157: Chapter 157 Divine Descent

Beneath the Blue Ridge, deep within the earth.

Before the massive ice crystal, Mad Dog's body trembled as it floated into the air.

Streaks of chaotic light constantly flashed from his skin and his seven orifices. The surrounding earth, stone, dust, and ice crystals all drifted wildly under an incredibly strong, invisible pressure.

The chaotic light continued to coalesce outside his body, gradually forming a massive phantom image.

Tang Long and Golden Scorpion were forced to keep retreating, both of them watching in a daze.

Golden Scorpion was dazed because he didn't understand what was happening.

But Tang Long was dazed because he realized he truly had been underestimating Mad Dog all along.

What this guy was doing now was something he had seen in the game. To put it simply, it was inviting a god into one's body, commonly known as a God Descent!

However, a God Descent wasn't something just anyone could pull off.

Every person capable of drawing down a God Descent was a Gods Vessel meticulously chosen by the gods.

For instance, Ye Baiqiao later became the Gods Vessel for the God of Yuanwu.

But gods were simply too powerful. Even an idol as strong and flashy as him would be left broken and battered after enduring a God Descent.

As for other Gods Vessels, they were basically one-time disposable avatars for the gods; they'd drop dead after a single use.

In other words, Brother Dog was truly putting his life on the line right now.

However, in the God Descent ceremonies Tang Long had seen, no matter what the Gods Vessel looked like, the divine form revealed was always solemn, holy, full of prestige, and possessed infinite power.

But the divine form enveloping Mad Dog...

Not only was the hair disheveled and the beard a mess, but he was also bare-chested.

Being bare-chested was one thing, but He was also occasionally using a hand to scratch an itch in his armpit?

And then... He even took a sniff.

Furthermore, the commotion caused by this god's arrival seemed a bit too small.

In a normal God Descent ceremony, even a deity would try to remain as stable as possible during the process to avoid placing too much of a burden on the Gods Vessel.

But He didn't.

Just as His eyes lit up, one head suddenly became two, and his arms turned into four.

One head stared forward with wide eyes, as if it had spotted some fun toy.

The other head suddenly lunged downward from the back, stretching its neck incredibly long until it was right in front of Tang Long. When it spoke, it gave Tang Long a fright.

“Oh~~! There’s actually a true Son of the God-Home here!”

“Stop dreaming. The God-Home is on the other side of the dimensional wall. We can't go there, and they can't come here.”

“Who's dreaming? Turn around and look!”

“Look at what! Why don't you look at what's in front of us! That thief Suviman's lackey is bullying people again. Eh? It seems the one being bullied is covered in the stench of Ilya.”

“You've got it wrong. Ilya is fragrant; Suviman is the one who stinks.”

“I'm not wrong! Ilya stinks! Suviman... Suviman stinks too! Not a single one of those bastards is fragrant! Especially that despicable coward Yuan, I'm going to twist His head off!”

The two heads of this deity bickered incessantly. When the argument grew heated, a pair of arms directly grabbed the head from the back and yanked it to the front.

As the divine head drew near, an indescribable pressure seemed to manifest, causing the light of the massive crystal to dim.

At the same time, Mad Dog seemed unable to withstand such turbulence. Not only was blood gushing from his mouth and nose, but blood was even seeping out of his pores. His appearance became gruesome and terrifying.

Golden Scorpion and Tang Long were both very worried about him, especially Tang Long, who could see his health bar. Even though Mad Dog's health bar was quite long, he likely wouldn't last much longer under this kind of consumption.

Even if he helped him heal, it wouldn't be of much use.

The key still lay with the God Descent.

Unless his goal was achieved, it was unlikely Mad Dog would stop the God Descent.

But this deity seemed mentally unstable, manifesting two heads to talk to himself, and every other word was the name of a god.

Suviman was the Red God, Yuan was the God of Yuanwu, and Ilya was the White God.

Tang Long only knew these names; he wasn't very clear on the rest. After all, even in the game, information about these gods was extremely scarce.

Messing around with small actions might not only fail to help but could also draw fire upon himself.

Better wait and see!

At this moment, the deity spoke to himself again.

“Fine, you're right, they all stink. But our little partner went through a lot of trouble to invite us out to play once. If you keep getting this excited, he's going to die.”

“He's not our little partner at all; the blood of that liar Gurlo flows through him.”

“Even if he is a descendant of Gurlo, he's still our little partner. We've discussed so many interesting topics together; it's not the same thing at all. Besides, if he dies, we'll just have to go back.”

“You have a point; he can be our little partner. But he must admit that Gurlo also stinks.”

Right then, Mad Dog found the strength from somewhere to roar out loud.

“Gurlo can stink! I can die too! As long as you can open this seal for me!”

“What did he say?”

“He said 'as long as you can open this seal,' as if he's questioning our ability. Hey, little partner, that's not very nice of you!”

“No, no, no, I was asking about the sentence before that.”

“The sentence before was that he can die. Oh no~~ Little partner, you can't die, we finally got to come out and play.”

“I'm asking about the sentence before that one!”

“Then you should have just said the first sentence instead of 'the one before.' The first sentence he said was 'Gurlo can stink.'”

“Bastard! Saying he 'can' stink means he might not necessarily stink. So in his heart, he doesn't actually agree with our ideas! He might even think Gurlo smells fragrant!”

“Little partner! That thought is completely wrong! Gurlo only likes to associate with those brainless beasts. He and his stupid pets never bathe, so they must be stinky.”

“You're wrong! Gurlo lied to us! For us to fall for his tricks with our wisdom shows that he... uh... we're about equally smart, so he can't be an idiot, just someone with poor hygiene.”

“Yes, that I can prove. He has eaten the dung of every beast, so he knows the taste of all kinds of dung.”

“Has he eaten our dung?”

“He really wanted to, but we never gave it to him.”

“Hahahahaha~~”

The two heads of this deity were very logical, yet the topic was incredibly moronic. They spoke extremely fast and got more and more excited and happy as they talked, finally bursting into laughter together.

Seeing this crazed appearance, Tang Long finally knew who He was.

The former God of Wisdom, now the God of Fragmentation and Madness, Kovaf.

The heavenly change back when he was a mine slave, which caused the earth to shatter and fly into a different dimension, was the domain of this Mad God. It was said that the guy had shattered it himself during a fit of madness.

If He accidentally got a bit too excited here...

While Tang Long was deeply worried, Mad Dog suddenly spoke again.

“Can you... after all... open this seal?”

At this question, the Mad God's laughter stopped.

His other head also suddenly stretched its neck and twisted back like a snake, looking coldly at Mad Dog.

“Little partner, do you think we can't see through your little trick?”

“You're lying to us, aren't you?”

“Hehe, even if you are my vessel, acting like this is far too rude.”

“You think that by calling it a seal and hiding it within a question, you can blur the concept of a seal and make us acknowledge it without realizing?”

“Naive! A piece of junk of this level, no matter when it is or who asks, in my wise eyes, it absolutely does not count as a seal!”

“How about that? I saw right through you! Hahahaha~~!”