In the name of cultivating immortals, she was born with a [difficult female body]!

Liu Fengyi, from now on, pictures of female characters will be placed in the author's notes at the end of the chapter where they appear.

[A hilarious and relaxing read, a 'don't laugh' challenge, guaranteed to make you laugh until your abs hurt if you read it all! U◡U]

[Hint: The Early Stages will be more relaxed and slice-of-life, with more combat scenes starting in the Middle Stages.]

Immortal Realm, Lin Province.

Inside a palace within the Lin Family's estate, one of the Ten Great Longevity Families.

A handsome, white-robed youth, like a banished immortal, was engrossed in writing something at a desk.

Beside him lay a thick stack of books.

On the cover of the books was written, "Five Years of Cultivating Immortality, Three Years of Practice Exams."

And what the youth was writing was, in fact, a practice exam paper.

The title of the exam paper was "Year 200024 Yaochi Holy Land Disciple Selection Exam (Paper 1)."

The youth was writing furiously, but his brows were tightly furrowed, seemingly struggling with the questions on the paper.

The questions on the exam paper were as follows:

"Question 1."

"Assume you have been accepted into the Yaochi Holy Land, but after joining, you are assigned to a remote Sect under the Holy Land, feeling frustrated and unfulfilled."

"You have a cold Senior Sister from a prominent family, with exquisite beauty and a full figure."

"Senior Sister Zhong is indifferent to others but exceptionally warm towards you."

"One day, she runs to you with tears in her eyes, looking at you deeply and saying, 'I've liked you for a long time. My father is a Holy Land Peak Master; let my father transfer you back to the Holy Land!'"

"You feel embarrassed to accept, but she says, 'Don't worry about it, this is just a small indulgence of power!'"

"What would you do in this situation?"

"Question 2."

"Assume that after joining, you are assigned to the Disciplinary Hall, and as a Disciplinary Disciple, you must patrol the entire Holy Land."

"One night, while on patrol, you discover an Elder and a blonde, blue-eyed female Disciple exchanging affections mouth-to-mouth!"

"After you stumble upon them, the Elder claims he is personally teaching the female Disciple Spell incantations and states: 'Learning incantations is good! These incantations must be learned! How good it is to learn another incantation!'"

"What would you do in this situation?"

"Question 3."

"Currently, a type of 'spinning top Disciple' has become prevalent in various Sects of the Immortal Realm, meaning these Disciples are like spinning tops; you whip them, and they move; if you don't whip them, they will never Cultivate on their own!"

"Please state your opinion on these 'spinning top Disciples.'"

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"What kind of ridiculous questions are these? I have an early morning class!"

"Sigh! Indeed, Cultivating Immortality isn't about fighting and killing; Cultivating Immortality is about human relations!"

Lin Xingyun couldn't stand it halfway through writing, so he threw down his brush and sighed, shaking his head.

"Young Lord, the Mistress has summoned you. Let's go."

"Hmm? What are you doing again?"

At this moment, a tall, well-endowed woman in a black dress appeared out of thin air in the hall, her mature and beautiful face cold as she spoke to him.

She showed little respect for him, her Young Lord.

"Aunt Ying, I'm doing a practice exam for the Yaochi Holy Land."

"Mother is not in a good mood these days. If I can get into the Yaochi Holy Land, she will surely feel much better."

Lin Xingyun sighed, closed his books, and stood up.

The Yaochi Holy Land is one of the three great immortal Dao lineages in the Immortal Realm, holding an extraordinary status.

However, its methods for selecting Disciples are very unique, with one round of selection being a written examination.

Not to mention scions of prominent families like him, even Mortals with not-so-great Aptitude have a glimmer of hope of being selected.

"If you were to flirt less, the Mistress would naturally feel much better."

"Let's go."

Shadow Clear glanced at him sideways, her tone carrying a hint of dissatisfaction and resentment.

"Aunt Ying, believe me, I've already talked to those women. Now I just want to..."

Lin Xingyun smiled wryly, trying to explain.

But then, his heart suddenly stirred, and he heard a sound that made him feel as if he was floating!

"Ding!"

"The Destiny Cultivation System has arrived!"

"Now, face your destiny!"

"It's here! It's here!"

"It's been eighteen years! Do you know how I've spent these eighteen years?!"

"Do you know?!"

Lin Xingyun rejoiced inwardly. His diligent work for eighteen years since his Transmigration had not been in vain; the System had finally arrived!

But before he could examine the System in detail, Shadow Clear had already made a sweeping gesture, summoning a auspicious cloud.

She took him to the Lin Family's Patriarch Hall.

At this moment, in the Patriarch Hall.

A noble and beautiful woman was sitting at a desk, flipping through various communication talismans, checking the information within.

Her hair was neatly coiled, she wore a luxurious long dress, adorned with a few pearl and jade ornaments, dressed with grace and propriety.

Her appearance was gentle and soft, like a celestial maiden descended to the Mortal world, but between her slender eyebrows and beautiful eyes, there was an unyielding sorrow.

Suddenly, Shadow Clear brought Lin Xingyun into the Patriarch Hall.

"Greetings, Mistress."

"Hmm, rise."

Shadow Clear first bowed respectfully, and Liu Fengyi acknowledged her.

Meanwhile, Lin Xingyun had already walked to her, calling out with a smile.

"Mother."

"Xingyun, come sit."

Seeing her son arrive, Liu Fengyi's expression softened, and she greeted him with a gentle smile.

"Have you settled things with those girls?"

"Yes, from now on, your son will first focus on Cultivating, so that in the future, I can shield Mother from wind and rain!"

Lin Xingyun looked at his mother, answering confidently.

"Good, good, good. With your heart set on this, Mother is content. As for Cultivating..."

Liu Fengyi first lovingly stroked Lin Xingyun's head, feeling relieved.

Then she paused somewhat awkwardly.

To spare her son's self-esteem, she still smiled and consoled him.

"As for Cultivating... hmm, just put in a moderate effort."

"Even if your father and Elder brother truly encounter some misfortune, and the position of Patriarch falls to others..."

"As long as Mother is here, no one will dare to bully you!"

The Lin Family, Lin Province, and even half of the Immortal Realm knew.

Lin Xingyun, the Second Young Master of the Lin Family, was born with an extremely special Physique, and his Cultivation Talent was so poor it was hard to describe.

Ordinary scions of prominent families at his age had long since broken through to the Wheel Sea Realm, and some Prodigies had even Cultivated to the Yuanfu Realm.

But Lin Xingyun was eighteen years old this year, and his Cultivation had only just reached...

Qi Blood Realm Late Stage!

This was already the result of Liu Fengyi vigorously pouring resources into him.

And not only was his Cultivation slow and his combat power weak, but his Comprehension Ability was also very poor.

He simply couldn't comprehend the high-level Cultivation Techniques and Divine Abilities of the Lin Family.

At eighteen years old, he had only learned one basic Cultivation Technique, the "Qi Blood Art."

And one Divine Ability, the [Five Luo Light Smoke Palm].

With no success in Cultivation, he could only spend his time frequenting pleasure houses and listening to music, while also learning Mortal skills like cooking, flower arranging, and jade carving. Over eighteen years, he had achieved some minor success in these areas.

"Sigh, you stubborn child, even if you can't marry them right now, you can at least bring them all home to live."

"As for the path of Cultivation... Mother actually doesn't want you to push yourself too hard."

"Mother only hopes you marry early, and it doesn't matter if you marry dozens more girls. Just live a carefree, happy life."

"Now that your father and Elder brother are missing, there are indeed many troubles..."

"But as long as Mother is here, Mother will protect you!"

Liu Fengyi's eyes were full of maternal love as she gently stroked Lin Xingyun's face to comfort him.

Lin Xingyun felt a warmth in his heart after hearing his mother's words, and also a deep sense of self-reproach.

In the future, could he continue to hide under his mother's protection with a clear conscience?

"Mother, your son is not pushing himself."

"In the past, your son was young and ignorant, indulging in women. Now that Father and Elder Brother are missing, your son should also bear some responsibility. In the future, when my Cultivation is successful, I will be able to protect Mother!"

Lin Xingyun shook his head, holding his mother's hand, and confidently promised.

At the same time, his heart stirred, and he couldn't help but stare at Liu Fengyi, secretly giving an order.

"System, check my mother's attribute panel."

"Ding—!"

An pleasant notification sound immediately rang in his mind, and a series of attribute panels appeared before his eyes.

"Name: Liu Fengyi"

Cultivation: Quasi-Emperor Realm Eighth Heaven

Life Script: [Phoenix Arrives] Purple

Fate: [Immortal Beauty] Gold, [Extraordinary Talent] Orange, [Filial Mother and Son] Purple, [Widow-Maker] Gray...

Affection: +∞

Detailed Explanation: [Phoenix Arrives] Purple: The direct daughter of the ChangSheng Liu Family in the Immortal Realm. After adulthood, she married Lin Chen, the Young Lord of the Chang Sheng Lin Family. After Lin Chen became Patriarch, she became the Mistress of the Lin Family, holding an extremely noble status. Later, due to Lin Chen and her eldest son, Lin Feng, being missing for a long time at the Border Pass, and her second son, Lin Xingyun, being unable to inherit the family business, she had to relinquish her position as Mistress and return to the Liu Family with Lin Xingyun. Later, due to Lin Xingyun's early demise, she became overly saddened and neglected her Cultivation, ultimately perishing under the Ninth Heaven Quasi-Emperor Heavenly Tribulation, her fragrance vanishing and jade breaking!

[Immortal Beauty] Gold: Born with peerless beauty, she was once ranked first on the Immortal Realm's beauty list in her youth.

[Extraordinary Talent] Orange: Extremely high Cultivation speed and Comprehension Ability, exceptionally gifted.

[Filial Mother and Son] Purple: Has two offspring, Lin Feng and Lin Xingyun, both of whom are filial. Especially the second son, Lin Xingyun, who ranks first on the Immortal Realm's Filial Son list! Throughout his life, he takes "filial piety" as his foundation, truly moving the heavens with his filial devotion!

[Widow-Maker] Gray: Her fate is to make her husband a widower, extremely prone to causing her husband's death.

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"Oh my dear mother! You actually have a fate of being a widow-maker! This is truly—"

"So cool—!"

Lin Xingyun chuckled inwardly, but showed no trace of it on his face.

However, seeing his own "early demise" fate in the detailed explanation, he was slightly surprised, but with the System, his mindset remained as steady as an old dog.

At this moment, Liu Fengyi saw her youngest son being so sensible.

While touched, she was also somewhat speechless for a moment...

"Child, with your Aptitude, if you focus on Cultivating..."

"I'm afraid it might be even worse than indulging in women!"

"Go have a few more babies; perhaps their Cultivation will have more prospects than yours..."

Liu Fengyi couldn't help but think with a wry smile.

No matter how much she doted on her youngest son, she had to admit that Lin Xingyun's Aptitude was truly too poor.

If he focused on Cultivating, he might truly waste his entire life...

But if he were willing to focus on having children, he might very well produce several offspring with good Aptitude!

Because other aspects aside, regarding Lin Xingyun's ability to charm women...

Not just her, but the entire Lin Family, Lin Province, and even half of the Immortal Realm, spoke highly of it!

The Immortal Realm is a vast and magnificent world spanning hundreds of millions of miles.

Countless powerful beings and Immortal Cultivators capable of plucking stars, seizing the moon, and shattering the Void Realm exist within it.

In the Immortal Realm, thousands of profound Divine Physiques, Saint Physiques, and Treasure Physiques have been born.

But even looking through the ancient and modern history of the Immortal Realm, Lin Xingyun's special Physique is the only one of its kind, unprecedented!

Its name is—[Maiden's Bane Physique]!

The so-called [Maiden's Bane Physique] is naturally a tribulation for all women in the world.

He was born with an exceptionally handsome appearance, and he possessed a fatal, strange attraction to women of all races!

Moreover, the peach blossom Luck of his Physique was like a destined Luck, innate and ever-present.

Since Lin Xingyun's birth, he had been entangled by this Luck; he couldn't even shake it off if he wanted to!

He casually found a volcano to soak in a hot spring.

And coincidentally encountered a Eternal Family's young lady also bathing nearby!

He made a barbecue in the wilderness.

The aroma of the grilled fish coincidentally attracted a runaway Imperial Dynasty Princess!

He wandered the city, drinking wine.

And coincidentally met a beautiful, lonely widow from a prominent family, out drowning her sorrows, who immediately wanted to pay him handsomely to have a child!

He casually picked up an injured little fox, which turned out to be a small fox demon about to transform.

After healing its injuries, it turned into a fox demon girl the next day and even recognized him as her master, saying there was a red string of fate tying their destinies together.

There was even a young girl who claimed to have five hundred years of past life experience, who, upon meeting him, said she wanted to take him to see the vast crowds of people!

Even if he didn't go out and just stayed at home.

A cute clan sister would pass by him, and then suddenly suffer an acute illness!

He had no choice but to help her examine her body and temporarily use spiritual power to warm her entire body!

Even when he casually took a walk, various girls, big and small, would coincidentally trip and then coincidentally fall into his arms!

Thus, after Lin Xingyun's Transmigration and Rebirth, he encountered and befriended countless young women and married women at every step, with peach blossoms blooming around him.

However, as a Transmigrator from Blue Star Dragon Country, he was still limited by the Heavenly Dao!

Bad news: He needed to be eighteen years old to 'eat.'

Good news: He just~ ~ turned~ ~ eighteen~ ~ yesterday~ ~ (squeaky voice).

So, for his most satisfying confidantes in his professional career, he promised to marry them after he turned eighteen.

He really wasn't a scumbag.

He just wanted to give every girl a home!

Under the charm of his personal charisma, those girls all agreed without hesitation and even made engagement pacts.

But just seven days ago, he suddenly sent people to notify those fiancées one after another, announcing that the marriage arrangements would be temporarily suspended until his father and Elder brother returned safely!

Those girls were already desperately anxious, just waiting for Lin Xingyun to turn eighteen so they could marry him and live a shameless little life together.

One could say they were very anxious, extremely anxious, anxious anxious anxious anxious anxious!

But upon receiving the notification, although they felt as if struck by lightning, they could only reluctantly accept.

After all, if Lin Xingyun were still playing around so much while his father and Elder brother were missing,

It would be too ridiculously unfilial!

The only thing he often felt melancholic about was his first love.

She didn't need any reminders because she was still in a deep slumber and simply couldn't meet Lin Xingyun...

(Cultivation Realms: Qi Blood Realm, Wheel Sea Realm, Yuanfu Realm, Cave Heaven Realm, Divine Fire Realm, Wanghou Realm, Saint Realm, Great Saint Realm, Quasi-Emperor Realm, Great Emperor Realm, True Immortal Realm. Below Quasi-Emperor Realm, each Realm is divided into Early Stage, Late Stage, and Perfection. Quasi-Emperor Realm is divided into Nine Heavens.)