294: Chapter 294
Hua Rui hurriedly took out an enhanced aphrodisiac. The dosage was more than ten times the previous one; as long as one touched it, they would be unable to stop themselves.
Gongzi Jianchen gently dripped the colorless and odorless liquid onto the rim of Bai Su's wine glass. He rubbed his palms together excitedly, his Face full of lewdness.
Little White Snake Fairy, once you come back later, you will be mine.
Since you had the guts to come to the Immortal Realm, then stay here and don't leave.
Afterward, he forcefully stuck his finger down his throat and ran outside to vomit the wine he had drunk earlier; he could not let it interfere with what was to come.
Hua Rui had a flirtatious look on her Face and had already secretly prepared sexy lingerie. She was just waiting for Xiao Bai and Bai Su to return so that after a few glasses of wine and the drug taking effect, the next step would be an all-out brawl mode.
Bai Su, who was always gentle, considerate, and had an extremely good temper, complained a little.
You really are something. You're not even close to them, is it necessary to drink so desperately?
At this moment, they had arrived outside the latrine. Seeing Xiao Bai walking unsteadily, Bai Su was very worried.
She insisted on supporting Xiao Bai inside, afraid that he would fall into the latrine.
There was no time to care about so much now; they were an old married couple and had done it so many times, having seen everything.
Bai Su asked, "Can you do it yourself, or do you need me to help you?"
Xiao Bai waved his hand, forming a barrier around his body to block out the pungent stench.
Shh, walls have ears!
I'm not drunk. These two guys want to mess with us, so let's play along with them.
Whoosh! Whoosh!
Xiao Bai expelled all the wine he had drunk through his little finger. He had been pretending to be drunk the whole time and had secretly stored the wine.
Bai Su was between laughter and tears and lightly punched Xiao Bai's shoulder with her small fist.
You're so bad, you almost fooled me too. That Gongzi Jianchen kept staring at me; if you had gotten drunk, I definitely wouldn't have escaped his clutches.
Xiao Bai had a wicked smile on his Face, "This kid wants to be a Cao Thief, so let's let him go crazy."
I'm going into the Lotus Platform Secret Realm to find the Little Fairy Doctor; she must have a good remedy.
Mm, go ahead! I'll wait for you here.
Xiao Bai entered the Lotus Platform Secret Realm invisibly and used a Clone to vomit continuously, while also having Bai Su cooperate by patting his back.
There were several eyes watching outside the latrine. If one is going to act, one must do it thoroughly. Although the sound was blocked, the visuals still had to be seen by others, otherwise they would become suspicious.
The two monitors went back to report this situation to Hua Rui. They were completely reassured and just waited for Xiao Bai to finish vomiting and return.
Hua Rui was somewhat impatient. According to the intelligence she had gathered, she learned that there were two Xiao Bais, which made her extremely excited.
She said that she had to see this macho man no matter what, and she didn't know who had leaked this news.
And Gongzi Jianchen had always coveted Bai Su's body; it could be said to be love at first sight.
Bai Su had a temperament that made people feel warm and kind, and her white clothes set off her purity and nobility.
Soon, Xiao Bai came out and had Bai Su take the antidote provided by the Little Fairy Doctor in advance, just in case.
In addition, he also got a more miraculous aphrodisiac, whose potency was more than ten times that of "I Love a Stick of Firewood".
Xiao Bai named it "Lust is the Head of All Evils".
Su Su, what are you doing? Trying to take a peek while I'm away?
After Xiao Bai returned to his position, he shook himself a few times, and Bai Su immediately turned away to avoid looking.
It has nothing to do with me. You were the one who took it out first. Seeing it was stuck, I just helped out.
Xiao Bai was in high spirits and pulled Bai Su into his arms.
You've become bad. Do you want it now?
Bai Su hurriedly broke free, "Don't mess around, business is important!"
Just kidding. Let's go back now, don't let these two sluts wait anxiously.
Xiao Bai possessed a Physique that was immune to all poisons, but he wasn't sure if he could block the intense aphrodisiac. To be safe, he also took the Little Fairy Doctor's antidote in advance.
It could guarantee immunity to various aphrodisiacs for two hours.
Xiao Bai continued to pretend to be drunk and staggered back to the room, needing Bai Su to support him from the side.
He exuded a strong smell of alcohol; if one is going to act, one must do it thoroughly and not let the ruse be exposed.
Seeing Xiao Bai in this dead-drunk state, Gongzi Jianchen was happier than if he had eaten bee poop. As long as he took care of him, Bai Su would naturally have nowhere to run.
Bang!
Xiao Bai kicked the door open and entered, his actions quite rude.
You two are still here? I thought you had gone back to rest.
My stomach didn't cooperate earlier and I had diarrhea; it was really embarrassing.
Gongzi Jianchen smiled indifferently, "One can understand human emergencies. Since Alliance Leader Xiao hadn't returned, how could I dare to leave so easily?"
A toast to Alliance Leader Xiao for uniting the various races of the Lower Realm and completely eradicating the running dogs of Ji Dakun. This ability is truly admirable.
Afterward, Gongzi Jianchen blew a round of rainbow farts, all of which were words of praise for Xiao Bai.
As long as he dealt with him, the following matters would be much smoother.
Xiao Bai took the wine glass handed over by Hua Rui and drank it down in one gulp, "Good wine! It's a pity the cup is too small; it's not satisfying at all."
Seeing this, Gongzi Jianchen respectfully handed the wine he had prepared in advance to Bai Su.
Little White Snake Fairy, please have a drink.
Bai Su continued to push and shove like before and hurriedly refused, "I'm sorry, I really don't drink at all. I'll get drunk after one sip."
Hua Rui twisted her water-snake waist, flirting in front of Xiao Bai, her voice so coquettish it made one want to pee.
Alliance Leader Xiao, there are only the four of us here. If we get drunk, we can lie down and rest anytime. She just won't give Face.
Xiao Bai patted his chest, "No problem, leave it to me."
He changed his previous attitude and sternly scolded Bai Su, "Drink the wine! Don't act all high and mighty when we're out having fun. Aren't I here? What is there to worry about?"
Although she was prepared beforehand, Xiao Bai's sudden change in attitude startled Bai Su.
I'm giving an order, you must drink it. If you don't listen, wait until we get back and see how I deal with you.
Xiao Bai's language was extremely rude, just like a drunkard throwing a tantrum.
Hua Rui and Gongzi Jianchen exchanged glances, revealing evil, lewd smiles, and stared fixedly at Bai Su, watching her drink the wine.
It smelled of strong alcohol, but the sensation on Bai Su's tongue was like plain water; it didn't burn her throat at all.
She knew that the Little Fairy Doctor's medicine had taken effect, but she still had to pretend that she couldn't drink, hurriedly coughing a few times and fanning the air with her palm.
Ah, so spicy! What kind of wine is this? It's really hard to drink.
Gongzi Jianchen was all solicitous and hurriedly brought over a cup of tea.
Little White Snake Fairy is straightforward. Drink a cup of tea to soothe it. You'll be a bit unaccustomed to drinking at first, but you'll get used to it slowly.
Xiao Bai picked up the exquisite wine pot, opened the lid directly, and grabbed four large bowls.
Drinking with these kinds of bowls is the only way to have fun.
Come, cheers! Let's not go back until we're drunk tonight.
Gulp! Gulp!
Xiao Bai finished a large bowl first; with the medicinal effect assisting, it was just like drinking water.
Hua Rui glanced at Gongzi Jianchen, and the two of them generously picked up their wine and drank it down.
She had just seen with her own eyes that Xiao Bai and Bai Su drank the wine they had carefully prepared; it would take at most another hour for it to take effect.
Xiao Bai strictly controlled the time, quickly finished two bowls of wine, and pretended to be drunk, letting Bai Su support him to the room next door to sleep.
Apologies to you both, we have to excuse ourselves for a moment. I've really had a bit too much to drink today.
We'll go to the room next door to rest first, you two can go one-on-one.
Hua Rui hurriedly stepped forward to support him, "I'll take Alliance Leader Xiao to rest."
Xiao Bai directly shook her off, "My wife is here, no need for you to worry."
After arriving in the room next door, Xiao Bai immediately closed the door and used magic power to isolate the sound.
Su Su, you've been tired all day too, go to bed and rest first! There's a good show to watch next.
Xiao Bai was always full of tricks and didn't play by the rules. Bai Su couldn't figure out what he was up to, so she didn't continue to ask and obediently lay on the bed to rest.
To be safe, you should go to the lotus platform to rest.
Mm...
Xiao Bai blew gently at Bai Su, sending her into the lotus platform. He himself waited slowly in the room; at most, in another ten minutes, there would be movement from the room next door.
The aphrodisiac the Little Fairy Doctor had given him earlier had already been secretly added to the wine pot.
He and Bai Su had taken the antidote in advance, so they wouldn't have any abnormalities, while Hua Rui and Gongzi Jianchen were probably going to suffer.
Gongzi Jianchen was already restless, unable to suppress the excitement in his heart, and really wanted to go to the room next door to spy on the situation.
He pressed his ear against the wall to listen for sounds, wanting to understand the situation as soon as possible, but he couldn't hear a single sound.
Sect Leader Hua, is your medicine reliable? Why is there still no movement?
Sect Leader Hua, Hua...
Seeing that Hua Rui didn't respond, Gongzi Jianchen turned back to check, only to see that Hua Rui had already changed into a set of sexy lingerie.
Her Face was flushed red like a monkey's butt, and she kept sticking out her tongue, looking extremely lewd.
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