31: Chapter 31 A Brother Lin Fell From the Sky

Lin Bei's actions drew the gaze of everyone present.

"Tch, what else can he do? He's just playing to the crowd!"

"It seems this kid also knows that the Little Fairy Doctor is kind-hearted; her Formation control only ever injures people and never kills!"

Lin Bei glanced sideways. The person mocking him was dressed in opulent robes, lightly swaying a folding fan, carrying the air of a refined Young Master.

Noticing his gaze, the young man in opulent robes gave a contemptuous smile. "What? Am I wrong?"

Lin Bei sized him up for a few moments before slowly spitting out three words: "You are sick!"

"You!" The young man's speech faltered, seemingly not expecting a mere Foundation Establishment Cultivator to dare be so arrogant.

"Eh? Sorry, sorry, I wasn't insulting you!" Lin Bei acted as if he had suddenly come to his senses and explained with a straight face.

"I just see that your eyes are lifeless, you have dark circles, and your face is haggard. Your kidneys might not be doing so well!"

"Hahaha..."

Many people present burst into laughter; how could they not see that Lin Bei was teasing him?

However, the young man in opulent robes seemed a bit dim-witted; his face turned blue and white in turns.

"What are you laughing at? What's so funny? This Young Master comes from a medical family, how could I have a kidney deficiency? Do I need this kid to help diagnose me?"

"Oh? Not sick? If you're not sick, walk two... no, if you're not sick, what are you doing here?" Lin Bei wore a look of curiosity.

Speaking of this, the young man in opulent robes actually looked proud.

"You know jack squat! We are the 'Immortal Protector Alliance'! Brothers! The slogan!"

Immediately, about a dozen people swarmed around the young man and roared in unison.

"Peerless Little Fairy Doctor, her charm is boundless! Even if our bodies are crushed to powder, we are willing!"

Caw, caw, caw...

Lin Bei seemed to see several crows flying across the sky.

Looking at the others, only a very few couldn't hold back their laughter; most seemed long since accustomed to it.

He put on a solemn face and cupped his fists toward the young man in opulent robes. "Brother, I am impressed, truly impressed! So you came to protect your goddess!"

"Goddess?" The young man's eyes lit up, and his gaze toward Lin Bei instantly changed, even carrying a faint feeling of regret for not meeting sooner.

"The word 'goddess' is used well, used brilliantly! Yes, yes, yes! The Little Fairy Doctor is my goddess! Little brother, I am Hua Qinglin. Do you want to join our Alliance? Let me tell you, you haven't seen the Little Fairy Doctor, but if you had..."

"No, no, no, that's quite unnecessary!" Lin Bei hurriedly shook his head; he hadn't been this nervous in his entire life.

"Brother Hua, do you all come here every day to see the Little Fairy Doctor?"

Hua Qinglin shook his head. "My goddess only appears once every ten days or half a month. How could we see her every day? However, she usually sends out a few words every day. Just hearing her voice, we already..."

Lin Bei retreated repeatedly, distancing himself from the other.

Simps, this kind of creature, really aren't lacking in any world!

Inside the Medicine Immortal Residence.

"Giggle, giggle..."

Luo Qingcheng was laughing with pure joy.

She and Qin Xiaobo were watching the situation outside through a mirror; this was one of their daily amusements.

"Sister Qin, look quickly, those idiots are shouting their slogan again! And this little Cultivator who suddenly popped up is also quite interesting!"

As she watched, she talked excitedly with Qin Xiaobo, not noticing that the peerless Little Fairy Doctor beside her was already grinding her teeth audibly.

Outside, knowing that Hua Qinglin was a veteran simp, Lin Bei didn't dare to communicate with him any further, deeply afraid of being infected even a little bit.

"Fellow Daoist Hua, I have business to attend to. Let's chat another day."

"Sigh! Alright then..." Hua Qinglin sighed, seemingly regretting that he couldn't pull Lin Bei into his Alliance.

The interaction between the two was extremely harmonious, leaving the surrounding crowd stunned.

"Eh? No, little brother, why are you..." Hua Qinglin suddenly shouted. He found that Lin Bei was actually continuing to walk toward the Medicine Immortal Residence.

By now, he had a good impression of Lin Bei and was no longer just watching for entertainment; he wanted to dissuade him.

Lin Bei turned a deaf ear and walked straight to the front gate, stopping just one step away from where the previous burly man had been attacked.

"Heh... In the end, he's still afraid!"

"It's right to be afraid! Although no one has died under the Formation before, no Foundation Establishment Cultivator has ever tried to barge in. Who knows what would happen?!"

"Hmph! Boring..."

Inside the Medicine Immortal Residence, Luo Qingcheng was also a bit nervous. "Sister Qin, you must control the Formation well. Don't accidentally kill him!"

"Keeping him around can provide more fun!"

...

Lin Bei naturally wasn't so stupid as to step directly into the Formation. What if the Qin girl didn't play by the rules? Wouldn't he suffer a great deal?

He stood at the edge of the Formation and shouted loudly toward the inside, "Sister Xiaobo! Open the door quickly! I know you're at home, don't hide inside and stay silent. Your childhood sweetheart, Brother Lin, is back!"

Instantly, jaws dropped all over the place.

"What... what... what is he shouting?"

"Childhood sweetheart? Brother Lin?"

The group of people next to Hua Qinglin were equally confused. "Sister Xiaobo? Who is that?"

Pity these simps; they didn't even know their goddess's name.

Not just them, but Qin Xiaobo and Luo Qingcheng were also stunned.

"Sister Qin, he seems to know you? Childhood sweetheart? Wow~~"

As she spoke, Luo Qingcheng had already mentally constructed a sweet romance drama series.

A flick to the forehead suddenly landed on her head. "What is your unhealthy-minded Prodigy girl brain thinking again?"

Luo Qingcheng rubbed her head aggrievedly. "Then is what he said true?"

Qin Xiaobo was momentarily at a loss for words.

She was unwilling to admit it, but she didn't dare to deny it.

When she had finished dressing in her bedroom earlier, upon careful inspection, she discovered that she was actually missing two pieces of her undergarments!

She didn't even need to think to know they had been swiped by that damned Lin Xi!

If the other party brought out the undergarments in front of so many people, the scene... she didn't even dare to imagine it!

After a moment, there was no response.

Someone else couldn't hold back.

"What Sister Xiaobo, Brother Lin! He's just putting on a deceptive show again!"

"Kid, I'm annoyed with you now! Within three breaths, get lost!"

Lin Bei didn't even look at these people and shouted again, "Sister Xiaobo, is it because we've been apart for many years that you don't recognize me?"

"It's okay. Do you still remember that night under the moon and among the flowers when you gave me a token of love? I've always kept it on me. I'll take it out now for you to see!"

"No, no... no need to take it out! I recognize you, you really are Brother Lin!"

An urgent voice came from inside the Medicine Immortal Residence.

Then, Qin Xiaobo appeared outside the house.

"Holy crap! It's the Little Fairy Doctor!"

"The Little Fairy Doctor is the Sister Xiaobo he mentioned?"

"Flowers and the moon? A token of love?"

"Heavens! My goddess is actually already taken?! And by a mere Foundation Establishment Realm Cultivator?"

...

"Sister Xiaobo, I've finally seen you again. You've grown up so much!"

Lin Bei, adhering to the principle of seeing the act through to the end, delivered a heartfelt reunion line.

Only, his eyes were looking at another part that had 'grown up'.

Qin Xiaobo couldn't stand all the strange looks and quickly pinched a hand seal to open a Formation passage. "Lin... Brother Lin, come in quickly!"

Lin Bei entered the Medicine Immortal Residence with a "whoosh".

The passage closed rapidly, giving outsiders no opportunity whatsoever.

Not far away, Hua Qinglin's face was pale as he muttered to himself.

"The closest I've ever been to my goddess was actually having a conversation with her man..."

Qin Xiaobo had just led Lin Bei into the house.

Suddenly, her expression changed. "Not good!"