240: Chapter 240 Master, are you still short-handed?

Behind the [phantom sr], dust rose into the sky like a hundred-zhang Dragon!

Refreshing!

Being rich is so damn refreshing!

Jiang Lan loved this feeling of being inhumanly wealthy, smashing people with money!

Sunlight pierced through the clouds, hitting [Green Lamp Temple] directly, casting a golden halo over it. The temple, already full of Buddhist light, appeared even more sacred!

In the center of [Green Lamp Temple] stood a ten-zhang incense burner. It was filled with half-burnt incense, emitting wisps of white smoke that drifted freely in the sunlight!

The sound of chanting mixed with the noise of bustling visitors filled the entire [Green Lamp Temple]!

However, deep in the backyard of [Green Lamp Temple], on a quiet bed in a guest room, a charming young woman and a bald monk were entwined in a fierce, naked embrace!

The charming woman clung to the bald monk like an octopus. Their rapid breaths intertwined, and sweat dripped onto the bed with a "drip! drip!"

"Knock! Knock! Knock!..."

A sudden knock sounded at the door!

"Ah..."

A bell-like scream rose. The charming woman's face changed drastically. She pulled a purple qipao to cover the two soft, rounded peaks of her chest and hid in the corner of the bed like a startled deer!

Her fragrant sweat trickled down her beautiful face onto the peaks of her chest, looking exceptionally gorgeous, like a lotus after a summer rain!

"Who is it?"

"Master, it's me! Kong Hui! A benefactor says he wants to see you, asking you to..."

"Can't you see that I am delivering a destined person on behalf of the Buddha? Many people want to see me. Tell him to take a number and wait in line!"

"The benefactor said he'll only give you 60 seconds!"

"Haha..."

[Monk Qing Yi] laughed out of sheer anger. In this [Green Lamp Temple], he was like a god. Someone actually dared to give him only 60 seconds?

Arrogant! Simply too arrogant!

"Tell him that Buddha delivers those with whom he has a destiny. His face shows no affinity with Buddha; even the Buddha cannot save him..."

"He said he was invited by you to sell equipment to you... Huh? Master, where are you going? At least put on some clothes!"

Bang!

With a loud bang, the wooden door of the guest room was kicked open. It instantly shattered into several pieces, flying everywhere, and the air was filled with the faint, unique scent of wood chips!

A naked, high-ranking monk turned into a flesh-colored blur, leaving several afterimages in the air as he sprinted toward the reception hall!

...

[Green Lamp Temple] Reception Hall.

Sunlight, fragmented by the clouds, cast several mottled spots of light on the floor of the reception hall through the window!

A Buddha statue, with a look of compassion for all living beings, had a faint smile on its lips. One hand held a string of prayer beads, while the other held a smoking incense burner, smilingly looking at the incredibly handsome figure sitting in the main seat of the reception hall!

In the main seat of the reception hall sat a man who was dyingly handsome, dressed in a sharp, ink-black suit!

The V-neck of the suit was inlaid with star-like diamonds, and a golden Dragon rising to the heavens was embroidered in gold on the back!

This man in the ink-black suit was none other than Jiang Lan!

Jiang Lan picked up a steaming teacup, blew ripples across the surface to push aside the tea leaves, and took a sip!

A mountain-spring-like sweetness mixed with the fragrance of a morning bamboo forest exploded in his mouth! A refreshing sensation, similar to an orgasm, traveled from his tailbone straight to the crown of his head!

"Good tea! Haha... I didn't expect this temple to have such excellent tea!"

Jiang Lan took another deep sip of the clear tea!

Bang!

The door to the guest room was slammed open, and a flesh-colored figure rushed in. Jiang Lan looked up and almost choked to death on his tea!

He saw a bald monk covered in rose-like lipstick marks, completely naked, his face glowing with Buddhist light. He was leaning against the table, panting heavily. The fragrance of a young woman mixed with the smell of sweat wafted from him!

Holy crap!

This monk really knows how to have a good time!

Jiang Lan's eyes bulged in shock. Looking at the naked bald monk before him, covered in rose-like lip prints, his mind went blank!

"Ahem... Benefactor, please do not be offended."

Amitabha, Buddha delivers those with whom he has a destiny.

"This poor monk is sacrificing himself for the Dharma. As the saying goes, 'If I do not enter Hell, who will?'"

Rip!

Under Jiang Lan's "seeing-a-ghost" gaze, the bald monk turned around and tore the kasaya off the Buddha statue. He wrapped it around himself, tied a dead knot, and instantly transformed back into a high-ranking monk graced by the Dharma!

"Benefactor?"

"Uh... Great Master, your sacrifice for the Dharma is truly immense!"

"Haha... Buddha delivers those with destiny. We monks have abandoned the four elements. As long as we can form good karmic ties and bear good fruit, we..."

"Great Master, are you still short of hands? Do you think it's too late for me to shave my head and become a monk now?"

Jiang Lan's eyes widened, and he asked with a look of utter sincerity.

"..."

Even though Monk Qing Yi was very talkative, he was momentarily left speechless by Jiang Lan's question!

"Hehe... Alright, look at how drained you are. Your eyes are sunken, your legs are weak, and your gait is unsteady. I'm not doing it..."

"Benefactor, you are mistaken. Buddha delivers those with destiny. For the sake of the Dharma, even if I am ground to dust..."

"Let's get down to business. How much are you prepared to pay for the [Qi Refining Stage Supreme Grade] [fire dragon armor]?"

"Benefactor, this poor monk must first check the attributes before..."

"Fine! Get on the game!"

...

Deep within [Shu Mountain Qingyun Peak], an incredibly handsome [Silver-haired Cultivator] with sixteen-pack abs was sitting cross-legged in his [Immortal Cave], engaged in [Cultivate]!

Suddenly!

The [Silver-haired Cultivator] abruptly opened his eyes!

The palm-sized [Little Ice Fox] was riding on the head of a white tiger, naughtily biting its ear and pulling hard with its eyes bulging!

Veins popped on the white tiger's head from the pain. It kept shaking its head, but it was no use!

There was no way!

The white tiger was only a high-level [Spirit Beast] and truly couldn't beat the [Nine-Tailed Ice Fox], so it could only be bullied by the naughty [Little Ice Fox]!

"Gulu! Gulu!"

The [Little Ice Fox] noticed Jiang Lan had woken up. It let go of the white tiger's ear, kicked off with sudden force, turned into a snowy-white stream of light, left several afterimages, and leapt onto Jiang Lan's shoulder!

The [Little Ice Fox] gently rubbed its cool little head against Jiang Lan's neck, then stuck out its cool little tongue and began to lick Jiang Lan's cheek!

A cold sensation mixed with an itch like a cat scratching one's heart came from his cheek, traveling from his tailbone straight to the crown of his head!

"Haha... Enough... It's itchy~"

Suddenly!

[Ding! system prompt: Player [Monk Qing Yi] has initiated a remote summons. Please choose:]

[☞ Agree. Teleport to [Monk Qing Yi]'s side in 3 seconds!]

[☞ Refuse.]

Holy crap!

Is this monk that rich?

Using a [Thousand-Mile Summoning Card] for a summons?

You should know that a single [Thousand-Mile Summoning Card] in the mall costs 200,000 RMB!

Is being a monk really this profitable?