200: Two troublemakers

"This matter..."

Chen Qingxuan was speechless.

Although he had a clear conscience, he didn't know how to explain it.

After all, the women around him, whether there was a romance or not, all turned into lolis whenever they had the chance.

If this were the Blue Planet world, he'd probably be tied up and electrocuted.

"I was wondering why Revered Master suddenly started electrocuting me to death." Chen Qingxuan raised his handsome face and said with a complex expression, "Although this wasn't your disciple's intention, since Revered Master has already electrocuted me, I assume your anger has subsided."

"Anger subsided?"

Purple Kite interrupted irritably, pointing her small finger at Chen Qingxuan, "I'm telling you, this isn't over. You better find a way to remove the effect of that fruit."

"Wait, Revered Master, aren't you being unreasonable?" Chen Qingxuan said, feeling innocent. "Even you, as a God King, can't find a way. Where am I supposed to look?"

"I don't care!"

Purple Kite raised her chin decisively. "Until I grow up, every time my birthday comes around... I will electrocute you, you Rebellious Disciple, once!!!"

"Holy crap, Revered Master, are you serious?" Chen Qingxuan looked like he was questioning life. "We are a master and disciple pair after all. Even if our bond isn't that deep, your disciple only meant well at first... Can you really be so heartless?"

"..."

Purple Kite didn't even want to argue;

As a disciple, he shouted 'holy crap Revered Master' all day?

As a disciple, he handed his Revered Master a Dual Cultivation Cultivation Technique?

As a disciple, he kept his Revered Master stuck in a loli stage where she couldn't grow up... With all these rebellious acts, he actually had the nerve to talk about a deep Revered Master-disciple bond?

So 'deep' it's gone to the dogs.

Purple Kite suspected meeting Chen Qingxuan was a divine punishment.

The next moment, she said sharply, "Also, if I catch you again... tricking Qian You into sitting on your lap and wiggling around... taking advantage of your status as a Revered Master... I'm not joking when I say I'll castrate you."

Thump—

Chen Qingxuan's heart skipped a beat;

He wouldn't argue about anything else, but he didn't want to be wrongly accused of this. "Revered Master, I didn't trick Qian You. If you don't believe me, ask her. We are innocent and have a clear conscience."

"Get lost!"

Purple Kite interrupted irritably, "I don't care what the reason is. Don't you know that she is me and I am her?"

"Qian You doesn't plan on merging with you; she's a separate entity now."

"That's still not allowed!"

"..."

Chen Qingxuan's lips twitched;

Looking at the completely unreasonable Purple Kite, he curled his lip. "Fine, fine, fine. I'll keep my distance from you from now on."

"?"

Purple Kite's lovely face froze, and she raised Purple Lightning to strike Chen Qingxuan.

"Ho-ho-ho-holy... cra-cra-cra-crap... Ma-ma-ma-ma... ster..."

...Back at the Star Protection Hall.

Purple Kite didn't stop for a second and went straight to Ji Qianyou to give her a lecture.

It wasn't that she wanted to interfere in Chen Qingxuan's love life, but Ji Qianyou wasn't just anyone; she was herself.

In her stubborn view of the Revered Master-disciple relationship, it should be hierarchical, sacred, and inviolable, not sitting on each other's laps and grinding... especially since her identity was so special.

She carried a heavy mission; how could she tolerate being deeply mired in love and romance?

Unfortunately, the well-clothed do not understand the cold man's woes.

"Purple Kite, don't you think you're a bit old-fashioned?" Ji Qianyou couldn't understand Purple Kite's concerns and retorted, "Knowledge has no seniority; the one who attains it is the teacher. A Revered Master is a Revered Master not because they are of a higher generation than the disciple, but because they understood things earlier. So, your claim that a disciple should inherently fear their Revered Master and keep their distance is wrong... After all, there is a sequence in learning the Dao, and everyone has their own specialty. Even a disciple might surpass their Revered Master in certain areas; does that mean the disciple becomes the Revered Master? Obviously not... The Revered Master-disciple relationship isn't a fixed template; it can be like friends, learning from each other and growing together... The way I interact with Revered Master is the best way for any master and disciple pair."

"?"

Purple Kite listened, questioning her life, but she didn't know how to refute it;

After a long time.

She finally leaned forward and asked, "Who taught you this?"

"Revered Master did!"

Ji Qianyou said confidently.

"Heh~"

Purple Kite laughed out of anger.

At this moment, she realized that the other self before her... had probably long been molded into this shape by Chen Qingxuan.

Otherwise, how could a life created from her Divine Soul... have such ridiculous ideas?

Thinking of this, Purple Kite said seriously, "Qian You, you've been led astray. No matter how reasonable you sound, this way of thinking is wrong... Do you understand? In the eyes of outsiders, this is absurd... Between a Revered Master and disciple, there can absolutely be no feelings outside of Revered Master-disciple affection."

"Emm..."

Ji Qianyou's lovely face shifted;

Seeing Purple Kite's serious expression, she had a sudden flash of inspiration. "How about this, Purple Kite? Let's find someone to see whose viewpoint is actually problematic. Let's ask Susu and Qingxue, what do you think?"

"Fine!"

Purple Kite didn't hesitate at all;

Although she didn't want outsiders to know about such an absurd Revered Master-disciple taboo, Jiang Susu and Huang Qingxue weren't really outsiders, so there was no need for concern.

But then she added, "If Susu and Qingxue both think you're the one with the problem, then no matter what feelings you have for him... you must stop. Do you understand?"

"No problem," Ji Qianyou agreed readily, adding, "But if Susu and Qingxue think you're the one with the problem, then you're never allowed to interfere with me again."

"I..."

Purple Kite started to speak but stopped;

Recalling that Jiang Susu and Huang Qingxue seemed normal enough from her interactions with them and hadn't done anything absurd, she swallowed her words.

Even if Ji Qianyou had been corrupted by Chen Qingxuan... Jiang Susu and Huang Qingxue were surely still normal people.

Any normal person would think that a Revered Master and disciple should keep their distance, right?

So, Purple Kite happily agreed. "It's a deal. No one goes back on their word."

"Whoever goes back on their word is a puppy!"

The two women reached an agreement.

Before long.

Jiang Susu and Huang Qingxue were called over.

The two women, not knowing what was happening, both looked over curiously. "Why did you call us here?"

"..."

Ji Qianyou looked at Zi Li.

"Why are you looking at me... you say it!" Purple Kite didn't plan to speak first; after all, in her mind, this kind of thing was quite embarrassing.

It was truly hard to talk about.

"I'll say it then."

Ji Qianyou didn't mind.

Immediately, she turned to her two good sisters. "Susu, Qingxue, if I wanted to be Revered Master's woman—I'm just saying if—what would you do?"

"What?"

Hearing this, both women covered their small mouths in shock.

Seeing this, a smug curve appeared at the corner of Purple Kite's mouth. "Hmph, it's okay. There are no outsiders in this room anyway. Just speak the truth, don't hold anything back."

"That's great!"

Suddenly, The two women cried out in surprise.

Before Purple Kite could figure out what was happening, she saw The two women presenting their treasures.

"Qian You, these are black silk stockings, you wear them on your legs... Qingxuan likes to rip them."

"Did Brother agree? It doesn't matter if he didn't. I have love powder here... an upgraded version!"