Chapter 267

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Li Tao is going to walk behind the big stone with the computer in his arms.

Zhang Yufei said anxiously, "Tao Zi, what are you doing? What about the data here? Shall we go back and recharge the computer and come back in a few days? "

Li Tao couldn't help it and said, "brother Fei, you first smoke here and have a rest. My stomach hurts a little. It's convenient to go."

Come on, Li Tao quickly hid behind the big stone and began to pull.

The diet in the wild is irregular and not special.

Li Tao has diarrhea.

The special smell floated from the ground, which made Li Tao "intoxicated".

The wind is blowing from the big stone net Zhang Yufei.

Zhang Yufei just lit a cigarette and took a deep breath. He smelled a strong scandal.

Zhang Yufei felt that he had sucked Li Tao's special taste into his lungs and felt sick.

"Oh!"

Zhang Yufei quickly avoided the wind and said“ Tao Zi, can you stop pooping so smelly? "

Li Tao scolded, "is your shit fragrant?"

Zhang Yufei: "if you shit, just shit. What are you doing with the computer? It can't be turned on. "

Li Tao: "leave it alone!"

After the crackling, Li Tao felt comfortable.

Life this life will get a lot of pleasure, excretion is definitely one.

Li Tao looked at the beach on the ground and fell into meditation.

This... It's hard to digest, and the stool doesn't take shape!

yes!

You guessed right!

Li Tao decided that the way to turn on the computer is to let the computer eat Xiang!

Although the ionizing bacteria can carry out photosynthesis, the current ionizing bacteria can not turn on the notebook due to the power generated by photosynthesis in a short time.

That's the only way!

What is Xiang!?

Although Xiang's taste is heavy, Xiang is also an organic matter and a nutrient.

One quarter of the feces is water, and the rest are mostly protein, inorganic matter, fat, undigested food fiber, residual dehydrated digestive juice, cells shed from the intestine and dead bacteria, as well as vitamin K and vitamin B.

These are all proper organics!

Since biological cells can digest organic matter in food, so can feces.

But this beach, if it doesn't take shape, how can we do it?

The weather is dry and the ground is full of stones.

The things pulled out have been full and soaked into the stone. If Li Tao doesn't take action, his laptop will not only have nothing to eat, but also can't drink soup!

"Madder, bear it!"

Li Tao made a quick decision and immediately opened the battery compartment of his laptop.

He searched his bag. The paper towel had just wiped his ass, and he had no gloves.

You can't have enough clothes. There's no water outside. You have to wear a coat home without accident.

At this time, Zhang Yufei received a call from the foot of the mountain.

"Flying pot, flying pot, you're grasping the child. Did you upload the data to the computer? We need to fix a point on the map. When it's done, say, "let's go to the next point."

Zhang Yufei: "wait, wait, wait, Tao Zi is shit."

Li Tao knows there is no time.

He quickly signed the used paper from the ground, then gathered the dirt and stuffed it into the computer.

"Oh!"

Li Tao retched as he stuffed.

He's so big that he's never done such a disgusting thing.

The filth is relatively thin, and some of it drips on the shell of the computer, but Li Tao can't care so much.

Most of the Baba was stuffed into the battery compartment of the computer.

Li Tao simply stuffed toilet paper into it.

He closed the battery compartment and smelled his fingers. It was really delicious.

As for laptops, it's even more delicious, just like pulling them out of a cesspit.

Heaven is worthy of those who have a heart.

The battery compartment shows that the battery is charging.

A few minutes later, the computer turned on!

Li Tao make complaints about it: "fortunately, fortunately, the labor and capital are smart enough!"

Because the computer adopts the PC version of singularity OS.

So after the boot, it is still the picture of Xiaoyuan's assistant.

Li Tao saw Xiaoyuan's voice assistant's face was livid and squatted on the ground all the time.

"What's the matter, Xiaoyuan."

Xiaoyuan stood up with the big tree beside her. Her face was bad and her body trembled and said to Li Tao.

"Master... Master... I Xiaoyuan have served you wholeheartedly for several days!"

Xiaoyuan was so angry that her chest hurt and said, "I don't care if you feed me leftovers, melon seed shells and fruit skins these days."

"Today, today, you... You... You feed me directly... Eat Xiang!"

"Oh!"

Xiaoyuan squatted on the ground and vomited a big beach.

The biological battery and computer are serialized together. There are probes in the battery, which can directly analyze what food the user eats for the battery.

Li Tao is quite embarrassed.

In a hurry, he left the energy block at home and didn't bring it out.

We can only use the leftover organic waste to charge the computer. Now this situation is helpless.

Li Tao was very sorry and said, "Xiaoyuan, be good! I'm really sorry. I can't help working in the wilderness! "

"Well, you can bear it. The master will make it up to you when he comes home."

Xiaoyuan finally breathed and said, "then I want to eat fruit!"

Li Tao: "absolutely no problem!"

Xiaoyuan didn't really eat Xiang and feel the taste of Xiang, but the intelligent type of singularity OS, which can make the voice assistant interact with users more intelligently, rather than dry and mechanical chat.

"Tao Zi, are you all right?"

"All right, all right!"

Li Tao came out with the computer in his arms.

"The computer has power. You enter the data and I'll move the instrument."

Zhang Yufei wondered and asked, "why is there electricity again?"

Doubts returned to doubts. Zhang Yufei still took over the laptop, "what's wrong with you today! At ordinary times, you dislike that the instrument is heavy and it is difficult to adjust the level. You choose to enter the work and let me fiddle with the instrument. Why do you take the initiative to move the instrument today? "

"I think you've worked hard these days. Let's change." Li Tao's face did not change and his heart did not jump.

After Zhang Yufei took over the computer, how did he feel a strong "aroma".

Zhang Yufei thought it was the wind that blew the smell of Li Tao's excrement again. He quickly moved a position.

However, the taste still did not disappear, but became stronger and stronger.

Zhang Yufei thought there was something wrong with his nose and sucked hard.

That's better!

The smell is all sucked into the lungs again.

"Cough, cough, cough!" The smell made Zhang Yufei's tears come out.

Zhang Yufei suddenly felt a thump in his heart and had a bad hunch.

He took his notebook closer and smelled it.

It stinks.

"Oh!"

Zhang Yufei almost threw up the overnight meal.

"Tao Zi! How did you charge your computer? It can't be feeding you to pull the Xiang! "

Li Tao nodded very seriously and said, "yes!"

Zhang Yufei scolded angrily, "your uncle, I said why you are so kind to get the instrument! The result is... Vomit... Come here and see if I don't kill you! "

Li Tao explained while hiding: "brother Fei, brother Fei, listen to me! I really didn't mean it! It's not that there's no way. It's a special case. "

Zhang Yufei: "get back here. You can get the computer yourself, guide the data yourself, and I'll get the instrument."

Li Tao: "don't hit me! Don't hit me! "

This time, there were some twists and turns in the process of going out to measure, but the result was always good.

Li Tao and Zhang Yufei successfully completed the test task and answered the camp safely.

Zhang Yufei told everyone about Li Tao charging his laptop battery with feces. Of course, everyone was disgusted.

However, we have a new understanding of the powerful capabilities of Xingrui notebook computers and microbial batteries.

night.

Li Tao took the initiative to give Ding Gong the computer and said, "Ding Gong, isn't your classic Lakers in the finals? Not today? "

Ding Gong plays with his mobile phone and hides when he sees the laptop in Li Tao's hand.

He felt a chill in his heart and said, "take it away, take it away quickly. Are you disgusting?"

Li Tao smiled and arranged Xingrui's notebook for himself.

While playing, he said to himself, "it's really strange. So many people robbed my notebook a few days ago to play games. No one wants it today."

Not only today, I'm afraid no one will take the initiative to ask Li Tao to borrow a laptop from now on.

The legend of Li Tao and Xingrui's notebook was posted online by the survey team and aroused heated discussion.

Some people think it's funny, some people think it's legendary, and others feel that the powerful performance of Xingrui notebook is really worth the price.

The story of Li Tao and Xingrui's notebook has become a myth in the Internet industry.

#Xingrui X1 notebook was fed by its owner, and Xiang # became the hottest topic on Weibo.

This topic full of gimmicks will certainly become the focus of discussion.

Although the legendary story is full and even disgusting, it inadvertently expands the popularity of Xingrui X-1 and microbial battery.

On the Internet, the number of searches for microbial batteries and laptops has increased sharply.

Zhou Xiao couldn't laugh or cry when he saw this topic. He didn't expect that the second wave of explosive flow of microbial battery came like this.

At the same time, many we media have also made test videos of Xingrui notebooks, and many users have posted their experience on forums, microblogs and other social media.

Technology V and C shared a ten minute test video.

In the video, brother C said: "today, brother C is not testing a mobile phone, but a very hot laptop recently."

"I don't need to introduce the performance of this laptop too much. After all, there are many test videos and parameters on the Internet. Today, we mainly simulate using this computer outdoors or in the process of traveling to see if it is convenient."

In the 15 minute video, brother C simulated using Xingrui notebook without power supply outdoors.

Outdoors, brother C has been connecting his mobile phone 5g hotspot with his laptop and playing chicken eating games.

I played for seven or eight hours in a row. I didn't turn off my computer for half a day. Then I played for seven or eight hours. My notebook had electricity.

In the video, brother C also uses the mode of charging his laptop and playing games at the same time.

Brother C did not use Li Tao's disgusting and ruthless way to charge the laptop, but stuffed the dead leaves and weeds into the battery compartment of the laptop.

This operation enables the laptop to run at full capacity during the three-day test.

Brother C also concluded in the video: "I found that using dry branches is more convenient than using dead grass. I feel that the heat of dead branches is higher. How much is it? I'll check the data and report it to you."

During the trip, brother C also tested the performance of Xingrui laptop.

Xingrui's microbial battery lives on the leftover rice and fruit peel of brother C.

Brother C also tried to find leftover food from others in the dustbin and so on.

This extreme situation can ensure the normal operation of Xingrui laptop.

At the end of the test video, brother C said: "I won't say much about the operating performance of the computer here. After all, this configured laptop can also be seen in other brands. I'll mainly talk about its microbial battery."

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Brother C also tried to find leftover food from others in the dustbin and so on.

This extreme situation can ensure the normal operation of Xingrui laptop.

At the end of the test video, brother C said: "I won't say much about the operating performance of the computer here. After all, this configured laptop can also be seen in other brands. I'll mainly talk about its microbial battery."

Brother C also tried to find leftover food from others in the dustbin and so on.

This extreme situation can ensure the normal operation of Xingrui laptop.

At the end of the test video, brother C said: "I won't say much about the operating performance of the computer here. After all, this configured laptop can also be seen in other brands. I'll mainly talk about its microbial battery."

Brother C also tried to find leftover food from others in the dustbin and so on.

(it's too late for a business trip. The following 500 words are repeated. Please refresh it in 15 minutes.)

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At the end of the test video, brother C said: "I won't say much about the operating performance of the computer here. After all, this configured laptop can also be seen in other brands. I'll mainly talk about its microbial battery."

Brother C also tried to find leftover food from others in the dustbin and so on.

This extreme situation can ensure the normal operation of Xingrui laptop.

At the end of the test video, brother C said: "I won't say much about the operating performance of the computer here. After all, this configured laptop can also be seen in other brands. I'll mainly talk about its microbial battery."