Chapter 155 Li Jinfu's Wine History

Chapter 155 Li Jinfu's Wine History
The four returned to the dining table, put aside their identities as the owners of the non-staple food shop, and started chatting as friends and elders and juniors for the first time.

During this period, Li Jinfu threatened to drink alcohol, and everyone was not as good as his temper, so except Li Zhengyang, the other three people began to exchange glasses. After a few rounds, their faces were flushed, and there were many interesting things after that.

First of all, let me talk about why Li Zhengyang is so intoxicated with alcohol. In fact, he always says that he will be a tiger, but why is it the opposite for Li Zhengyang?In fact, this sentence has also been very well reflected in Li Zhengyang, which can be seen from the fact that he was able to drink three bottles of beer alone when he was three years old.

But someone has to ask again, why can he drink beer when he was three years old, and then he was not allowed to open a winery when he was seven or eight years old, and brewed Shaodao by himself?
Li Zhengyang said otherwise. When he was in the first grade of elementary school, he felt that the books and textbooks were just boring, and basketball and sports were not attractive at all. For this general, the only thing that could arouse his interest was drinking. This one thing.

So he skipped class, yes, his mother skipped class in the first grade of elementary school, and he still skipped class with the pocket money from the same table.

He sat in the bar alone and drank three glasses of white wine alone. The boss looked dumbfounded and said that he didn't have time to go to the bathroom, why the hell was all the water of life on the table used to mix drinks gone.

As a result, Li Zhengyang was admitted to the hospital on the spot, and the bar suffered from Li Jinfu's relentless revenge.

At this point, Li Zhengyang can no longer drink alcohol.

And back to the interesting things on the wine table.

Originally, He Luo, who was still willing to respectfully call him Brother Li, and Meng Hong, who respectfully called his father-in-law "Dad", all changed their names to Mr. Li under the influence of alcohol and heat.

Li Jinfu naturally called them Mr. He and Mr. Meng.

Li Jinfu usually likes to drink tea, but he always despises Huaiyuanshan's habit of drinking.

But when it comes to the actual wine, in terms of quality, it may not be worse than that of Huaiyuan Mountain.

In terms of drinking, Li Jinfu is enough to lead the three armies. If drinking can promote the development of civilization, he is enough to lead the people of the whole country to drink three modernizations two centuries ahead of schedule.If drinking can promote business development, he can also manipulate the market by himself and control the second financial crisis in the beautiful country next door.

Only Mr. Li himself can get drunk on Mr. Li.

— Carl Ricks

A person who can drink is composed of 1% liver cells and 99% gold.

—Torres, Edison
Mr. Li said that he was born in the Beijing-Hebei region when he was a child. Zhang Fei, Liu Bei, and Zhao Zilong are not far from him. When they drank, at that moment, they all seemed to be possessed by their souls, allowing him to gallop freely and win the championship.

Jinfu from Yan is here, who dares to have a bowl with me!
Changbanpo has seven entrances and seven exits, but I, Changshan Li Jinfu, am the only one.

By the way, Changbanpo is the nickname for the bathroom in the hotel.

Li Jinfu said that his legend when he was young was to win glory for the country, and he found a girl from the Republic of Korea.

Li Zhengyang yelled, I, as a son, don't know when it happened.

Li Jinfu waved his hand, it's normal that you don't know, how did you know about your father and I when we were young?On the contrary, if I have a chance, I must let you know this woman who almost became your own mother, so you can treat her as your little mother.

Li Zhengyang is well aware of the greatness of human reproductive genetic engineering. Looking at his father's drunken appearance, he secretly said that it was probably a lie. If he really had a Korean girlfriend, it would have been exposed as early as the New Year's Eve dinner.

Speaking of this Korean girlfriend, Pibai has long legs and narrow eyes. Because she is so beautiful, she secretly suspects that she has undergone plastic surgery. It is not a major surgery, but also minor repairs. The bridge of the nose and the crevices of the eyelids, there are always traces of cutting and axing.

Although Li Jinfu enjoys that others envy him for having such a beautiful horse, he also thinks that this kind of mentality is a kind of naked jealousy. He wants to allow a talented East Asian flower with proud eyes and a big nose to appear in the south of the Korean peninsula. .

The father of the Flower of East Asia is an engineer in a Korean company. His surname is Park, and his pronunciation is very domineering. His name is Park Canxuan. Everyone thinks that this is a sign of pride for Park and a very healthy mentality.Father Park’s family lives in Shanghai. At that time, he felt that Li Jinfu was a talented person. He wanted to invite Li Jinfu to the humble house for a drink. He couldn’t understand Korean, but according to his understanding of the facial expressions and body language at that time, the general meaning should be Yes, I will bring more than [-] yuan of Korean liquor and join the general to hunt in Wu.

Naturally, Li Jinfu, as the sole combat force of the Chinese delegation, was obliged to do so.

Before leaving, the wind was rustling and the water was cold. Someone held Li Jinfu's hand and said that it would be a disaster for him if he left. If he didn't say goodbye, he would be willing to go with him.

Li Jinfu had a pleasant face and said that nothing happened, but it was only South Korea, and within three times, he would never dare to cross Jiangdong again if he was sure to kill him.

Some people say, Li Jinfu, that Father Park has invited all his relatives and friends, and is just waiting to prepare for a round of battle with you. I miss you, a Chinese son-in-law, and I have to surrender. I am afraid that if you are negligent for a moment, your foundation will be destroyed. My lord, still Please think twice!

Li Jinfu said, everyone, if King Xiang invites you to drink, you have to go, or you have to go, even if it is a Hongmen banquet, you should go to it.If I am lucky enough to find a way to escape, the future will be up to you all to compete in the Central Plains.

He was so heroic, he really had the pride of a hero in the Hebei region, so he went to drink on the bus.

That night, Father Park teamed up with his men Brother Cui, Uncle Wang, and Brother Lu to set up the Busan Eight-Gate Golden Lock Formation, covered the sky with flags, and had a drink with Li Jinfu.

The Korean girl wanted to be with her, but was waved away by Mr. Park.

"Next, it will be a conversation between men, Comrade Xiao Li, are you ready?"

Papa Park first acted first and then respected, with a powerful momentum, like millions of ancestors in Korea singing in unison.Li Jinfu didn't say a word, didn't refuse, didn't refuse, and followed with a cup.

Old brother Cui said that the young man has a good capacity for alcohol, and with one move, the general shines on the sun, raises his head, and gulps down a bowl of wine. Li Jinfu smiles slightly, followed by a bowl of wine, like a pursuer.

Brother Cui and the two who were killed are inseparable.

Brother Lu said, my friend, they both drink stupidly. We are completely different. Let me ask you, where in China are you working.

Li Jinfu said that I am a SJZ person in the Hebei region, and the ancient city of Yanzhao has many heroes and warriors.

Mr. Lu said, oh, he is from the village, so it is near our Shanghai.

Li Jinfu remained silent, poured three glasses for Brother Lu, and said to Uncle Lu, our SJZ is on Namek, there is no water there, only wine, and there was a monkey with yellow hair pouring it into the wine, In just half a day, the entire solar system was wiped out upon waking up. This is the earliest and largest drinking madness in the history of rumors.

But in the end, Uncle Wang came forward and said that my ancestor was the famous Korean general Yi Sun-shin, who was good at water warfare, and he turned wine into water here, let me gallop, my little brother in China, dare to fight me.

Li Jinfu frowned, thinking to himself who the famous North Korean general was, he didn’t know if there was such a person, he took out his mobile phone and started Baidu on the spot, but after checking, there was indeed this warrior, and the person who came was not kind. The other party is also a hero, so I must not be careless.

"It just so happens that there is a famous Sanbao eunuch Ma Sanbao in my family, also known as Zheng He, who sailed seven times to the west, the sea is immeasurable, and the stormy waves are nothing but minor difficulties. I will drink with you!"

After the two drank freely for a full hour, Li Sunchen was finally defeated, the flags and drums were silenced, and the turtle boat was completely destroyed.

After this battle, Li Jinfu became famous overseas, and since then, all the wine parties have been devoted to him.

Someone asked Li Jinfu, how the hell do you drink?

Li Jinfu said that the strength of the Jinro and sake they drank was too low, and they drank more than [-] bottles, but they still didn't feel good.

They explained that since then, Li Jinfu has been named the People's Drinking Artist, drinking with Li Jinfu, and Li Jinfu's life does not need to be drunk after drinking.

(End of this chapter)