142: Chapter 142 The weakest Servant in history?!

"Holy crap! What the hell is this rag? What can this even summon?!" PD pinched the tattered cloth with a face full of disgust.

The next second, the summoning circles beneath the feet of the seven players simultaneously lit up with a blinding red light!

Not far away, the player who had snatched the snake skin fossil burst into an excited, wild laugh.

Accompanied by golden dust, the peerless Hero King Gilgamesh appeared behind him!

"Hahahaha! I've won the jackpot! I'm going to own Fuyuki City this time!" the man laughed arrogantly.

Meanwhile, PD's summoning circle emitted an unsettling aura of murky black mud.

Under PD's expectant yet apprehensive gaze, a dark-skinned youth covered in eerie tattoos, thin and weak, and without even a proper weapon, walked out of the black mud while yawning.

[Summon Successful: Avenger — Angra Mainyu]

"An... Angra Mainyu?"

"'All the World's Evil'?"

Looking at the [Servant Parameters] panel that popped up, PD was completely petrified.

In the Holy Grail War mode of "FSN," the attribute panels of each Servant used the classic "Six-parameter attribute rating (E to EX)."

Other people's Servants had A or B ranks. But the one in front of him— [Strength: E], [Endurance: E], [Agility: A], [Mana: D], [Luck: E+], [Noble Phantasm: C]...

Aside from his Agility, which was barely passable for running away, his combat attributes were practically the bottom of the entire game; he might not even be able to beat the lowest-level familiar!

"Holy mother of...! All Es and Ds? How did I summon the weakest Servant in the entire game?!"

PD let out a pig-slaughtering scream in his livestream room.

Inside the game's summoning circle, the dark-skinned youth covered in tattoos gave a big stretch and looked lazily at PD.

"Yo, are you my Master? You look like you've got money but terrible Luck."

"Just a heads-up, I'm really weak, you know? I probably can't even beat a stray dog on the street. Please take care of me during this Holy Grail War, Boss~"

Angra Mainyu grinned, showing an extremely punchable smile.

"Take care of my foot! Can I pay to swap for another Servant?!" PD was so angry he almost spat blood.

"No can do. This is the 'Catalyst' you snatched with your own 'skill'."

Angra Mainyu pointed at the rag in PD's hand. "Who told you to pick up a foot-wiping cloth instead of clinging to a golden thigh?"

"Hahahaha! This move, this move is called pulling a big pile of crap from a blind box!"

"The internet's biggest whale pulls the weakest Servant at the start! And gets mocked to his face by the Servant!"

"So 'All the World's Evil,' who just existed as a background boss in the HF route, actually has this kind of 'laying flat' personality?!"

"Don't cry, Boss P. At least he's an Avenger; maybe he can get a bite in?"

The bullet chat mocked him relentlessly.

Before PD could grab Angra Mainyu's neck and protest for a re-roll, the sensation of weightlessness from the system hit him instantly.

[Rayshift commencing.]

[Destination: Fuyuki City.]

When PD opened his eyes again, he and his scrawny Servant had landed in a dark, damp alley in Fuyuki City.

At the edges of the city, a visible toxic mana pollution (the poison circle) was shrinking toward the city center at a slow yet oppressive pace.

As an experienced veteran gamer, although it was PD's first time encountering this brand-new game mode (Battle Royale), his sharp gaming intuition, combined with the hints from the earlier background CG, immediately led him to make the correct judgment.

He didn't even have time to marvel at the realistic dark and damp environment. He gripped the broken wooden stick issued by the system and entered a cautious search state like a thief.

"Brothers, did you hear the system narration just now? There must be high-level 'Mystic Codes' and 'Mana Crystals' for strengthening Servants scattered throughout this city!"

PD explained to the audience while sticking close to the walls of the alley.

"My crappy Servant's stats are all Es, and he's holding a broken wooden stick. If we run into someone else's Servant now, he probably won't even block a single hit."

"Since this game gives us time to gather resources, we definitely shouldn't charge in blindly early on. We need to hurry and scavenge for gear to gear up first!"

Then, he turned to look beside him...

Angra Mainyu was squatting by a trash pile in the alley, picking his nose out of boredom.

He glanced at the stick in PD's hand and was instantly amused.

"Master, this weapon isn't bad. It perfectly fits our 'Fuyuki Loser Duo' vibe. When we meet an enemy later, just use this stick to whack their knees. You might just kill them with laughter."

"Shut the hell up! Go keep watch for me!"

PD snapped grumpily.

However, just as he reached the door of the first house and was about to go in and scavenge...

"BOOM—!!!"

The wall next to the house suddenly exploded like it was made of paper!

Amidst the flying debris, a Berserker as massive as a small mountain, with knotted muscles and a deafening roar—Heracles (Uncle B)—burst through the ruins like a tank, his crimson eyes locked onto PD!

Behind Uncle B, a tall, thin Master player was shouting excitedly.

"Haha! This surprise demolition tactic really works! Uncle B! Smash that guy with the rag into mincemeat!"

"Holy crap! It's Big B from the Twelve Labors?! Why the hell aren't you following the script!!"

PD was scared out of his wits, forgetting all about the resources.

Without any hesitation, he skillfully opened the [Master Command Editor] panel he had just learned about in the tutorial.

To save his life, while retreating frantically, he entered an extremely humiliating command for his own body.

[Evasion Command Set: Immediately crawl into that green trash can to the front right, close the lid tightly, and do not come out no matter what happens outside!]

The moment he finished entering it, PD decisively pressed [Spiritron Synchronization]!

His subjective consciousness instantly descended into Angra Mainyu's body.

Meanwhile, the virtual body of the internet's number one whale, PD, under the system's control, performed an extremely agile slide directly into the nearby stinking trash can and sealed the lid tight.

Forced to take over the body of the weakest Servant, PD desperately raised the two tattered weapons in his hands, and as he watched the massive axe-sword crashing down toward him, he let out a tragic scream.

"Old Thief Gu! I'll take you down with me!!!"

That night, the players of "FGO" completely bid farewell to sadness, and in this virtual Fuyuki City, they began an ultimate carnival where "campers and gods fly together!"