji-soo simply decided to use her skills at point-blank range. She didn't believe she couldn't hit him this way!!!
Lee Se-hyun wanted to escape but realized it was too late. Ahri had many mobility skills, so he couldn't escape at all.
He simply retaliated with an axe to Kim Ji-soo's head, instantly taking away half of her health.
This explosive damage directly startled Kim Ji-soo.
Kim Ji-soo quickly used a point-blank Q.
It hit!
But... why didn't he die???
And Lee Se-hyun was still healing???
What was going on?
"A beautiful duet~"
Sona's voice line sounded.
Cho Mi-yeon flashed next to Lee Se-hyun and then used her ultimate to heal him frantically.
Lee Se-hyun not only didn't die but also recovered half of his health bar.
Lee Se-hyun was ecstatic, wanting to shout, "Cho Mi-yeon, you're awesome! Saranghaeyo Mi-yeon!!!!"
Penta Kill!!!!
Lee Se-hyun's flying axe directly split Kim Ji-soo's head in two!
"I will lead you into the afterlife~"
Kim Ji-soo fell before Lee Se-hyun.
Penta kill achieved!
Game over, fountain farming time!!!!
Lee Se-hyun went back to base and completed his three-item build, then praised Cho Mi-yeon in voice chat.
"Cho Mi-yeon, you are my... goddess!"
Cho Mi-yeon's cheeks flushed slightly, being praised for the first time playing League of Legends.
Song Yuqi said, "Miyeon Unnie, you were really so cool just now!!!"
"And Shixian Oppa, you are my... god!!!!"
Well, he didn't manage to slay the gods, but he himself became the new god in everyone's hearts.
Evan Mock's expression was a bit grim. How did draven manage to get so strong???
He had used all his tricks, even specifically bringing Teleport to feed, dying a total of ten times!
With so much acting, Chaeyoung and the others still couldn't win? Impossible, right?
"Meet at the fountain!"
Lee Se-hyun called out to everyone.
Meet at the fountain? What does that mean?
Although everyone was confused, it was Lee Se-hyun's show now. A 7:0 draven was already godlike.
Lee Se-hyun was the hope of the whole team.
Da Fei hesitated for a moment, his words on the tip of his tongue, but ultimately didn't speak to stop him.
Lee Se-hyun wanted to fountain farm?
This was a bit too reckless.
If it were a normal marksman, Da Fei would definitely stop him.
But Lee Se-hyun had just proven himself with his skill.
He believed Lee Se-hyun wouldn't act carelessly.
At this moment, the live stream viewers, seeing Lee Se-hyun's amazing penta kill replay, were completely silent.
"666666666666666..."
"Alas, I'm uncultured, so I'll just say 'awesome!' 'awesome!'"
The entire live stream was shocked by Lee Se-hyun's plays.
Hundreds of thousands of 'awesome!' comments had flooded the chat.
Kim Ji-soo glanced at the mini-map, wondering, "Where did the bot lane go?"
"Double Kill!"
Lee Se-hyun directly blocked the fountain and got a double kill on An Jeong-gu and his partner.
Kim Ji-soo was shocked: "Axi?? They're outside our fountain?"
"What are they trying to do?"
"Fountain farming???"
Park Chaeyoung's heart pounded: "Is this draven really that violent?"
Dae Hwa-saeng was a bit angry: "Fountain farming?"
In his professional career, he had never been fountain farmed before. It was truly humiliating!
Lee Se-hyun killed a person, then showed his dog tag, mocking them to the fullest.
Kim Ji-soo pressed B to recall, and the moment she returned to the fountain, thresh hooked her out.
Lee Se-hyun casually landed a devastating axe, killing Kim Ji-soo.
Kim Ji-soo: "???"
She kept pinging question marks on the mini-map.
No? One hit and she's gone?
That huge health bar, just like that, gone?
Health bar disappearance trick!
Killing Spree!
Rampage!
Kim Ji-soo and her five teammates were trapped in the fountain, unable to get out, dying as soon as they revived.
Lee Se-hyun only ended the game after killing over forty people.
Kim Ji-soo's mentality completely collapsed.
From her original 9:0, she ended with a negative score of 9:10.
It was a good thing Evan Mock had already destroyed the towers, which finally ended this torment.
"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah... Sibal!!!!!"
Kim Ji-soo furiously slammed her headphones onto the table.
It was the first time she had ever felt so humiliated playing League of Legends.
She was red-hot with anger!
Kim Ji-soo stood up directly, walked angrily in front of Lee Se-hyun, and pointed her index finger at him: "You..."
"Who taught you to play like this?!!!"
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