7: Please, kind older sister, take me in! [Please continue reading!]

Ji Ziyue was practically hanging on her two maids as they helped her back to her courtyard.

She felt like a sun-dried salted fish, almost out of strength to even lift a finger.

Pushing open the familiar door, she only wanted to immediately collapse onto her soft big bed, meet the Duke of Zhou, and forget all the painful Cultivate memories from today.

However, the moment the door opened, her blurry vision caught a figure that made her blood pressure instantly skyrocket—

Chu Feng, who called himself Chaos Heavenly Venerate, was currently leaning comfortably on her embroidered bed, one hand pillowing his head, while the other held a treasured Vermilion Spiritual Fruit, the most abundant in Spiritual Qi, and was happily munching on it with a “crunch!” Seeing her return, that guy even raised his head and gave her an extremely punchable, mischievous grin!

In an instant, all fatigue and drowsiness vanished into thin air!

Ji Ziyue felt all the blood in her body rush to her head, and a surge of strength, she knew not from where, erupted from her originally soft body!

“Chu Feng—!!!”

She let out a shriek of shame and indignation, violently breaking free from her maids' support, and like a kitten whose tail had been stepped on, she bared her fangs and claws and charged towards the bed!

The two maids were startled by their Young Miss's sudden “outburst” and exchanged glances. They naturally couldn't see a living person lying on the bed; from their perspective, after their Young Miss returned, she suddenly erupted in a furious rage at the empty bed for some unknown reason.

“Is Young Miss… too tired from Cultivating, holding in her anger?” one maid whispered.

“It must be. Let's go out quickly and let Young Miss vent by herself.” The other maid nodded hurriedly, and the two tacitly retreated from the room, thoughtfully closing the door.

Yes, Young Miss furiously smashing a pillow at thin air, while grumbling “bastard” and “scoundrel” between smashes, must definitely be under too much stress.

Once the door closed, Ji Ziyue became even more “reckless,” picking up a pillow and smashing it directly at Chu Feng's head.

“You bastard! Scoundrel! Hooligan! I was tormented to death by my brother outside! And you! You're secretly eating my spiritual fruit on my bed! And you're even smiling so happily! I'll beat you to death! Beat you to death!”

The soft pillow, imbued with the maiden's fury, landed on Chu Feng's body repeatedly. Chu Feng not only didn't dodge but even adjusted his posture to broaden the “strike zone,” a look of great enjoyment on his face.

“Mm~ Yes, right there, a little more force… Little Moon, didn't you eat? Oh right, you actually haven't had dinner yet…”

His words, which were adding fuel to the fire, infuriated Ji Ziyue even more. After smashing for a long time, seeing that this guy didn't budge and she herself was exhausted and panting, a wave of grievance washed over her. She threw the pillow away, suddenly pounced forward, grabbed one of Chu Feng's arms, opened her small mouth, and bit down hard!

“Woo—!”

Chu Feng was startled. Feeling the warm sensation on his arm and that insignificant biting force, he instantly reined in all the Chaos Qi and Quasi-Emperor level Divine Power in his body to the extreme, even completely suppressing the instinctive recoil of his Physical Body, fearing that he might accidentally shatter this little girl's teeth.

Ji Ziyue used all her might, feeling as if she was biting a divine iron, which made her teeth ache, yet she couldn't even leave a tooth mark.

She angrily released her bite, looking at Chu Feng's perfectly intact arm, then at his innocent expression, which only made her even angrier.

“Are you made of iron, you guy? Your face is thick, and your body is also so thick!”

Chu Feng looked at the wet bite mark on his arm with a wry smile: “Why are you biting people? Are you a puppy?”

“Hmph! It's all your fault for making me angry! It's all your fault!” Ji Ziyue put her hands on her hips, puffed out her budding chest, and tried to look fierce. Unfortunately, combined with her flushed, pretty face and slightly disheveled hair, she had no deterrence whatsoever and only looked more adorable.

She took a deep breath, deciding to deal with personal hygiene first, and pointed outside the door, issuing an eviction notice to Chu Feng: “I'm going to take a bath now! You, right now, immediately, get out! No peeking at me bathing, understand?!”

Chu Feng looked at her feigned ferocity, finding it amusing, and nodded compliantly: “Yes, yes, yes, my little rich lady. I'll come back after you've finished bathing, how about that?”

With that, his figure swayed, and he vanished from the room like a wisp of smoke.

Ji Ziyue, uneasy, checked the room several times, even lifting the quilt to look under the bed, confirming that the annoying guy had really left, before letting out a long sigh of relief.

Fatigue washed over her again like a tide. She dragged her heavy steps towards the steaming bathtub in the inner part of the room… And Chu Feng, who had been “kicked out of the house,” was currently floating idly in the invisible Void Realm above the Ji Family. The night wind blew gently, and he touched his nose, his Divine Thought sinking into the Chat Group.

Chu Feng: @Fairy An Miaoyi, are you there? Little Moon heartlessly kicked me out of the house, I'm homeless, wandering the streets (Void Realm). Your place is elegant, and you're beautiful and kind-hearted, could you take me in for a night? [Pitiable.jpg]

After a while, An Miaoyi replied, her tone carrying a hint of laziness and polite refusal.

An Miaoyi: [Fellow Daoist Chu is joking~ Little sister is currently bathing, it's really inconvenient to receive guests, please forgive me, Fellow Daoist~]

Rejected by An Miaoyi, Chu Feng was not discouraged and immediately shifted his target.

Chu Feng: @Fairy Yan Ruyu, the Azure Lotus Immortal Cave must be quiet and elegant, I wonder if I could stay for a night?

Yan Ruyu: [Inconvenient. Also bathing.]

Chu Feng's mouth twitched, such a coincidence? He then @ed the Saintess of the Jade Pool.

Chu Feng: @Saintess of the Jade Pool Big Sister Saintess, the Jade Pool Immortal Land is a pure land in the world, surely it wouldn't let a displaced person sleep in the wilderness, right?

Saintess of the Jade Pool: [Jade Pool Forbidden Ground, no outside guests. Sorry.]

Chu Feng looked at these uniformly “bathing” and “refusal” reasons, and immediately understood.

These Fairies were not like the innocent and naive Little Moon; they were highly vigilant. How could they let a grown man casually enter their private chambers? It seemed that this soft rice wasn't so easy to eat from just any family.

Just as he was about to turn his gaze to the last Fairy in the group, before he could @ her, the Demoness herself jumped out.

Demoness: [Oh my~ Little brother is so pitiful? This elder sister really wants to invite you over as a guest and ‘entertain’ you personally~ What a pity, we are separated by an Epoch of Time and Space, you can't come even if you want to! Hehe!]

Chu Feng looked at the Demoness's obvious teasing, clearly enjoying the spectacle, and replied grumpily.

Chu Feng: [You know I can't cross over, yet you're still tempting me, how despicable! Just wait, when my cultivation reaches the heavens and I can cross the River of Epochs, I'll come to your side first and devour you completely!]

Demoness: [Hahaha! Alright! This elder sister keeps her word, if you can really come, I promise to be clean and waiting for you, to see who ‘eats’ whom~!]

This bold and fiery conversation between the two instantly made the other Fairies who were lurking in the group unable to bear it.

An Miaoyi: [...Fellow Daoists, please continue chatting, little sister will take her leave first.]

Yan Ruyu: [...Shameless.]

Saintess of the Jade Pool: [...What impropriety.]

The three almost simultaneously went offline, fleeing the “corrupt” chat scene at light speed.

Chu Feng and the Demoness, however, didn't care at all and chatted even more enthusiastically.

The Demoness effortlessly reeled off all sorts of risqué jokes, constantly “teasing” Chu Feng; Chu Feng, with a face as thick as a city wall, not only accepted them all but could also extrapolate and “tease” back, making the Demoness on the other side laugh heartily, exclaiming that she had found a kindred spirit.

The two bantered like this for nearly half an hour.

It wasn't until Chu Feng's Divine Thought perceived that Little Moon had finished her bath, changed into a clean nightgown, and was walking out of the bathtub while wiping her wet hair, that he reluctantly bid farewell to the Demoness.

Chu Feng: [Gotta go, my Little Moon is done bathing, I need to go back.]

Demoness: [Oh~ Can't wait already? Go, go, be gentle with the little girl, don't be as ‘fierce’ as you say you are~ Hehe!]

Chu Feng: [...Keep your thoughts pure!]

Ending the shameless chat with the Demoness, Chu Feng's figure once again merged into the Void Realm, silently returning to the familiar boudoir filled with a maiden's fragrance.

He looked at Ji Ziyue, who had just emerged from her bath, her small face flushed from the steam, appearing even more delicate and charming, and unconsciously, that smile that made Ji Ziyue want to hit him again appeared on his face.

Hmm, Little Moon's place is still the “warmest.” This soft rice, Chu Feng was determined to eat!