266: Tell me! Which girl did you write this poem for?

“You’ve recovered?” Dongfang Qian Yue asked, surprised.

The two had lived together for so many years and often had intimate moments.

On one hand, it was her guilt towards Su Xiaobai; after all, his body had been damaged by her.

On the other hand, it was also to cultivate their relationship; to capture a man's heart, one couldn't always just let him look and not touch.

So, occasionally when Su Xiaobai wanted to flirt with her, she would half-heartedly agree.

However, he had never mentioned a request like having a child before, as he had issues in that area at the time.

Su Xiaobai frowned. “Recovered from what?”

Only then did Dongfang Qian Yue realize that he didn't seem to know she was aware of his impotence.

She quickly coughed a few times.

“Ahem! It’s nothing, nothing. Didn’t you say we’d consummate our marriage after we got married? Why the sudden change of heart so soon?”

Su Xiaobai inwardly cursed his former useless self, who was truly a stumbling block to his home run!

“But Senior Sister, we’ve been together for so many years. While we’re still young, we should have a child.”

As he whined, his other hand was already on Dongfang Qian Yue’s fair, plump thigh, exploring up and down.

“Hmph! I think you’re pretending to want a child, but you really just want to sleep with me.” Dongfang Qian Yue grabbed his unruly hand and tossed it aside.

You saw right through me… Su Xiaobai sighed, lamenting that Senior Sister was too smart and hard to fool.

“However, if you really want to, it’s not like I can’t agree.” Just then, Dongfang Qian Yue changed the subject.

Su Xiaobai’s Bloodline instantly expanded. He ripped off his shirt, revealing his muscular chest and perfect eight-pack abs.

“Then what are we waiting for!”

He pounced towards Dongfang Qian Yue, puckering his lips to kiss her red lips.

“Wait.” Dongfang Qian Yue placed her index finger on his mouth, smiling charmingly. “Don’t be so impatient. I heard you wrote a poem for the Empress, describing her like a goddess. Why don’t you write one for me too?

As long as it’s better than hers, I’ll agree to let you sleep with me. That’s not a difficult request, is it?”

“A poem better than the goddess of the luo river, and one that describes appearance… this…” Su Xiaobai frantically searched his mind, but found that with his poetic reserves, he couldn't find anything!

How could a masterpiece that had dominated the literary world for centuries be so easily surpassed?

Especially when it was also describing appearance, he simply couldn't find anything.

“Sh-should we change the request? Or change the theme?” he asked tentatively.

Dongfang Qian Yue smiled. “What do you think?”

A few drops of cold sweat dripped from Su Xiaobai’s forehead.

Damn! I went too far back then and cut off my own retreat. I should have known Senior Sister would definitely be jealous!

After a long period of thought, a flash of inspiration struck him, and he straightened his back, saying:

“In the north, there is a beautiful lady, peerless and independent.

One glance overturns a city, another glance overturns a kingdom.”

“How’s that?”

“It’s pretty good. And then?”

“And then? That’s all there is.” Su Xiaobai scratched his head.

Dongfang Qian Yue smiled faintly.

Ah!

Su Xiaobai screamed and was kicked off the bed.

Dongfang Qian Yue picked up the dress on the floor, put it on, and looked at him with an icy expression. “You wrote so many lines in the poem for her, and for me, it’s just this much?”

“Moreover, I’m not from the north!”

Clang!

She drew her long sword and held it at Su Xiaobai’s neck, looking down at him with cold Killing Intent in her eyes.

“Tell me! Which girl did you write this poem for?!”

“Yikes!” Feeling the sharpness at his neck, Su Xiaobai’s hairs stood on end in fright. “Th-that was just for the sake of rhythm! I’ll change it right now!”

“Do you think I’ll believe that kind of excuse?” Dongfang Qian Yue’s pupils stared at him lifelessly.

“I… I…” Su Xiaobai was about to cry. He had really been too hasty just now, losing Jingzhou through carelessness!

Bang!!!

Su Xiaobai was roughly thrown out of the room by Dongfang Qian Yue, along with his clothes.

“Senior Sister! Listen to my explanation, I… it was really just a misunderstanding! I didn’t write poems for other girls!”

Su Xiaobai lay on the floor in front of the door, frantically knocking.

“Then what about the poem you wrote for the Empress?”

“She’s an exception!”

“Scram!”

Dongfang Qian Yue directly turned off the light.

The surrounding maids heard the commotion and couldn't help but gather, hiding in the corner and secretly observing Su Xiaobai.

maid led the charge, she loved this kind of gossip the most.

“Is Master being kicked out by Madam?”

“Looks like it.”

“So Master is a henpecked husband after all?”

“You don’t understand, do you? A man who fears his wife is a good man.”

The maids chattered away.

Backyard.

White Flower was originally practicing swordplay angrily in the backyard.

“Stab you to death! Stab you to death!”

The thought of Dongfang Qian Yue, that bitch, being intimate with Su Xiaobai on the bed, made her wish she could stab her seven or eight, even ten times!

“You like being stabbed so much, I’ll satisfy you!” she muttered fiercely, thrusting her sword forward rapidly.

As if Dongfang Qian Yue was right in front of her.

Just then, she suddenly heard a loud commotion from Su Xiaobai’s room.

She quickly went to check.

Seeing that Su Xiaobai had been kicked out, her heart immediately swelled with joy.

“Sure enough, Saint and this woman are not a match at all.”

The knot in her heart completely disappeared, and White Flower happily went back to practicing her sword.

Black Abyss watched from his room, cursing loudly.

“What in the world is Su Xiaobai doing? They say a short separation makes the heart grow fonder, but he gets kicked out on the first night. What a waste!”

If there was anyone present who was most anxious about Su Xiaobai’s lifelong affairs, it was undoubtedly Black Abyss.

To make his sister give up on Su Xiaobai, he had to make Su Xiaobai and Dongfang Qian Yue as close as glue. Forget about getting into bed tonight, he’d be happy if they got into bed every day!

Outside the room.

Su Xiaobai also noticed the surrounding gazes.

Even with his thick skin, his old face couldn't help but flush.

“What are you looking at? Get back to sleep!” he snapped.

“Hehe!” The maids laughed and quickly ran away.

Su Xiaobai sighed speechlessly. He was truly becoming less and less authoritative as the head of the household.

Unable to control his subordinates below, and unable to control Senior Sister above, it was difficult.

Saying that, he walked towards Black Abyss’s room.

His room was occupied by Senior Sister, and Black Abyss was the only other male in the residence, so he could only stay with him for the night.

He directly opened Black Abyss’s door, as if it were his own room.

“I’m sleeping here tonight,” he said.

Then he noticed Black Abyss with his arms crossed, staring at him with dead fish eyes.

“Your Senior Sister is back, and you don’t go sleep with her, but you want to sleep with me? Tsk!” A hint of disdain appeared in his eyes.

Su Xiaobai’s forehead veins bulged. His already bad mood just got worse.

“One more word and I’ll go sleep with your sister!”

When Black Abyss heard him threaten to sleep with White Flower, he immediately panicked and quickly stood in front of him.

“Su Xiaobai, stop your beastly behavior! Whatever you want to do, come at me, don’t lay a hand on White Flower!”

“Heh.” Su Xiaobai’s mouth curved into a very villainous smile. He knew Black Abyss’s weakness perfectly. “If you want your sister to be safe, then shut up!”

Black Abyss could only clench his fists, humiliatingly closing his mouth.

Su Xiaobai climbed onto Black Abyss’s bed and wrapped himself in the quilt.

He didn't get to sleep with Senior Sister today, and he lost face instead, boo hoo hoo…

Just then, he felt someone squeeze in behind him.

“What are you doing up here?”

“There’s only one quilt on this bed in the room, where else am I supposed to sleep if not on the bed?”

“Scram! You smell like body odor, stay away from me! Go sleep on the floor.”

Black Abyss was kicked off the bed by Su Xiaobai.

In this cold world, only by bullying Black Abyss could he find a shred of warmth for his soul.