Chapter 76 Brother, Your Resume Is Too Outrageous

Chapter 76 Brother, Your Resume Is Too Outrageous

After Lin Hao went out just now, unlike several other middle-aged candidates, he did not hide it. He immediately shared with He Luo the difficult questions of the interviewer and, most importantly, the terrifying coercive aura of the main interviewer.

So before he came in, he subconsciously felt that the chief interviewer should be a faceless Shura with three heads and six arms, holding a judge's pen in his hand, and whenever he heard any wrong word in the answer, his pen would drop down.

Landing on the black and white profile picture on your resume, with a big cross drawn, not only rejected your interview, but also sentenced you to death.

Until he saw those legs.

The slender, flawless, plump and slightly plump jade legs were placed on the brown wooden table seemingly casually, swaying comfortably.

Almost at the same time, He Luo remembered that he had seen these legs more than once in his memory.

He has seen such a graceful pair of legs in the Xintiandi shopping mall, on the desks of the classes, in the corridors of the cafeteria, and even by the grove in the school.

And the man seemed particularly fond of showing off in hot jean shorts, showing off the biological parts that support the body and walk.

He Luo wondered when he mastered the ability to know people's legs.

But anyway, at that moment, the two figures, or the two pairs of legs, overlapped.

So he couldn't help himself: "Damn it."

The male interviewer frowned and waved at him: "Candidates, please don't speak dirty words. Remember your identity. You are here for the interview."

He Luo murmured in his heart and tried his best to control himself from looking at the snow-white and slender table, but the examiner seemed to be deliberately teasing, taking off the hooded hat of the light green sweatshirt, and then took off the goose-yellow peaked cap.

The fiery red short hair spread out like a swell, like dazzling fireworks in the night sky.

Her slender fingers passed through the ends of her hair, revealing her full and fair forehead. For just a moment, He Luo saw that one of her index fingers gently curled up the end of her hair and hooked it towards him, and then quickly returned to its original shape. .

The main interviewer put on his peaked cap again, and covered his hair with a pullover, as if nothing had happened.

The expression on He Luo's face was indescribable.

Sun Yi, why is this bitch here! ?
If those legs weren't conclusive evidence, the signature short bright red hair said it all.

Counting that he didn't go to school for some days, he almost forgot about her figure.

Now she actually appeared in front of his eyes, sitting in the position of his main interviewer in such an abrupt manner.

This was really hard for him to accept for a while.

Seeing the weird expression on He Luo's face, Sun Yi couldn't mention how happy she was, it was simply covered by a mask so that she could have fun secretly.

She raised her brows lightly towards He Luo, which roughly meant: How about it, the surname is He, I didn't expect my old lady to be here, right?
Ever since I introduced Benjamin to this guy that day, he disappeared without even saying thank you.

After that, she never came to school once, and disappeared from her sight for a full ten days.

Just when she was wondering, she received an instruction from Bai Yanluo to temporarily check the situation at the Cannes Vocational Qualification Examination Center.

Originally, she had always ignored such trivial matters, and immediately wanted to shirk, but Bai Yanluo told her that there was a name on the list that she was definitely interested in.

Sun Yi saw He Luo's name and the black-and-white photos he took with dead fish eyes, and immediately rolled with laughter, out of breath, and decisively responded to the matter.

He Luo, He Luo, it turns out that you were employed without a license before?

A counterfeit pumper dares to challenge the old lady, and dares to say that he is not afraid of Jiangchuan Mayuan, and today the old lady must treat you well.

He Luo didn't know how many evil thoughts this girl had in her heart. His only thought was to finish the answer quickly and let me slip away. I don't know why, but according to his observation, Sun Yi's eyes always revealed a hint of evil today. If there is any murderous intent.

Still the female interviewer on the far left began to ask: "Candidate He Luo, please introduce yourself first."

He Luo nodded: "Hello, interviewers. My name is He Luo. I just turned [-] in March this year. I am a senior high school student who has given up studying. Please take care of me."

"Pfft!"

Sun Yi, who was sitting in the middle, couldn't hold back and laughed out loud.

The four interviewers looked at each other with weird expressions on their faces. They advocated concise and powerful self-introductions, and they had never heard such a "concise" self-introduction.

The female interviewer blinked: "It's over? What about the others? Including your experience? Goals? Self-management?"

He Luo pursed his lips: "Do I need to say that? Isn't it clearly written on the resume? You can just take a look at it yourself. It's not a particularly important thing worth mentioning, so I won't waste my words."

The female interviewer's eyes widened, and she thought to herself, boy, do you know that you are talking back to the interviewer, and you have violated the taboo of interviewing?Have you ever thought about it?
Besides, who doesn't know that your experience profile has it all, so we didn't bother to read it, so we asked you?

In surprise, the interviewers glanced at this boy's experience.

Good guy, you don't know if you don't look at it, it's amazing to see it.

"When I debuted, I drew cards against Mr. Fang Yuanfang, a veteran and veteran drafter who is known as the No. 1 local proxy draw in Cannes, and won the victory with a huge advantage of a thousand points."

What the hell is this writing about! ?
The interviewer was dumbfounded.

Fang Yuan and the others have indeed heard about it. He is indeed a well-known professional pumper in the local area, but is he as amazing as he said, and he is also the No.1 local pumper? You kid is too good at putting money on your face. ! ?
Then the next line is even more outrageous.

"Created a world record of 52 consecutive failures to draw R and cards, and then turned into a clown in Cannes, and single-drawn SSR in extreme anger."

"In the dark and windy night, I pretended to be an unknown dark knight in Kangcheng District, and took away the only and most precious life-long medical card with just one swipe, and left behind, hiding my merit and fame."

One of the most outrageous items is: "I was inextricably killed in the hospital with a violent woman who claimed to be the No. Capture. With the help of Kangcheng Galewind and Auto Repair Raptor, he won a complete victory, and finally with the help of Zhou Zhongbai Yanluo, he repelled all the enemies by himself."

The four interviewers felt that someone had given them a stun gun on each of their faces, then slapped them hard 33 times, and finally pulled out their IQs and placed them in the middle of a highway with no speed limit. Let many dump trucks achieve success again and again.

Looking at the little kid in front of him who spread his hands helplessly, his teeth itch with anger.

Are you fucking kidding us?

Do you know that No. 1 of the new generation in Luzhou is sitting in front of you right now?How dare you write that?

Are you inseparable from a rookie who has never passed the qualification exam?Are you fucking bragging about going to the earth's stratosphere?

Also, do you fucking know who Zhou Zhongbai Yan Luo is, so you just make it up?

The absolute leader of the entire Luzhou generation drawing world, the lord who defended against enemies from all directions by himself, personally went into battle to help you warm up the field, right?
Then should we assign you a kamikaze team as bodyguards?

He Luo looked at the extremely exaggerated expressions on the faces of the four interviewers, and wondered what?Every sentence I wrote is the truth from the bottom of my heart, not a lie.

If you don’t believe me, just ask the one among you and you’ll know.

However, my experience should be a little richer than others.
(End of this chapter)