16: Chapter 16 You have too many murals

Lin Yi opened the streamer's personal profile in the system.

Name: Chen Fei

Age: 19

Favorability towards host: 10 points

Identity: Gaming streamer

Height: 166cm

Weight: 53kg

Lin Yi looked at the stream and then at Chen Fei's weight data.

He nodded silently to himself.

It seems the figure she displayed in the stream was real, with no exaggeration.

However...

This is just too big, isn't it...

Lin Yi originally thought that Li Tong, Guan Zhixue's roommate he met today, was already big enough.

He didn't expect to encounter someone even bigger now.

It seems his experience is still too limited.

This is truly, as the saying goes, there are mountains beyond mountains, and one is always higher than the other!

...

Soon, both teams finished selecting their champions and entered the game match.

Lin Yi's team chose a team-fighting composition, and the streamer picked Miss Fortune.

As soon as the game started, he saw Miss Fortune swaying her two giant assets on her chest as she moved towards the bottom lane.

"Old Lin, you're on your own this game. I'm going straight to the bottom lane after I finish farming the jungle camps."

"I must let this little sister feel the 360-degree heartwarming care of a jungle daddy today!"

He Linwei chuckled, his peripheral vision secretly glancing at the streamer's broadcast, his eyes filled with the look only men understand.

For this kind of behavior of putting sex before friendship, Lin Yi could only roll his eyes helplessly.

He had originally planned to roam with He Linwei in the mid-game, but now, the mid-jungle synergy had fallen apart right at the start.

At one minute and thirty seconds, as the first wave of minions clashed in the middle lane, the match officially began.

Lin Yi focused on last-hitting minions while chatting idly with the streamer on voice chat.

"How should I address you?"

"Brother Mu Mu, you can just call me Feifei."

Chen Fei's voice was sweet, making everyone feel as if they were bathed in a spring breeze.

Just as they were chatting, a sudden cry of alarm came from the other side of the phone.

"Ah! Why is the enemy jungler here!"

Chen Fei had been pushing the lane quite aggressively in the early game, and to prevent being ganked, she had even specifically set up vision in the river.

But unexpectedly, she was still caught red-handed by the enemy jungler.

"He bypassed the vision by hugging the wall."

Lin Yi glanced at the map and immediately understood the enemy jungler's ganking path.

"Looks like a pro."

Lin Yi warned Chen Fei to be careful.

But by this time, Chen Fei and her support had already pushed past the river, and escaping unscathed was clearly unrealistic.

The support had also prepared to sacrifice himself.

He Linwei, off to the side, quickly shouted at Lin Yi's phone to Chen Fei.

"Don't panic, Feifei! I'm coming to save you!"

He Linwei's Lee Sin Q'd a jungle monster to jump over the wall, then warded and W'd to jump again, moving across the terrain as he rushed to the bottom lane.

He looked every bit the protector of a fair maiden.

Unfortunately, by the time He Linwei arrived, their own support, Nautilus, had already been killed by the enemy.

And because Chen Fei had heard He Linwei was coming to support, her retreat was slightly delayed, and she was now cornered by the three enemies.

He Linwei gritted his teeth, flashed into the middle of them, and unleashed a flurry of attacks.

Alas, the ideal was plump, but reality was skeletal.

He Linwei's team was already down a person, and he had used his abilities while traveling, which were still on cooldown.

Rushing in now just made him a target for the enemy.

In the early game, Lee Sin's fragile body couldn't withstand the enemy's burst damage.

The enemy ADC, Ezreal, happily secured a triple kill.

"My bad, my bad..."

He Linwei apologized to Chen Fei with an awkward smile.

Chen Fei replied with a string of ellipses, speechless.

Back in the lane, the enemy Ezreal was exceptionally arrogant.

Moreover, the three kills he just got allowed him to immediately buy a Sheen, and his combat power instantly jumped significantly.

A few careless movements from Chen Fei and she had lost more than half her health to Ezreal's poke.

"Yo, is the enemy ADC a girl?"

Ezreal started typing in the public chat; he didn't seem to feel any pressure from the laning phase and actually had time to chat.

Chen Fei's game ID was Huyu Live Feifei, and one could find her stream through that name.

"You look pretty cute. Why don't you call me husband, and I'll go easy on you?"

Ezreal had clearly seen Chen Fei's stream, which was why he was teasing her like this.

Chen Fei frowned, her expression showing displeasure.

Seeing this, Lin Yi typed a retort to Ezreal in the public chat with lightning-fast speed.

"Do you live in the Mogao Caves?"

This sentence had no context, and Ezreal was full of confusion after reading it, typing three question marks in the public chat.

Lin Yi had to explain.

"You have too many murals."

The others read it carefully twice before realizing the subtext in Lin Yi's words, and Chen Fei burst out laughing.

Stung by Lin Yi's retort, the enemy Ezreal clearly lost face.

"Hmph, since that's the case, don't blame me. Just wait for your bottom lane to become my personal ATM!"

Setting aside his personality, truth be told, this Ezreal player actually had some skill.

His farming was quite solid.

In just a few minutes, his gold lead was already far ahead of Chen Fei's.

Combined with the three kills from earlier, the advantage in the bottom lane was clearly with the enemy.

He Linwei, wanting to make up for his mistake, headed toward the bottom lane again after clearing his jungle camps.

He wanted to turn the situation around with a successful gank.

Seeing He Linwei's Lee Sin arrive, the support Nautilus didn't hesitate and hooked the enemy Ezreal.

He Linwei followed up immediately.

However, a purple figure suddenly appeared in the brush.

"Crap! The enemy jungler Kha'Zix is counter-ganking!"

"It's over..."

After a struggle, Ezreal secured another triple kill.

"Don't come anymore..."

Chen Fei typed in the team channel.

Seeing this, He Linwei felt defeated. He kept a straight face, too embarrassed to say anything.

He had wanted to carry the girl, but ended up dragging her down instead.

It was truly embarrassing to the extreme.

"Take me as your master!"

The enemy Ezreal arrogantly typed those words in the public chat, making He Linwei so angry he almost coughed up blood.

Chen Fei snorted coldly and didn't reply to him.

After gaining a massive advantage, Ezreal's aggression intensified, at one point pushing Chen Fei out of the experience range.

If this continued, the bottom lane would be a slow death.

Chen Fei gritted her teeth and went up to soak some experience, but was hit by a combo from Ezreal and reduced to a sliver of health.

"I'll give you one more chance, call me husband and let me hear it!"

Watching Ezreal's provocation in the public chat, Chen Fei was about to type a reply when she saw a golden arc of light flying straight toward her.

"How insidious! Sneak-attacking me while I'm typing!"

Chen Fei scolded angrily in her stream.

The Miss Fortune controlled by Chen Fei was already down to a sliver of health; if she were hit by that ultimate, she would definitely die.

Furthermore, a large wave of enemy minions was about to enter the tower. If she were killed now, she would lose a huge amount of experience and gold.

But Chen Fei had already used her Flash, and in her panic, she couldn't dodge the range of Ezreal's ultimate just by moving with the mouse.

Just as Chen Fei took her hands off the keyboard, abandoning all hope, a massive wall of wind rose from the ground, firmly blocking in front of her.

"Face the wind!"

When Ezreal's ultimate hit this wind wall, it was like a clay ox entering the sea, disappearing without a trace.

"Don't be afraid, I'm here."

Lin Yi's Yasuo appeared like a hero descending on colorful clouds, bringing the light of hope just when Chen Fei was at her most desperate.