Simp? Sorry, I'm not doing that anymore!

"Lin Yuan, I need three Yellow Grade High Grade Qi Gathering Pills and a Century-old Blood Ginseng. Go get them for me now."

A cold female voice with a hint of command rang in his ears.

Lin Yuan felt a splitting headache as countless chaotic memory fragments flooded into his mind like a tide.

Transmigrated?

He snapped his eyes open, and what met his gaze was a face that could only be described as stunningly beautiful.

The girl before him had silky black hair cascading down to her waist, skin as white as snow, and features as exquisite as a masterpiece of art.

Dressed in a pure white dress, she had a cold aura, like a snow lotus untouched by the mortal world.

Li Xuan'er.

The name immediately surfaced in Lin Yuan's mind.

Then, more memories came rushing in frantically.

Lin Yuan finally realized.

He had transmigrated!

He had transmigrated into an urban high-martial arts novel titled "The Ultimate Martial God," becoming the top-tier villain who shared his name.

And his identity was simply a god-tier starting hand!

His grandfather, Lin Zhan, was one of the power ceilings of Blue Star.

He had guarded Dragon Xia Kingdom single-handedly for a hundred years, his fame echoing across the globe—a legendary Martial God whose every footstep made the world tremble!

His father, Lin Jianguo, was the Great General Protecting the Nation of Dragon Xia Kingdom.

Ranking at the head of the Three Excellencies, he held immense power!

His mother, Su Qin, was a member of the Dragon Xia Kingdom Elder Council and was recognized as the strongest female Elder in the nation, wielding immense influence in the imperial court!

Not to mention, he had an older sister who controlled the nation's top financial conglomerate and a loli younger sister who was an expert in various mystical Formations!

With such a Family and background, he should have been able to win even while lying down.

Yet, the "Lin Yuan" in the original story was a complete brain-dead idiot!

He was madly obsessed with the cold goddess before him, Li Xuan'er, becoming an absolute simp.

Li Xuan'er treated him like an ATM to be used at her whim.

Various cultivation resources and Heaven And Earth Treasures—as long as she asked, the original body would eagerly deliver them.

However, Li Xuan'er would immediately turn around and give all those resources to the story's destined protagonist—Ye Xuan.

In the end, the original body's fate was incredibly miserable.

Not only was he trampled underfoot by Ye Xuan and used as a stepping stone for his fame.

The entire Lin Family was also devoured and destroyed by the gradually rising Ye Xuan because of him.

When he read this novel in his previous life, Lin Yuan was nearly driven to a brain hemorrhage by the original body's idiotic actions.

Such a perfect starting hand.

He could have won just by lying down!

If not for the author forcing a plot-driven death, how could he have lost to the protagonist?

Now, he had become this brain-dead idiot?

No, absolutely not!

In his previous life, he was a 996 corporate slave, working himself to death while "enjoying" the so-called "blessings" every day.

Having finally transmigrated into such a divine start, how could he repeat the same mistakes?

He had to turn the situation around!

He was going to lie flat properly!

And enjoy this hard-won top-tier life!

Just then, a cold mechanical voice rang in his mind.

[Ding! Strong desire to lie flat detected from the host. Divine Rank Lying Flat System successfully bound!]

[This System aims to help the host better enjoy life. The host only needs to maintain a "Lying Flat" posture to receive generous rewards!]

[The flatter you lie, the more generous the rewards!]

Lin Yuan's eyes instantly lit up.

A Lying Flat System?

There's such a good thing?

This was simply tailor-made for him!

[Ding! First-time binding detected. Issuing a Newbie Gift Pack. Would you like to open it now?]

"Yes! Open it now!"

Lin Yuan thought without hesitation.

[Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining the Supreme Physique—Primordial Chaos Sacred Body!]

[Primordial Chaos Sacred Body: The number one sacred body of all time, one in a billion. It can automatically absorb Heaven and Earth Spiritual Qi at all times. Cultivation speed advances by leaps and bounds, the Physical Body is indestructible, and it is immune to all techniques!]

Boom!

A warm current instantly surged from his heart, flowing through his entire body.

Lin Yuan felt his body undergoing earth-shaking changes. Every cell was cheering, as if breaking free from some shackles, filled with infinite power!

"Lin Yuan? Why are you spacing out?"

Seeing Lin Yuan remain silent for a long time with a blank stare, Li Xuan'er's elegant brows furrowed even tighter, and her tone became increasingly impatient.

"Did you hear me? Yellow Grade Top Quality Qi Gathering Pills and a Century-old Blood Ginseng! Brother Ye Xuan is about to Breakthrough and needs them urgently! Give them to me quickly!"

As expected!

Lin Yuan sneered inwardly.

Just like the plot in the original story, these resources were to be used as capital for the destined protagonist, Ye Xuan, to achieve a Breakthrough.

In the original story, the simp Lin Yuan would go mad with jealousy upon hearing that the goddess's "Brother Ye Xuan" needed them.

But to please the goddess, he would still obediently take the treasures from the Family vault.

Unfortunately, the current Lin Yuan was no longer the simp he used to be.

Want to take resources from me to support your boy-toy?

In your dreams!

Lin Yuan slowly raised his head, looking at Li Xuan'er with a calm gaze. His thin lips parted slightly, uttering only a single word.

"Scram."

The air instantly fell silent.

The impatience and sense of entitlement on Li Xuan'er's face froze instantly. She even wondered if something was wrong with her ears.

"You... what did you say?" she asked in disbelief. "Lin Yuan, say that again!"

"I said, scram." Lin Yuan's tone was devoid of emotion, yet it carried an unquestionable coldness. "Do you not understand human speech?"

Li Xuan'er was completely stunned.

The Lin Yuan who used to be completely obedient and held her in the palm of his hand actually dared to tell her to scram?

A surge of shame and anger welled up in her heart.

She instantly threw a tantrum like a spoiled Young Miss. Her eyes reddened, and she said aggrievedly, "Lin Yuan! What's wrong with you today! How dare you speak to me like that? Do you not love me anymore?"

In the past, as long as she put on this pitiful appearance, Lin Yuan would immediately soften.

No matter how angry he was, it would vanish, and he would then kneel to coax her.

However, this time, she had miscalculated.

Lin Yuan slowly stood up from the sofa.

Along with his movement, an invisible aura burst forth!

It wasn't just the pressure of cultivation, but a sense of suppression originating from the very level of his existence!

Primordial Chaos Sacred Body!

The number one Physique of all time!

It naturally carried a supreme Divine Might!

Li Xuan'er felt a terrifying pressure descend upon her, making it difficult for her to breathe. Her legs weakened, and she almost collapsed to her knees!

Her heart pounded wildly, and all color drained from her face.

This...

Is this Lin Yuan?

How could he have become so terrifying!

"Don't play these tricks in front of me; it's useless."

Lin Yuan looked down at her with cold eyes. "I'll say it one last time: get out of my sight. Otherwise, face the consequences."

Under that pressure that seemed capable of crushing her Soul, Li Xuan'er couldn't utter another word.

The little tricks and temper in her heart were washed away completely by Fear.

She retreated two steps in a sorry state, gritting her teeth and squeezing out a parting shot.

"Lin Yuan, you... you just wait! You will definitely regret this!"

After speaking, she didn't dare to stay any longer.

She turned and fled in a panic from the villa that made her feel suffocated.