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130: Why don't mosquitoes bite you?

Soon, the two actors got into character, and the surroundings became completely silent.

Before this next scene, the two sides had already been fighting back and forth, and here, Fong Sai-yuk finds a stick, temporarily suppressing EErdo.

This is a comedy, so the fight scenes will also be more humorous, and beyond their opposing stances, the two even developed a tiny bit of mutual appreciation.

From ahead, Director Director Yuan Lang's voice came, "Action!"

The fight scene officially began.

Fong Sai-yuk (Du Yunxiang) held a long stick with both hands and attacked EErdo (Chen Fang), pressing forward quickly with his feet, his left and right wrists alternately exerting force, the tip and end of the stick alternately striking EErdo's arms, producing dull thuds, followed by two direct hits to the abdomen.

An inch longer, an inch stronger, EErdo could only retreat.

Fong Sai-yuk retracted his long stick, shook his right arm, and the long stick "clanged" as it hit the ground; his left palm naturally rested on his hip, and his right arm was slightly bent, propping up the long stick, carrying a hint of gangster swagger and youthful spirit, his chin slightly raised, as he proudly said, "This is how my dad used to hit me!"

EErdo knelt on the ground, steadying himself, his jaw tucked in, teeth clenched, brow furrowed, staring at Fong Sai-yuk's stick-holding hand.

Fong Sai-yuk was slightly surprised to see him still standing, and swung the stick down towards his head.

EErdo raised his left arm, blocking the stick body with a dull thud, then exerted force with his right arm, slamming it into Fong Sai-yuk's abdomen, causing Fong Sai-yuk to clutch his stomach and retreat repeatedly.

EErdo looked askance with cold eyes, his voice fierce, "Let me tell you, this is how I hit my dog at home."

Behind the monitor, the director nodded slightly in satisfaction.

Excellent! Both their fight scenes and acting are spot on.

Not far away, Xiao Li stared blankly ahead.

These lines are great, but also too... well, it's not the lines' fault, it's her brain being filled with too much random stuff.

But as a 6G internet surfer, she's sure many netizens definitely have the same kind of brain; once this segment comes out, someone will definitely shout: I'm my brother's dog!

The director said, "OK, keep one take."

When the director spoke, it temporarily unsealed everyone's mouths.

Xiao Li immediately heard a cacophony of sounds, "Wow!" "So handsome!" "Hehehe."

She looked back and saw many young female crew members excitedly looking at Chen Fang in the workshop.

Alright, she admitted it too.

This villain is indeed charming.

Elegant, dominant, and in a high position.

Crucially, he's also a bad guy.

Hehe, isn't that even more exciting?

She felt sorry for Fong Sai-yuk.

However, Du Yunxiang played him very refreshingly, portraying Fong Sai-yuk's sunny image.

Fortunately, Fong Sai-yuk also performed well, otherwise, he would really be repeatedly compared and put down by netizens.

...

An hour later, Du Yunxiang wiped his sweat and walked with Chen Fang to the resting area to sit down.

The crew needed to adjust the set, so they had 20 minutes to rest.

Du Yunxiang glanced at the group of infatuated crew members not far away, and couldn't help but smile helplessly.

He wasn't jealous of Chen Fang.

Considering Chen Fang's fame, looks, acting skills, and martial arts foundation, if he had auditioned for Fong Sai-yuk, Du Yunxiang might not have gotten the lead role.

So, he was actually quite fortunate.

But while he was fortunate, he still couldn't help but want to curse.

"Chen Fang, your character is really f***ing..." Du Yunxiang looked at the group of employees who seemed to be attending a fan meeting, and couldn't help but say a beautiful Chinese phrase with a laugh; he turned to look at Chen Fang, "Isn't he too attractive to girls? No wonder you didn't audition for Fong Sai-yuk back then."

"I didn't audition because I really can't portray that youthful and lively feeling you have.

I maintained a loyal dog persona for a year and a half before, and it's only been three months since I broke free.

Playing such a youthful and lively character would easily lead to occupational hazards and make the performance go awry."

"Loyal dog, you..." Du Yunxiang was about to playfully tease him with a smile when his gaze suddenly froze.

Not far away, a snow-white puppy, toy in mouth, its short legs rapidly alternating, ran towards the two, its round eyes sparkling with excitement.

"Isn't that Teacher Shu's dog?"

Teacher Shu is the actress who plays the female lead.

She's been under a lot of stress recently and brought her pet dog to the set; usually, an assistant watches it so it doesn't run around, so why did it run over here?

Du Yunxiang bent down, smiling and clapping his hands at the dog, "Snowball, Snowball."

The dog rushed over, passed in front of him as if it hadn't seen him, ran to Chen Fang, looked up at Chen Fang with its big, watery eyes, and seeing no reaction from Chen Fang, it put down the small ball, placed its two front paws on Chen Fang's leg, and wagged its tail rapidly.

It seemed to be saying: "Hey, come play ~"

Du Yunxiang's smile instantly froze, and he pointed at the dog, asking incredulously, "No, humans are one thing, but why are even dogs fawning over you so much? Are you a succubus, damn it?"

Chen Fang's lips curled upwards, and he smiled kindly, "Because I am a kind person, so animals like me very much."

"Oh, please," Du Yunxiang snorted, rolling up his sleeve and pointing at the mosquito bites on his arm, "How come I don't see mosquitoes liking you? Look at how bitten I am by mosquitoes?"

"They can't bear to bite me."

Du Yunxiang clenched his fist.

Although he felt Chen Fang was spouting nonsense, not getting bitten by mosquitoes was truly enviable!

Chen Fang's mood improved even more as he heard the sounds of negative emotion values piling up.

Just then, a clear female voice suddenly came from behind.

"Chen Fang."

Chen Fang turned around at the sound and saw Yu Mengmeng.

She was wearing a short-style ancient costume.

A light yellow short skirt, a small cloth bag hanging at her waist, wearing embroidered cloud-patterned boots, and holding a prop fried dough stick about sixty to seventy centimeters long.

Chen Fang guessed it was this character's weapon.

Yu Mengmeng walked quickly from behind the chair, around it, and to his front.

"Teacher Yu, why are you here?"

"I'm filming next door, Tang Chen insisted I come over and say hello to you, saying it's an opportunity to get to know people in the film industry."

Chen Fang: "..."

So you just said it so bluntly?

"Chen Fang, is the filming going smoothly?" Tang Chen walked over.

Chen Fang also stood up, stretched his shoulders, "It's going smoothly, there are pads inside the clothes, so it doesn't hurt much when we hit."

"Hey," Yu Mengmeng put her hands behind her back, then suddenly leaned forward slightly, frowning as she scrutinized Chen Fang, "Why don't you put on more white makeup? You used to put on more white makeup on stage, right?"

Chen Fang glanced at the thick foundation on her face and snorted, "Because I don't need to hide ugliness."

[Yu Mengmeng's negative emotion value +666!]

"Die!" Yu Mengmeng gripped the fried dough stick, swung her arm, and was about to hit Chen Fang's arm.

Chen Fang sidestepped, and the fried dough stick directly hit Tang Chen's stomach next to him.

"Ugh." Tang Chen let out a muffled groan.

He couldn't take it anymore.

He was just a masochist, why did he have to make them meet?

From now on, these three people should live their own lives, in peace!

No more getting together!

[Tang Chen's negative emotion value +540]

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