64: Section 64
Don't drink and drive, don't drive and drink.
Just leave this car here; Uncle Zhou can drive it back tomorrow...
"Godfather, I think I need an explanation."
Qin Hao looked at his face in the mirror, which was more swollen than a pig's head, and his clothes, which were torn from being stretched by his sudden corpulence.
He asked, his voice trembling.
For him, the first priority in life was to pick up girls; showing off could only rank second.
But in his current state, let alone picking up girls, it would be good if girls didn't run away in fright when they saw him.
"Didn't I tell you? This Cultivation Method has a tiny side effect. You didn't ask me at the time, so who can you blame?"
"But didn't you say 'a little bit' at the time?"
"Did I? You must have misremembered."
Hearing this, Qin Hao immediately bristled. Fortunately, Tang Long's next sentence gave him a glimmer of hope.
"Once you cultivate to the Martial Emperor Realm, the Cultivation Method's side effects will gradually disappear."
However, Tang Long omitted one thing: for the side effects to completely disappear, he would need to cultivate to at least the Martial Saint Realm.
Evidently, he didn't believe Qin Hao could cultivate to the Martial Saint Realm.
"So that's how it is. You scared me to death."
Hearing that he could still recover, Qin Hao breathed a sigh of relief.
If he had to stay like this forever, he felt he might even want to restart his life.
"You have to believe Godfather; how could I harm you?"
"I was too impulsive just now. Please don't blame me, Godfather."
"Hahaha, you are my good son, how could I blame you?"
Just then, Qin Hao's phone rang.
"Qin Hao, I'm the director of the finance department at Fenglan University. You've been expelled because you stepped into the school with your left foot first."
Qin Hao: ???
Before he could say anything, the call was hung up.
He naturally recognized the director's voice, but he never expected the reason for his expulsion to be so absurd.
Even a night raid on the women's restroom would have been more acceptable!
"Blind fools. Fenglan University is a trash school; I don't care to stay there anyway."
As a Child of Destiny, Qin Hao's grades had always been good.
Although he didn't know what got into that director, Qin Hao wasn't worried about finding another school to accept him.
Before long, Qin Hao received another call from an unknown number.
"You're Qin Hao, right? I'm the director of the finance department at Jiang Province University. I just heard you were expelled from your previous school.
I'm deeply saddened. A talent like you should come to our Jiang Province University."
Listen! This is what you call a kindred spirit! This is a kindred spirit!
The strength of Jiang Province University was naturally beyond doubt, far surpassing his previous school.
"But I'm a bit tight on money recently... What about the tuition fee?"
"For excellent students like you, all our tuition fees are waived."
"Alright, since you're so sincere, I'll come to school tomorrow!"
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Hearing that he didn't have to pay tuition, Qin Hao beamed with joy; he was too poor right now.
Eating at buffets daily cost him thousands, and at this rate, a few thousand yuan in living expenses per month was simply not enough.
Even with the fifty thousand yuan he had saved, it wouldn't last long.
"You blind fool, I've already been accepted by Jiang Province University. You old geezer can wait to regret it."
Qin Hao composed a text message and sent it to the director of the finance department at Fenglan University.
Then he immediately blacklisted him.
"Time to sleep!"
In a great mood, Qin Hao jumped onto the bed.
But he underestimated his current weight.
'Creak' went the sound.
The wooden bed, unable to bear the weight, collapsed.
"Damn it, what a broken bed."
Qin Hao stumbled, almost falling, and grumbled as he picked up his quilt and headed to the living room sofa...
"You little rascal, where did you get your Cultivation Method? Did you really open the Xiao Family's treasure?"
Xiao Taian shook Xiao Fan's shoulders, his expression excited.
He originally had a rather important meeting today.
Upon seeing the Cultivation Method, he decisively canceled the meeting and rushed to deliver the Cultivation Method to Xiao Fan's grandfather, Xiao Potian.
As the strongest person in the Xiao Family, Xiao Potian had always been restricted by Cultivation Methods, unable to break through to the Martial Emperor Realm.
Now, having obtained a Heaven-rank Cultivation Method, he boldly declared that he would break through to the Martial Emperor Realm within a month.
As long as Xiao Potian could break through to the Martial Emperor Realm, even the Four Great Families of the capital would have to show the Xiao Family some respect.
"Isn't it just a mere Heaven-rank Cultivation Method? Do you need to be so excited? I've already successfully cultivated it in one day."
Saying this, Xiao Fan directly exchanged all two thousand villain points for experience and added them to the Sacred Origin Art.
"Heh heh, you little brat, praise you a bit and you're soaring to the heavens, aren't you? If you've successfully cultivated it, then today I..."
However, before Xiao Taian could finish his bold statement, the dark blue True Qi exclusive to the Sacred Origin Art appeared in Xiao Fan's palm.
"Dad, what did you just say you were going to do today?"
Xiao Fan blinked, feigning innocence.
"Nothing, I didn't rest well today. I'm going to sleep."
Xiao Taian walked into the bedroom without looking back, locking the door behind him.
Seeing this, Xiao Fan's lips curved into a smile, then he walked into his own bedroom.
"Xueqi Baby, have you missed me after not seeing me for a few days?"
"No, I haven't missed you at all."
Chen Xueqi's tone was a little aggrieved; Xiao Fan hadn't contacted her for days.
She even thought Xiao Fan had forgotten her.
"I really have been a bit busy these past few days..."
Xiao Fan recounted his experiences in the secret realm to Chen Xueqi, though he made a slight modification.
"You wouldn't believe it, I fought that old dog for three hundred rounds, and in the end, I relied on my endurance to blast him into smithereens. After that, I immediately achieved enlightenment and consecutively broke through three realms."
"Oh my goodness, Brother Fan, you're truly amazing."
Hearing Xiao Fan's bragging, Chen Xueqi's eyes sparkled on the other end of the phone, instantly transforming into a fangirl.
She didn't even consider whether what some people said was true.
"Xueqi Baby, I want to see you now." Xiao Fan's tone suddenly became serious.
"But my dad is home. If he knew you were coming, he'd probably..."
Hearing Chen Xueqi's words, Xiao Fan felt a slight headache; his father-in-law was really difficult to deal with.
"Then I'll pick you up tomorrow morning."
"Okay~"
After another hour of talking on the phone, they finally said goodnight to each other.
The moon quietly climbed above the branches, its bright moonlight spilling into the dog's den...
At this moment, Su Yuan had finally recovered.
"Vermilion Bird..."
Su Yuan's voice was still a little weak.
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