79: You call the short video girls the Great Dao breathing method?
“What Breathing Method?!”
Sun Gan asked urgently, as his mind raced through the Breathing Methods he had delivered recently, forming two or three guesses.
“Great Dao Breathing Method!!”
Han Lie’s words rang out clearly.
“Great Dao Breathing Method?”
“Great Dao Breathing Method?!”
Surprised voices came one after another, clearly indicating that both of them knew that the Breathing Methods Han Lie had been learning recently did not include one with that name.
“Oh my goodness!!”
Bai He Wan’s mouth slightly opened. “This Breathing Method’s name sounds so powerful!!”
“No…”
Sun Gan found it hard to clear his thoughts. His first thought was whether some other organization was trying to recruit Han Lie, but he had never heard of any Great Dao Breathing Method!
So he directly asked:
“This Breathing Method is…?”
“I created it!”
Han Lie slightly lifted his chin. To play the part fully, he had to act as arrogant as possible.
“You created it?!”
Sun Gan’s pupils couldn’t help but constrict. Who could create a Breathing Method? Usually, only Martial Artists who had reached the Seventh or Eighth-Order, and had a certain understanding of the Great Dao of the world, could deduce an effective theory.
“You created a Breathing Method!?”
“Yes!”
“And it’s the Great Dao Breathing Method?!”
“Yes!”
Sun Gan felt his hands trembling slightly. If Han Lie had mentioned another Breathing Method, he might have remained skeptical, but the Great Dao Breathing Method was not among the 1258 Breathing Methods collected by Shanghai Martial Arts University, nor had he heard of it among the various Breathing Methods on the market.
“Tell me in detail…”
“No problem!”
Han Lie nodded slightly. “What is the Great Dao? The Great Dao is simple, contained within all things, hidden within all races. To comprehend the Dao, one doesn’t need to go to famous mountains and great rivers, the Three Mountains and Five Peaks, or the Ten Directions of Jungles. As long as one observes the daily lives of all people with a sincere heart, one can feel the rhythm of the Great Dao!!”
“Oh my goodness!!”
Bai He Wan immediately knelt down.
“It sounds so amazing!!”
“It really does!”
Sun Gan deeply agreed. What Han Lie said truly sounded plausible. So he asked, “So, the Great Dao Breathing Method you created is by observing all things in the world, and then summarizing, deducing, and imitating the Dao contained within them, is that right?”
“Yes!” Han Lie affirmed directly.
“Genius!!”
Sun Gan immediately felt a flame ignite within him. “Han Lie, you are truly a one-in-a-million genius!! The most correct decision I’ve made in my life was being in charge of Director Feng’s recruitment this year, and personally recruiting you!! Now, can you demonstrate the Great Dao Breathing Method for me?”
Actually, at this moment, Sun Gan didn’t fully believe that Han Lie could truly comprehend an effective Breathing Method, but the fact that he could propose this concept, and it seemed to have some effect, was enough.
Enough to prove his genius.
“Okay, no problem!”
Han Lie immediately took out his phone.
“Let’s go!”
Upon hearing the reply, Sun Gan’s heart filled with infinite anticipation. He was eager to step on the gas and head straight to bustling markets, shopping malls, cinemas, and other places where people gathered and life thrived.
Then he heard:
“Go where?”
“I can demonstrate it right here!”
“Right here?” Sun Gan was stunned.
“Yes, look!”
Then, Han Lie directly pulled out his phone.
With a serious expression, he said to the two of them:
“Look,”
“I am currently contemplating all things in the world!!”
“This is—”
“The Great Dao Breathing Method!”
At this moment, the phone was playing a live stream. Perhaps due to big data, the picture was a bit blurry and yellowish, showing several foreign beautiful girls dancing in a group.
BGM: APT (Apachi Apachi)
“???”
Sun Gan’s expression was extremely complex.
Angry, angry, and even more angry…
The kind that was about to break.
He asked in angry confusion:
“Do you think I’m an idiot?”
As for Bai He Wan next to him,
She also wanted to say something.
“Are you being polite?”
Of course, she was different from Sun Gan. In her heart, she somewhat believed him. Don't ask, she just blindly believed Han Lie.
So her current emotion was, “I’ve been contemplating plants and trees so hard, and you just scroll through your phone and learn a Breathing Method? Are you being polite?”
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It’s so damn abstract!
Han Lie’s mouth twitched, but he couldn’t help it. The system was just that crooked. How else could he explain it?
Even if he kept it a secret now,
Later, when his body was infinitely strengthened, it would still be difficult for him to explain the Breathing Method to the teachers of Shanghai Martial Arts University. It could only be… a bit abstract.
The main point was,
It’s your problem if you don’t understand.
This is no longer your era.
Old folks.
Seeing the usually good-tempered teacher about to get angry, Han Lie quickly controlled the situation:
“Teacher!!”
“This is really a Breathing Method!”
“Oh, by the way, after cultivating for a while, I suddenly felt my hearing strengthen several times today!!”
“Just like now, I can hear the sounds from the garden outside. Hmm… there are probably… seven bees flying in the garden outside!”
Han Lie pretended to listen carefully.
“Really or fake?”
Bai He Wan opened the window, ready to verify.
“No need!”
Sun Gan waved his hand to interrupt, the anger on his face already reduced by more than half, directly turning into a look of utter confusion. “You said your hearing strengthened several times. Then tell me what that couple who just walked past the main road at the entrance said?”
“The woman said there were chicken drumsticks in the cafeteria! The man said, ‘You’re already so fat, and you’re still eating!’ The woman said, ‘You scoundrel, don’t you just like fat ones?’ The man said, ‘Hehehe…’”
!!!
Upon hearing this,
Sun Gan was already numb.
He clearly couldn't accept it.
He muttered to himself:
“No, Han Lie’s performance clearly indicates a strengthening of the Corpse Dog Soul among the human’s Seven Souls… But how is this possible?!!”
“Teacher, what is the Corpse Dog Soul?”
Bai He Wan was purely curious.
“….The Corpse Dog Soul, you can understand it as representing human perception. Strengthening this enhances human perception of the surroundings, especially the ability to pre-warn of the environment during sleep. Han Lie’s hearing is just one aspect!”
Sun Gan answered subconsciously.
After speaking, he realized, “No, why am I telling you this?!! Han Lie, have you strengthened your Corpse Dog Soul?”
“…Uh, what do you think?”
Han Lie thought, “Isn’t that the question I just asked you?”
“…Impossible. Strengthening the Corpse Dog Soul is an alienation that occurs when the physical realm reaches a certain stage. Generally speaking, a Martial Artist in the Grass Realm only has a chance to strengthen it in the later stages of cultivation!”
“Grass Realm?”
Bai He Wan understood,
That was the realm of a Second Order Martial Warrior.
She directly asked:
“Han Lie, are you a Second Order Martial Warrior?”
!!!
Sun Gan’s eyes widened.
“Impossible!”
Han Lie knew the condition of his body. If he were Second-Order, he wouldn’t have such low qi and blood. So he guessed truthfully:
“I’m definitely still in the First-Order Grass Realm!”
“As for why the Seven Souls were strengthened…”
“Maybe the Great Dao Breathing Method is just that amazing.”
“Still the Great Dao Breathing Method!?”
Sun Gan puffed out his beard and glared, wanting to grab Han Lie’s phone and sincerely ask:
“You call this!!”
“The Great Dao Breathing Method?!”
“This is the Great Dao Breathing Method!”
As if he could hear what the other party was thinking, Han Lie answered with a serious expression.
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Sun Gan,
A million grass-mud horses flew through his mind.
“What an amazing Great Dao Breathing Method!”
Bai He Wan was somewhat emotional.
She had been contemplating plants and trees for so long, and hadn’t strengthened any Corpse Dog Soul. Han Lie had only been looking at his phone for a few days, and his body had undergone such a strange change.
“Let me see!!” she said.
“No…”
Sun Gan was doubting his life.
“Are either of you normal?”
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