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219: Chapter 219 The Adventures of the Butt-Breaking Squad

Seeing this, Tang Long also breathed a sigh of relief inwardly.

Because he hadn't expected that Lv Yang, having only been hung up for a day, would work so hard. The one hundred sets prepared earlier were all high-end battle armor exclusively for the Hand of the Red God.

Perhaps they weren't as good as the set Yun Zhuoyue had, but they were still fine goods.

However, perhaps precisely because they were too high-end, they were quite difficult to 'gamify'.

He had to take ten more vials of stock solution from Governor Jiang Shiqi just to barely 'soak' one helmet, and it was only a Rank 3 one at that.

Therefore, he could only find relatively low-level martial guards on the road to replace them, and then wasted another two vials of stock solution to produce this set of Spirit Copper Armor that could barely be listed for sale.

With the example set by Qing Di, many players were even more eager to donate blood. All two hundred blood collection trucks were completely full, and many who couldn't donate were pacing around anxiously.

Meanwhile, those women from Ruyin Pavilion were stunned at this moment.

The Mysterious Person's quest actually had such a follow-up; by joining his organization, one could buy good equipment from the faction warehouse.

Would there be more benefits later that were only available to faction members?

This...!

But this striptease... if it were in a private setting with guests of sufficient stature, it wouldn't necessarily be impossible to perform; many of them were even proficient in it.

But this was in public; even in a game, one couldn't be shameless.

Besides, how could someone with the status of Princess Yin do such a thing?

At this moment, Qing Di smiled and advised, "My dear niece, don't make things difficult for yourself; you can't do this kind of quest. Why not give that Regeneration Gu to your uncle? I'll pay double whatever you spent to acquire it."

Princess Yin stomped her feet in anger and shouted at her subordinates.

"If I can't dance, then you do it! Whoever activates the quest first, you're the one to turn it in!"

Soon, over a hundred people were twisting together in front of Tang Long; the scene was truly spectacular.

At this point, not only were the other players stunned, but even Lv Yang, Red Hand, and even the Jiang Family father and son in the convoy behind were dumbfounded.

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Inside the dungeon, Southern Sky Legacy Sword sat on the corpse of a giant bear, panting incessantly.

After using another stamina potion, he looked toward Dog-head Lolita, who had run to the opposite side to open a treasure chest.

"What treasure did you get?"

"Same as before, three pieces of green gear! The stats are all about increasing durability, and the attributes are only two or three points higher than plain white gear."

Lü Daoren snorted, "Did you not wash your hands after taking a dump?"

"You didn't wash your hands after taking a dump! You wretched donkey!"

"Stop bickering! Hurry up and recover, let's go check out the third Boss."

"Wait, the second Boss chest should drop a skill book, right? What did it drop, Sister Luo?"

"There's no skill! Just a {Damaged Treasure Map}."

"Huh? Treasure hunting inside the dungeon, the coordinates are 29, 493... it seems to be over by the first Boss."

Lü Daoren immediately jumped up, "I'll go, I'll go!"

He trotted off to dig for treasure, and at this moment, Old Smoker sighed.

"I think we're going to be left far behind by President Shang."

"The Mysterious Person has made a big move with today's quest, bringing a massive convoy to the camp. It's said that among them are two legendary Spirit Map martial artists. The quest is to donate blood for money and favorability. Upon reaching 10 points of favorability, you get an invitation to his faction."

"President Shang was the first one invited to join, and it's said he even bought good equipment from the faction shop; he's over there posing right now."

Southern Sky Legacy Sword lamented, "This is truly a case of one false step leading to every step being wrong. I heard the third Boss has a high difficulty level; I'm afraid we won't be able to beat it either. If he manages to buy a few more sets, the first clear will probably still go to Qingyun."

Old Smoker smiled, "According to my insider, it should be limited purchase. President Shang isn't short on money, but right now, he only has that one set."

"There's one more interesting thing. The eldest Miss Yuan from Green Shade has arrived, and I heard she received a Regeneration Gu."

"However, she's stuck on the striptease part. She can't bring herself to do it, so she can only let her group of green tea bitches dance. I heard the scene is quite spectacular."

Herbivore's eyes lit up, "Boss, why don't we stop fighting for now and go back to watch the show?"

Old Smoker agreed, "I think that works. Anyway, the hope of clearing the third Boss isn't high."

Southern Sky Legacy Sword was tempted, but before he could speak, he was scolded first.

"Vulgar! You bunch of dogs, is that all you have in your heads? You short-sighted things, what's so interesting about watching a bunch of cheap goods that have been slept with by foreigners! Do you even have the size to match?"

Dog-head Lolita scanned the three of them, despising them one by one.

Southern Sky Legacy Sword coughed awkwardly twice and immediately changed the subject.

[Southern Sky Legacy Sword: Lv-sang, what are you doing? Hurry up, did you dig up a family heirloom? Why are you so slow.]

[Lü Daoren: I actually did dig up a treasure. I don't know if it can be passed down as an heirloom, but it's definitely very valuable!]

[Herbivore: Lv-sang, what kind of treasure did you get?]

[Old Smoker: Don't listen to him bragging. His luck is even worse than Dog-Loli's; he'd be lucky to dig up a donkey turd.]

[Lü Daoren: Damn, who are you looking down on? Comparing her to me? Open your dog eyes wide and watch, {Clone Technique}! This is a special skill, probably the first one on the entire server!]

[Goutou Luo Name Stolen: What kind of trash special skill is this? It only inherits one-third of the attributes, costs 1000 mana to use once, and the clone's mana consumption is 100% higher than the main body? Who can afford to use this?]

[Herbivore: It does seem pretty lackluster. Aren't special skills supposed to be much stronger than normal skills?]

[Southern Sky Legacy Sword: Some special skills don't have high initial values, but they have high growth rates; it's said they basically double every level. Take this Clone Technique, its value is actually quite significant. If it's a critical moment in a dungeon, Dog-Loli creates a clone, and it's like we have an extra healer. Even if it can't last long, it might have miraculous effects!]

[Lü Daoren: That's right, so maybe it's not completely hopeless for us to push the third Boss.]

[Herbivore: If you put it that way, it's indeed possible. I agree to allocate it to Sister Luo!]

[Lü Daoren: Dog-Loli, do you want it? As long as you kneel and call me Uncle Lv.]

[Goutou Luo Name Stolen: F*** you! Give it or don't, it doesn't matter to me. If the healing doesn't keep up, I'm not the one who dies first anyway.]

[Southern Sky Legacy Sword: You two, that's enough! Old Smoker, you state your position too. What's with the silence? If you have any thoughts, just say them!]

[Old Smoker: Let me confirm again, is this skill book definitely Clone Technique?]

[Lü Daoren: It's definitely {Clone Technique}. You want it too, old man? Your mana as a Caster is already very tight, what do you need it for? Better give it to Dog-Loli.]

[Old Smoker: It's not that I want it, but I just received news. The Mysterious Person has issued a new quest, and what he wants is exactly the Clone Technique. The reward is 30 favorability points plus a bounty of ten million!]

[Lü Daoren: Holy crap!]

[Herbivore: Holy crap!]

[Southern Sky Legacy Sword: Holy crap!]

[Goutou Luo Name Stolen: Old man, are you sure?]

[Old Smoker: Absolutely sure and certain! It's going crazy over at the camp right now!]

[Goutou Luo Name Stolen: I'm starting to believe that Lv Zong might be the Mysterious Person's own son; isn't this too coincidental?]

[Herbivore: Lv Zong is awesome!]

[Lü Daoren: You shameless bunch, when you need me, you call me Lv Zong, and when you don't, it's either Lv-sang or wretched donkey. Disgusting!]

[Southern Sky Legacy Sword: I now officially announce a team rule: from now on, Lv Zong will always be Lv Zong! Lv Zong, where are you? Hurry up and bring that skill over here!]

[Lü Daoren: I've left the dungeon, and I'm on my way to find my old man to collect the reward!]

[Southern Sky Legacy Sword: Holy crap! You animal!]

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