73: Chapter 73 The Most Toxic Car Review
The goal is simply to build his own persona!
Once the persona is established, the money is secured.
A win-win!
"As expected, this is the real Bald Brother!"
"Compared to those guys like Watermelon Brother and Monkey, he's so much better!"
"Bald Brother is the only one who truly thinks of us!"
The livestream was filled with emotion.
They were practically ready to send Bald Brother a few honorary banners.
They didn't even forget to drag Watermelon Brother out to flog his corpse.
Seeing that the atmosphere in the livestream was just right, Bald Brother continued:
"This time, I've made a huge sacrifice to secure benefits for my family."
"Family, you would never guess which car manufacturer I've secured benefits from this time!"
After a long pause, Bald Brother continued.
"It's Audi!"
"The discount I've negotiated this time is something you absolutely cannot imagine!"
"It's not just Audi giving out benefits; I, Bald Brother, will be providing benefits personally as well!"
"I will definitely ensure that my family gets the biggest discounts!"
Bald Brother's words set the livestream ablaze.
Many die-hard fans asked at this moment,
"What kind of benefits?"
"I trust Bald Brother; the benefits this time will definitely be substantial!"
When it comes to Audi, the most famous one is naturally the Audi S3.
The MSRP for this car is 470,000.
And that's just for the base trim.
Even so, countless people are crazy about it.
Because it's the god-tier car under 500,000!
Drive a car like this out, and you're the coolest guy on the street!
Plus, being able to drive a car like this is a surefire sign of being middle-class.
But the price is truly expensive.
"Don't be impatient, family. I swear, the benefits this time will be beyond your wildest imagination!"
Bald Brother curled the corner of his mouth.
As expected, if you want to get paid for promotions, you have to find the big car manufacturers!
Look at that so-called Watermelon Brother.
He got paid by some Zhonglin Automotive.
You dare to take jobs from that kind of trash company?
Look at himself; just a few words and he has these fans moved to tears.
Speaking of which, Bald Brother headed directly to the area where Audi was located.
This was the best spot in the entire exhibition hall.
Of course, it was on the edge.
The central area, naturally, had to be reserved for high-end car manufacturers.
Things like Ferrari and Rolls-Royce were all in the central area.
Good grief.
At the first glance, Watermelon Brother's eyes widened.
Audi, Toyota, Hongqi.
Plus Volkswagen and BMW.
Are they here to start a fight or what?
This lineup left Watermelon Brother stunned.
"Holy crap, how did these five car manufacturers end up next to each other?"
"Hahaha, are they going to bayonet each other?"
"I heard a while ago that Hongqi put out word that they were going to crush all cars under 500,000."
"See that, brothers? The one right in the center is Hongqi!"
"No way, no way. At this point, there are still people who believe Hongqi's words?"
"They must be hardcore Hongqi fanboys. Where would Hongqi get the technology to build such a powerful car?"
"Crushing the Audi S3? In my opinion, it can't even compare to a BMW 3 Series!"
The fans in the livestream were clearly somewhat informed about this car show.
They were also very aware of Hongqi's previous wild claims.
After all, the hype was massive, especially for those who frequently scroll through Douyin; everyone knew.
Those unscrupulous influencers had almost blown Hongqi up to the heavens.
As if Hongqi were more badass than any other car manufacturer.
Of course, there were also some influencers who ruthlessly pointed out that Hongqi was bragging.
As for Bald Brother, he thought the same.
He even made a special video analyzing Hongqi's capital, technical level, and history from beginning to end.
In a word: impossible!
Absolutely impossible!
"Family, Hongqi might have really made a mistake this time."
"Although I have to admit that Hongqi's previous few cars did achieve results."
"And they were truly thinking of us Chinese people."
Bald Brother said.
He didn't dare talk nonsense about Hongqi's previous cars.
They were truly badass.
He believed that if he dared to trash them, the livestream would immediately crash.
There was no helping it; the previous cars were just too good.
However, this had absolutely no impact on what he was about to say next.
"However, Hongqi is too impatient."
"They released such harsh words without having the corresponding foundation and technical level."
"It's simply embarrassing for our country, embarrassing for our Chinese car manufacturers."
"The so-called all-around crushing—could such a car really exist?"
"Everyone here is quite familiar with cars. In your impression, has any car ever provided such an experience?"
Bald Brother spoke slowly, his voice filled with sorrow.
As if his faith had abandoned him.
This was also the thought of most fans in the livestream.
How fervent their pursuit of Hongqi had been before.
Now, that's how uncomfortable they felt.
How could the always down-to-earth Hongqi make such claims?
This was something they couldn't accept.
Even the talk about them being a national enterprise and the conscience of the industry had diminished significantly.
"This time, I'll take you all to see Audi first. In a while, I'll also let everyone see what Hongqi is really like."
Bald Brother said.
Immediately after, Bald Brother began his promotion.
Of course, there were many other influencers, big and small, around.
Without exception, they were all promoting Audi.
"Isn't it just paying off a few influencers?"
"What's the big deal!"
Old Jia said, looking unconvinced.
Alright, he was indeed a little jealous.
Although he had thought of this method, it was nipped in the bud directly by Wang Xiuming.
Three words: not needed.
Because for Hongqi's cars, what they truly need to rely on in the end is always their own cost-performance ratio.
Indeed, a car needs promotion.
But it doesn't need to be promoted through this kind of method.
"Hello, I'm a reporter from Liuxin Media. May I see your new Hongqi car?"
A voice appeared in Hongqi's exhibition hall.
In the Hongqi exhibition hall, which had no other media present, it seemed extremely conspicuous.
Old Jia was stunned.
Liuxin?
What the heck is that?
Never even heard of it.
However, remembering the service tenet of his company, Old Jia still received this young man.
A white suit, wearing a black mask, a pair of hawk-like eyes, and a clean, sharp buzz cut.
It actually made people feel a bit more favorably towards him.
What Old Jia didn't know was that the person standing in front of him wasn't from Liuxin Media at all.
But rather, The Most Venomous Car Review!
The influencer with the most followers among all car reviewers.
The only influencer who had never been paid by any manufacturer to tell lies.
He was also the most authentic one among all the car reviewers.
Even when he originally released the video about the dongfeng 21a, he still pointed out its shortcomings at the end.
This time, he rarely opened a livestream.
His first target was Hongqi!
This time, he was going to decode exactly what kind of car Hongqi was releasing!
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