6: Chapter 6: Can a demon be as handsome as me?

[Ding-dong, congratulations to the host for spending 501 points to purchase one upgrade for the Death Fish Pond, priced at 500 points, and one wooden house, priced at 1 point.]

"Alright, this young master is going to sleep, you guys continue having fun."

Kang Dalei clapped his blood-stained palms together, gave the three of them a squinting glare, and returned to the wooden house to prepare for a rest.

You have to admit, after that battle just now, he really was quite tired.

Lying on the wooden bed frame in the cabin, Kang Dalei crossed his legs and couldn't help but ask the system:

"System, tell me, you must rarely encounter transmigrators as handsome as me, right?"

"After all, someone as handsome as me is a once-in-a-millennium encounter."

[Ding-dong, the system rarely encounters someone as thick-skinned as the host.]

[Temporary mission released: Recruit the three members of the Heavenly Demon Sect as attendants for the Fishing Village, reward: one Wind God Cannon.]

"Should have said there was a mission earlier!"

Kang Dalei did a carp jump to his feet, grabbed the demon-slaying blade placed to the side, and walked out the door.

"Actually, I am a very democratic person. I'll give you three a choice. Here are three playing cards, each of you pick one."

"Whoever picks the largest becomes my servant."

"Whoever picks the smallest becomes my lackey."

"Whoever picks the middle one becomes my henchman."

"What's the difference?" Xiahou La retorted.

Then, Kang Dalei backhanded him with a loud slap.

"A lackey is a lackey, a servant is a servant, and a henchman is a henchman. Can't you see the names are different?"

"Pah! Kang Dalei, if you want to kill us, then kill us. If you want to slice us, then slice us. Stop using these weird things to humiliate us."

Ruan Mi, standing to the side, simply couldn't stand Kang Dalei's smug, villainous appearance.

He had been running from her just a moment ago; now that he had broken through his cultivation realm, he was showing off in front of them. If she were released, she could take on ten Kang Daleis by herself.

Kang Dalei narrowed his eyes. "Do you have something to say?"

Ruan Mi said viciously:

"Stop acting so smug. If you have the guts, release me and let's have a fair duel. If I don't beat the crap out of you, I'll let you do whatever you want with me. But if you lose, let us go."

"This…" Kang Dalei rubbed his chin, clicking his tongue in a dilemma.

"That's not great. How about we change the method? Every time you lose, you take off a piece of clothing. If I lose, I'll let you go back. How about that?"

"You!" Ruan Mi's cheeks flushed red. She spat viciously at Kang Dalei and stopped speaking.

She was only wearing a vest; if she took it off, then everything would be…

Seeing her go quiet, Kang Dalei became interested.

"How about this? I'll fight the three of you alone. If I win, you take off three pieces of clothing. If I lose, I'll let you go back. You three shouldn't be afraid of just one of me, right?"

"Are you serious?" This time, Ruan Mi was visibly excited.

"Serious." Kang Dalei teased Ruan Mi's small, cute chin, then swung his blade to cut the ropes and released them.

As soon as she was free, Ruan Mi launched an attack directly.

Xiahou La and Kang Dalei's prison mate saw this and also unleashed their martial arts techniques, charging at Kang Dalei, only for all three of them to be sent flying again simultaneously.

Kang Dalei's speed and strength were now countless times faster and stronger than before.

In just one move, all three were defeated.

"You lost." Pointing his blade at the three, Kang Dalei smiled at them, revealing a row of yellowish-white teeth with a vegetable leaf stuck in them.

Finally, he shifted his gaze to Ruan Mi.

"I hope you are a woman of your word."

Don't look at how Ruan Mi is usually boisterous and merciless to enemies; she was actually quite honorable at this moment.

She nodded at Kang Dalei and then said indifferently:

"Let's go to the wooden house. You wouldn't want them to be with us, right?"

"No problem."

Kang Dalei's eyes lit up, and his hormones erupted completely as Ruan Mi stepped into the wooden house.

"Do you want to see?" Inside the wooden house, Ruan Mi's voice was soft and sweet.

Kang Dalei nodded seriously.

Ruan Mi unbuttoned her shirt, pulled it up, and threw it right in Kang Dalei's face.

A scent of fragrance wafted over. Just as Kang Dalei was about to lament that a night of spring is worth a thousand gold, Ruan Mi's furious voice came over, followed by a fist as big as a sandbag.

"Want to see? Go back and find your mom."

"Kang Dalei, the people who have designs on this lady can line up from the Heavenly Demon Sect all the way to Dongning Prefecture. Who do you think you are, you coward, pervert, liar, shameless lecher!"

The more Ruan Mi talked, the harder she hit. While hitting him, she didn't forget to pull out the monster core cannon, preparing to give Kang Dalei a few more shots.

But just as she touched the monster core cannon, Kang Dalei's cheeky voice rang out in her ear again.

"Wife, have you hit enough? Do you want your husband to show you some love?"

"Ah!" Ruan Mi was startled, but when she saw Kang Dalei's muscular body radiating majestic divine power, she was completely stunned.

"You, you, are you human or a monster?"

"A monster? Can a monster be as handsome as me?" Grabbing Ruan Mi's slender, smooth arm, Kang Dalei said with an ugly expression:

"You have provoked this young master time and again. Now, let you taste this young master's Tyrant Fist."

Half an hour passed.

Ruan Mi, Xiahou La, and Kang Dalei's prison mate were now kneeling obediently before Kang Dalei, and in his hand was an indentured servant contract the system had just provided.

After signing the contract, the three of them were considered members of the body refining pavilion and could cultivate using any resources Kang Dalei provided. However, if anyone betrayed him, all the resources they had cultivated would be completely reclaimed.

Looking at the three glaring words, "Indentured Contract," Ruan Mi's eyes looked as if they were spitting fire.

"Kang Dalei, you have gone too far."

Kang Dalei smiled indifferently.

"Gone too far? Is it more excessive than you guys? Less nonsense, sign it. From now on, you three are menial laborers of my body refining pavilion. When you get promoted to steward, elder, or venerated guest depends on your performance."

"Also, help me renovate the Fishing Village. When I wake up, if I see the Fishing Village still looking like this, prepare yourselves for the whip."

The three thought to themselves: "Working the early shift."

At night, Kang Dalei had a dream. He dreamt that the beauties from Cang Yuan Tu were surrounding him, calling him 'big brother' non-stop.

Just as he was about to pick up God Venerable Qingyu to 'exercise,' a slap woke him up instantly.

"What, you dare to seek death!" Kang Dalei flashed to the corner of the bed, looking at Ruan Mi in front of him with a very ugly expression:

"What are you doing?"

But at this moment, Ruan Mi appeared somewhat reserved. She looked at Kang Dalei, wanting to say something but hesitating.

"Uh, boss, that story about the Bodhi Patriarch you told last time, is it, is it true?"

"Of course." Kang Dalei answered without even thinking.

However, after saying that, his expression immediately turned cunning.

"Why are you suddenly asking this?"

Ruan Mi fidgeted for a long time without saying a word.

At this moment, Kang Dalei seemed to sense something and rushed out of the wooden house.

He saw two figures in the fish pond, leisurely sitting cross-legged with their eyes closed, cultivating in the fish pond.

Upon seeing the two, Kang Dalei immediately got angry, picked up the demon-slaying blade, and prepared to teach them a lesson.

"Damn it, the Fishing Village hasn't even been cleaned up yet, and you dare to slack off."

But just as he was about to move, the hem of his clothes was pulled by Ruan Mi, who had followed him out.

She said cautiously, blushing:

"Uh, boss, the Fishing Village has already been cleaned up."

Only then did Kang Dalei carefully look around.

Sure enough, every tree, flower, plant, fallen leaf, and dead branch had been cleaned until spotless.