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3: Chapter Crazy Patch System, drive a villain crazy and get rich rewards
Seeing Jiang Xiaobai's expression, which seemed a bit excited, Xiao Man felt a little confused.
"Jiang Xiaobai, he's going to eat you! Are you so excited because you've been scared silly?"
"Xiao Man, don't talk nonsense. How could I eat Xiaobai?" Steward Fu's expression when looking at Jiang Xiaobai was extremely fervent; he wished he could swallow Jiang Xiaobai whole immediately, which made his explanation sound very pale and weak.
Jiang Xiaobai's eyes narrowed slightly, and he looked at Xiao Man, saying:
"You won't eat me?"
"Why would I eat you? I'm Human, just like you."
"Go, go, go! No more nonsense!" Steward Fu kept pulling Jiang Xiaobai towards the inside of Qingyun Sect.
Seeing this, Xiao Man shook her head helplessly and could only follow Jiang Xiaobai's footsteps.
As Jiang Xiaobai walked, he carefully surveyed the entire Qingyun Sect. It was incredibly vast, but everywhere lay ruins, which clearly didn't resemble an ancient Sect that had existed for a hundred thousand years.
"Where are you taking me?"
"Hehe, don't worry, we'll be there soon." Steward Fu kept a tight grip on Jiang Xiaobai's hand, not daring to relax for a moment.
"It's almost the end of the year. I thought I wouldn't get to eat this year. It's all thanks to you, Jiang Xiaobai, otherwise, I'd probably have to wait until next year to eat."
As Jiang Xiaobai walked, he observed Steward Fu. This fellow looked very old, but he was very strong, as if he possessed a powerful strength that could erupt at any moment.
"Xiao Man is at the Great Emperor Realm Peak. That's a Peak expert of the Tianxuan World. So Steward Fu must also be very strong?"
Thinking of this, Jiang Xiaobai immediately asked the System:
"System, is the Ten Thousand Laws Immunity Body strong?"
"Ding, Host, the Ten Thousand Laws Immunity Body can ignore all Law attacks and damage. Law is the supreme power."
Upon hearing this, Jiang Xiaobai's mouth immediately curved upwards:
"System, grant me the Ten Thousand Laws Immunity Body."
"Ding, Host, the Ten Thousand Laws Immunity Body has been issued."
Buzz!
In an instant, a mysterious and powerful force appeared within Jiang Xiaobai's body.
This power was terrifying, so much so that even Xiao Man and Steward Fu didn't sense it.
"That's not right, System. Why do I feel no difference? I'm no different from before!"
"Ding, Host, the Ten Thousand Laws Immunity Body will only manifest its effect when the Host is attacked by other Law powers. Under normal circumstances, the Host is no different from an ordinary person."
Jiang Xiaobai was stunned. If that was the case, what should he do next? Steward Fu was determined to eat him, and Xiao Man probably wouldn't help him either.
Thinking of this, Jiang Xiaobai anxiously asked again:
"System, is the Devouring Divine Power powerful?"
"Ding, Host, you can use Devouring Divine Power to devour any enemy's Innate Divine Ability and Spiritual Root to rapidly enhance your own Innate Divine Ability and Spiritual Root. And there's no upper limit."
After hearing this, Jiang Xiaobai was very excited, but it still couldn't solve the crisis he was currently facing.
"This Devouring Divine Power can't immediately help me resolve the current crisis."
Jiang Xiaobai's eyes narrowed slightly, and he looked at Xiao Man:
"Miss Xiao Man, I miss my parents. Can you send me home?"
Xiao Man, who was originally following behind Jiang Xiaobai and Steward Fu, was startled upon hearing Jiang Xiaobai's words. She merely shook her head and did not answer Jiang Xiaobai.
"Hehe, Jiang Xiaobai, there's no need to play any tricks. Xiao Man can't defeat me. If it weren't for that Old Thing not letting me touch Xiao Man, I would have eaten her long ago."
Jiang Xiaobai's eyes trembled, and his breathing became rapid again. He immediately asked the System again:
"System, can one hundred million True Qi points allow me to raise my strength enough to defeat this guy?"
"Ding, Host, no!"
"Ding, Host, this person in front of you is transformed from an ancient Yao Beast, the Tao Tie. It is extremely gluttonous and can eat anything."
"Even if the Host uses one hundred million True Qi points to improve cultivation now, it will not be able to defeat it."
"The System suggests that the Host use cunning!"
Cunning? Jiang Xiaobai's eyes narrowed upon hearing this, and he immediately scrutinized Steward Fu.
"How to be cunning?"
"Hehe, we're here. Guo Guo, come out and get to work!"
Soon, Jiang Xiaobai was led by Steward Fu into a small courtyard.
Whoosh! As soon as the few of them entered the courtyard, a figure appeared at extreme speed. In just an instant, this figure appeared before Xiao Man:
"Xiao Man, the weather is beautiful today, but it's not as beautiful as Xiao Man's appearance."
"Xiao Man, can I see what kind of underwear you're wearing today?"
A one-meter-tall white turtle, with a round head and round eyes, blinked its large eyes and looked at Xiao Man with deep affection.
Bang!
Boom!
"Scram!"
Jiang Xiaobai watched this scene with a bewildered expression. Before he could even react, the white turtle was slapped several miles away by Xiao Man.
"Xiao Man, why did you hit Guo Guo away? He just wanted to see what kind of underwear you're wearing today. It's no big deal."
"You hit Guo Guo away, so you light the fire and steam Jiang Xiaobai. Remember, wash him clean first before steaming. I've developed a bit of a潔癖 over the years."
After Steward Fu finished speaking, he immediately let go of Jiang Xiaobai.
"What does it have to do with me? It's not like I'm eating Jiang Xiaobai."
Whoosh!
As soon as Xiao Man finished speaking, Guo Guo's figure surprisingly reappeared before the group, saying lewdly:
"Oh, Steward Fu, please don't be angry. This isn't Xiao Man's fault. There's a Human saying: 'Hitting is affection, scolding is love.' Xiao Man loves me."
Jiang Xiaobai stood to the side, his mouth twitching incessantly. He had seen turtles before, but this was the first time he had seen such a lewd and lustful white turtle.
"Oh, oh, oh, this young brother, did you just join our Qingyun Sect? You're really handsome."
Guo Guo's attention shifted to Jiang Xiaobai, and it kept circling him.
"He's quite handsome, but he's just a big fool. Of all places to go, he just had to join our Qingyun Sect."
"Alright, Guo Guo, quickly wash the pot and light the fire. After a year, tonight I can finally have a feast." Steward Fu said, continuously looking at Jiang Xiaobai, occasionally licking his loose lips.
"Alright, Steward Fu, just leave it to Guo Guo."
"Young man, will you wash yourself? Or will Guo Guo help you wash?"
Jiang Xiaobai's eyes trembled as he looked at the three fellows in front of him. To buy time, he asked:
"Why are there only three of you in Qingyun Sect? Where are the others?"
"Don't worry about the others. They are rarely in the Sect. You won't have the life to see them. Hurry up and wash up, so Guo Guo can help Steward Fu steam you."
Just then, Xiao Man walked up to Jiang Xiaobai and said:
"Let me kill him first. At least he and I are of the same race. I can't bear to see him steamed alive by you."
"No, I want to steam him alive. That's the only way to preserve the freshness of the meat. Xiao Man, don't mess around, or don't blame me for being impolite."
Upon hearing this, Jiang Xiaobai stared intently at Steward Fu, saying:
"What a Tao Tie! So obsessed with eating! Do you really think I have no way to deal with you!?"