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334: Chapter 334 This isn't how you use crying scenes.

After Lin Heng's explanation, both sides reached a reconciliation.

"National Advisor... So you are really leaving?"

At this moment, Chieftain Sam, who was burly and rough, looking exactly like a bullfrog, was actually showing tears of reluctance.

It felt as if depicting a resentful woman deep in her chambers wouldn't be an exaggeration.

However, making fun of this fellow seemed a bit inappropriate.

After all, he was the face of the African United Nations...

Below, new administrative clerks continuously tried to persuade him:

"Great Chieftain, you are now the face of our African United Nations. Don't reveal too much about certain matters, otherwise it will affect our international image in Africa!"

"Hmph! Who are you to tell me? What if I cry?"

"The National Advisor is leaving, yet none of you shed a single tear. This shows that none of you truly cared for the National Advisor!"

"If you say one more word, I will immediately have people drag you out and execute you by firing squad!"

At these words, those Black clerks shivered, then quickly shut up and stopped talking.

Thus, Chieftain Sam wailed loudly, drinking alone.

It was a scene of utter chaos, and those around him quietly shook their heads seeing this sight.

Alas...

Is this our new Great Chieftain?

Isn't he being a bit too emotional?

Following this man's leadership in the future, who knows if we can still stand on our own? It would be great if the National Advisor were the Great Chieftain.

Everyone indulged in this daydream internally.

Meanwhile, upon witnessing this exaggerated scene, Long Anyou and the others held their wine glasses, their expressions complex.

This... his crying was too real, wasn't it?

Or perhaps Lin Heng really had some unspeakable relationship with the Great Chieftain of the African United Nations??

Soon, a member of the Longan Bureau couldn't control his mouth and quietly asked Lin Heng.

"Mr. Lin Heng, what is your relationship with this Great Chieftain? Why did he look like a resentful wife the moment he heard you were leaving?"

"Exactly... I seemed to have heard before that Black Brothers in Africa only cry when in pain, they never shed tears over emotions..."

The others also gathered around curiously.

To see a Black man cry, and moreover, the decisive and ruthless Black Great Chieftain among them shedding tears... this was already equivalent to a genetic mutation!

A huge discovery!

"Is it *that* kind of relationship?"

At this point, they spoke even more cautiously.

That kind of relationship? What other relationship could there be??

Lin Heng immediately shot them a glare.

"It's just the relationship between a strategist and a sovereign. You can refer to Zhuge Kongming and Liu Bei."

Ah... oh...

The crowd seemed to understand but not quite.

However, they had indirectly gotten the answer they wanted.

As long as it wasn't *that* kind of relationship, it was fine.

They truly couldn't imagine how long it would take to recover from the shadow of being penetrated by a Black man...

What was the difference between having relations with a Black Brother and having relations with a bull?

The moment they thought of this, everyone felt a chill, subconsciously guarding their rear ends.

"Excuse me for a moment, I'll be right back."

At this time, Lin Heng looked up at Chieftain Sam, who was crying hysterically in front of him.

He shook his head helplessly.

He quickly walked forward.

"National Advisor?"

The few people just stood watching Chieftain Sam; they didn't dare to interrupt.

That guy had just threatened to execute them earlier. Who would dare go up and persuade him!

Fortunately, the National Advisor Lin Heng had the standing to do so.

This situation couldn't go on like this. It was a good thing Lin Heng arrived in time; they felt a surge of hope.

"What is Lin Heng going to do?"

Long Anyou and the others were puzzled.

But the very next second!

They widened their eyes upon seeing Lin Sheng's action.

Damn it!?

"National Advisor?"

Chieftain Sam, feeling the movement around him, subconsciously looked up and quickly noticed Lin Heng.

He opened his mouth...

They saw Lin Heng, right in front of everyone, slap the man across the face.

Ah!?

Upon seeing this scene, almost everyone was stunned.

Good heavens!?

Although Lin Heng had a good relationship with their Great Chieftain General Sam, it shouldn't be to this extent, right?

He just laid hands on him directly??

They didn't know if that slap hurt, but just hearing the sound made them feel quite pained...

"Are you stupid from reading too many books? Stop playing that Liu Bei trick on me."

"When I was teaching you before, how did you learn? Liu Bei's crying scene isn't to be used in this context. You're crying in the wrong place."

"Next time, if someone dies defending the country, you can cry to gain sympathy. This is just devaluing yourself."

"Also, even if you cry until your throat breaks, I won't stay."

Huh??

At these words, the corners of everyone's mouths twitched, and their expressions changed rapidly.

Good heavens??

Only now did they understand what Lin Heng meant earlier about Liu Bei and Zhuge Liang.

Previously, they thought Lin Heng was comparing himself to Zhuge Kongming, but they didn't expect he was purely belittling Chieftain Sam!

And...

He was crying hysterically, yet Lin Heng actually said he was faking it??

This... even an actor couldn't act this well, could they?

On that dark skin, they could clearly see tear streaks. How could that be faked?

This guy could probably win an Oscar if he went into acting!

At this moment, Chieftain Sam quickly composed himself and chuckled.

"So that's how it is, National Advisor. You should have said so earlier. Then I wouldn't have cried."

"Look, the spot where I pinched my thigh is red! How can my dark skin turn red like this...?"

While speaking, Chieftain Sam even lifted up his shorts.

At the root of his thigh, a large, purplish-red bruise appeared.

Good heavens!

Did Lin Heng actually say it right?

"Pfft...!"

The crowd burst out laughing upon hearing this!

So this guy really was faking it?!

They hadn't noticed it at all!

Long Anyou's eyes widened even further.

They had watched Romance of the Three Kingdoms many times as children and analyzed it often as adults, but they truly hadn't realized that Chieftain Sam was putting on an act!

You have to admit!

Chieftain Sam had truly brought Liu Bei's character to life!

Of course, apart from his conspicuous dark skin, everything else could be considered perfect!

"Idiot. I taught you about the stratagem of self-injury, but that's not how you use it. I think even if you learned all Thirty-Six Stratagems, you still wouldn't be able to use them!"

"Ah ha ha... Yes, yes, yes. I am shallow and learned, not comparable to the National Advisor..."

"I will punish myself with a drink..."

"It's all in the wine!"

"..."

Facing Lin Heng's reprimand, this fellow didn't even frown, continuously trying to appease him.

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