77: Learning is useless, the Great Dao breathing method!
That evening, Han Lie temporarily set aside the Breathing Method and picked up his phone to scroll through messages. A group chat immediately popped up.
Cui Dazhi invited you to join the Alliance to Conquer the Universe and Ten Thousand Realms (18)
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Han Lie saw that the name was quite grand. Even before joining the group chat, he could see the group avatar, and it was none other than Cui Dazhi and Xin Yao.
He didn't think much and accepted the invitation.
Even if the relationship between men is good, there aren't many topics when chatting privately. Group chats like this are the best; they can enhance friendship and always have something to talk about.
Unexpectedly,
as soon as he joined the group chat,
everyone was discussing the Breathing Method.
The first message that popped up was:
Dazhi: "Hahahahahahahahaha, please remember August 16, 983, Martial Arts Calendar! Your Emperor of Rock!! Officially comprehended the Rock Breathing Method yesterday!! Look forward to my rise, my family!!"
".............Are you crazy?"
A group member, whose nickname pretended to play SM and beat his friend to death, sent a message. If Han Lie remembered correctly, this should be Cui Dazhi's junior high school classmate, a student from Seventh High School's Experimental Class.
Her name was Li Miao.
She sent two angry emojis: "What's so great about that!! I already have a feeling now, and in a couple of days, I'll be able to comprehend the Water Breathing Method. By then, I'll be one level higher than you, big idiot Cui!!!"
Cui Dazhi: "Heh heh, I'll wait for you!"
For some reason, just by reading these two words, Han Lie's mind conjured an image of a very chuunibyou Cui Dazhi, who fancied himself a top master waiting for others to challenge him.
Immediately after, he sent another message.
Cui Dazhi: "@Han Lie, how are you doing at Shanghai Martial Arts University? Later, bring Bai He Wan over, and also, have you learned the Breathing Method yet, kid!"
Han Lie thought for a moment and replied truthfully: "Not yet, I can't find the feeling, Emperor of Looks. As for Bai He Wan, she's quite amazing; she's already learned the Grass Breathing Method!"
Cui Dazhi: "Holy crap, Bai He Wan learned the Grass Breathing Method? I can't believe it, she's so stupid..."
Bai He Wan joined the group chat.
Bai He Wan: "Angry angry.jpg, who are you calling stupid, big idiot Cui!!"
Cui Dazhi: "......"
Cui Dazhi: "@Xin Yao, how about you, Class Monitor? Have you learned the Breathing Method?"
Han Lie thought Xin Yao wouldn't reply, but unexpectedly, she was also on her phone at this time.
Xin Yao: "Mm."
Cui Dazhi: "What Breathing Method?"
Xin Yao: "Great Thunder Sound Breathing Method."
Cui Dazhi: "Holy crap!! The Buddha's ultimate Breathing Method, rumored to be SSS-grade, you've learned it?!"
Xin Yao: "Mm, my family arranged for me in this area since I was very young..."
Cui Dazhi: "I get it, so it's not that I'm not as good as you, but that my dad isn't as good as your dad!!"
Cui Dazhi calmed his emotions.
He immediately @ someone else,
"How about you, have you learned the Breathing Method?"
Han Lie watched for a while and smiled. Cui Dazhi wanted to show off, but he ended up hitting two snags. Neither Bai He Wan nor Xin Yao were people he could compare himself to.
After chatting in the group for a while,
he thought about scrolling on his phone, planning a two-pronged strategy: first, to increase his understanding of this world as much as possible, and second, to find a suitable path and stick to it.
He would most likely choose the Grass Breathing Method, because Bai He Wan had clearly already comprehended it, and having her help him would save him a lot of detours.
As he was thinking, he opened his phone,
and casually downloaded a social app called Wutong. It was actually similar to Douyin from his previous life, a short video social app.
Anything and everything was posted on it.
The information was quite fragmented, but this was very suitable for Han Lie at the moment. To understand this world, one had to form a vague, general understanding of everything from a large amount of fragmented information.
..............
As soon as he opened it,
there was a cat girl wearing very revealing clothes and with fluffy ears, slowly swaying to gentle and catchy music.
Moreover,
this was definitely not some prop.
It was a real cat girl. The tags below clearly stated #ExoticRace #Dance #NoBadGuidance #Men'sSpeedBump #BoysLearnOutfitMatching #Beaker......
"Holy shit!"
Han Lie felt as if he had discovered a new world.
How could there be such exciting stuff!!
How did he only just discover it?
But the next second, he froze.
Because a phrase suddenly appeared before his eyes.
【Great Dao Breathing Method (Supreme Grade): The Great Dao is simple, contained within all things, hidden within all races. To comprehend the Dao, there is no need to go to famous mountains and great rivers, the Three Mountains and Five Sacred Mountains, or the Ten Directions of Jungles. As long as one observes the daily lives of all people with sincerity, one can feel the rhythm of the Great Dao】
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Han Lie slowly typed out a question mark.
What you said makes sense,
but I'm watching short videos!
This seems related to observing the lives of all races, but in reality, it's two completely different things, okay?
Immediately after, he saw:
【Great Dao Breathing Method Effect: Build oneself in a way that conforms to the laws of all things in this world, making the body, constructed like a thatched hut, possess characteristics such as wind resistance, rain resistance, lightning resistance, etc. Furthermore, the body's structure conforms to the flow of mountains and rivers, allowing qi and blood to surge through it unimpeded. And the Great Dao Breathing Method is the most fundamental Breathing Method in the world; during cultivation, it will not produce any fatigue, and........ (500 words omitted)】
Han Lie was stunned after reading it.
In other words, if the body is compared to a house under construction, other Breathing Methods are like rural construction teams, which will more or less have various problems.
But the Great Dao Breathing Method,
is a supreme, invincible team formed by a group of master craftsmen, capable of perfecting every detail.
"!!!"
Without further ado,
Han Lie immediately began his cultivation with great delight.
While scrolling through short videos,
watching seductive enchantresses, encyclopedias of all ages, and funny videos, his body simultaneously began to rapidly absorb energy, undergoing an unprecedented transformation.
.............
"Han Lie, what are you doing?"
Bai He Wan asked as she passed by the living room. These past two days, she no longer dared to proactively bring up the Breathing Method, fearing that Han Lie would be sad.
So when she saw Han Lie playing on his phone,
she breathed a sigh of relief.
She even thought about accompanying him.
"I'm observing the Great Dao of the world!"
Han Lie replied truthfully.
"Really?" Bai He Wan's eyes curved with a smile. "Then can I watch with you?"
Saying that, she walked over.
This absolutely wouldn't do!!
Han Lie quickly scrolled past the suggestive women, then stopped at a five-minute video on the popular science of the myriad realms, and ended up watching it with Bai He Wan for half an hour.
"Is this the Great Dao of the world?"
Bai He Wan expressed her doubt.
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