7: Chapter 7: He thought it was a duck, but it turned out to be a visiting doctor.
Just looking at that mature, beautiful young married woman, the audience's comments exploded across the screen.
They were extremely envious.
These must all be Lin Heng's regular customers; otherwise, how could they have expressions as if they were completely satisfied?
Clearly, they had experienced the pleasure of 'big tool, good skills' before...
"Tsk tsk... Don't envy mandarin ducks or immortals, envy Lin Heng every day."
"That's right. Teaching the African Warlord how to fight during the day, and guiding married young women with their homework at night. I want a life like that too."
"I originally thought Lin Heng was just doing this out of necessity, but now it seems he relies on these repeat customers."
"Heavens! Can they really film things like this?"
The audience inwardly spat out sour saliva.
"Um, is Doctor Lin here?"
"That's great! I've finally managed to wait for you!"
Just as everyone was watching the spectacle, an old lady in her sixties or seventies walked over quickly, holding Lin Heng's hand, looking extremely excited.
"Holy crap? He even has to serve sixty or seventy-year-old grannies?"
"I suddenly feel like the money Lin Heng earns is a bit too hard-won."
"Wait! Even old grandpas are here??"
"What is this supposed to be about??"
"Sorry, I spoke too quickly before. I don't envy Lin Heng's part-time job at all now."
The livestream comments changed instantly, like errant primary school students.
Su Xueer also smiled faintly.
However, she was still unwilling to give up filming Lin Heng.
"Doctor, I haven't been feeling well lately. Please quickly give me a few acupuncture needles to let the air out, otherwise, I'm going to suffocate."
The mature, beautiful young married woman was practically clinging to Lin Heng's neck as she spoke.
Su Xueer's face flushed crimson watching this scene.
Can this be broadcasted?
But after glancing at the traffic that was about to break two hundred million, she had hardened her resolve completely.
As long as the platform administrator turns a blind eye, she'll be fine!
"Holy crap, is this for real? That's intense!"
"Didn't we say it wasn't a script?"
"She can't stand it outside. Just how good is Lin Heng's technique?"
"I don't know about his technique, but looking at the dozen or so people outside, I'm completely bewildered. Even if you're a gigolo, is this how you do it?"
"Next up is a prize guessing segment. Guess whether Lin Heng is the attacker or the receiver?"
The netizens continued to tease.
Just when everyone thought Lin Heng was going to 'go with the flow' with the married young woman.
He suddenly grabbed her wrist, felt her pulse, and seemed to be carefully sensing it.
"Hmm, your liver fire is a bit excessive. You should stay up less recently, and things on that front should be more harmonious. But it’s fine, I'll give you an acupuncture needle shortly, and then give you a Tuina massage to help you relax."
Seeing this, the vast majority of netizens burst into laughter.
"I thought it would be instant combustion, but he actually checked her pulse? Are the standards for being a gigolo this high now? Do you need some skills too?"
"Who said no? Look at how those other guys are gigolos—either their technique is good or their mouths are good. It makes sense that Lin Heng has some third-rate martial arts skills."
"No, I think Lin Heng actually has some techniques. It doesn't seem fake. And that woman clearly has excessive liver fire; she has new pimples growing on both cheeks. Lin Heng is right."
Soon, some more professional viewers commented.
"Hey, it seems real! The way Lin Heng took her pulse doesn't look fake. I worked at a hospital; even the veteran Chinese medicine doctors there with over ten years of experience don't take pulses as accurately as him!"
"Holy crap, could it actually be real?"
The crowd buzzed with speculation.
Su Xueer's eyebrow twitched slightly when she saw these comments.
She hadn't expected Lin Heng to have talent in this area?
She had underestimated him a bit.
But wasn't this a perfect opportunity!
"It's clear that Lin Heng coming to this massage parlor is obviously not to do things that society cannot tolerate, but sincerely cares about everyone's physical and mental health."
"Let's go in and see what Lin Heng might do next."
In the minds of the vast majority of netizens, this 'physical and mental health' probably needed quotation marks.
After speaking, Su Xueer closely followed Lin Heng's footsteps and quickly entered the room.
Lin Heng did not seem to object to this.
Su Xueer secretly breathed a sigh of relief.
If he had refused, her livestream would probably have flopped.
But then she became nervous again.
After all, something unexpected might happen next. If it contained any risqué content, her livestream room might get shut down.
She had already secretly sent a message to her assistant: if anything indecent happened next, immediately cut the stream.
"Take off your clothes."
After placing the married young woman, who was wearing black silk stockings, onto the platform, Lin Heng spoke in a flat tone.
Take off your clothes!?
The livestream room immediately exploded.
However, unexpectedly, the married young woman cooperated unusually well.
Just as everyone widened their eyes and prepared their tissues, they saw the married young woman only revealing her bare back...
"Damn it... I already took my pants off, and you show me this?"
"I was a bit fast; I've already used three tissues."
"Good thing I just came from the dance zone and hadn't started yet, so I won't embarrass everyone."
Very quickly,
Before the vast majority of netizens could finish typing their comments, the married young woman left, looking completely satisfied.
Next up was the old lady who had been so excited earlier.
As soon as she sat down, her face was filled with reverence.
"My chronic cold legs are going to be hard on you."
"It's nothing, it's all for money."
Lin Heng's expression was calm, quite straightforward.
Next, in this pink-themed massage parlor, people came and went.
They expected a romantic encounter, witnessing the birth of a hero of the pink world.
Who would have thought Lin Heng would turn out to be a practicing doctor...
It truly shocked everyone!
Especially the respectful manner of the elderly person towards him, it didn't seem like faking.
One person might be faking, but there were dozens of people in this line of work; they couldn't all be faking, could they?
The platform administrator was stunned for a moment but still didn't shut down the stream.
Su Xueer was very confused.
She really found it hard to associate Lin Heng with a Warlord or a mass murderer.
"Doctor Lin, your technique is truly divine. I've had a feverish head these past two days, and no medicine helped. I didn't expect just two needles from you to fix it!"
An old man on the verge of death grabbed Lin Heng's hand excitedly.
He clearly looked like he had crawled out of a coffin just before, and the netizens were worried someone might die here, but a few needles fixed him right up.
"It's nothing. You just have some blockage of vital energy and blood, compounded by your age. I cleared your qi and blood, and that should fix it."
"For these kinds of difficult and complicated diseases, Western medicine won't work. After all, blocked meridians can't be solved just by taking medicine; it will only get worse. This is where the advantages of Traditional Chinese Medicine like acupoint pressing, acupuncture, and Tuina come into play."
As soon as he said this, the livestream room filled with all sorts of sarcastic remarks.
"Western medicine won't work? Look at how badly Traditional Chinese Medicine has been beaten down. Who still drinks Chinese medicine now? I'd laugh at them for a lifetime!"
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