Lin Yuan's tricks

Lin Yuan, treating a dead horse as if it were alive, at the end of December 2024, just as the new President on The Other Shore of the Pacific was about to take office, he posted an update on the X platform: "To congratulate your country's President on ascending to his throne, I used the ancient Eastern Feng Shui divination art, combined with modern AI model technology, to suggest conducting a Falcon rocket 'chopsticks' recovery experiment at 3:15 AM on the Gengwu day of the Bingzi month in the Jia-chen year. Your God will bless your nation, and the Lord's representative on Earth will walk onto his throne bathed in the morning sun of victory."

Afterward, Lin Yuan tagged Musk in this update.

"System, is there any way to guarantee that old dog Musk will 100% see this update?"

"Please complete the task of publishing an SCI paper as soon as possible..."

"Damn it! I'm being bullied like this, and you're still talking about SCI papers, screw your head!"

Lin Yuan could only rely on himself.

To attract Musk's attention, he forcibly drove the system to contort rocket launch cases from various countries over the past decade into the Feng Shui AI Model.

To add interest, he specifically highlighted the rocket launch cases of Balate (the White Elephant), that mysterious nation.

After all, with Balate, there are now four levels of descriptive words in this world—mild, moderate, severe, and XX.

Why do this? Wasn't it just to enhance virality?

Who told Balate that country always lands on people's funny bones... the aircraft carrier's nod is unique, and everyone praises their animated moon landing.

In this long blog post, which statistically summarized rocket launch cases from various countries, Lin Yuan used ancient Eastern Feng Shui to deconstruct Balate.

"Its elephant head faces northwest, desiring to draw water from the northwest. But its body is blocked in the southeast. As the saying goes, a giant beast trapped in a small stream, this is a sign of a trapped beast. It is a place of great ill fortune."

"Its nation resides in the south of the heavens, under the scorching sun, its Five Elements belong to Fire. However, its form is an elephant, and elephants like water. Water and fire are incompatible. The form of its nation conflicts with the Feng Shui of its location, thus the Five Elements are inverted and the natural order is absent. Therefore, lizards dare not pass through its streets, and demons and monsters are rampant throughout its lands."

"To resolve this predicament, one only needs to split its territory. When its elephant form is gone, the deficiencies in its Five Elements will resolve themselves."

Lin Yuan forced out such a nonsensical blog post entirely because of his understanding of Musk.

Because this guy has always acted erratically, accustomed to hiding his intentions behind madness.

So, to hype bitcoin, he would deliberately announce that his own cars could be purchased with bitcoin.

And to hype dogecoin, he would openly hint at his preference for dogecoin on social media.

He could even do something as bizarre as naming his child with symbols.

Lin Yuan hoped that Feng Shui, an element with ancient Eastern mystery and an eerie color, could attract the other party's attention. Then Lin Yuan could ride the wave.

However, the key question was: how to get Musk's attention?

The other party is a busy world billionaire, who gets tagged countless times a day on social media, his notification alerts must always be 9999+. Without the computing power system's help, it was almost impossible for Lin Yuan to get his attention.

So, what to do?

Fortunately, Lin Yuan was clever, and this is where his habit of following international news came in handy.

Although international politics is the cheapest form of entertainment for every guy, this form of entertainment is not useless. Now, it was time for it to come into play.

Lin Yuan knew that The Other Shore of the Pacific had just finished its presidential debate. The new President was also a character. At least on the surface, he seemed to be.

Lin Yuan also knew that the character President always had channels for accepting donations, and to show his support for digital currencies, this President had also opened channels for accepting digital currency donations.

Coincidentally, Lin Yuan still held tens of thousands of digital currencies obtained by mining with OCR computing power equipment.

Since all digital currency exchanges on the market are run by private companies, Lin Yuan was worried about receiving unclean money, so he had been holding onto it without selling.

Now it could be put to use.

He just needed to donate a sum to that character President's digital currency donation account, then attract the other party's attention, and then ask the other party to take a look at his praises of him using ancient Eastern divination. With that character's show-off personality, he would definitely spread it everywhere.

He would probably immediately retweet Lin Yuan's update, and then add his own comment:

"Hey, look, ancient Chinese divination says I am destined by God!"

Of course, doing this was not without hidden dangers.

It was very easy to expose Lin Yuan's personal information.

Lin Yuan was currently engaged in the phishing OCR work, and although he didn't really want to do this work, whether out of not wanting to offend Dean Li and Director Wang, or out of gratitude for Dean Li's help this time, Lin Yuan still wanted to try his best to help them complete this matter.

Therefore, Lin Yuan's X platform account was anonymous. And he had also deleted all previous updates he had posted and his open-source projects on GitHub.

He just wanted to use the influence of Musk and the character President to bring the Feng Shui AI Model parameters to the attention of the world, and he didn't necessarily have to link this matter to himself.

Anyway, as long as he blocked Good Group's excuse to continue pestering him and got rid of his trouble, that would be enough.

Lin Yuan didn't bother to think so much anymore; he immediately said he would do it and did it.

Digital currency transaction information is public, but fortunately, when Lin Yuan was mining with OCR equipment, he had the foresight not to include the digital wallet address on it.

He only used the OCR equipment to perform the mining calculation process, and then the processing of the mining results was done on his original old broken laptop.

It was equivalent to: the OCR equipment was responsible for doing the work, and Lin Yuan's broken laptop was responsible for submitting.

This way, Lin Yuan's digital wallet address would not be captured by OCR.

And as long as the digital wallet address is not known, for a complex, disordered string of characters, such as: dqwdqd123123 & …… daw...

No one would know who it belonged to.

So, when the character President's digital currency account suddenly received a donation and an email, no one knew who the donation came from.

This is the amazing thing about digital currencies. And it is also the reason why various countries insist on controlling them.

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Inside Mar-a-Lago, in the early morning, a certain elderly blonde character woke up. His secretary brought him his schedule for the day and a summary of information.

In the information summary, one piece of information stood out — the digital currency donation account had received a bitcoin donation worth ten thousand US dollars, and the donor's request was to humbly ask the Son of God to take a look at the divination email they had sent when he had time.

The blonde character put down the knife and fork he was using for breakfast, "pick the mail, he donated a lot of money and call me the son of the god! what a honest man!" (This guy is not only generous but also sweet-talks, he's a keeper!)

The blonde character had always been powerless against people who were generous and praised him.