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Zhao Hao: Can I still poop properly?

Zhao Hao ate ravenously, his health continuously dropping.

If nothing unexpected happened, he would definitely be poisoned to death by the fruit.

However...

How could it be that simple???

Don't forget.

He had a Healer by his side, and although she wasn't a very professional Healer, her Wind of Revival still had some healing effect.

Li Xunle saw Zhao Hao eating enthusiastically, his health almost at rock bottom, and couldn't help but use Wind of Revival to heal him a couple of times.

Zhao Hao laughed heartily:

"Big Brother, your healing was perfectly timed."

After speaking,

he opened his mouth wide, his hands moving quickly, picking up fruits, and stuffing them into his mouth.

Li Xunle saw Zhao Hao eating with great enjoyment and immediately felt puzzled, so he couldn't help but ask:

"Ri Tian, throw me two fruits, I want to try them!"

"Alright, Big Brother!"

Zhao Hao finished speaking, picked up some fruits with both hands, and threw them forcefully at Li Xunle.

After Li Xunle caught the fruits, he examined them carefully; their color was very beautiful.

Indeed.

The more beautiful something is, the greater the harm it inflicts!

Fortunately, he possessed Immortality, so he had nothing to fear.

He took a small bite of the bright red fruit; it was soft and sweet, with an excellent taste.

He was very surprised.

Honestly, this stuff was really delicious!

Li Xunle ate the fruit unhurriedly.

Although he noticed his health gradually decreasing, he paid no attention to it.

This kind of minor health reduction caused him no trouble at all.

Just as the two were eating with gusto,

the next wave of attacks from the Adam and Eve Tree arrived.

The grassy ground gradually began to swell, rising higher and higher.

The next second,

countless tree roots burst out of the ground, flying wildly in the air, brandishing their claws.

Immediately after,

those tree roots, like tentacles, lunged at Li Xunle and Zhao Hao.

They moved extremely fast, carrying the scent of earth and the fragrance of green grass.

"Hmph! Monster! Take this!"

As his voice fell,

Zhao Hao swung his longsword fiercely, and as Life and Death Swordplay was unleashed, sword energy shot out like a rainbow.

He intended to completely sever the surging tree roots.

Without exception,

he failed.

Nine-star monsters were extremely ferocious and not so easy to deal with.

Even when he used Life and Death Swordplay, disregarding life and death, the intense sword energy could only barely sever one-third of the tree roots.

The remaining tree roots instantly bound Zhao Hao tightly.

He was wrapped up like a zongzi.

Even Zhao Hao's face was not spared, distorted by the constricting tree roots.

Li Xunle saw this and remained unhurried.

He gently waved his staff, and a hundred percent green light instantly struck the Adam and Eve Tree.

Undoubtedly, it was an instant kill!

The tree roots constricting Zhao Hao also lost control and loosened.

After Zhao Hao struggled free from the tree roots, he chuckled:

"Sorry, I have Big Brother protecting me, but what about you?"

Zhao Hao finished speaking, picked a few fruits from the withered Adam and Eve Tree, and continued to stuff them into his mouth.

He suddenly looked at Li Xunle:

"Big Brother, do you still want any fruit?"

Li Xunle nodded, still wanting more: "I'll get them myself!"

After speaking,

he teleported in front of the Adam and Eve Tree, unhurriedly picking up a few fruits.

He casually wiped them on his clothes and then put them into his mouth.

Zhao Hao ate and exclaimed in surprise:

"Big Brother, I actually leveled up!"

His face was full of smiles, incredibly bright, his mouth full of red fruit pulp.

Li Xunle smiled slightly, continuing to eat the fruit without speaking.

His gaze swept over the Adam and Eve Tree, finding that it hadn't dropped anything.

He couldn't help but inwardly complain:

"These monsters in the Land of Divine Punishment are really stingy. The drop rate is so damn low, and they're nine-star monsters, yet they're as poor as dogs."

Just then,

Li Xunle's expression became serious; he faintly heard the gurgling sound of water and immediately raised an eyebrow.

The sound of water?

He had finally found water, which meant he should not be far from the Heaven's Punishment Secret Realm.

The next second,

he teleported away, disappearing, and moved towards the direction of the gurgling water sound.

After a few breaths,

he arrived at the edge of a wide river, about a hundred meters across, with rapid, roaring water.

Li Xunle saw this and a wide smile spread across his face, feeling very happy.

He had finally found a river, so next, he would follow the river to search for the Heaven's Punishment Secret Realm.

At this moment,

Zhao Hao, riding his flying sword and holding several fruits, flew over:

"Hehe, Big Brother, I'm here!"

Li Xunle was a little surprised; he had thought he would have to go back and point Zhao Hao in the right direction.

But it turned out not to be necessary.

Li Xunle:

"Ri Tian, you've become clever! You didn't get lost?"

Zhao Hao:

"Hehe, Big Brother, I may not be good at other things, but my ears work well. I knew we were looking for water, and I heard the sound of the river, so I followed that direction."

Li Xunle: "You're teachable!"

After speaking,

he led Zhao Hao upstream along the river, searching for a deep pool with a waterfall.

He remembered that Zhou Zhixue had informed him that the Heaven's Punishment Secret Realm was next to a deep pool.

Therefore, they needed to find the deep pool.

The two moved quickly upstream along the river, searching while enjoying the beautiful scenery on both banks.

Zhao Hao suddenly said:

"Big Brother, when nature calls, I need to relieve myself."

Li Xunle pursed his lips helplessly:

"Alright, just do your business around here. I'll scout ahead a bit more. You can just follow the riverbank forward later."

"Alright, Big Brother, you go ahead, don't worry about me!"

Zhao Hao declared confidently.

Li Xunle's mouth twitched, thinking:

What you just said is as good as saying nothing; who knows what trouble you'll stir up later!

However,

he didn't voice his complaint but simply nodded.

Immediately,

he quickly waved his staff and disappeared from the spot. He planned to head upstream to find the entrance to the Heaven's Punishment Secret Realm.

He had been searching for over a day and still hadn't found the Heaven's Punishment Secret Realm, which was somewhat frustrating.

As for Zhao Hao,

he found a flat spot surrounded by trees, then unbuckled his belt and squatted down.

A series of splattering sounds... Just then,

Zhao Hao suddenly heard the sound of fighting coming from not far away.

He immediately felt a little nervous.

Although he wasn't afraid of death, if the fight were to spread to him while he was relieving himself... should he run or not?

Should he pull up his pants or not?

He constantly warned himself in his mind, 'Don't come over, don't come over.'

If you must come over, wait until I'm done pooping, otherwise, the consequences will be unimaginable!

Thinking of this,

he had no choice but to speed up.

But this kind of thing isn't something you can speed up just by wanting to; there's always a time process.

As Zhao Hao was praying, a whooshing sound suddenly came from beside him.

Immediately, an arrow plunged deeply beside Zhao Hao, splashing up a lot of dirt.

It was incredibly close!

Zhao Hao's face changed, and he immediately panicked.

What he feared most had come to pass!

Damn it, couldn't it have waited a little longer?

He hunched his back and immediately moved two steps to the side, leaning against a large tree.

However,

the next second,

another arrow shot into the large tree he was leaning against.

It was only a fist's distance from his head.

Cold sweat broke out on him.

Damn it, can't I even take a proper shit anymore!

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