289: I promise you a life like a demon! Immortality cannot be taken away!
This was something Su Yu had not expected at all.
He had just bid farewell to tathagatas head, and he didn't expect to meet it again so soon.
It was a bit of a surprise.
But more than that, it was a pleasant surprise.
This was tathagatas head!
Tathagata had died in battle, but the head he left behind still possessed incredibly terrifying power.
Su Yu had witnessed this with his own eyes.
That world-destroying palm strike, to Su Yu, truly felt like it could destroy the world!
Su Yu stood up, picked up tathagatas head, and placed it directly on his desk, asking with a smile, "Why are you here?"
"Aren't you surprised? Isn't this unexpected?"
tathagatas head was very excited. It said with a smile, "I took advantage of the little monk's unpreparedness and secretly came to find you!"
After a pause, it continued, "Now, have you thought it over? Are you willing to join my Buddhist sect?"
"If you join the Buddhist sect, I can teach you all of its Divine Abilities."
Only then did Su Yu understand.
It turned out that tathagatas head was still fixated on this matter.
It had even secretly run off to Tianhe City.
But, to want this Minister to join the Buddhist sect?
Impossible.
This Minister would rather die of poverty and hunger than join the Buddhist sect in this life.
Of course, if they were willing to let this Minister sit on the Buddha's throne, this Minister might consider it.
"Eh?"
Before Su Yu could answer, tathagatas head suddenly noticed that half of Su Yu's head was bald, without a single strand of hair, and it was overjoyed, saying, "So, you've already made your choice!"
"Haha, I knew it! I knew it!"
"This time, I will definitely make the one who flattened my Great Thunderclap Temple pay a heavy price!"
"Su Yu, why aren't you cultivating in a dream?"
tathagatas head suddenly shouted loudly.
Su Yu heard it as if he had been struck on the head, and his entire being froze in place.
The next instant, Su Yu's vision blurred, and he found himself no longer in the office.
The world was a golden expanse.
In the distance, there was a temple, and on its plaque were written the words "Great Thunderclap Temple"!
Before Su Yu could see clearly, suddenly, a golden Buddha appeared before his eyes.
"Su Yu, this seat will now impart to you the supreme Divine Ability of the Buddhist sect."
"The first move is called 'Tathagata's World Destruction'. Watch closely!"
When its voice fell, Su Yu's vision changed again.
This time, Su Yu noticed that as far as his sight could reach, it was an endless starry sky.
In the distance, a Great World emerged.
This Great World gave Su Yu a very extraordinary feeling.
Within it, Immortal Qi swirled, like the Immortal Realm.
It should not be the Immortal Realm.
But even if it wasn't, it was a Great World that was relatively close to the Immortal Realm.
Su Yu's intuition told him that if given time, it might even evolve into a Great World that was completely on par with the Immortal Realm!!!
While Su Yu was still pondering, suddenly, outside that Great World, a golden Buddha emerged.
The Buddha was truly massive.
Because Su Yu saw that the Great World, infinitely close to the Immortal Realm, was like a basketball in a human's hand before the golden Buddha.
"Destroy!!!"
A majestic voice resounded.
The golden Buddha struck down with a palm.
Within that Great World, countless powerful beings rapidly perished.
The World Lord within that Great World, carrying the power of the entire Great World, soared upwards.
But before he could even break out of the atmosphere, he perished!
The entire Great World was wailing.
In just the blink of an eye, Su Yu witnessed with his own eyes how a vibrant Great World so easily crumbled.
All life within it perished.
This was world destruction!!!
Tathagata's World Destruction!
tathagatas head, by means of entering a dream, forcibly imprinted a scene that had truly happened in Su Yu's mind.
Su Yu stared blankly at this scene.
It was difficult to describe his feelings at this moment with words.
It was too shocking!
Suddenly, his vision blurred, and when it cleared again, Su Yu noticed that he was back in the office.
On the desk in front of him, tathagatas head looked a little tired.
However, its eyes were filled with joy.
Finally, it had a successor!
Currently, Su Yu was still too weak!
When Su Yu became stronger, it would make Su Yu the Buddha!
Anyway, Tathagata was already dead!
Others didn't know, but it was very clear.
Looking at Su Yu, tathagatas head asked expectantly, "Have you learned it?"
Su Yu remained silent.
His thoughts were still immersed in the scene from just now.
After a long while, Su Yu finally came back to his senses and said, somewhat uncertainly, "I guess I did?"
Su Yu wasn't entirely sure.
He had learned it.
But how much he had learned, he didn't know.
Suddenly, Su Yu's expression changed.
In his Inner World, the "Fo" Divine Rune, at some unknown point, had actually entered… War Venerable Second Tier!!!
Yes.
It was War Venerable Second Tier!
The Kill divine script was only at War Venerable First Tier at the moment!
But now, the "Fo" Divine Rune had come from behind, actually surpassing the Kill divine script.
Su Yu couldn't help but look suspiciously at tathagatas head.
Could it be that tathagatas head deliberately did this?
tathagatas head showed an expectant look, pretending it had nothing to do with it.
But in reality, it was very happy now.
Su Yu's killing intent was too great.
A single Kill divine script, leading the way, entered War Venerable First Tier!
It suppressed all other Divine Scripts.
But now, it had forcibly given Su Yu a great fortune, allowing the "Fo" Divine Rune to overshadow the Kill divine script.
Since Su Yu had entered the Buddhist sect, the "Fo" Divine Rune naturally had to be the strongest.
Otherwise, what kind of Buddhist sect was he entering?
Otherwise, what Face would this seat have?
Its idea was very simple.
Su Yu hesitated to speak.
But after thinking about it, he decided against it.
What good would asking do?
The "Fo" Divine Rune was already at War Venerable Second Tier; how many people wished for that and couldn't get it!
Suddenly, Su Yu felt a chill on his head.
It was cold and airy.
As if he had no hair.
Su Yu's heart also grew cold; it couldn't be...
He took out a mirror, and Su Yu almost cried!
Because he had already lost a lot of hair from listening to Lei Gang's wooden fish.
Now, it was complete!
Not a single strand of hair left!
This Minister was also bald!!!
Su Yu's heart stirred, wanting to make his hair grow back, but he failed!
It simply wouldn't grow!
"Don't struggle!"
tathagatas head said with a smile, "Unless your cultivation can surpass mine, your hair won't grow back!"
After a pause, tathagatas head added, "What's so bad about being bald? Cut off the three thousand strands of vexation, and from now on, you will be revered in the Buddhist sect!"
Su Yu looked at tathagatas head, his fists clenched tightly.
He loosened them, then tightened them again!
He tightened them, then loosened them again!
After several repetitions, Su Yu sighed.
Forget it!
What else could he do?
He couldn't beat it!
Next, he still had to borrow its power!
As a person, when your strength isn't enough, sometimes, you just have to endure!!!
Su Yu's figure suddenly vanished.
In the blink of an eye, he was back again.
On his bald head, there was an extra hat!
After a pause, Su Yu shouted, "Lei Gang!!!"
Crack!
A flash of lightning instantly arrived, appearing directly in front of Su Yu.
"Minister, you called me?" Lei Gang was very happy.
Before Su Yu could speak, Lei Gang suddenly showed a look of surprise, reached out and took off Su Yu's hat, seeing a bald head.
"I knew it, I knew it, you and I are brothers from different fathers and mothers!!!"
Lei Gang said excitedly.
Su Yu's Face darkened, and he took out another hat, placing it directly on his head.
"The Master I found for you has arrived!"
Su Yu pointed to tathagatas head and said to Lei Gang, "Come over and meet your Master!"
Only then did Lei Gang notice tathagatas head.
He was startled.
But very quickly, Lei Gang calmed down.
"This one is tathagatas head."
"Although it's not Tathagata, it's still a part of Tathagata."
"Follow it and learn some proper skills."
Su Yu spoke slowly.
tathagatas head glanced at Lei Gang indifferently.
It was very disdainful.
It was about to refuse, but seeing Su Yu's dangerous gaze, it immediately changed its tone and said, "For Su Yu's Face, this seat will impart some skills to you!"
As for Disciple, it didn't mention it.
Not mentioning it meant it was unwilling.
However, teaching some skills was fine.
It was also giving Su Yu some Face.
"You teach Lei Gang some skills, and teach him well!"
Su Yu instructed, then walked out of the office.
Outside the door, Su Yu sighed.
What was all this?
Could it be that this Minister really had to join the Buddhist sect and become a monk?
But this Minister was unwilling!
Suddenly, the phone rang.
War Venerable had called.
Su Yu suppressed the thoughts in his heart, answered the phone, and asked, "What's wrong? Speak quickly!"
On the other end, War Venerable was stunned.
What was wrong with Su Yu?
Had he eaten gunpowder?
He didn't care, and directly asked, "tathagatas head is gone, did it come looking for you?"
"No!"
Bang!
The phone was hung up directly!
On the other end, War Venerable was stunned again, and after reacting, he couldn't help but curse, "Which good-for-nothing angered Su Yu?"
After cursing, War Venerable looked up at Sha Ji the monk in front of him and said, "Su Yu said that tathagatas head didn't come looking for him, so it should be true."
"Think carefully again, did tathagatas head say where it was going?"
Sha Ji the monk shook his head.
"Then how did tathagatas head escape?"
War Venerable asked.
Sha Ji the monk had come running to tell him that tathagatas head was gone.
He guessed it had run off to find Su Yu!
So, that's why he had War Venerable call Su Yu to ask.
"I accidentally entered a Mountain and River, and tathagatas head took the opportunity to knock me out. When I woke up again, it was gone!"
Sha Ji the monk felt very upset when he said this.
He had taken care of tathagatas head for three years.
As a result, tathagatas head ran away.
What was wrong with him anyway?
After a moment of silence, War Venerable said, "I understand. I'll arrange for people to investigate. Once there's news, I'll notify you immediately."
...
Chang Sheng Cave Heaven.
The Three Everlasting Existences were talking.
Suddenly, Su Yu walked in.
The Three Everlasting Existences immediately fell silent.
"Su Yu greets the Three Senior Chang Sheng."
Su Yu was full of worry.
"Little Su Yu, what's wrong with you?"
Longevity Immortal asked with concern.
"Sigh..."
Su Yu took off his hat and sighed, "My hair is gone! Someone wants me to join the Buddhist sect, but I don't want to!"
"What kind of person am I, Su Yu? If I were to join, I would join the Disciples of the Three Senior Chang Sheng. How could I join the Buddhist sect?"
Su Yu was indignant.
The Three Everlasting Existences, old and cunning, knew exactly what Su Yu was thinking.
In the past, they wouldn't have cared!
And they would have even ridiculed Su Yu.
But now, Longevity Immortal, hearing this, smiled and said, "This is simple!"
He was about to make a move, but Longevity Demon next to him suddenly said, "Let me do it!"
Longevity Demon reached out and touched Su Yu's head.
Immediately, Su Yu grew a head of black hair.
At the same time, tathagatas head sensed it.
Its expression changed slightly.
It left Lei Gang and disappeared directly.
When it reappeared, it was already outside Chang Sheng Cave Heaven.
The next instant, it rushed in with an incredibly terrifying aura.
Someone had actually broken its Buddhist Dharma, wanting Su Yu to return to secular life.
But after entering and seeing the Three Everlasting Existences, its expression suddenly changed drastically.
Without any hesitation, it retreated at a speed even faster than when it came.
Returning to Su Yu's office, it was still shaken, but it said to Lei Gang without changing its expression, "Let's continue."
...
This scene happened too quickly.
Su Yu had just turned around when he saw tathagatas head running away.
Su Yu looked at the Three Everlasting Existences with some suspicion.
Longevity Immortal explained with a smile, "Back then, when Tathagata was still around, I gave him a bump on the head!"
"Later, I also gave him a bump on the head!" Eternal Demon coughed lightly.
"And then, I also did it."
Longevity Demon smiled.
This was an interesting anecdote from back then.
The cause of the incident was that once, Longevity Immortal overheard Great Sage Equal to Heaven muttering to himself that he wanted to give Tathagata a bump on the head.
At that time, Longevity Immortal thought it was quite fun, so he went and did it.
He came back and boasted to Eternal Demon.
Eternal Demon thought it was quite fun, so he also went.
Later, Longevity Immortal and Eternal Demon boasted to Longevity Demon.
So, Longevity Demon also went!
Su Yu also started laughing.
If he got the chance in the future, he would also give Tathagata a bump on the head.
"Alright, let's not talk about this anymore!"
Longevity Immortal said with a smile, "Little Su Yu, since you're here, let's play mahjong!"
"After we finish, we'll be going on a long journey!"
"Three Senior Chang Sheng, where are you planning to go this time?"
Su Yu was not surprised by the news. After sitting down, he asked with a smile while stacking mahjong tiles.
These three must be thinking of robbing again!
He just didn't know where they were going to rob this time!
"This time, we won't say the location!"
Longevity Immortal shook his head.
Su Yu didn't ask further and played mahjong with the Three Everlasting Existences.
He lost more than he won!
Soon, half a day passed!
Longevity Immortal looked up at the sky and said with a smile, "No more playing, no more playing!"
"Get ready, we're leaving soon!"
Longevity Immortal stood up and led Su Yu to a Wild Chrysanthemum, saying with a smile, "This is a Wild Chrysanthemum I planted back then. It used to be incredibly dazzling, but unfortunately, it's injured now, so I'll leave it to you!"
"If you have time, water it and fertilize it!"
"If you don't have time, that's fine too!"
"It's already a mature Wild Chrysanthemum; it will water and fertilize itself."
After a pause, Longevity Immortal looked around the Dong Tian, reluctantly saying, "As for this Dong Tian, I won't take it; I'll leave it to you!"
"If you encounter a great enemy, you can enter the Dong Tian!"
Eternal Demon walked over, patted Su Yu's shoulder, and said, "When we're not around, no one will protect you, so you need to be more low-key!"
"If you're really about to die, just shout out 'Eternal Demon' loudly, or silently chant it in your heart!"
"At that time, it can ensure your survival!"
Before Su Yu could speak, Longevity Demon had also arrived before him at some unknown point.
Longevity Demon sighed, "Little Su Yu, these past few days, because you've been playing mahjong with us, we've been very happy!"
"However, we still have to leave!"
"Don't ask why we have to leave; we won't tell you if you ask. What we can tell you is that we have reasons we cannot help but leave."
Sighing, Longevity Demon patted Su Yu and said with a smile, "Before I leave, I grant you a life like a Yao! Immortal, cannot take it away!"
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