276: Chapter 276 Hippo Out of Control! A Dramatic Change in the Animal World?

Three Hairs stood with its paws on its hips, acting all high and mighty.

"Enough talk, tool mouse!"

Having received An Ke's permission, Jingang no longer hesitated and directly grabbed Three Hairs with one claw.

It flew back in front of the Hippopotamus once again.

Not far away, the group of Hippopotamuses saw the combination of a Parrot and a Hamster and couldn't stop laughing.

"Is there something wrong with the brains of these intruders this time?"

"Are they just here to give us a good laugh?"

"They clearly have a crocodile and a giant python, yet they send out the two weakest small animals."

"They're probably planning to save the best for last; after all, if the crocodile and python went up and lost,

they would be completely out of options."

"Hahaha! As long as the crocodiles dare to come, we'll let them know what 'Un-croc-able' means!"

"Buddy!! A Little Bird plus a mouse, you can crush them however you want!"

"Stop putting on a show and just slaughter them!"

"..."

The Hippopotamus glanced slightly at its companions and muttered silently.

Putting on a show?

It wasn't acting just now; that bird across from it really transcended the boundaries of biology.

A little super-bird with infinite strength.

The other hippos might not take it seriously, but it certainly would.

That Little Bird isn't simple, so could that Hamster also be something special?

But what kind of ability could such a tiny Hamster possibly have?

The Hippopotamus grew a bit concerned, thinking long and hard.

But no matter how it thought, it couldn't figure it out...

"Damn it! I'm thinking so hard I'm about to grow a brain!"

The Hippopotamus was a bit piqued, a surge of irritation rising for no reason.

Since it couldn't figure it out, it stopped thinking.

It would just go straight into the fight.

The Hippopotamus opened its huge mouth and let out a deafening roar.

The sound waves, carrying the stench of the air, continuously "attacked" Jingang and Three Hairs.

"Holy chicken! If you're going to fight, then fight, don't use biochemical weapons!" Jingang cursed loudly.

Three Hairs also had a tense face, tightly covering its nose.

It was somewhat confused: "By the way, do these animals called hippos not have noses?"

"Can't they smell the stench?"

The Hippopotamus snorted coldly and fearlessly launched another charge.

As long as it could bite the Parrot and the Hamster, they would be finished.

Thinking of this, it couldn't help but laugh out loud.

"I can make countless mistakes, but you two little things can only make one!"

"No! King Kong Barbie Beast, you won't have any more chances to make mistakes!"

"Take a good look at the power of the Three Hairs muscle tyrant!"

Jingang held Three Hairs and met the Hippopotamus's attack head-on.

It was now desperate to quickly intimidate the Hippopotamus and then get out of here.

It stank too much!

This time, the Hippopotamus didn't easily open its large mouth.

Because Jingang's speed was very fast.

It had to find the right opportunity for a lethal blow.

The Hippopotamus planned to go head-to-head with Jingang for a while to wear down the opponent's strength.

Although the opponent had immense strength, at most it could only cause superficial wounds.

It hurt a bit, but it was nothing.

Only this time, Jingang used Three Hairs to attack, and when the Hippopotamus collided with Three Hairs,

it instantly felt a pain a hundred times more agonizing than before.

"Agh!"

"What's going on?"

The Hippopotamus cried out in pain, the agony causing it to retreat repeatedly.

When it looked down, it saw red blood flowing on the churning water surface.

The Hippopotamus was in disbelief—it was injured?

And it was a very serious injury?!

"That Little Mouse did this?"

Just now, Jingang had used Three Hairs' hard fur combined with its own strength

to slice a gash on the Hippopotamus's cheek.

The Hippopotamus's skin was thick, but in front of Three Hairs, who had a hardness of 500, it was like a block of tofu.

The thick skin was easily sliced open.

Fortunately, the Hippopotamus retreated and dodged in time; otherwise, this gash could have gone from its cheek all the way to its butt.

Behind them, the "Hippopotamus masses" who were bathing and watching the show

suddenly had the smiles freeze on their faces after seeing the blood.

Their pupils were full of disbelief; it wouldn't be an exaggeration to say their worlds were shaken.

"Oh my god! Is that blood from our buddy?"

"Buddy actually bled in a fight against a Little Bird and a mouse?"

"It's fake, right? Is it that mouse's blood?"

"Are you blind? Our buddy has a gash on his cheek, and you're still saying it's the mouse's?"

"How did a mouse cut through our Hippopotamus skin?"

"..."

This question caused all the hippos' brains to crash.

With the thickness of their skin, even if they stood there and let a crocodile bite them,

the crocodile would have a hard time seriously injuring them for a while.

Let alone a mouse?

Shouldn't it be that even if a mouse gnawed there for half a day, it would only nibble off a tiny piece of skin?

What was happening now?

"This mouse can easily cut through skin—does that mean that bird from before really did kick our buddy back?"

"Why do I feel like the animal world has become unrecognizable to me?"

"Is it because we've been in this cave for too long that the animal world outside has developed too fast?"

"I can't take it, I can't take it!"

"I'm about to grow a brain, and it's starting to hurt."

"If this gets out, how are we supposed to keep our reputation in the animal world?"

They were the "Un-croc-able" hippos!

Outside, in the live broadcast room.

The viewers were equally astonished.

However, they weren't shocked that Three Hairs had cut the Hippopotamus's skin.

Rather...

"Such a big gash was cut, and we still can't see the flesh?"

"Isn't this skin a bit too thick?"

"What is it? A city wall?"

"..."

In the program, Professor Wu saw the audience's surprise and hurriedly provided some science facts:

"A normal Hippopotamus's skin is about 5 centimeters thick, but the skin of the hippos in the broadcast is likely over 10 centimeters."

"The Hamster's fur is probably only 5 centimeters long at most. It's still very difficult to completely break through the Hippopotamus's skin."

"I'll ask quietly, how many centimeters is five 'gongfen'?"

"Five 'gongfen' is 5 centimeters."

"Holy crap? That means the Hippopotamus skin in the broadcast is at least 10 centimeters thick?"

"That's way too thick, isn't it?"

"Truly thick-skinned!"

"Got it! In the future when I curse someone, I'll say their skin is as thick as a hippo's."

"10 centimeters? That's just so-so; it can't compare to my 'little brother'.

My little brother is eighteen 'gongfen'."

"Upstairs! You'd better really be talking about your younger brother."

"I'll ask because I don't know—why do guys always like to say they're 18?"

"It's the same reason you girls like to say you're 18 years old."

"..."

In the broadcast, the animals and wild men in the back were also shocked by the Hippopotamus's thick skin.

"I thought it was thick, but I didn't think it was this thick..."

At the front, Jingang spat.

"Three Hairs, you're way too short, aren't you?"

"This Little Mouse isn't a long-haired mouse!! I'm a medium-haired mouse!" Three Hairs retorted.

"Whatever! Since once isn't enough, then we'll just cut him a few more times!"

With those words, Jingang took Three Hairs and launched another attack on the Hippopotamus.

The Hippopotamus's face was covered in dark lines.

Their massive bodies were originally the capital that made them overlords, but now they had become a burden.

In terms of agility, it couldn't compete with Jingang.

The Hippopotamus began to be unilaterally suppressed, with wounds sliced by Three Hairs appearing all over its body.

Most importantly, Jingang didn't linger; after making a cut, it would immediately fly away.

This made it difficult for the Hippopotamus to even attempt an attack.

"Damn it!!" The Hippopotamus gnashed its teeth in rage.

Jingang, on the other hand, was having a great time. "Three Hairs, our Three Hairs muscle tyrant combo is truly too powerful."

Three Hairs was also overjoyed, completely forgetting that Jingang always teased it.

"You and this Little Mouse are absolutely legendary~~"

But just then.

A dark shadow suddenly surged out from under the water beside them, opening its mouth wide and biting down on Jingang and Three Hairs in one gulp...

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