18: What's going on in Chapter 18?
Rou Rou hesitated for a moment upon hearing Er Lang's request and didn't agree immediately.
This was because the scouts in the bullet comments were reporting information about the opposing side.
"Host, I've returned from scouting; there are quite a few people on the other side."
"Yeah, yeah, they even have two Level 50 big shots on their leaderboard. It's going to be tough."
"Damn, they're a big streamer with 2,000 viewers."
"Haha, that jerk Er Lang's side is full of broke bros. Host, if you battle him, you're guaranteed to win."
"Yeah, yeah, that jerk Er Lang only wins PKs by acting tough. Don't be afraid of him, Host."
Seeing Rou Rou's hesitation, Zhang Shan sent another floating bullet comment.
[Lv49 Qingshan: Agree to it.] (Floating comment)
With a big shot like Zhang Shan present, how could he possibly let Rou Rou lose?
Her worries were completely unnecessary.
Zhang Shan knew Er Lang's little tricks all too well; he just figured that since he had big shots on his side, he couldn't possibly lose, which was why he changed the time and the punishment.
He was doing this to get some benefits for the broke bros in his Livestream Room.
This was precisely the reason his Livestream Room had so many people.
Unfortunately for him, Er Lang had run into Zhang Shan.
15 minutes of squats.
Heh, he was in for it.
"Sure, let's restart the match."
Seeing that the big shot had spoken, Rou Rou readily agreed.
The PK restarted.
This time it was a 15-minute PK, and since they wanted to play up the process, neither side muted their mics.
As soon as the PK started, Er Lang began shouting: "Brothers, we can't waste the golden 30 seconds! Are there any missiles? Are there any big shots who can throw a missile..."
Compared to the noisy commotion on Er Lang's side, Rou Rou's side was much gentler.
"Brother, I'll leave it to you."
[Lv49 Qingshan: Don't worry.] (Floating comment)
After saying that, Zhang Shan immediately sent a plane. Since he wanted Er Lang to be punished, he couldn't crush him too hard all at once.
What if he scared the guy away?
Seeing Rou Rou's score instantly jump to 6,000, Er Lang immediately got anxious.
"Brothers, they're pressing in! Quick, launch the missiles..."
"Er Lang, hurry up and do your squats while shouting 'Sister is beautiful', heh."
Seeing her score surpass Er Lang's, Rou Rou immediately called him out to perform the punishment.
Watching Er Lang squat while shouting "Sister is beautiful," Rou Rou's thoughts shifted slightly.
So, PKs were actually this fun.
While performing the punishment, Er Lang pointed at the health bar above his head and made funny faces; his comical appearance made the audience in his Livestream Room unable to hold back their laughter.
A group of trolls couldn't help but start pointing out Er Lang's actions.
"Boss Lang, do you have muscle weakness in your legs? Why aren't you squatting down?"
"Haha, Er Lang's 'pain mask' is showing."
"Even my grandma does squats better than that."
"Er Lang, be louder! Did you not eat?"
"Sister is beautiful! Ah, big shots, hurry up and help me out, I can't hold them off anymore, ah ah..."
Er Lang was an honest guy; he had already done over 10 squats in just this short time.
Right now, he was wearing his 'pain mask' and wailing.
Of course, this was all just for show.
"Er Lang, no slacking off, keep going."
Seeing Er Lang stop, Rou Rou immediately spoke up.
"Sigh, Sister is beautiful. Big shots, hurry and save me."
Seeing that Er Lang's show was about enough, the Level 50 big shot in Er Lang's Livestream Room, [Wearing Underwear Outside, I Am Brother Chao], immediately sent a douyin no. 1.
[Lv50 Wearing Underwear Outside, I Am Brother Chao gifted Er Lang douyin no. 1 Γ 1] (10001 diamond)
6000 : 20002
Er Lang's health bar instantly pressed forward.
"Ahahaha! Hey, that Rou Rou, why aren't you hurrying up and calling me Brother? Hehehe..."
Seeing his health bar surpass Rou Rou's, Er Lang immediately changed his expression and started acting arrogant and cocky.
He even finished it off with an evil villain's smile.
Just as Rou Rou stood up to accept the punishment, Zhang Shan's gift was sent.
[Lv49 Qingshan gifted douyin no. 1 Γ 2] (20002 diamond)
Before Er Lang's cocky expression could even last for two seconds, Rou Rou's health bar pressed back over.
"Yay, heh, Er Lang, hurry up and continue your squats."
Rou Rou jumped up happily, looking up with her little face as she issued the command.
"Oh my, Sister is beautiful! Wuwu, is there anyone who can save me? Brother Chao, help! Brother Li, help..."
Er Lang immediately performed a one-second face change for everyone.
One second he was arrogant and cocky, and the next, he put on a miserable 'pain mask'.
He had the livestreaming effect nailed down perfectly.
By this time, the 30-second bonus time had ended. Seeing how fierce Zhang Shan was, the casual viewers in Er Lang's Livestream Room also started contributing their votes one after another.
Not only that, but the two big shots in the Livestream Room also threw out a douyin no. 1 each.
The casual votes combined with the two big shots' douyin no. 1s actually added up to over 30,000 votes at once.
It was evident that the cohesion in Er Lang's Livestream Room was still very strong.
"Lang's Army is awesome! Hehehe, Rou Rou, hurry up and call me 'Brother is amazing', hehehe..."
Er Lang straightened his back again and started acting cocky.
Zhang Shan didn't indulge him either and slammed a big dragon over.
"Heh, Er Lang, keep doing squats for me."
Rou Rou stood with one hand on her hip and the other pointing at the camera; she couldn't have looked more smug.
Seeing that a douyin no. 1 couldn't suppress Zhang Shan at all, Brother Chao and Brother Li from Er Lang's side each slammed two carnivals on top.
Er Lang's score instantly exceeded 100,000, and the health bar zoomed right over.
Seeing his health bar press over, Er Lang was just about to change his expression and stand up.
Zhang Shan's four big dragons slammed the health bar back again.
Er Lang could only shout with a dejected face: "Ah, Sister is beautiful, Sister is beautiful..."
Seeing that Zhang Shan actually countered with four big dragons in seconds, Brother Chao and Brother Li from Er Lang's side thought to themselves that they had run into a tough nut to crack, a 'death guardian'.
They immediately extinguished any thoughts of continuing to add points.
As for Er Lang being punished, the two of them didn't take it to heart.
This guy was tough and resilient; he had done even heavier punishments than this, so the current punishment was nothing to him.
Plus, this PK match had reached over 150,000 points, so he would also earn quite a bit.
Since even the two big shots weren't voting anymore, the other casual votes also stopped.
Er Lang shouted for a while longer, but finding that his health bar remained unmoved, he naturally understood what was going on.
So, while performing the punishment, he started feigning misery: "Hoo... Sister is beautiful... Huff... Huff... Sister... is beautiful... Huff... *cough* *cough*"
With that heavy panting and occasional coughing, anyone who didn't know better would think he was out of breath and about to kick the bucket.
It was just that the acting was too heavy; it was the kind that would be seen through after a couple of looks, so naturally, it couldn't fool Rou Rou.
Soon, the 15-minute PK ended, and Er Lang staggered back into his chair.
"Little Sister Rou Rou, your big shot is awesome, he's the best."
Er Lang held up two thumbs and kept waving them up and down in front of the camera.
The meaning couldn't have been clearer. Zhang Shan chuckled; he didn't have any ill feelings toward this Er Lang, so he hopped over and gifted him a big dragon.
[Lv49 Qingshan gifted Er Lang dragon-riding ranger Γ 1] (30000 diamond)
Seeing the big dragon special effect covering half of the livestream screen, Er Lang bounced right out of his chair.
"Thank you, my Brother Qingshan! Thank you, Big Shot! Big Shot is awesome!"
[Ding, streamer Er Lang bound. Click to view detailed information.]
"Uh... what?"
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