155: Chapter 155 Really, it only hurt once, not at all!
Yun Baizhou struck the ten-zhang wide furnace lid up with a single palm strike.
He added the Nine Poisons Spirit Worm raw materials given by Jiang Lan into the Pill Furnace.
Then his hands quickly formed seals.
Beneath the Pill Furnace, his Natal Nascent Fire instantly ignited, and he began Alchemy!
This hundred-zhang large purple saint pill furnace was brought from the Central Province Imperial Family by the founding Old Ancestor of the Ten Thousand Medicine Sect.
It was a solid Nascent Soul Realm Supreme Magic Treasure.
With the same recipe and heat control,
the efficacy of the Medicinal Pill refined using the purple saint pill furnace was twice that of an ordinary Pill Furnace!
After the time it takes for an incense stick to burn,
Yun Baizhou knocked the dozens of zhang wide furnace lid away with a single palm strike.
From within, he took out a white pill the size of a date pit.
"Young Lord Jiang, the Nine Poisons Spirit Worm detoxification pill has been refined."
Jiang Lan held it in his hand and took a look.
The Nine Poisons Spirit Worm detoxification pill was the size of a thumb,
continuously emitting bursts of refreshing medicinal fragrance.
Jiang Lan took just one sniff, and a cooling sensation rushed from his tailbone straight to the crown of his head; his spirit was invigorated, and his eyes instantly cleared up!
It had to be said, Yun Baizhou's Alchemy techniques, passed down from the Central Province Imperial Family, were indeed Heaven-Defying!
Ten thousand meters high in the Taixu Realm sky,
nine hundred-zhang Nascent Soul Realm Thunder Dragons
were pulling a massive Flying Boat,
flying rapidly toward Shu Mountain.
On the deck of the Flying Boat,
stood about a hundred Disciples of the Ten Thousand Medicine Sect,
looking around curiously and clicking their tongues in wonder!
That's right!
Jiang Lan had brought the entire Ten Thousand Medicine Sect
all back to Shu Mountain!
Although the Ten Thousand Medicine Sect had joined Shu Mountain Qingyun Peak as a secondary Sect,
normally, they could still establish their Sect independently elsewhere.
Through the battle with the demonic Soul Devouring Pavilion,
Yun Baizhou, the Sect Master of the Ten Thousand Medicine Sect, realized
the Taixu Realm might soon fall into great chaos!
The reason was simple: the demonic Sects hadn't dared to invade the Taixu Realm for over 400 years.
This time, the Soul Devouring Pavilion actually dared to invade the Taixu Realm with their entire Sect,
massacring the entire Ten Thousand Medicine Sect in broad daylight,
which proved that the Demon Spirit Realm had declared full-scale war against the Taixu Realm!
The Demon Spirit Realm was clearly much weaker than the Taixu Realm;
the reason they dared to initiate the war
was surely because there was someone behind them!
When the nest is overturned, how can any eggs remain intact?
Moreover, Yun Baizhou himself had just stepped into the Nascent Soul Realm.
Any random team from a demonic Sect
could easily kill him and wipe out the Ten Thousand Medicine Sect!
Therefore, Yun Baizhou, the Sect Master of the Ten Thousand Medicine Sect, finally chose
to follow Jiang Lan back to Shu Mountain Qingyun Peak with the entire Sect.
After all, Shu Mountain had Yu Hengzi presiding over it.
Even if the entire Taixu Realm fell into chaos,
Shu Mountain would be fine!
Inside the main hall of the Flying Boat,
sat a Silver-haired Cultivator who was incredibly handsome,
showing off sixteen-pack abs.
That's right!
This Silver-haired Cultivator was none other than Jiang Lan.
Jiang Lan used the concealment ring to open a ten-zhang wide Concealment Formation,
opened the Supreme Spirit Gathering Formation on the spot,
and began to take stock of the gains from the battle at the Ten Thousand Medicine Sect.
Jiang Lan first pulled out the Heaven Rank offensive Formation, the Ancient Dragon Battle Soul Array,
and brought up the attribute panel to take a look.
Name: Ancient Dragon Battle Soul Array
Type: Offensive Battle Formation
Rank: Heaven Rank
Formation Effect: Summons the Ancient Dragon Battle Soul, which can possess allied Cultivators within a 1,000-mile range. Cultivators possessed by the Ancient Dragon Battle Soul gain an 80% increase in attack power and a 200% increase in Battle Intent.
Holy crap! This Formation is awesome!
This Formation is too perverted!
This is incredible for group battles.
Once the Ancient Dragon Battle Soul Array is activated, within a thousand-mile radius, all allied Cultivators will be possessed by the Ancient Dragon Battle Soul.
Attack power increases by 80%, Battle Intent increases by 200%!
Jiang Lan estimated he could unleash power at the Peak of the Spirit Transformation Realm with one slash.
Instantly killing a Great Nascent Soul wouldn't be impossible either!
However, a 200% increase in Battle Intent was a bit abstract on paper; he'd have to see the effect during actual combat.
Jiang Lan continued to pull out a palm-sized immortal bell,
the immortal soul bell!
Jiang Lan brought up the attribute panel of the immortal soul bell and took a look!
Name: immortal soul bell
Rank: immortal rank
Trait: The immortal soul bell can refine Cultivators' souls to continuously level up. Currently refined souls: [0/100].
Skill: Immortal Soul Seal. Cultivators can form the Immortal Soul Seal to enter the immortal soul state.
Status: Unbound.
Suddenly! Ding-dong!
system prompt: The Immortal Artifact immortal soul bell has met the binding conditions. Please choose:
☞ Spend 580,000 RMB to permanently bind the Divine Beast immortal soul bell. Once bound, it will become your Natal Immortal Artifact and will not drop upon death.
☞ Spend 0 yuan, do not bind.
Spend it!
Must spend it!
Binding an Immortal Artifact for only 580,000 RMB is simply too good a deal!
Jiang Lan chose ☞ Spend 580,000 RMB to permanently bind the Divine Beast immortal soul bell. Once bound, it will become his Natal Immortal Artifact and will not drop upon death.
Ding! system prompt: Congratulations, the Immortal Artifact immortal soul bell has been successfully bound!
The palm-sized immortal bell slowly flew into Jiang Lan's Sea of Consciousness.
In a moment, it vanished without a trace!
Jiang Lan continued to look through his items.
Suddenly!
"Thump! Thump! Thump!"
Three knocks sounded on the door.
Jiang Lan hurriedly put his things away.
"Who is it?"
"Jiang Lan, it's me! Old Chinese Medicine Doctor from the Xuanhu Pavilion!"
The thing Jiang Lan feared most had happened!
Being cornered in a room by an old perverted GAY, Jiang Lan felt like the sky had collapsed!
As the saying goes, one's mouth is soft after eating someone's food, and one's hands are short after taking someone's things.
Jiang Lan really regretted taking a set of silver needles from Old Chinese Medicine Doctor that day.
Now that the man was at his door, it would be embarrassing not to see him.
Jiang Lan took a deep breath and relaxed his tensed nerves.
"Oh, so it's Old Chinese Medicine Doctor Liu. Come in."
Creak!
The door of the Flying Boat's main hall was pushed open.
An old man with graying hair walked in; it was indeed Old Chinese Medicine Doctor.
"Jiang Lan, are you not feeling well?"
"No... no..."
Jiang Lan broke into a cold sweat, his rear tightening.
He kept shifting his rear on the main seat.
With this perverted old GAY here,
he would protect his rear even at the cost of his life.
He could lose his life, but his rear must remain intact!
"Hiss~ That's not right. This is a typical case of hemorrhoids flare-up, isn't it?
Does it hurt a lot?
Look at you, sweating so much.
Let me take a look for you."
As Old Chinese Medicine Doctor spoke, he moved to pull down Jiang Lan's pants.
Jiang Lan was completely stunned!
Big brother, this is the qixian continent game!
I'm a damn immortal Cultivator!
How could I possibly have hemorrhoids?
Is your brain filled with water, or... or is this old man simply trying to force himself on me!
Thinking of this, Jiang Lan bolted out the door and ran for his life.
"Jiang Lan, don't run!
I'll just take a look, it won't hurt at all!"
Because Jiang Lan was too nervous, he misheard it as 'I'll just DO it once, it won't hurt at all!'.
Jiang Lan ran ahead with a look of having seen a ghost.
Old Chinese Medicine Doctor chased after him, shouting from time to time,
"Really, I'll just * it once, it won't hurt at all!"
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